Chen Chichi looked at his empty palm with a confused expression, in disbelief.

I guess I just want to help!

What exactly happened.

"......" Chen Mu was speechless, why was it like this before the words of concern were finished?

Not long after coming up, the wet Deng Chao and a group of members of the running men's team who had never been on stage looked at Chen Mu deeply, as if they had a deep meaning.

This mouth has definitely been opened, and it's no worse.

Under the eyes of everyone, Chen Mu wanted to cry without tears, this matter really has nothing to do with him!

"Chen Chichi, it's because of you. ”

Chen Mu suddenly got angry, stood on the moral high ground to accuse Chen Chichi, and said very angrily: "You scared her." ”

When the matter is approaching, quickly shake the pot.

Chen Chichi's brain was blank, his hands collapsed to his sides, and he stood up with a confused expression.

"Don't blame me!"

Chen Chichi was very aggrieved and said, "I was wronged!"

The kindness didn't work out, and it was actually complained.

"You must have done something. Chen Mu ignored it, and directly threw the black pot on Chen Chichi's body, nailed it tightly, and didn't give a chance to explain.

No, if you don't move the black pot, I'm afraid that my face will be on the blacklist of the rest of the men's team, and it will be regarded as ominous.

That would be terrible.

Chen Chichi, if it's a brother, you can help me carry it, this black pot is not big.

Chen Mu thought in his heart, and at the same time was grateful, but his face was very hateful.

Chen Chichi had just been fished out of the water, his whole body was still wet, and he was wronged like this, and he was really wronged.

In the swimming pool, Yang Yingbei stepped on the water with a shawl, her long wet hair completely wrapped her head, and the white tulle dress rippled in the water, revealing her graceful figure.

It's just that the picture that was supposed to be very beautiful was ruined because of the veil.

There was a shawl on her long hair, and she couldn't shake her hair at all, revealing her delicate pretty face.

Yang Yingbei's action out of the water reminded everyone of a picture.

Diagram of the bride of a modern female ghost bride out of the water.

This also led to Yang Yingbei's inability to distinguish the direction of the wandering, and for the first time, a staff member jumped down to help people out of the water, a little crying and laughing.

"Chen Chichi, don't you jump down to help Sister Baby. Chen Muyi was talking, accusing Chen Chichi who was going back.

Chen Chichi was wet, his clothes had not yet dried, and his shoes were full of stagnant water.

Chen Chichi looked at Chen Mu with a very bitter expression, his hair was constantly dripping, and he looked very unbelievable.

"Why don't you go. Chen Chichi glanced at Chen Mu's intact and still handsome clothes, and suddenly became angry and said.

"It's not me who pushed Sister Baby down. Chen Mu rolled his eyes.

In an instant, Chen Chichi's fault directly escalated.

Yang Yingbei fell into the water from objectivity to initiative.

"I was wronged. ”

Chen Chichi was stunned for a moment after speaking, almost exploded, and hurriedly said: "I didn't push it down." ”

Chen Muhaha laughed, just looked at Chen Chichi with a smile, didn't speak, didn't nod, and didn't react.

It's like saying, I'm listening to your arguments, try your best, boy.

"Haha......"

The rest of the running men's group looked at Chen Mu speechlessly, and then looked at Chen Chichi's pitiful appearance, and suddenly sighed.

When will Chen Chichi be bullied like this.

After Yang Yingbei went ashore wet, the director of the director team also spoke.

"Next, please ask Chen Mu to take a commemorative photo on the conveyor belt. ”

Still in the same tone, carry away, next.

"Quack, quack......"

The laughter suddenly changed tone, like the crowing of a duck, and the laughter gradually faded to zero.

The smile gradually disappeared, and Chen Mu finally stood in place expressionlessly, stiff to the point of motionlessness.

"Poof, haha......" Chen Chichi laughed, and the retribution came too quickly.

"Actually, I have a back problem, and it hurts. After Chen Mu came back to his senses, his face slowly became ugly, and he touched his waist in pain, and there seemed to be crystal sweat stains on his forehead.

"You go up for me. ”

Chen Chichi walked behind Chen Mu with a black face, lowered his head and pushed his arms violently, and calmly finished his work with an expressionless face.

If I get sick and violate my patent, I'll put up with it.

But you pretend to sweat in pain, or twist my clothes to pretend to sweat, isn't it too much?

"Ahem. When the matter came, Chen Mu coughed and obeyed fate.

"Small, small. ”

Before going up, delay as much time as possible, maybe you can change your fate.

"Please choose what you want to wear. The stall owner spoke with a blank face.

Chen Mu touched his chin and looked down at the supplies on the stall.

Backpacks, briefcases, dumbbells, shawls, handbags, table tennis balls, helmets, .......

Chen Mu just wanted to say, this thing is quite complete!

"What's in that black pocket?" Chen Mu asked as he looked at a small and seemingly light pocket, his eyes lit up slightly.

The stall owner glanced down and said expressionlessly: "Five catties of cotton." ”

"......" Chen Mu.

