Chapter 137: Come, Ask Me
Chapter 137: Come, Ask Me
"Next question. Pen | fun | pavilion www. biquge。 info" Luan laughed.
The second questioner was a girl, and she was quite beautiful: "Hello Mr. Qigong, I am a student of classics. ”
"Hello, pretty little girl. Mr. Qi Gong smiled.
"In recent years, we have also shown TV programs on the mainland, and there are some very good costume dramas, but in modern dramas, from the perspective of costumes and styling, they are the trend of Baodao ten years ago, and I am a little curious about why?" said the girl with a smile.
Wang Yao rolled his eyes in the audience.
"I'm sorry, but that's really my knowledge shortcoming. Mr. Qigong smiled, "I don't often watch TV, and occasionally watch some movies, but because they are all nostalgic movies, the TV series you mentioned should be classified as entertainment, right, to be honest, the entertainment trend in the mainland is indeed a little poor, because there are not many people engaged in it, and it started late." ”
"I thought that the mainland's aesthetics were ten years behind Baodao, but it turned out that the entertainment industry was backward. The little girl spat out her pink tongue coquettishly.
"It's not lagging behind, it's a late start. Mr. Qigong's smile did not decrease, and he was not shocked.
"Next question. Luan smiled and diverted the subject.
"Hello Mr. Qigong, I have relatives who have traveled to the mainland, and said that mainlanders can't even afford to eat tea and eggs, and they will be praised by onlookers when they eat instant noodles, is this true?" The third questioner was a fat man.
Mr. Qigong paused for a moment: "Your relatives are lost in North Korea." ”
The auditorium erupted in laughter.
"As far as I know, tea eggs should be a popular breakfast, and instant noodles are not as much as dried noodles because they are not nutritious. Mr. Qi Gong said again.
"Mentioning this, I met Mr. Qigong's disciple today, the amount of food is amazing, one person eats at least ten servings, he likes to eat tea eggs very much. At this time, Lu An suddenly laughed.
Mr. Qi Gong and Wang Yao in the audience stiffened at the same time.
The auditorium suddenly became lively, and with Wang Yao's hearing, many people were laughing at him in Hokkien and Hakka, such as 'starving ghost reincarnation', 'never seen the world', 'soil buns', etc., which made Wang Yao's anger a little bigger.
"Be quiet. Seeing that the effect was achieved, Lu An began to organize discipline.
"My disciple eats a lot, but he is not a dirt bun, I hope everyone can respect him, after all, I can understand a lot of dialects. Mr. Qigong smiled without changing his face.
The scene was a little awkward for a while.
"Sorry sir, the children are naughty. "Luan hit the distance" next. ”
"Hello sir, I am a graduate student in economics. At this moment, a boy in a suit stood up.
Mr. Qigong nodded, "Hello." ”
"Is the mainland's GDP really five times behind our treasure island?" the boy asked.
Mr. Qi Gong smiled, "May I ask how you count?"
"Total GDP divided by the average number of people. The boy said.
"It can't be counted like this, Baodao is only a province in the Dragon Kingdom, so it can be compared with the provinces and cities of relative size, I don't know much about this aspect, but you can go back and calculate that the gap should not be so big. Mr. Qigong said with a smile.
Baodao is only a province in the Dragon Country, and this sentence caused a lot of fluctuations, and the students in the audience began to be agitated.
Seeing that the situation was not good, Wang Yao quickly rushed to the stage and stood in front of Mr. Qigong to support him, "Sir, are you okay?" ”
Mr. Qigong's face quickly turned pale, "It's okay, you can help me." ”
"Go down and rest. Wang Yao frowned.
"No, I need to finish this lesson. Mr. Qigong said with a solemn face: "It is about the dignity of the motherland. ”
Wang Yao's breath stagnated, and he turned his head to look at the students who were in a commotion in the audience, "No, you go over there and rest." ”
After speaking, without waiting for Mr. Qigong to object, Wang Yao forced him to the seat on the other side, on the side of the school leader.
"What are you going to do?" Mr. Qigong grabbed Wang Yao's arm with some tears and laughter.
Wang Yao smiled, patted Mr. 's arm, turned around and walked to the podium with the microphone, "The old gentleman is old, and no one has said to give up a seat after standing on the stage for so long, and the hospitality of Baodao does not seem to respect the old and love the young." ”
Wang Yao's voice came out of the microphone with contempt, quieting the auditorium, which was originally a little restless, and everyone looked at this strange peer on the stage.
"Let me introduce myself, my surname is Wang, I should be younger than all of you, from the mainland you are talking about, as peers, we can communicate and learn from each other. Wang Yao chuckled.
Lu Anleng paused, a little surprised, he didn't expect Wang Yao to take the initiative to provoke.
"This classmate, you were calculating GDP just now, right? Wang Yao smiled and looked at the boy in the audience who asked questions.
The boy frowned, a little unhappy with Wang Yao's attitude, but still maintained etiquette and nodded, "Yes, what advice." ”
"I don't really believe in GDP because it lacks credibility, especially in this era of bubble economy. Wang Yao smiled, pointed at him and Lu An and said, "I'll make an analogy, there is a piece of on the ground, you tell Teacher Lu An, teacher, you eat the on the ground, I will give you 10 million dollars." ”
Wang Yao's rough and vulgar metaphor shocked everyone, and it was not uncommon to see Wang Yao's beautiful female classmates' favorability towards Wang Yao drop to freezing point all of a sudden.
"Classmate, you are a metaphor. The boy in the audience was a little annoyed.
"It's not really eating, it's not really eating, is it, Mr. Lu. Wang Yao looked at Lu An with a bewildered face.
"Huh?" Luan hadn't come back to his senses yet.
"Then Teacher Lu An eats it, and you don't have any money to give. Wang Yao hooked the corners of his mouth, smiled evilly and continued, "Then you tell Mr. Lu An, or Mr. Lu An and I eat another piece of, we will write it off, so the two of you will create a GDP of 20 million US dollars for the report." ”
Wang Yao's delicate little face was full of evil smiles, which made people angry and didn't know how to tremble at the same time.
Lu An's face turned cold, and he was about to say something but was preempted by Wang Yao.
"Of course, I'm using a metaphor, Teacher Lu An and this classmate can't really eat, I'm just saying this, because just now it seems that everyone is very sneering at me about eating too much, I thought maybe you all don't like to eat and like to eat. The evil smile on Wang Yao's face continued, and everyone in the audience became furious.
"Give me silence!" Lu An shouted angrily, and looked at Wang Yao angrily, "Classmate Wang seems to be a person who likes to joke, but this is a serious occasion. ”
The old gentleman is 90 years old and stands on the stage to give you a lecture, and you are sitting on the stool one by one. Wang Yao sneered.
Everyone was weak at the same time, and it was indeed their fault.
"And the lecture is not to discuss with you, your questions are also quite interesting, come, ask me. Wang Yao chuckled.