Bang, at eight o'clock in the evening, you don't need to look at people, just by hearing this voice, you know that Zhou Beibei is back.

Because the women in a dormitory only had the sound of Zhou Beibei kicking the door. However, a few women still deliberately pretended not to know, and asked delicately: "Who is the third watch in the middle of the night?" ”

"Open the door, the regulars are coming. Zhou Beibei's voice sounded outside the door: "Girls, hurry up and come out to pick up guests." ”

"Damn, how do you prove that you're a regular customer, maybe the FBI is pretending. Several eldest sisters in Zhou Beibei's dormitory said, "First of all, why do women like to raise big cats?"

"Damn! because in this way, you can often hear others praise you, your Mimi is so big!" This code reminded Zhou Beibei of the eternal pain in his heart, and said viciously outside, "Open the door quickly, otherwise I will tell you the story of the super terrifying ghost mansion after the lights are turned off!"

Several women were dizzy, and the women who could live with a girl like Zhou Beibei were naturally not ordinary people, for example, once after taking a classical literature class during the day, this group of people was full of poetry at night, so they proposed to make a poetry solitaire. At that time, it was Zhou Beibei who was the first to start singing and said: "The wind is blowing - the skirt is flying!" The second woman continued: "The wind blows inside and inside - the heart is desolate!" and a mending knife: "Ande Mengshi Xi - fill in the empty room!" After saying this, a group of people applauded, although Xiaomi did not say anything big, but also commented that this crossword was used well.

But Zhou Beibei's ghost story was too lethal, so several women had to run over and open the door to Zhou Beibei.

On the other side, when Gu Xiaoqi went back, he saw that only Yao Xuekong was alone in the bedroom and crackling at the computer keyboard, so Gu Xiaoqi asked, what about Brother Ming and Yi Cheng?

Originally, Gu Xiaoqi thought that Yao Xuekong would say, these two animals went to the library to talk to the girl again, or went to the dark corner next to the water room to peek obscenely at the beautiful mm in pajamas?

Gu Xiaoqi looked at Yao Xuekong, who was already wearing a sweater, with a confused expression, and after asking again to make sure that he had heard correctly, Gu Xiaoqi was even more confused, thinking that it was possible that he and Zhou Beibei went out to wave and came back, and they traveled from winter to summer, "How can it be so hot that it is about to explode?"

"He just blew up all of a sudden. ”

Gu Xiaoqi almost stumbled and fell to the ground, this has risen to a terrifying incident, which is even more terrifying than Zhou Beibei's horror story. Gu Xiaoqi asked tremblingly: "Who blew up hot???!!!"

Yao Xuekong: "It's hot fast, they went downstairs to buy a new one." ”

Gu Xiaoqi: "......"

Looking at Gu Xiaoqi's shocked look, Yao Xuekong was also stunned, and was stunned for a while before reacting, but he didn't laugh at Gu Xiaoqi or anything.

Instead, it continued to crack in front of the keyboard.

Gu Xiaoqi said, aren't you chasing that, that Xu Yu, why are you still nesting in the bedroom, just chase if you like, there is no future for talking on paper like you.

Yao Xuekong stared at Gu Xiaoqi for a long time with a bitter face, sighed, and said, just now I wanted to ask her if she had a boyfriend, so I said, "Do you have BF?"

"What's the matter, it's hard for her to have a boyfriend. Seeing Yao Xuekong shaking his head, Gu Xiaoqi continued, Damn, isn't this a good thing, what do you mean by this bitter and hateful look. Tell you, for whatever reason, if a girl tells you that she doesn't have a boyfriend, that's a good start.

Yao Xuekong smiled bitterly and said, Xu Yu did not reply.

This means that you are lucky, the reason why you didn't say it must be that girls are reserved, if you come up and say that I don't have a boyfriend, it's too obvious, in today's materialistic society, there are very few good girls who are so delicate and shy, which is also good......

Originally, Gu Xiaoqi wanted to say that otherwise, you prepare a bottle of Erguotou, go to the girls' dormitory to guard, and when you see Xu Yu from a distance, you will quickly take a sip, and then pour all the Erguotou on your head, making you look drunk, lying on the lawn and talking about Xu Yu, since I saw you for the first time, I can't forget you, how... , a kind girl like Xu Yu will definitely not be able to bear to come over to see you, and then you will hug her, and the rest will be up to you.

