411. A hobby like no other
When Wen Qiong finished speaking, she immediately became serious: "Monkey boss, tell me, why do you want to know this?"
"I'm telling you, I'm just curious, would you believe it?" I laughed.
Wen Qiong poured me a cup of tea and said, "Do you think I'm a fool?"
"Haha, that's it, so I also have my reasons, but as a thank you to Brother Wen Qiong, I will still give you those three hundred red cloth belly pockets, and they are original. I said with a sip of tea.
Wen Qiong's tiger body was shocked, and her eyes were bright: "Not bad, yes, sure enough, I didn't misunderstand you, you think you are a good man with affection and righteousness!"
"That's a must, but I also hope that Brother Tai can provide me with more legends of the Heavenly Gate in the future, and I hope to know more about them. I looked at Wen Qiong.
Wen Qiong was stunned for a moment, pointed at me and laughed: "I really guessed, it turns out that you are such a person!"
I was shocked, and said in my heart, Could it be that Wen Qiong knew my ambition, but then Wen Qiong snorted coldly: "Now that the sadistic Xianfan Love is popular in the five major urban areas, you must be taking materials and preparing to make a lot of money, right?"
I almost fell down, wiped the sweat from my forehead and said, "Senior's eyes, it seems that nothing can be hidden from the eyes of seniors!"
Wen Qiong snorted, and immediately took out an old book from his arms: "This is a book of the five great heavenly gate rune formations, as long as you get the relevant Tianmen stones, you can open the big array, of course, I am not afraid of you to open it, after all, no one knows where those Tianmen stones are, but you must want my formation as material." ”
I trembled with excitement, staring at Wen Qiong with wide eyes.
The corners of Wen Qiong's mouth rose slightly, and she said domineeringly: "I want something, if you give it to me, then this book is yours!"
"What, please!"
"A woman's urine, ...... fresh," Wen Qiong said as she licked her lips and said, "My tongue is already hungry and thirsty!"
I was almost petrified, looked at Wen Qiong dumbfounded, and immediately said: "Seniors have a good appetite, then I not only give my seniors a thousand catties of urine, but I also give my seniors a thousand catties of fresh girl Zhonghuang? And all of them are fresh and pollution-free!"
Wen Qiong slapped the table: "Okay! Sure enough, I didn't misread you!"
I leaned closer and said, "I don't know what my predecessors want these rare things for?"
Wen Qiong puffed up his chest and looked very proud, and he said triumphantly: "Eat!"
All the tea in my mouth squirted out, and I had to my thumb and say: "The teeth of the predecessors are admiring and admiring, and when the time comes, I will fulfill my promise and send these rare things to you!"
"I believe you!" Wen Qiong raised her eyebrows obscenely, and immediately gave me the book of formations: "When the time comes, you pick those people and the girl's golden juice, and send it to Nantianmen immediately, the old man's home is in the woods, the old man has a dream, build a pool in front of the house, which hoards the girl's gold juice, and then drink a few sips when he is thirsty, and the house is painted with human yellow, so that every day when you wake up, the house is full of wood fragrance, which makes people intoxicated and convincing." ”
I exclaimed: "The seniors Yaxing, the juniors admire and admire, within a week, I will definitely send the yellow in the people, the golden juice, and the girl's belly pocket to you!"
"Okay! the old man flashed first!" Saying that, Wen Qiong rushed out of the window, and there was a burst of pig barking outside the window, I quickly looked at it, only to find that the backyard of the inn was a pigsty, and in the mud of the pigsty now, there was a "big" zigzag print, as for Wen Qiong, it had already disappeared.
I suddenly remembered that there is a kind of person called excretion control, which is the same as necrophilia, some people like rotting corpses, then there will be some people who like human or animal excrement, originally I thought that Heaven was a pure place, but now it seems that each other.
