Chapter 217, there are such idiots
At seven o'clock in the evening, the year-end party of the starting point literature network officially began, like what first-line stars performed on stage, this kind of highlight is naturally to be placed at the end as the finale, the beginning of the party, first there are some simple programs performed by the internal staff of the starting point literature network, such as dance, funny sketches and the like.
After the performance on stage began, the lights in the audience became less bright.
Chen Hao watched while picking up the mineral water that the staff had placed on the seat in advance and took a sip, feeling very cold.
I have to say that after a busy time, I came to participate in such a party in my spare time, enjoyed all kinds of sketch programs, and laughed a little from time to time, which was very comfortable.
Since the last time she performed on the school art stage, Liu Nian watched their performances very seriously, because she knew that the programs that could be performed on stage must have someone in the audience who worked hard for them, and she would laugh happily when she poked the laughter.
After the sketch performance of two women and one man was completed, Liu Nian whispered to Chen Hao: "Brother Chen Hao, this sketch is really funny, it seems to be watching the Spring Festival Gala." ”
The small program of the company's small evening show naturally cannot be compared with the Spring Festival Gala, but it is very good that a few of their amateur guys can perform like this.
After a few simple performances, there is a literary recitation by the editorial director of the Origin Literature Network, as a literary website, it is normal to have such a poetry recitation, but there are always people who will get goosebumps all over their bodies when they hear it.
"What's that?"
Chen Hao clearly heard such a complaint from an author of the Origin Literature Network sitting behind him, of course, he didn't dare to say it too loudly, from the perspective of the writing process, the editor on the stage is his top boss, and whether he can have any channels to recommend in the future has to be up to him.
This is something that a normal person can understand, but not all people in this world are normal.
After the application of the director of the editorial department of the starting point was recited, there was a round of applause from the audience, and at the same time, a person shouted loudly: "Wait a minute!"
In the applause of only more than 100 people, such a voice was very conspicuous.
Everyone turned together, and more than a hundred pairs of eyes looked at the source of the sound in unison, including Chen Hao and Liu Nian.
The person who spoke was wearing glasses, but the lights under the stage were a little dim, and he couldn't see what he looked like.
"Is there anything wrong with this author?" the director asked, holding the microphone, "Do you need to come on stage?"
The man replied loudly, "It is naturally best to be on stage." ”
After half a minute of walking, the man really walked onto the stage in full view of everyone.
At this time, Chen Hao could be regarded as seeing his face clearly, and Liu Nian also saw it clearly, and hurriedly pulled the corners of Chen Hao's clothes a few times: "Brother Chen Hao, isn't this person Lin Wei?
The author who went to the stage was Lin Wei, who was in the same department as Liu Nian, who failed to forcibly confess in the girls' dormitory last time, and was destroyed by Chen Hao's poem after his literary prestige, he has never appeared in front of Liu Nian's eyes, but he didn't expect that he was also the signed author of the Origin Literature Network, and he could come to tonight's year-end party, and the sales results of the books he wrote must be good.
Chen Hao is not very familiar with Lin Wei, but Liu Nian has been a classmate of him for four years, and he knows a little bit about his character.
"Nerd!" Chen Hao said lightly: "He just looks like a nerd, I'm sure he will criticize this director with the poem he just recited." ”
Yunni wasn't very interested in the show on stage, so she had been playing with her phone since she came, but she was still quite interested in watching the excitement.
"Isn't he the author? How can this director say that he is also his boss? Dare to question his boss, does he want to mix up in the future?"
After Lin Wei took the microphone handed over by the host, he began to speak in front of everyone: "Director Yang, I am a literary fanatic, and I can't tolerate anyone being disrespectful to literary works from the past and present, so if you want to recite such famous poems in the future, can you first practice your poetry ability, not to mention anything else, since you want to recite it, you have to be full of respect for this work and keep it in your heart, instead of carrying a manuscript paper here and reading it!"
Forehead!
At that moment, the audience was dumbfounded!
The director of the editorial department showed some embarrassment on his face, how to say that he is also a director, and he was demolished in front of so many people, and it was inevitable that he would not be able to hang his face.
But on such an occasion, he had a bad seizure, so he had to smile awkwardly and say, "What is the name of this author?"
"Lin Wei, the pen name is also his real name. Lin Wei really answered truthfully.
Yang Pengyun smiled, covered his eyes and lowered his head, and said, "Mouse, you're right, he looks like a nerd, and he's really a nerd." ”
Wu Xin continued: "If I were this director, I would have to slap him to death." ”
Director Yang paused for a moment and continued: "Okay then, Lin Wei, why don't you teach me how to recite this poem?"
Lin Wei nodded directly: "Okay, listen up!"
In the next scene, Lin Wei directly took off the bloated down jacket, and spit in front of everyone, with an impassioned burst.
After the poem was finished, he opened his hands and raised his chest to face the audience, if it was in the school's literary club, this completed action would definitely have attracted a round of applause, but here, after a full ten seconds, all he waited for was the silent silence of the audience.
Of the more than 100 authors present, none of them applauded him, and the scene was slightly embarrassing.
Lin Wei finally felt a little overwhelmed.
At the moment when he turned his head to look at the audience, he saw Liu Nian sitting with Chen Hao.
Lin Wei never thought that Liu Nian would be here, and he was with Chen Hao, could it be that she also wrote, Chen Hao came with her?
Director Yang was very satisfied with such a scene, he laughed and said, "Teacher Lin Wei's recitation is very good, what do you say?"
There was still silence in the audience.
No matter how nerdy Lin Wei is, he will inevitably blush when he encounters such a situation, he put down the microphone, and then hurriedly stepped off the stage, but he did not return to his position, but went directly to the position in the row in front of Chen Hao and the others.
The staff in the suit immediately stopped him: "Sorry sir, this is the VIP area, please go back to your place." ”
Lin Wei pointed at Chen Hao and asked, "They are all sitting here, why can't I?"
"I'm sorry sir, but the first three rows are all VIPs, please come back to your place. ”
"I'm a writer at LV5, and I believe that it won't be long before I can become a god, so I can't sit here?"
Luo Xuan and Ye Shanshan listened to these words, and lowered their heads to death: "It turns out that there are still such idiots in this world. ”