Volume 1 The Fog of Birth Chapter 0566 Vinegar Affair "Controversy"
The matchmaker came and kissed me with her hooked beak, and the hard shell cut my mouth and blood immediately flowed out, she drank a little with her pointed beak and took a sip, and looked at the sewer, just stretched out a ghost hand, which was eaten by her pointed beak, and then a second one, and after standing there for only a few minutes, she ate a dozen of them, and turned back and shouted, "Husband, come quickly! The ghost hand is delicious!"
I've eaten this thing, it's numb, it has a strange smell, the more you eat, the more majestic your body becomes, to conquer so many wives, you must eat more and occupy more, staring at the matchmaker owl and shouting: "Don't move - let me eat!"
The matchmaker's body is extremely strong! Flashing red, yellow, and green, she wants to conquer me from so far away, and her strength is not very strong—stronger than taking the magic drug......
I was a little panicked, and I bounced up from the full moon bed, and landed lightly on the side of the sewer, staring at it for a while, the white membrane was broken, and there were a lot of abrasion marks that had been infested;
The matchmaker stared closely with her eagle eyes, and suddenly flew up and shouted anxiously: "Husband, eat quickly!"
I didn't have to get so close to my mouth, I inhaled lightly and went in, and I kept watch here, I don't know how many I ate, and I never saw anything flying up again, so I moved my eyes to the matchmaker's eagle face......
A woman becomes like this and doesn't have much interest in men. However, my body is at its peak, and if I don't conquer my wife at once, I will probably suffocate my brain alive! If I can't control it, will there be a situation where a rooster will chase a hen? At that time, I don't know which wife I will catch? I will be blessed forever......
A woman's voice came from outside the round window: "Husband, what are you with?"
The matchmaker and I turned around at the same time, it was already dawning outside, and the heads of the moonlight lady and Chang'e were dangling outside the window......
The matchmaker was scared, and replied in a panic: "Sister Moonlight, it's me!"
Chang'e's dark face showed a confused drunkenness, and she asked, "Are you an owl?"
I couldn't find the words to answer beside her.
The matchmaker needs to introduce: "Sister Chang'e, I am a Taoist learner, and I will only change once, that is, an owl, if I can worship Sun Wukong as a teacher, I will definitely be able to learn seventy-two changes." ”
Moonlight Niangniang thought about it, she had to plan for herself, and glared at it: "Why do you change so much? If you become a flower thief, won't it be troublesome? If it is a female thief who picks male flowers, what if it becomes a male thief? Is it that a woman is going to suffer?"
I also don't approve of the matchmaker having seventy-two changes, if I go to pick wild flowers, won't I have a green hat on my head?
Moonlight Lady had many thoughts in her heart, and stood outside the round window and said to me, "Husband, the ghost hand is a great disaster in the moon, and we must find a way to deal with it as soon as possible." ”
The matchmaker doesn't know what it means? The husband doesn't have such a great ability at all, and he must cultivate Qi Gong at a minimum of 50 levels before he can find his goal. If the husband gives up, he can only let ......
Of course, the Moonlight Lady wants to make herself strong to deal with her husband, but it is very difficult to find the magic drug! That thing is useful for both male and female fairies - the Queen Mother has already robbed it.
The matchmaker thought about it for a long time, but she didn't know whether to stop talking about it, and she didn't ask, so she said, "My husband has eaten a lot of ghost hands, and now he has become the strongest man in the world...... Wouldn't you have to look for a ghost drug?"
Chang'e scolded the matchmaker for being shallow in her learning, and she said something inconsequential......
Moonlight Lady also feels disgusted, and legend has it that the ghost hand is ...... It is necessary to trace the root cause before it can be completely eradicated......
Wan Lisa and Silly Hong's heads appeared by the window, and the two of them shook for a while, talking at the same time, and they couldn't hear a word......
Chang'e pushed Lisa away and stared at me and shouted, "Come out quickly! ”
I was so strong at this time that I wanted to catch Lisa and love her to death, but so many wives were staring at me with greedy eyes, and would never let me do that......
The matchmaker took advantage of her and didn't say a word, but her body was stained with the smell of ghost hands, and she was very uncomfortable......