Now that I got what I wanted, everything is ready now, only the east wind is owed, if I want to attract people from the mortal world to appear, I'm afraid it's not the time yet, after all, the guards of the East Royal Court are not dry meals, if I open the East Heavenly Gate abruptly, maybe they will find out, and the way the East Heavenly Gate is opened is probably very harsh, that is to say, I have to find five boundary stones, and then open the five heavenly gates together, so that I can connect with the heavenly gate of the mortal world.
It's a very complicated process, and I'm not in a hurry.
At this time, I returned to my room and found that Zhou Deng was talking to Li Pujia at this time, Li Pujia was holding a pen, and some waste paper was already stacked next to it.
Seeing me coming, the two girls blushed at the same time, Zhou Deng bit his lip, that look delicate and embarrassed, she said, "You've got it all right?"
"But now that Old Man Wen is gone, I'm going to take Pujia back to Pagoda Street. I said.
Suddenly, a look of disappointment appeared on Zhou Deng's face, and she sighed faintly and said, "Yes, you were leaving...... I also want to ask you to play around, we have a Tianhe here, and now we are building a water park, and many facilities have begun to be put into use, which is completely made according to the playground of the world, and those rails are made of dark iron, which is stainless for thousands ......of years."
Looking at Zhou Deng's somewhat reluctant expression, suddenly Li Pujia showed me a few words, she said let's just shed it for a day or two, she called Zhou Deng Sister Zhou, she said that Sister Zhou was lonely, and she wanted to help accompany Sister Zhou.
I said in my heart that this stupid girl, if Zhou Deng was still a man, I am afraid that she would be the first to suffer, and at that time, I am afraid that the chastity of the little girl will be taken away by Zhou Deng, and now that Zhou Deng has become a woman, she will forget Zhou Deng's original mistakes.
But think about it carefully, this is Li Pujia's style, this girl is very simple and kind, I said in my heart that it doesn't matter if I go back for a day or two anyway, after all, that Zhang Daoling thought I had an accident, I'm afraid I wouldn't do it so quickly, and when I go back, I can be caught off guard.
So I agreed to Zhou Deng, and played here for two days, and after two days, I found that Zhou Deng had indeed changed, she seemed to have completely run away from her past self, and she also disbanded her more than a thousand harem girls.
It's a pity that since those girls are accustomed to a superior life, they refuse to leave, and in the end, I was furious and forced away by me one by one, so they scolded all the way away.
Back to Pagoda Street, I quietly returned to my residence, sure enough, everything was as usual, at this time the other brothers and sisters were busy with their own things, it happened to be Jinmao Tiger coming, he saw me, and said in surprise: "Lao Jiu, you are back, this is ......"
"She's going to live here forever. I pulled Li Pujia over and said.
Li Pujia was very shy, put her arm around me, and hid behind me timidly.
Jinmao Hu's eyebrows danced: "I understand, I understand, everyone is a man, isn't it, let's make eye contact! Why didn't you notify everyone when you came back this time?"
I explained the ins and outs of the matter, and suddenly Jinmaohu's expression stiffened, and he frowned and said, "Sure enough, it basically coincides with some of my conjectures." ”
"What, what's going on?" I asked.
It turned out that after I left, Zhang Daoling took advantage of Ah Fang's relationship and began to infiltrate the interior of the Bombing Heaven Gang, and was once again staying in my alchemy room, and was bumped into by the Jinmao Tiger, and then Zhang Daoling ran away in a panic.
I immediately returned to the alchemy room and found that all the boxes of Rejuvenation Pills were gone, and I immediately realized the seriousness of the matter.
The little junior sister pouted and secretly looked at Li Pujia, but Li Pujia was very scared by her, and I immediately ordered Li Pujia to go back first, and then everyone dispersed to outflank Zhang Daoling, and before Zhang Daoling noticed that I was back, I captured him alive.
However, in the garden, I saw Zhang Daoling shopping with Ah Fang, at this time, the brothers immediately appeared in front of him, the moment Zhang Daoling saw me, his forehead was covered with cold sweat, and he was dumbfounded......