But before Gu Xiaoqi could say anything, he was interrupted, Yao Xuekong said, "Didn't I type and ask her if she had a BF just now?" After a pause, he said with a depressed face, the ghost knows that this broken keyboard is actually a special ghost that made the F key fail for me, and I found out after a while......

Gu Xiaoqi didn't know what to say when he looked at Yao Xuekong, so he could only pat his shoulder to express sympathy, and Yao Xuekong was so sad that he couldn't help but hug Gu Xiaoqi and cry.

"Bang!"

At this time, Brother Ming and Yi Cheng were so hot that they kicked open the door and came in, and they were stunned when they saw this scene, so they quickly closed the door and whispered there with a shocked face.

Jiang Ming said: "I'll just say that Gu Xiaoqi, how can this grandson be with such a charming girl as Xiaomi Beibei every day, it turns out that he is also an old glass!"

Yi Cheng nodded: "Evil......"

In the evening, Zhou Beibei pulled Gu Xiaoqi to open a trumpet in the 11 platform, specifically looking for those cattle who seemed to have quite high points but came to the rookie room to bully the newcomers. This pair of "adulterers and adulteresses", one will use the throwing combination of the little King of Gaza, and the other will be the wet nurse of the almighty knight and butcher, and they will make several waves of black shops lustful to death in different postures, and they almost doubt life. These waves of black shops thought to themselves whether the world was too crazy, or they were too vegetable, how could they be abused like this in the rookie room.

Until the lights were about to go out at night, Zhou Beibei

Still a little unsatisfied, and still thinking about taking advantage of the last ten minutes or so to play solo or something, but after seeing Xiaomi taking a shower in the bathroom, Zhou Beibei threw the mouse, and then touched it with a lewd smile.

"Beibei, don't be a hooligan. ”

"Xiaomi! you're from the uncle......"

The few remaining women in the dormitory have long been accustomed to Zhou Beibei's hooliganism, in fact, these girls have been more or less teased by Zhou Beibei, but later Zhou Beibei found that Xiaomi's skin was smoother and felt better before letting them go.

After washing, Zhou Beibei squeezed millet on the bed with a dead face. In fact, in winter, Zhou Beibei and Xiaomi often squeeze into a bed to sleep. This not only saves space, but also warms up. However, Xiaomi also has three chapters with Zhou Beibei and NATO Law. First, it is not allowed to touch indiscriminately. Second, you can't kick the quilt when you sleep. Third, don't tell yellow jokes before going to bed. The first and second points Zhou Beibei felt that there was no big problem in complying with them, but many times Zhou Beibei often violated the third point.

For example, Zhou Beibei said now, Xiaomi, let me ask you a question, there is a Spanish restaurant next to the bullring, and the cow balls in it are very distinctive, because the cow balls there are all made from the testicles of the cattle killed by the bullfighters in the bullring, so they still need to be ordered in advance. One day, a Spaniard went to the restaurant to order beef balls, paid a deposit, and came to pick them up the next day, only to find that the "balls" were very small. Xiaomi, Xiaomi, guess why?

Xiaomi was half crazy when he heard this, and said: "Zhou Beibei, you still say that you are not a hooligan, you did this topic for me last time." Because not every time the cow loses......"

Zhou Beibei smiled embarrassedly: "Ah, I've done it, let's change the topic." ”

“……。 ”

Xiaomi is helpless about this. Xiaomi originally wanted to light a small flashlight to read the collection of Tagore's poems borrowed from the library for a while, but Zhou Beibei squeezed in again. Xiaomi said to Zhou Beibei. "Why are you here again. Rabbits don't eat the grass around their nests. ”

Zhou Beibei nodded. "I don't agree with this, I think rabbits have holes in their heads, and there is grass next to their nests, so why run all over the mountain. ”

A group of women in Zhou Beibei's dormitory expressed contempt for Zhou Beibei at the same time. The woman in Zhoubeibei's upper bunk poked her head out and said to Zhou Beibei, "Beibei, don't bully millet all the time." The other woman nodded as well, "yes, you touched her last time, and you're still not satisfied?"

Zhou Beibei smiled. "This kind of feeling, how can it be satisfied by touching it once. "Plop around, and the whole bedroom, except for Zhou Beibei, all fell on the bed at once.

Although Gu Xiaoqi in the boy's bedroom was lying on the bed, he didn't sleep, because he suddenly remembered that the old man named Wu Sheng, known as the strongest in the DOTA world, had not contacted him for a long time, but he seemed to have said to himself that if he passed the third level of the perverted map, he would let himself find him......

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