Chapter 352: Massage Wu Dalang

Three days passed quickly. At this time, Tie Yun came to the private room of a tavern, ordered a table full of wine and food, and waited for the arrival of Zhao Ming's brothers and sisters.

He waited for more than half an hour before the Zhao Ming brothers and sisters arrived, and it was already a quarter of an hour beyond the agreed time. Tie Yun asked with some dissatisfaction, "Why are you late?"

"No way, now the whole city is under martial law, and the Xianlai Inn is even stricter, and all guests must be strictly checked in and out, and we waited in line for a long time before we came out. Zhao Ming feasted on it as soon as it was served, and said vaguely.

"There is still an hour to go, the massage Wu Dalang of the ninja world is about to come to the stage to preach, Senior Zhang has already gone out of the city yesterday to arrange, you hurry up and finish eating, do the task at hand and go out of the city." Tie Yun reminded.

"It's okay, it's too late, it's suspicious to go back too quickly. Zhao Ming didn't look anxious at all.

Tie Yun also felt reasonable, so he left it to him.

After the three of them finished eating, Zhao Ming went to the Xianlai Inn again, while Zhao Qian went out of the city alone, and Tie Yun went to the Jinguo Fenshen Palace to see what nonsense the massage Wu Dalang wanted to talk about.

Jin Guofen Shrine.

"My lord, many cultivators from the cultivation realm have already come. An immortal ninja-level master said respectfully to massage Wu Dalang in the guest room.

"Oh, it seems that we are still quite popular with the cultivators. Massage Wu Dalang smiled.

"Hehe, who said no, at this moment, there is still more than half an hour before the preaching time, and there are no less than 100,000 cultivators in the square, and they are still increasing. The immortal ninja master said hehehe.

"Well, as long as they are willing to come and listen to my scriptures often, it won't be long before most of them will recognize us and become a part of us.

"That's right, it's a perfect plan, countless times more powerful than any subdued soldier. The former stammered flatteringly.

More than half an hour has passed, and the start time of the class is coming soon, and at this moment, the square in the Jinguo Divine Palace is already crowded, with at least 300,000 people.

Tie Yun naturally mixed in with the crowd, and he planned to listen to the magic of this scripture that massaged Wu Dalang.

"Fellow Xiuzhen, I am Kenji Yamamoto, the city lord of this city, and the time for the class has arrived, so I would like to invite our descendant of the ninja world god to massage Mr. Wu Dalang and come to preach. Kenji Yamamoto, who was full of beard, took the stage and said a few words, then took the lead in applauding and invited the massage Wu Dalang to play.

Under his applause, all the ninjas present also applauded, and some people from the cultivation realm were infected by the atmosphere and applauded to welcome them.

Not long after the applause, Massage Wu Dalang walked quickly from the corridor in the distance towards the podium in the center of the square. He was less than five feet tall and fat, so he looked like a meat mound moving. Some of the people who watched wanted to laugh, but they all covered their mouths and didn't dare to make a sound, so as not to be blamed by the ninja world.

After Massage Takeshi Dalang came to the stage, he cleared his throat and said: "Hello everyone, I am Massage Taketaro, a descendant of the Shinobi God, and you are very welcome to come and listen to my scripture lesson, for which I bow and express my gratitude." ”

Massage Wu Dalang said and bowed deeply at the hundreds of thousands of cultivators in the audience. However, this action caused his pants to burst, causing his butt to be exposed and gone.

The sound of popping pants was like a tsunami, and in a quiet situation, it spread throughout the square. This made some cultivators laugh out loud.

And massage Wu Dalang looked embarrassed, and was extremely angry in his heart, whose pants are of too poor quality. Of course, in addition to him, the other ninja bigwigs behind him and beside him also sweated on their foreheads, and they looked at Wu Dalang in embarrassment, and the fat buttocks full of black hair glanced at them, and then turned their heads away, they were very disgusted.

This scene naturally failed to escape the massage of the immortal realm Wu Dalang, so he was even more angry and almost ran out. But this anger made him involuntarily let out a big stinky fart.

Not only was the stinky fart loud, but it also shot more than ten meters away after emitting yellow smoke, causing some low-level ninja guards to roll their eyes and fall to the ground. The other high-level people also smelled dizzy, almost fell down, and couldn't stand steadily.

At the same time as he shot the stinky fart, the originally cracked pants exploded directly and turned into pieces. So that the massage Wu Dalang only has a crotch cloth left, almost naked rhythm.

This scene almost made Tie Yun, who had always been calm, burst out laughing. And the whole audience was even more out of control, almost all the cultivators laughed, and the sound of the scene was bursting, and the sound spread for hundreds of miles.

Massage Wu Dalang knew that he couldn't blame others, so he had to smile cheekily at everyone on the field, and at the same time took out a pair of pants from his storage bag and put them on his lower body.

It wasn't until the laughter became smaller that he pressed his hand on everyone, waited for the scene to be quiet, and said, "I'm really sorry, there was a little situation just now, which made everyone laugh." So now I'm going to get down to business and move on to the next part of the Ninja Sutra.

But before I start the class, let me explain to you the true purpose of our coming to the cultivation realm. ”

"You may think that the purpose of our coming to the cultivation realm is to invade you, and to be an unscrupulous aggressor! But in fact, we are not, the purpose of our coming is actually very simple, that is, we hope that you cultivators in the cultivation realm will inherit the Dao system of our ninja realm, so that you can also be like us, all of you will become stronger, and all of you can be proud of the same level, this is our real purpose.

