"Doudou, you also want to go home, don't you?" Si Fengxue squatted down and looked at Doudou seriously, there was a hint of complexity in her eyes. Pen % fun % Pavilion www.biquge.info

"Well, Doudou misses his mother, Xiaobao, and black girl. Xiao Doudou looked at Si Fengxue very seriously, and suddenly had an idea and said, "However, Doudou also likes my sister very much, why don't Doudou invite my sister to our house as a guest?"

"What?" Lin Yu was stunned for a moment, and invited this crazy woman to be a guest at home?

Such a moody woman, if she is unhappy, do something......

"Okay," Si Fengxue smiled with satisfaction.

"I said, who is that, if someone invites you to go, you will go?" Lin Yu said very unpleasantly.

Si Fengxue glanced at Lin Yu proudly: "I'm going to Doudou's house, not yours, what are you excited about?"

"Okay, whatever you want. Lin Yu is helpless, as long as he gets Xiaodoudou back, it's easy to say anything, this crazy woman, what's the matter, if it's really noisy, just find a chance to kill her with Xiaodoudou on her back.

On the way back, because Xiao Doudou was there, Lin Yu did not choose to fly with an imperial weapon, but chartered two cars and brought Si Fengxue and her two ugly female sisters over.

"Huh, plastic surgery?"

Sitting in the back seat of the car, Lin Yu unconsciously glanced at Si Fengxue, who was hugging this little Doudou and looking at the mobile phone screen.

I saw that the woman was browsing a web page about plastic surgery, and she couldn't help but show a mocking smile on her face.

Immortal cultivators, reduced to the point of plastic surgery, are also simply ......

"What, do you have any opinions?" Si Fengxue's eyes froze, the temperature of the entire car dropped by a few degrees suddenly, and the driver, who was sitting in front and was about to echo Lin Yu's laughter, was so frightened that he directly held back the smile on his face.

"No, hehe, in fact, plastic surgery is good, I don't discriminate against others for plastic surgery. Lin Yu smiled: "However, if you look like this, I'm afraid you can't fix it?"

"Why?" Si Fengxue looked at Lin Yu deadly.

"Look, you eyes!" Lin Yu sneered evilly, and stretched out a palm, covering the woman's other eye, as well as the surrounding outline.

"Alone, it's a pair, oh no, it's a good eye, clear, transparent, and a very intriguing luster, and if anyone has such a pair of eyes on their face, the charm value can be increased by at least ten points. ”

In a word, Si Fengxue said with a smile on his face.

Just, the next moment.

"But!" Lin Yu pretended to clear his throat and let go of his hand, "But, unfortunately, the distance between your eyes is too large, and the left and right sides seem to be not symmetrical, like a backlog of bread, really...... Not very coordinated. ”

"You" Si Fengxue's eyes were murderous.

"Don't worry, I heard I'm done. And your nose and mouth are really, they all look beautiful individually, but your integration skills are so poor, they get together and ...... It's a bit confusing. ”

Lin Yu still endured it when she spoke, and didn't dare to completely anger this woman, otherwise once she became angry and she didn't care, then the driving master and Xiaodoudou would suffer.

"And this plastic surgery, where is it not easy to straighten, the nose is not high, the nose is not high, and the chin is not easy to shave. It's good for you to be anywhere, but it's not integrated well by nature. Lin Yu said, and he couldn't help but laugh.

Pointing to her face, "Unless there's a technique that can dig out a few pieces in the middle of your face and make them symmetrical again......"

Si Fengxue's eyes looked at Lin Yu deadly, getting colder and colder, and finally couldn't help it, he scolded and grabbed Lin Yu's neck: "You are looking for death" "Haha"

Lin Yu laughed and didn't entangle with her, he directly pulled the car door, and slipped out of the speeding car.

"Take your time, I'll go first. ”

"Bastard, you wait for me!"

"This"

The old driver in front saw Lin Yu jump out of the car, almost didn't get scared, and saw Lin Yu standing on the side of the road with a smile and waving at him through the rearview mirror, and then wiped the cold sweat on his face. Secretly screamed, hell with it.

"It's really, really, tormenting. Looking at the speeding away car, Lin Yu shook his head fiercely.

In addition to picking a girlfriend, Lin Yu is not a person who judges people by their appearance. But this woman, Lin Yu really couldn't bear it. After sitting for a while, Lin Yuxian and this woman even began to narcissist. It seems that he has been praised too much by Xiaodoudou, right, and has regained confidence in himself?

If it was someone else, Lin Yu didn't bother to take care of her feelings, and said it directly.

At that moment, Lin Yu directly picked up the Phantom Flying Knife and rushed towards Linhai.

"Bastard!"

Click

In the car, Si Fengxue was stimulated by Lin Yu's words, and with a force in his hand, he directly smashed the phone in his hand.

"Uh, this" The old driver who was driving saw this scene through the rearview mirror, and was shocked again.

When he arrived at Linhai, he didn't even dare to ask the plague god for the car, so he drove the car directly, and ran away as if fleeing from the plague.

When Si Fengxue arrived with Doudou, Yan Yuchen and Black Widow, who had received the news from Lin Yu, were already waiting for a long time.

"Mom"

As soon as Xiao Doudou saw Yan Yuchen, he immediately ran over excitedly, and a milk swallow returned to the nest and threw himself into Yan Yuchen's arms.

"Mom, this is a guest invited by Doudou, Sister Xue" Xiao Doudou rubbed on Yan Yuchen's body, then pointed at Si Fengxue, and said seriously: "Mom, you will welcome it, right?"

"Welcome, of course welcome. Yan Yuchen smiled slightly, and then, very politely, said to Si Fengxue, "Miss Si, Doudou has caused you trouble in the past two days." ”

"Nothing, Beanie is cute. Si Fengxue looked at Yan Yuchen and the black widow, and then without waiting for Yan Yuchen to speak, she walked into Yan Yuchen's small garden very unceremoniously.

"Hehe, it's really upright. There was a sneer on Black Widow's face.

Yan Yuchen smiled slightly, didn't say anything, and followed in with Xiaodoudou in his arms.

"Lin Yu, you tell me clearly, otherwise the old lady will not be finished with you!" Si Fengxue walked all the way to the small courtyard, only to see that Lin Yu was already drinking tea where the old god was.

"What do you say?, do you want me to praise you for being beautiful like Doudou?" Lin Yu rolled his eyes: "To be a guest is to have the appearance of being a guest, you look at what you are now, I don't know that you think you are the reincarnation of a crab and are domineering." ”

"You" Si Fengxue's eyes lit up with flames, "Boy, I'm going to fight you alone!"

"Sister Xue, you're arguing again. Xiao Doudou broke free of Yan Yuchen and ran over, "Boyfriends and girlfriends are not allowed to quarrel, and, Dad, the teacher said that boys should let girls." ”

"I'll go!"