Chapter 77: Who's Taller Than Whom

If there was a crack in the floor at this moment, Duan Shanshan would definitely go in without hesitation. Pen % fun % Pavilion www.biquge.info

The girl who was inadvertently teased by herself on the train turned out to be the other protagonist who was late for this blind date show. The feeling of turning and turning is like a roller coaster, and he doesn't like it at all.

"Pingping, who are you calling?" The old grandmother, who had been sitting on the side with a smile and not talking to the guests, stood up, probably because of the back of her ear, and didn't seem to hear what the girl said when she entered the door, "Where did you go?" Don't say hello, why did you come back at this time? Your Aunt Qin and Ren Xiaoduan have been sitting for a long time, you should say hello to them. ”

"Grandpa! Grandma (Jin Province's name for grandma)! Hello Aunt Qin! I went to the revolving restaurant with Gui Rong to drink tea just now, and we were so happy to chat that I accidentally forgot the time!" Pingping first greeted her grandfather, grandmother, and Duan Shanshan's aunt one by one, and then explained to her aunt with a smile, and after speaking, she walked up to Duan Shanshan's side, with a narrow expression, and said with a smile, "Yo, why are you, 'forty-five-year-old uncle'!"

Duan Shanshan had already stood up and nodded to Pingping with a wry smile, but he didn't know what to say.

The two old men probably didn't hear Pingping's words clearly, and watched the children of the two families greet each other with a smile, but the aunt on the side heard it clearly, and couldn't help but ask strangely when she heard the words: "Pingping, are you mistaken? This is my eldest sister's son, how can he be forty-five? It seems that he is only eight years older than you, you can just call him brother." ”

"Aunt Qin, you don't know, this is what he told me personally, I don't believe you ask him to go!" Miss Pingping quietly sued Duan Shanshan.

"Shanshan, when have you met? What is the situation?"

Duan Shanshan rubbed his nose in embarrassment, and explained stupidly: "I met on the train last week, and she said that my Nokia mobile phone can only be used by uncles, and young people use Apple or something, so I casually said that I am forty-five years old......"

"Oh, you kid!" the aunt came over and patted him on the back with a crying and laughing, the force was quite heavy, and it really hurt a little, "Apologize to Pingping!"

"I'm sorry!" How could you not bow your head under the low eaves? Duan Shanshan muttered reluctantly.

There is only a three-person sofa and a small bench in the living room of Old Man Wei's house at the moment, and Pingping has no place to sit, so she stands there, and Duan Shanshan has to stand with her. Pingping's grandmother smiled and said to go to the house to find a stool for Pingping, Pingping said that she didn't need to trouble her grandmother to get it, but her grandfather stopped her.

"Pingping, you and Xiao Duan stand together, I'll take a look. Old Man Wei said with a smile.

The two of them look about the same size, and if they don't stand together, it's really hard to tell who is tall and who is low with the naked eye.

Duan Shanshan didn't react for a while, but Pingping glanced at him and walked to him generously to stand side by side with him.

The height still looked about the same, and Old Man Wei seemed to be interested, took a magazine from the coffee table, stood up and walked over in person, asked both of them to take off their slippers, and then turned around and stood back to back.

Old Man Wei didn't see it when he was sitting, but when he stood up at this moment, he showed that he was tall, and his height was at least about 1.8384 meters. He held the magazine on Duan Shanshan's shoulder with one hand, and held Pingping's arm with the other, forcing the two to squeeze together.

The two children obediently accepted Old Man Wei's adjustment to their posture. Feeling that the back of his head, shoulders and even buttocks were attached to the girl, Duan Shanshan was a little nervous, and he didn't dare to move when he straightened up, looking like a stiff robot.

Using that magazine to compare the heads of the two, Old Man Qin laughed and said, "You are really exactly the same height." ”

At this time, Pingping's grandmother also moved a small bench out of the back room, which was exactly the same as the one Duan Shanshan was sitting on before, and the grandmother put the two benches together, so Duan Shanshan had no choice but to sit down next to Pingping.

"Where did you just go?" Old Man Wei sat back on the sofa, as if he had just chatted happily, and asked unsatisfied.

"Speaking of the pronunciation of my dad's name. Auntie smiled and prompted.

"Yes, yes. Old Man Wei nodded happily, "Brother Leshan, that person is really the same as his name, just two words: 'benevolence and righteousness'! I still remember that once the leader gave us an index to improve the level, back then Brother Leshan and I were both fourteen levels, and whoever went up this step became your so-called 'senior cadre'." At that time, Brother Leshan had to say that I was younger and more educated, so he gave me the opportunity. Back then, I thought that we brothers were not all the same, so I didn't give in to him. As a result, not long after the incident, Brother Leshan had an accident......"