The program team is looking for a stupid donkey!

Who doesn't know that cotton will become heavier when it gets into water, and the program team is very excessive!

"That ....."

Chen Mu's fingers were messy for a while, and he suddenly fixed on the top of the table tennis ball, and said pointedly: "That's it, it, give me five catties." ”

Chen Mu's performance is very close to the people, which is the tone of the stall owner in the night market to buy things.

Table tennis balls, even if you fall into the water, this kind of thing has buoyancy, how much effort is saved.

Chen Mu thought in his heart.

"Okay. ”

The stall owner loaded the ping pong ball and handed it to Chen Mu.

Chen Mumo's palm holding his chin involuntarily rubbed the flesh of his chin, his face was expressionless, only his eyes were round.

"Poof. Everyone in the men's team laughed.

"What, are you serious?"

Chen Mu looked at the two earthen baskets stretched out in front of him, as well as the table tennis balls in them, swallowed a mouthful of saliva, and didn't dare to take it.

Chen Mu was stunned on the spot.

The stall owner nodded expressionlessly.

"You really don't know how to do business. ”

Chen Mu sighed, carrying two earthen baskets and preparing to go on stage in despair.

For the first time in my first life, I felt that five catties of things were so much.

"Hey. ”

Chen Mu sighed, fortunately the model pose that he imitated was not very difficult, and Chen Mu breathed a sigh of relief.

"Chen Mu, have a good trip. Chen Chichi raised his eyebrows and said in a low voice.

Chen Mu's expression eased.

"Halfway through, you know. Chen Chichi continued.

Chen Mu's face darkened.

Taking a step forward, Chen Mu felt fine, not so fast, which made him unbearable.

However, with two baskets of earthen baskets and table tennis balls in hand, you have to stretch them out on both sides, how do you look at this country boy who is carrying a burden to buy eggs?

After taking two more steps, Chen Mu felt a little difficult, this kind of switching in the opposite direction was really wonderful.

Deng Chao and Chen Chichi gloated, as far as Chen Mu's two zombie legs were crutches when they danced, they could survive and accumulate virtue in their previous lives.

"Steady, that's called steady, very steady. Chen Mu's expression was serious, and he sighed as he walked.

"Oh, cool, very cool. Chen Mu felt good about himself and indulged in it.

"Chen Mu, let me ask you a question. As soon as I reached the third conveyor belt, the speed increased, and at the same time someone asked aloud.

Chen Mu smiled slightly, not surprised at all, and sure enough, he came.

Deng Chao and Chen Chichi were so miserable, they couldn't get any better!

"Ah, you say. Chen Mu looked up and found that no one spoke, and couldn't help but be speechless, this group of media bigwigs, for Mao likes to talk behind people's backs.

Don't you know how dangerous it is to turn your head?

Controlling the pace and jumping over, Chen Mu glanced at a fashionable-looking blonde woman in front of him, and suddenly saw from the provocation in the other party's eyes that the person who spoke out just now must be her.

"What do you think of the straight man of steel. Sure enough, the blonde woman picked up the microphone and asked with a smile.

"Ahh

"Straight man of steel. ”

The blonde woman accentuated her tone and said, "What do you think about women now calling men straight men of steel?" ”

Chen Mu hesitated for a moment and said, "You have to listen to the professional all-round analysis, or the essence." ”

"Try to synthesize the essence. The blonde woman said with a smile.

"That's easy. ”

Chen Mu smiled and said, "Doomed to be lonely for a lifetime." ”

The blonde woman smiled, and Chen Mu, who was laughing, was very flustered, and always felt as if she had fallen into a trap.

"Then do you think you're a straight man of steel?" the blonde woman smiled brightly, very good-looking.

In other words, do you think you will die alone?

"What a joke. ”

Chen Mu's eyes widened, knowing that he was really trapped, he directly changed a conveyor belt, and said, "Haha, I even have a daughter, okay? Lonely life, impossible." ”

"No one said you'd be lonely for the rest of your life, you can say it yourself. ”

Chen Mu was aggrieved when he heard this, this media is definitely here to do things.

"This is a live chat record left by a star when he was filming a variety show, let's take a look. "The blonde woman is doing something, and she directly releases a > on the projector "What the hell, and chat logs." Chen Mu couldn't help but be curious, so he looked over.

......

Here's what the chat history looks like.

I've approved your friend verification request, and now we can chat.

"Hello..." (a certain actress)

"Hello..." (Chen Mu)

"Guess who I am. ”

"I don't know. ”

"You guess what, we met, we met the other day. ”

..... (Chen Mu)

"I don't have a credit card, my ID card has never been borrowed, and it is impossible to take out a loan, and I haven't bought elephants in Africa, and I haven't crossed the border in my life, don't look for me if the amount of debt exceeds ten yuan, because the credit limit and funds are not enough for ten yuan, my sister and daughter are all around, and my friends are in touch with WeChat.