Therefore, this war was launched by us as a last resort, and it was not a malicious act as some people rumored to be.

Of course, you don't believe it now, but you certainly have a common question, which is why we are so powerful, why can we be one against ten? Actually, the answer is very simple, and that is that we have the power of faith. As long as you believe in our true god of the ninja world and massage Momobai-sama, you will become more powerful.

If you still have questions, or don't believe me, then all of you can read to me: "The omnipotent ninja god massage Momobai-sama, please give me power!" ”

After listening to the words of Massage Wu Dalang, some of the cultivators present began to chant silently: "The omnipotent ninja god massage Momobaibai-sama, please give me strength! Sure enough, the effect is obvious, and the power is two layers higher than usual.

"It seems to be true, it's amazing, no wonder the ninja are better than us. ”

"Could it be that faith really works?"

For a while, everyone who tried it was surprised and exclaimed, because it was indeed useful. After hearing what people who had tried it, most of the others who had not tried it began to follow suit, and as a result, everyone gained the power of the bonus, and they were shocked and puzzled.

"What the hell happened, why can I feel the change in strength after a few attempts?" Someone tried a few times, and when they didn't silently recite the ninja mantra, their combat power was about the same as when they were ordinary, but after silently reciting the mantra, their combat power did increase a little.

Most of the people present have tried it a few times, and found that it is indeed different, as if they have gradually understood the reason why ninjas in the ninja world are so powerful, and it seems that the power of faith is indeed not to be underestimated.

Seeing the shocked picture of the audience, Massage Wu Dalang and other ninja people were all smiling, looking like they were taken for granted.

"Okay, everybody, be quiet for a moment, and listen to me continue. After massaging Wu Dalang and the others were completely silent, he said: "As I said before, our ninja world is not here to invade and suppress you and rule you

Yes, our ninja realm and your cultivation realm are all from the lower realm, and they are like brothers with the same root, how can we do anything to hurt our brothers?"

"We have come to your cultivation realm to fight, and we have made it very clear that it is to create a circle of co-prosperity between the two realms, and to allow all cultivators to come and believe in our true god, so as to gain more powerful power.

I'm sure you've seen it before, and the words of faith I gave you to increase your strength are indeed useful, and although the power of the bonus is limited, it is indeed very useful.

At this time, you must have another question, that is, even if we ninja people have a way to increase two layers of strength, it is impossible for us ninja people to be so outrageously powerful, right? Indeed, these two mantras alone are indeed not enough. The ninjas of our ninja world, in addition to reciting mantras silently during battle, have also learned the sacred ninja sutra passed down by Lord Shinobi, which is the reason why they are truly powerful. ”

"I see, it seems that this ninja god in the ninja world is really powerful, just a scripture can make a cultivator so much stronger. ”

"Who says it's not, but I wonder if this ninja-sama will pass on the scriptures handed down by the ninja god to us?"

"Probably not, after all, we're not ninjas, so they won't pass it lightly, right?"

For a while, countless people in the audience were whispering.

"Lord Massage Wu Dalang, what is the purpose of you telling us this?" a monk asked boldly.

"Your question is very good, in fact, the purpose of my coming to your cultivation realm is to give you the scriptures that the ninja god passed on to us in the ninja realm for free, so that all the cultivators in our two realms will become stronger. Massage Wu Dalang said very sincerely.

"Wow. There's such a good thing, so after learning the scriptures from you, do I have to join your ninja department?" someone asked worriedly.

"No, no, we ninja gods, we don't want us ninja people to use lure you into joining our ninja alliance, his purpose is just to hope that all our interface monks can benefit from his help. Massage Wu Dalang replied.

"Wow, it's worthy of being an omnipotent god, what a great will, so massage Mr. Wu Dalang, can you give us a forbearance essay first, listen to it?" someone asked expectantly.

"No problem, otherwise why am I here? It's just that the scriptures handed down by Lord Ninja Massage Tao Baibai are too long, so I'll tell you a paragraph first, after you listen to it, try to feel the enlightenment, do you have any benefits?"

There was a burst of cheers from the audience, and Massage Wu Dalang said: "I will often come here to give lectures in the future, if you think that the scriptures I teach are useful to you, you will come and listen to them from time to time, free of charge." ”

He made a small joke, which caused a burst of laughter from the audience, and then began to narrate the content of the scriptures: "In the primeval period, there was an omnipotent ninja god in our ninja world named Massage Momobai, and he was

One of the originators of my ninja sect, his strength is incomparable. When he ascended to the upper realm, he passed down a scripture written by him, which became the supreme practice in our ninja world.

The name of this exercise is Taobai White Nerve. Peach white white nerves,Divided into ten volumes,Each volume records the mystery of prompting the monk to become stronger quickly.,I'll start with the first volume.。。。。 ”

In the following time, the monks in the hall listened carefully to the content of the scriptures preached by Massage Wu Dalang. I listened to it as if I was fascinated, as if I had fallen into a dream, and it was so beautiful that I couldn't extricate myself.

"No, this scripture has the power to deceive people's minds, giving people the illusion of soaring and instantly enlightening. At the same time, it also makes people have a special sense of intimacy with the ninja Shinto system. After listening to it for a while, Tie Yun hurriedly guarded his mind, shielded his ear canal, and didn't dare to listen any more.

Because the content of this verse is very terrible, and if you listen to it too much, something will definitely happen.