Chapter 15: I Really Don't Want to Go to Heaven!
In a corridor outside the door, in the middle were two conjoined babies who were in a hurry, and the students who were walking avoided one after another, and the two pillars chased after each other, and finally took down the two at the end of the corridor.
Lin Yu was still kicking with one foot, like a little girl in red dancing shoes, unable to stop. Her strength was extremely great, and Erzhu had no choice but to hug her whole, and hurriedly shouted Fan Fanran: "Go and peel off that banana peel and use some force!"
Fan Fanran had also just been freed from the state of wrapping his left foot with Lin Yu's right foot, and when he heard this, he hurriedly squatted down and clasped his hands together to grab her calf, which was constantly flying.
"IβI'm going to have cramps in my legs. Lin Yu cried in Erzhu's arms, only to feel that his ankle was finally firmly clamped by Fan Fan, and with a sticky strength that tore off the plaster, a sense of powerlessness came up from the soles of his feet.
It was as if she had just run five thousand meters, and she collapsed from Erzhu's arms and fell to the ground.
Fan Fan tied several petals of banana skins into a dead knot with each other, wrapped them in a napkin and crumpled them into a ball, and then threw them into the trash: "I sealed the monster!"
Erzhu rolled his eyes, picked up Lin Yu and whispered, "Let's hurry down now." β
"'Go down'?"
"If I'm not mistaken, this is the 'Oh No, Flying Feeling' series of products, and it's usually used with other products, so there's got to be a follow-up. The effect of the series is to send the target person to the sky - oh no, to the top of the tallest building nearby. Fortunately, this thing is time-sensitive, so let's quickly hide first, the person who made the bad must be waiting for you on the rooftop. β
Fan Fan immediately clapped his hands when he heard this: "Follow me!"
Lin Yu asked Erzhu as he ran: "Is it a stowaway this time?"
"Maybe it's that I'm not as keenly aware of their aura as my brother. β
Speaking of the big pillar, Lin Yu stopped suddenly: "Wait!"
The mobile phone signal was really weak, and the call couldn't go out, so she could only send a message to Wei Xiuzhu.
Then Lin Yu turned around and opened the corridor window, his index finger pointing to the sky, and his face was full of confusion.
"She should have eaten that banana ......"
"Shut up!"
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At the same time, in another university dozens of kilometers away from the magic capital, a teenager was sitting in the front row of the classroom in a daze.
The boy was wearing a dark gray hoodie, which slightly weakened his originally calm temperament and showed a bit of boyishness. A small ankle was exposed under the beige trousers, and the shadows of the leaves were swaying slightly.
Outside the window, the banyan trees are tall and dense, and the sunlight pours down, and occasionally spots of light jump off and fall on the broken hair of the young girls in the classroom.
The members of these debate clubs were arguing, and Wei Xiuzhu was pulled back by the loud voice of the second debate, and looked down at the information in his hand.
[Counter-argument: White lies are not advisable.] γ
The following is a list of arguments and some points of attack, but these are basically done by the debaters who preceded him.
It's a practice match, and he's the team's four debaters, and his role is to wrap up the arguments. Given that he was forcibly recruited into the team by his teacher, his friends are also accustomed to his negative attitude.
The information was sprinkled all over a piece of A4 paper, and Wei Xiuzhu's eyes fell on the sentence "A white lie is also a lie, a kind of deception", and he seemed to be a little distracted.
There are girls who are secretly looking at him, Wei Xiuzhu is the tacit "faΓ§ade" in the club, and he has to go through the motions in the position of the fourth debate every time. In other words, he is the mascot of the Debate Society, which helps to attract more young girls to strengthen the club.
Suddenly, he frowned and raised his head, the girl thought that she had been discovered, and looked away with a red face, but who knew that Wei Xiuzhu stood up directly.
He picked up his schoolbag and walked to the door with long legs, and his voice was faintly irritable: "I'm sorry for something at home, I'll take a leave." β
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"Hurry, hurry, hurry!"
There were three tiny dots of light in the darkness, which were the light emitted by the phone's lighting. Fan Fan stood at the end of the stairs and was opening a small door to greet his two companions.
The sound of footsteps clapped towards him, and in a blink of an eye, the three of them rushed in.
"Here...... And an underground garage?"
After a sprint, Lin Yu was holding his knees and panting at this time.
"It's been a long time coming, don't you know?"
"How would I know......" Lin Yu looked around at the luxury car beside her, she couldn't even afford a tire skin. "I really don't understand why they make things so complicated, if you want to catch them, hurry up and drag me around with banana peels for fun?"
Fan Fan: "Maybe you don't want to do it in front of the public, so you will have your blood splashed." β
Lin Yu sighed and asked Wei Pingzhu: "Erzhu, what other products are there in this 'I want to fly higher' series?"
"It's 'Oh no, it's like flying!' This series is very popular, and there are a lot of accessories such as bamboo dragonflies, bazookas, back wings, etc., ......"
A righteous and awe-inspiring face appeared in Lin Yu's mind, he was dressed in black, and a pair of furry wings were flapped behind him.
Wei Pingzhu said and looked at his phone: "Anyway, let's stay here first, and then go out in an hour." β
"An hour?" Lin Yu became anxious when he heard this, "The next exam will start in half an hour at most!"