We both bounced at the same time, squeezed out of the round window, and fell between them......
Moonlight Niangniang controlled my left hand, Chang'e twisted my right hand, Wan Lisa and Silly Red Mom pushed my back, flashed, came to the crooked river, and fell directly into the water......
There are many small fish and big fish, and there are countless aquatic creatures, all of which are unnamed, and they are all strange and strange, very different from the aquatic creatures on the earth......
How many wives there are, I have to count: "Moonlight Niangniang, Chang'e, matchmaker, Wan Lisa, and Silly Red Mom, a total of five people." "I haven't seen the rabbit girl and the little black man until now, will they be eaten by the ghost hand?
It seems that no one cares, and the goal is all focused on me, five women, one husband, no matter how horizontal or vertical, it doesn't take much time, one has to make eyebrows, one has to pinch the tip of the nose, and three are watching from the side, saying that the husband can no longer wear the official uniform he hates, as if he is an official for his wives......
Moonlight Niangniang put her hands together, chattered in her mouth for a while, and the Queen Mother flashed out of her pupils, and when she saw everyone, she asked, "What's the matter?"
It's all in the water, and it's not easy to kneel, but Chang'e pouts like a big girl: "Your Majesty, please! My husband can't go to Phoenix Mountain to take up a post, so can I rearrange a place for her to be closer to her wives?"
The Queen Mother ignored the government and politics, and everyone understood it in their hearts, so she said: "Wait a minute, this palace will discuss with the Jade Emperor, listen to his opinion, and then tell you." ”
Moonlight Niangniang whispered to the Queen Mother with her heart: "Your Majesty, you understand the situation, wives have been waiting for their husbands for a long time, women can't always be like this, there will be problems, you know the specific situation......
The Queen Mother didn't speak, and disappeared into the pupils of the Moonlight Lady......
Everyone is in a hurry, I don't know how long it will take, in case the discussion is invalid, the husband is leaving again, so many wives have not yet had a round house, what is always worrying?
After bathing, the moonlight lady lifted me high with one hand, flew out of the small river, and asked Chang'e, "What clothes do you wear for your husband?"
Wan Lisha hurriedly replied: "It's better to wear a moonlight suit, it's really charming!"
The matchmaker shook her head vigorously and said, "No, the husband should wear a bird's costume, preferably an owl's costume!"
Chang'e was very wise, and saw the matchmaker's ambition at a glance: "You are quite cunning? Don't you happen to be the same as you to make your husband like that? What about us people? Where to put it?"
Silly Hong's mother didn't say anything, she didn't seem to have a topic, and she didn't know anything about the situation in the Moon Palace.
Moonlight Niangniang officially announced: "Chang'e and I are both masters of the moon, and the husband should wear moonlight clothes for a long time, transparent and translucent, so that wives can ......"
I always thought that only men admired women, as if there was some organ in the body that was not opened;
Chang'e's eyes moved, and the queen mother flashed in her pupils, facing the moonlight lady holding me high and said: "I discussed with the Jade Emperor just now, let the rabbit master come to the Pan Tao Palace to guard the peach orchard, he is an official errand, he can't do it! If you agree, it's decided!"
Everyone understood, and the Queen Mother also spoke in a consultative tone. Chang'e thought for a moment and asked, "Sister, do you think it's okay?"
Moonlight Niangniang knows; the Jade Emperor has the final say on the official errands; this time the Queen Mother only spoke in this tone when she saw her old face; only this time, if she misses it, she will never be able to get it back, so she immediately nodded and said: "Thank Your Majesty for your grace, we will personally send the husband to Pan Tao Palace." ”
The words are not finished yet; the queen mother disappeared into Chang'e's pupils; everyone is a little panicked, if the husband goes to work; so many wives are all thrown in the Moon Palace, especially Chang'e has not yet completed the house, and she owes a lot in her heart; and there are also Wan Lisa and Silly Hongma, basically the same......
However, the moonlight lady and the matchmaker who have passed through the round room still want to be round, and a question arises here: "Will the husband have a round house with everyone?" or will they come one by one?"