934. Divine hemorrhoids

The feeling of swimming in the sky, it has not been so real for a long time, maybe this month, I am used to walking, and although the star betta fish is also flying, but the flight is closer to flying close to the ground, the star betta fish is very timid, and it has long been unable to leave the ground high, and then it is said in the clouds.

At this moment, there is a Kunpeng under my seat, and Kunpeng feels more like my comrade-in-arms, at this time, I wave my hands, feel the wind around me, and I feel the feeling of Lingyun in my heart.

After a while, Kunpeng slowly fell and came to the top of the cottage, and all the people in the cottage were stunned by the situation at this moment, and everyone ran around and began to dodge.

But as I landed on the ground, many people approached and looked at Kunpeng with fear, but Mr. Feng in the middle of it did not dodge, which surprised me.

Mr. Wind stroked his beard, and he smiled and said, "You did it." ”

I patted Kunpeng's huge head, and I walked over and said, "Sure enough, sir, you expected it?"

"I've seen this Kunpeng once, its temperament is very stubborn, the same as you, and the two of you have almost the same personality, either to become enemies, or to become comrades-in-arms, and on this mountain, there is also a fierce beast, in the case of the same hatred and hatred, even if it is an enemy, it will become a brother in life and death!" Mr. Feng said without hesitation.

"Good!" I praised, "Mr. Wind's unpredictable prophet, just this ability, I admire it tightly!"

"Then have you thought about it, what should you name this village?"

"Stockade?"

"Didn't you come back just to use this mountain as a base and make your own business?" he laughed.

I nodded, and the corners of my mouth rose slightly: "If you think about it, it's called the Bombing Gang!"

The Exploding Heaven Gang is my legend in the Heavenly Realm, and I hope that this legend can continue in this land of the Divine Domain.

Mr. Wind smiled, I smiled, we looked at each other, everything was silent.

When the drinking water problem of the cottage was solved, many problems began to appear one after another, such as accommodation problems and the like, but Mr. Feng contracted these problems.

Of course, in this way, I think it is a bit overkill, and I have also noticed a phenomenon of Kunpeng, that is, Kunpeng seems to be afraid of Mr. Wind, and the origin of this Mr. Wind is becoming more and more mysterious, and I don't know what his true identity is.

Although I was also curious and wanted to uncover it, I didn't need to be presumptuous, after all, everyone has their own secrets, their own privacy, and it doesn't make sense to uncover other people's privacy, and it's a bit hurtful, so I just stopped this idea.

Everything in the Bombing Gang is going on in an orderly manner, but good things don't go out, bad things come knocking on the door, I never thought about it, but an uninvited guest came, this person was not someone, it was the Nan Muli I provoked at the auction.

This time, Nan Muli brought a large group of people over, estimated that there were about twenty of them, I went down the mountain and said: "Who did I think, it turned out to be Nan girl, I don't know if you came from afar, do you have something?"

"Sun Wukong, I'm here to find a field, last time you competed with my guards, although you won, but I don't accept it!" Nan Muli crossed his hands on his hips, looking amazing.

I couldn't laugh or cry, I said: "Miss, this is not a place for you to find faults, and now we are very busy, we don't have time to take care of you! Besides, it was also a one-on-one fair competition at that time, and if you lose, it means that you are not good at learning, it is not a big deal, in this divine domain, victory or defeat is just a common thing in soldiers." ”

"No!" she said very stubbornly, "last time it was my guard who was not in good health!

"Not well?"

"Yes, he has hemorrhoids. The eldest lady said with a red face.

I snorted and laughed, "Hemorrhoids...... Hemorrhoids? Is there any mistake that the lower gods can also get hemorrhoids?"

"Why can't it? God's hemorrhoids are called God's hemorrhoids, and it's hard to look at the disease!" she said, waving her fingers, "and the flu, the cold, the blindness, the madness, ......."

Her words opened my eyes, and I said: "Then he has hemorrhoids, and he doesn't care about my business, wasn't it one-on-one at the time, and said that he was willing to gamble and lose, why did you still come to me for trouble?"

"I gave you the goods, because I couldn't buy them back, and I was told by my family! Now I'm here to ask you for justice, I don't believe it, Miss Ben can't win against you!" she said angrily.

I snorted, and said that I had been bored lately, so I played with him: "Then you say, how do you solve it?"

"It's very simple, two wins in three games, I'll be out of the title, of course, as compensation, I'll also come out of the lottery, I recently got the news, saying that you destroyed the people of this Black Cloud Village, and you were here alone as the king of the mountain, if you can win this game, I think I will definitely be able to fund you a lot of things, such as weapons...... For example, mounts...... Like what...... Anyway, I can fund you, why do you care so much!"

That little girl is in a temper, I said in my heart that it is true that the Bombing Gang has just started now, and there is a lot of waste to be rebuilt, and the funds of Heiyunzhai itself are very scarce, although it is a place with good mountains and rivers, but there are a lot of things missing, and the eldest lady of this Nan family, although I don't know what this Nan family is, but it won't be too bad anyway.

Although I am also a member of the Desperate Palace, in order to hide people's eyes, I still try to have as little contact with the Desperate Palace as possible.

I said, "There are winners and losers in everything, so what if I lose?"

"It's easy for you to lose, be my slave for a month!" she said leisurely.

I frowned, "Slave?"

"It's the slave who helps me serve tea and pour water, direction, since it's a contractual relationship, Miss Ben won't embarrass you!" she patted her little chest with satisfaction.

I looked at Mr. Feng, and Mr. Feng nodded at this time, and I was even more bold to say, "Okay, tell me how to compare!"

"Okay!" said the eldest lady, and out of the crowd came a flying horse, a pure white horse with a single horn on its forehead.

It is worth mentioning that on the body of the white horse, there is also a layer of silver tattoos, which are very beautiful, and the mane on the back of its neck is a white flame, or not a flame, which is a very ethereal thing.

The eldest lady said: "The first competition, that is flying, from here, the flying knife chaos city, a total of three hundred miles away, whoever arrives first, then who wins?"

"Flying?" I laughed dumbly, and my heart said that I had just subdued Kunpeng recently, and I didn't know how well I matched it with Kunpeng, but my heart said that those materials were very tempting, so I agreed, and I said, "Are there any rules?"

"That is, it is possible to attack each other, and of course each of them can exclude five followers. Saying that, five guards appeared behind the eldest lady, all of whom were star bettas around her.

I said in my heart that this is really amazing, and I still have five star betta fish with me, and at this time, Mr. Feng came over and said: "This heavenly horse is amazing, it is called Xingyao Tianma, and it is also a very rare mount, once it starts, it will not stop for three days and three nights, and it travels thousands of miles a day, no less than Kunpeng." ”

"Sir, I mean, I can't win?"

"No, whether it's a star betta fish or a Pegasus, their aggression is not as good as Kunpeng, and Kunpeng is a beast known as the king of divine birds!" he whispered in my ear.

I said, "Is there anyone here who can ride a star betta?"

However, everyone in the Bombing Heaven Gang shook their heads continuously, I secretly said that it is not good, if it goes on like this, although I have a Kunpeng here and a star betta fish, but if I really fight, I will fall into the disadvantage, not for anything else, I am alone, riding a Kunpeng, but I have to deal with five lower gods.

The eldest lady crossed her hands on her waist and said with a smile: "If not, you can admit defeat!"

"Kunpeng, can you deal with it?" I said, stroking the sharp feathers on Kunpeng's body.

Kunpeng gave me a look of trust, and then let out an eagle cry in the air, piercing the sky!

I laughed, "Compare!"