"It's okay, there's no make-up exam. With the two of us with you, you won't be lonely on the way to the make-up examβ"
Before Fan Fan finished speaking, he saw Lin Yu suddenly stumble and fall to the ground.
With a clang, the phone fell to the ground and made an empty echo, and Lin Yu quickly retreated towards the garage door as if he was being dragged from behind by an invisible person.
"Oh no, there's still a bit of 'banana peel' stuck under her feet that hasn't been torn off!"
In an instant, Fan Fan caught a glimpse of the struggling Lin Yu's soles, and there was a flash of bright yellow.
"Let's go!"
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A girl lies on the ground with one foot crossed, and retreats all the way in an anti-gravity state, followed by two teenagers in hot pursuit. The other side of the stairs to the garage actually led to the rooftop, and Lin Yu turned back in embarrassment, seeing a faint light coming from the staircase.
This remote corridor is little known, and today is the day of the big exam, and they didn't even meet students along the way. Fortunately, otherwise timid girls would be scared into nightmares by such a terrifying picture.
With a loud bang, Lin Yu slammed into the iron door under the rooftop.
Her ass hurt like it was cracked into several petals, and the banana peel didn't hesitate to drag her into it again.
"Shhh
"I'm coming, I'm coming!" Fan Fanran sped up and caught up, and he didn't see him do anything, and the door opened automatically.
"Yo, you still have this hand. Even Erzhu reluctantly praised him.
"Thank you...... I'll go to the relevant department to withdraw the complaint. β
"Why did you really complain?!"
Two teenagers supported the girl holding her buttocks, one left and one right, and the three of them finally went to the rooftop.
The wind is hunting, and the beautiful teaching building is in full view.
They didn't need to bother to search, there was a ...... standing on the edge of the rooftop
One......
A big kite.
Lin Jian squinted at the head of the kite waving in front of him, his head was strangely large, and in the backlight it looked like a pomfret.
"By the way, he's so high-profile, he's not afraid to be seen by others?"
Fan Fan: "How can such a sneaky stowaway be high-profile, of course, he uses props that are only visible to youβ"
"Hey, how can you see that?"
"Our Wei family's physique is different from others, which is equivalent to...... Plug it in. β
"What about Fan Fan, it's also a plug-in?"
"I'm a 'programmer', okay, don't confuse me with them......"
The three of them chattered and went to see the head of the kite.
Seeing that he was still standing still with his arms and feet crossed, Lin Yu looked at the time and became a little impatient: "Hey, what age do you still wear a flag head, do you think you are still a pearl!"
Wei Xiuping: "Have you ever heard a joke - once upon a time there was a person named Xiao Ming, he cut his hair and was joked that he looked like a kite, so he ran away crying, running and running......"
Lin Yu: "Can you stop talking about this kind of old rotten stalk?"
"Running and running, and then?" asked Fan Fanran, a smiling foreigner, with great interest.
At this moment, the head of the kite smirked, and leaped to the ground, casting an inverted triangular shadow over the rooftop.
Three: "Wow, it's really flying!"
They immediately dispersed and fled in three directions without organization and discipline. In this way, it was easier for the kite head to find the target, and as soon as his eyes narrowed, he chased Lin Yu in the middle and swept quickly, blocking her to a dead end.
Lin Yu turned around, gritted his teeth, took out something and began to think about it.
That thing shone brightly, faintly revealing the aura of a master. The head of the kite was startled, but after waiting for a while, he realized that the sachet-like thing was not really aggressive, and it was expected that the little girl would only pretend to be a ghost.
He jumped to the ground and began to approach Lin Yu step by step, looking very calm.
Lin Yu was in a hurry, looked around and picked up a scrap iron rod that someone didn't know who had thrown here, and posed for a few fancy tricks. The tail of the stick swept to her waist, and she was stunned and didn't squeak.
"No one can stop me from going to the big exam - you want my heart, go dream!"
"Heart?" the kite head stopped a meter away from her, and suddenly smiled, "Little girl, who wants your heart?
Quota, what quota?
Lin Yu was confused when she heard it, but she couldn't think much about it now.
"I don't care what you want, then you can do it!"
When the man heard this, he rushed straight up, the wind whistled through his ears, and his momentum was thunderous.
Lin Yu was so angry that Dantian put the iron rod across his chest, quite a bit of a posture of being a man and a man.
The two were about to collide in an instant, and the master made a move, and he was in a hurry.
Lin Yu flexibly turned sideways between the lightning and flint, and the kite head couldn't retract in time, and he jumped off the rooftop with a whining and mourning.
"Wow, sister, well done!"
"Xiao Ming is really a square braincase-"
The two hindsight had just gone to a corner where they had been hiding, but now they both came out.
Lin Jian didn't bother to pay attention to them, shook the iron rod majestically, and bent down to look downstairs.
"The big pillar is here!"
I saw the head of the kite gliding all the way, colliding with Wei Xiuzhu who came in a hurry, and the unlucky child gave a big sickle to the person, and it disappeared immediately.
Lin Yu turned his head: "I said, your brother moves so big and his weapons are so exaggerated, why are the people around him so calm?"
Erzhu: "You can't see Xiao Ming and the sickle, there is such a thing as 'qi', only those who have cultivated can see it." β
Fan Fan came to a conclusion: "Passers-by will only think that Wei Xiuzhu is playing handsome, very middle-class." β