Chapter 36: Roommates are all talents

Dong Fei frowned, glanced at Li Guiling, who had his head held high, and looked at himself or You Yang with a disdainful expression.

He said to himself, "I'm going to her!" Why is this woman so mean?

"What do you say? Does my brother look at you? You don't look at your own stumbling appearance, just look at you, you will have nightmares for several nights in a row! You don't pretend to be sentimental!" Before Dong Fei could speak, You Yang scolded Li Guiling first.

"Color! Take a look at your little deflated appearance first! You think you're suave! Behind you is like a turtle shell on your back, stretching your neck and glaring at your eyes, looking like the scene of a car accident, and you dare to squeeze your eyebrows at Yu Yanran, it's a waste of saliva for people to scold you for the word 'roll'! What's wrong with me scolding you for my friend? Do you want to quarrel or what?" Li Guiling saw You Yang talking to him, and she was sarcastic and sarcastic at him.

This is to laugh at You Yang for being a bit hunchbacked.

"Paralyzed! You woman, why is your mouth so powerful? I didn't look at you, what are you angry about? You learn from other beautiful women, how calm and elegant they are, what about you, a whole shrew! You Yang said angrily!" You Yang said angrily.

"Hehe, hey, I'm mad at you, what's the matter, you bite me!" Li Guiling grimaced at You Yang.

"Okay, Li Guiling, don't quarrel with people at every turn, we are all college students, we still have to have some quality. Hurry up and go. At this time, Yu Yanran opened her mouth unhurriedly to persuade Li Guiling.

"Tut-tut, look at other people's performance, you are not ashamed of yourself? I said beauty, you are really a bit out of character to make friends with such a woman, I suggest you cut off your friendship with her as soon as possible!" You Yang said with a smile on Yan Ran's hippie face.

Yu Yanran ignored You Yang, but pulled Li Guiling and walked over.

"This girl is very much to my liking!Dong Fei, I want to chase her! I swear, I must chase her!" You Yang looked at Yu Yanran's slender figure and said salivatingly.

"I hope you can succeed!" Dong Fei said lightly.

"Dude, you won't also take a fancy to her, will you? Women are like clothes, brothers are like siblings! If that's the case, I won't fight with you! In my mind, women will always come second, and friends are the most important!" You Yang patted his chest and said very proudly.

"Is there another sentence at the end, whoever robs my clothes will cut off whose hands and siblings? Okay! I didn't say that I had a crush on her, you chased you. I actually want to tell you that girl just now seems to be very difficult to chase. The probability of your success is very low!" Dong Fei said with a smile.

"Well, you're right! Dong Fei, I think you seem to have some research on picking up girls, why don't we go to the dormitory and have a serious discussion?" You Yang said.

"What experience can I have? I'm just a rural kid, and I haven't even held a girl's hand. Dong Fei shrugged.

"No, right? I visually see that the facts are not as you said, there is a sense in your eyes that the sea has been difficult to water, except that Wushan is not a cloud, you must be a man with a story, brother, it won't be dumped by a woman, right? I tell you, you must not be too serious, if you are too serious, you will lose, we should have the mentality of having fun to pick up girls, so as not to be hurt. You Yang put Dong Fei's snakeskin package on his back, stuffed a cigarette into his mouth and lit it, took a deep breath and said.

"Hehe, I think you're the man with a story, right? Have you ever been hurt by other women?" Dong Fei glanced at You Yang deeply.

He knows all the stories of this kid.

"How is it possible? I'm such a handsome guy who is so handsome and graceful, which girl is willing to dump me? It's all the girls who were dumped by me, and then cried and shouted and begged me to get back together, and I didn't care about them. Dong Fei, let me tell you, human nature is cheap, the more you don't take the other party seriously, the other party will put you in your heart. I don't dare to play other package tickets, but if you learn how to pick up girls with me, I guarantee that you will be able to get a girlfriend by the end of your freshman year!" You Yang said lazily with a posture of an old god.

"Brother, don't brag in front of me. Don't forget, you were just deceived by a meal tray in the morning! Let me tell you the truth, the woman who lied to you, after removing her makeup, has big folds on her face, and her age is at least 40 years old, such a woman has deceived you to the point of fascination, how decrepit you are!" Dong Fei raised a middle finger at the guy who was blowing more and more outrageously.

"I'm rubbing! You deliberately hit me, right? That girl in the morning, how can she be so old? Don't mention it, buddy, I was blinded by the geese when I accidentally hit the geese all day long! This is a small probability event!" You Yang said shamelessly.

"Okay, my great love saint, I hope you will continue to carry forward the glorious career of picking up girls in the future!" Dong Fei shook his head with a smile.

The two of them talked and laughed and came to the door of the bedroom.

The door to the 433 dormitory was open.

There were already two roommates in the room making their beds.

Dong Fei glanced at it, one was Li Hua, the sixth elder in the bedroom, who had already occupied the upper bunk of the bed on the right side of the door.

The other is Qin Peng, the seventh elder in the bedroom, and Qin Peng occupies the lower bunk of the bed on the right-hand side of the inside.

"Brother, come here. Li Hua had already made the bed, stepped on the ladder and got off the bed, and greeted Dong Fei and You Yang with a smile.

"You're here early. Dong Fei also smiled and nodded to Li Hua to say hello.

You Yang's gaze swept to a painting on the wall next to Li Hua's upper bunk, which was written in a dragon and phoenix dance, very free and uninhibited, and very powerful at a glance.

"What is this writing?Herb Picking Superman?" You Yang asked, grinning and blinking as he looked at the word.

"Rub it!?won't you? You misrecognized all four of my words? Should you say that my words are too difficult to recognize, or do you have bad eyes?" Li Hua rolled his eyes.

Dong Fei smiled and said: "It's really a good word! These four words read: Dao Wuwei! The word is very stylish and talented. The seal is also very well engraved, brother, you have a lot of artistic potential!"

"Brother, bosom friend, nine out of ten people will admit their mistake in my character, and there are not a few who mistakenly recognize me as a superman in collecting medicine!" Li Hua gave Dong Fei a thumbs up.

Dong Fei smiled and said in his heart, if I hadn't seen it in my previous life, I wouldn't have known it!

Li Hua is the sixth child in this dormitory, and he is also the most artistic guy, he writes well, draws well, and can engrave seals. In his previous life, he had four years of college and seven roommates, each of whom had a seal given by Li Hua.

"Brothers, do you smoke?" At this time, Qin Peng staggered over and took a pack of Hongtashan in his hand.

This cigarette is a pack of seven yuan, which is definitely a good cigarette at this time.

"Dude, what's wrong with your feet?" You Yang saw that Qin Peng's feet were inconvenient, and took the cigarette and asked.

"Don't mention it, before I came to report, I played a basketball game with a few high school classmates, and when I picked up the basket, someone pulled me down and sprained my foot.

"What? You still play basketball with your body?" Li Hua's eyes widened.

Qin Peng is a fat man, his height is more than 1.7 meters, and his weight is estimated to be almost 200 pounds, such a fat man can still pick up a basket?