Speaking of this, Old Man Wei's expression suddenly became heavy, and his voice was a little hoarse, he reached out and rubbed his cloudy eyes, and continued: "The comrades-in-arms who went south together back then, except for those who died halfway or took the first step, many people who lived to retire have crossed this step, including me and the Leshui brothers. But Brother Leshan is only one step away, which is the biggest regret in my heart. If I knew this was the case, I wouldn't have asked for that indicator back then!"

The aunt on the side also had red circles in her eyes when she heard these words, and took Old Man Wei's arm and said comfortingly: "Uncle Wei, don't say that, no one thought about what happened back then, and you have been taking good care of us since my father was locked up." My dad never complained about anyone, and after being rehabilitated, he only said "It's good that the misunderstanding is solved." In that turmoil, he was able to survive, in fact, our brothers and sisters were very content. ”

Old Man Wei turned his head and looked at Duan Shanshan in a daze and said: "Xiao Duan, let me tell you, when I was in Jin Province, my grandfather and I and the second grandfather in western Fujian were from the next village, and we studied in a school since we were children, and when we grew up, we worked in a factory, and later carried guns and soldiers together, and went south together to engage in construction...... The friendship between our generation for decades cannot be lost or forgotten in your generation! Your mother has done a very bad job in this regard, and she has never visited my door since she got married. She was also raised by me since I was a child, and I know that she has to be strong and stubborn, and I don't blame her. But you can't learn from her! I don't care how you get along with our family Pingping, but you two don't forget, your grandfather is an old comrade-in-arms who stirs horses and spoons in a pot, and you can't be treated as strangers!"

Hearing the old man say this, Duan Shanshan had no choice but to nod helplessly, he glanced at Pingping beside him from the corner of his eye, and he was also silently bowing his head at this time, but he didn't know what she was thinking in his heart.

It didn't take long for the nanny and aunt to come over and tell everyone that dinner was ready, so the five of them sat down for a meal, and then Duan Shanshan and Cai Pingping were sent out to "go shopping on the street".

I don't know if it's intentional, Cai Pingping deliberately changed a pair of wedges, although the height is not too exaggerated, but it is still significantly taller than Duan Shanshan. So Duan Shanshan unconsciously distanced himself from Cai Pingping, and the gap between the two could be stuffed into three more people, and they would not touch each other.

"Am I terrible? you have to hide so far away......" Seeing Duan Shanshan walking silently, with an expression of resignation to fate and slaughter, Cai Pingping stopped dissatisfiedly and said angrily.

Duan Shanshan stopped and looked back, reluctantly squeezed a smile and said, "Of course not, it's just that I lied to you before, and I feel that I don't have the face to walk with you." ”

Cai Pingping rolled her eyes and said suspiciously: "I don't believe it, I have learned the ability to lie." Tell you the truth, why are you hiding so far?"

"Okay, that's because your return rate is too high, I don't want to be treated by others as 'that piece of shit with a beautiful flower', okay?" Duan Shanshan shrugged helplessly, "Or 'the fat pig that arched a little cabbage with a fresh and tender water', this is the truth, really." ”

Cai Pingping was immediately angry and funny when she heard this, this guy even has to say such ugly and vulgar words to compliment girls? No wonder he is still a single person in his thirties!

"I still don't believe it, don't you just feel embarrassed that you're not as tall as me? I remember you ignored me when I said that on the train, what a stingy man. ”

"First of all, we are the same height, there is no question of who is taller than whom, this is announced by your grandfather after the comparison himself, this conclusion is not controversial, right?" Duan Shanshan touched his chin and replied seriously, "Secondly, it is correct to say that I am not used to the feeling of looking up to the opposite sex, and I don't like the feeling of being looked down upon by the opposite sex." Finally, I would like to tell you a secret......"

"What's the secret?" Cai Pingping was a little curious.

"My mom is taller than my dad. Duan Shanshan smiled bitterly and said, "Since I was a child, my mother has the final say in my family, so I have a bit of a psychological shadow......"

"Cut, it's not because of this after talking for a long time!" Cai Pingping complained dissatisfiedly, "Who told you not to work hard to grow taller, can you blame me?"

"Heredity, no way. Duan Shanshan sighed, "I'm the shortest among my cousins, but I'm the tallest among my cousins. That's half of my dad's genetics, and no matter how hard I try, it's useless. ”

"Where is your dad from?" Hearing Duan Shanshan say this, Cai Pingping couldn't help but ask.

Duan Shanshan lowered his head and replied softly: "Lu Province." ”

"Aren't the people of Lu Province also famous for being tall and burly?" Cai Pingping felt a little incredible, "For example, Wu Song!"

"Well, don't forget that Wu Song also has an elder brother here!" Duan Shanshan replied self-deprecatingly.

Thinking of Wu Song's brother, Cai Pingping couldn't help but snort.

P.S. According to the original work of "Water Margin", in fact, Wu Song is a native of Qinghe and now belongs to HB Xingtai, but most of his deeds happened in SD, so everyone's common sense regards Wu Song as an SD person.

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