...... (A certain actress)

"We really saw some time ago... , and recognized. (A certain actress)

"I know a lot of people, who are you, male and female. (Chen Mu)

"Female..." (a certain actress)

"I knew more about it, I couldn't remember it. (Chen Mu)

"We had a party and drank together the other day, and Zhao Liying, I was her friend. (A certain actress)

"Who are you, why don't you take a selfie in your circle of friends!"

(posted a photo) "I'm Zhang Ruoman. ”

"Ah, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I thought... Haha, I've met a scammer. ”

“...... Never mind. ”

"Zhang Ruoman, hey, I've known each other for so long, I really forgot to ask you for WeChat, really, mine mine, I'll invite you to dinner next time." ”

"Hah, that's what you said. ”

"Of course, my first memory of you is very deep!"

"Yo, I still have such an amazing side that can get into your eyes, tell me about it. ”

"Speaking of which, I really admire you, you are too fierce, you can pour all five men and a table of women down, too man. ”

"Ahhhhh It's pretty profound. ”

"Well, Super Bull X. "I also posted a meme of Drinking Mountain.

"I heard that you don't have a girlfriend yet?"

"Why do you want to have a girlfriend?"

“...... Just find someone you love to keep you company, just like me. ”

"Ah, that's not needed, I have my Sissi and my eldest sister. ”

“...... , It's okay, I still have something to do, catch up with an announcement, and talk another day. ”

"Goodbye. ”

"Hmm. ”

.......

"Is there something wrong?"

After reading it, Chen Mu asked confidently.

It's true, but there's nothing wrong with it.

So what do you think of being evaluated as a straight man of steel by many female celebrity friends? "The blonde woman is seriously trouble-making.

Chen Mu felt that the program team was deliberately targeting him, why is it so simple for others?

"I'm not like them, I'm ....."

Chen Mu turned around and was about to finish speaking, but his feet were empty, yellow ping-pong balls were flying all over the sky, and Chen Mu planted his head on the conveyor belt.

"I'll go. Chen Mu's face changed greatly, struggling to stretch out his hand, struggling with teeth and claws, but there was no way to change his fate.

"Poof. ”

A huge splash.

"Comfortable. Deng Chao and Chen Chichi both laughed.

Soon after, Chen Mu carried two baskets of water to the shore, soaking wet.

But it did not win the slightest sympathy.

Many members of the running men's team thought that Chen Mu had fallen into the swimming pool, this crow's mouth, it was time to break the gong!

"Next, please take a commemorative photo on the conveyor belt of the deer letter. ”

Carry away, next.

The director spoke again.

The rhythm of the music sounded, paying tribute to Luhan.

Lu Han's self-confidence is also very great, after all, his professional dancing skills can be said to be very stable.

Without any difficulty, I walked to the back, and I was about to pass, and I was about to step on the colorful auspicious clouds and return to the mortal world.

Chen Mu was now behind the crowd, wearing a white shirt, and had just wrung his coat clean, and when he looked up, Lu Han was about to pass.

"Be careful, deer, people have wet shoes, deer have stumbled. Chen Mu sighed in a low voice.

"Poof. ”

Suddenly, the deer who had walked well fell into the pool.

"Hmmm. ”

Qi Shushu's many eyes looked over and stared at Chen Mu deadly.

Chen Mu looked sluggish, feeling that his mouth might really be a little bit like that today.

Say a word, hang one.

This is too much of a coincidence!

"This, what a misunderstanding. Chen Mu swallowed a mouthful of saliva, and there were thousands of horses galloping past in his heart.

The fawn went ashore, and the next one to appear was Li Chen.

"Chen Mu, shut up!" Before going up, Li Chen warned Chen Mu in horror.

Chen Mu covered his mouth and nodded vigorously.

When Li Chen walked to the middle of the conveyor belt.

Chen Mu saw that Li Chen's legs were a little unstable, and suddenly whispered: "Mom, it's a little hanging." ”

"Poof. ”

At first glance, there was a huge splash of water, and the waves surged.

Li Chen also fell inside.

This could be fate!

Chen Mu wanted to cry without tears, and under the eyes of everyone, he pinched his mouth aggrievedly, and wanted to cry a little, is this really his mouth?

There is such a god, if you say a word, someone will be unlucky?

Chen Mu didn't believe it, so he experimented a few more times.

"Brother Group Lan, don't be in a hurry, slow down. ”

"Poof. ”

"Fat Di, what is the essence of your Xinjiang dance?"

"Poof. ”

"Lao Hu, don't jump off!"

"Poof. ”

"Sister Mi, you... Forget it, I still don't speak. ”

"Poof. ”

"Wang Xin, you are a young man, you should be ..... skill"

"Poof. ”

"Zhang Ruozhou, I think you can, very much. ”

"Poof. ”

"Sister Bai Xin, do you think I'm a crow's mouth?"

"Poof. ”

Bai Xin didn't speak, but the results of the action proved everything.

Chen Mu pulled his hair, his head was full of question marks, he looked at the sky with tears, and said, "This is really a misunderstanding, really." ”