In fact, Gu Xiaoqi also made such jokes. Because he grew up in the city, Gu Xiaoqi didn't see much small animals when he was a child. Once I went to my hometown in the countryside to play, the uncle asked Gu Xiaoqi to slaughter a duck to make snacks for the aunt, Gu Xiaoqi turned around in the yard and grabbed a hand casually, picked up the knife and let the blood go back to the house, the uncle stared at Gu Xiaoqi for a long time and asked: "When you slaughtered him, did it call?" Gu Xiaoqi nodded and screamed twice. Uncle said again: "Do you know what it's talking about?" Gu Xiaoqi shook his head inexplicably at that time: "I don't know, what did it say?" Uncle sighed: "It's saying: I'm a goose, I'm a goose, not a duck!"

Gu Xiaoqi walked around the forum for a while, not only was he not sleepy, but he became more and more energetic, those jokes were so funny, but the roommates were sleeping, and Gu Xiaoqi didn't laugh out loud, so he covered his mouth with a quilt, but his body still twitched.

After a while, in the dark, I don't know if it was Jiang Ming or Yi Cheng who suddenly threw a pack of tissues down, Gu Xiaoqi held the tissue for a long time without saying a word......

Four days is estimated to be a long time if it is used for classes, but it feels a bit insufficient for the CT that is preparing for the war, these days a few people will nest in the Internet café as long as there is no class, in order to prevent others from spying on the military situation, Li Fei also specially built a private room, every day is elusive, if it is not for Xiaomi to accompany Zhou Beibei around every other day, the women in the dormitory think that Zhou Beibei has been abducted into the cult organization.

As Zhou Beibei's apprentice, Gu Xiaoqi has been watching Li Fei and them practice in the Internet café these days, and sometimes he will go up to touch the two, many people can feel Gu Xiaoqi's progress, C9 almost capsized in the gutter when solo, but Gu Xiaoqi is still far from the level of the academy team, after all, DOTA is not only solo, many skills need to be constantly exercised and learned, such as the shadow of the map, around the woods and the judgment of the situation in the field, etc., which is also the charm of DOTA。

At half past eleven o'clock in the morning on the day of the competition, Zhou Beibei and Gu Xiaoqi, who had finished training, were on their way back to school in an Internet café.

Zhou Beibei sat behind Gu Xiaoqi, patted the second-hand battery car under his buttocks, and asked Gu Xiaoqi: "Did you get this thing from the flea market on BBS, how do you feel that it is still new." ”

Originally, after the training, Zhou Beibei was going to walk back with C9 and them, but when Gu Xiaoqi didn't know where to push out a battery car, Zhou Beibei decisively abandoned Li Fei and them. After all, the Internet café is still quite far from the school gate, and since childhood, my mother said that girls should pay attention to maintaining their figure, and if they walk too much, their legs will become thicker.

Because in school, whether it is a battery car or a bicycle, it is almost always passed down from the seniors of a long time, and I don't know how many hands I have passed it now, and many of them are the kind that the bell does not ring everywhere. And a slightly beautiful battery car like Gu Xiaoqi was basically remembered within a few days, and there were basically few stupid people in school. B will go to buy a new car, after all, the bird is big and there are all kinds of forests, so Zhou Beibei is full of curiosity about Gu Xiaoqi's battery car, which looks like there are still seventy or eighty percent of the new battery car.

Because he was riding, Gu Xiaoqi didn't look back, and directly said that he got it for 260 yuan.

"Damn, can you buy it for 260 yuan?......? Gu Xiaoqi, you have fallen!"

Zhou Beibei's exaggerated tone of the elders in the family hating iron but not steel made Gu Xiaoqi feel that he was being taken advantage of, so he propped up the car with his feet, stared back at Zhou Beibei and said, "You just fell, didn't the counselor look for me when you were training last night, so I will leave first." ”

"If you go first, you can't steal people's battery cars......" Zhou Beibei made a gesture of disdain.

"I didn't steal it, but when I went back, I saw an old man riding a battery bike falling, so I went over to help him. ”

"What does this have to do with your electric car?"

"Listen to me. Gu Xiaoqi reluctantly interrupted Zhou Beibei and said: "I was going to help others and help him go to the school hospital to see it, but the old man didn't say that I hit it, but he called all the passers-by around me to say that I hit it, and pulled me to let me lose money, I explained to the people around me for a long time and no one believed me, and scolded me for being young or something." I really can't do it, so I can only admit bad luck, so I asked how much I lost, and the old man didn't even break his skin and insisted that I pay 100, but I brought 260 yuan, and he robbed it all. ”

"Hey, the world is going down, and people's hearts are not ancient! But you still haven't said what's going on with your battery car!"

"Actually, I don't know what's going on, after I gave the money, the people next to me pushed the battery car over and let me ride it quickly, otherwise the old man would regret it too late, I was put on the car, the old man said that the car was his, but no one believed it, the uncles and sisters around said that the old man lost money and wanted people's electric cars, and dragged the old man away, so I rode back......"

Zhou Beibei: "......"