Xia Han's body was red, obviously steaming by the heat, but she couldn't care about it that much, x

When faced with eating, Chu Yu's status naturally fell again, Xia Han's eyes only had food, where was him, even if he was Xia Han's boyfriend, it was useless.

"This tofu is delicious. ”

"This sauce pork ribs are delicious. ”

"This ......"

Xia Han tasted every dish on the table, and then said the same thing, obviously she thought that all the dishes on the table were delicious.

Listening to this comment, Chu Yu was almost physically and mentally exhausted, because he really didn't find a trace of his status in Xia Han's eyes.

"My boyfriend was delicious too. Chu Yu turned her head and saw that she wanted to say something delicious, so she immediately interjected such a sentence loudly.

Xia Han closed his mouth, glanced at him, and said in a low voice: "I haven't eaten it, I don't know the taste." ”

"I just stripped naked, who are you to blame for not eating?"

Chu Yu also learned from her, with a straight face, making an extremely serious expression.

Xia Han opened his mouth, and in the end he didn't hold back anything.

It turns out that compared with Chu Yu, an old driver, Xia Han is still willing to bow down, after all, she is really embarrassed.

"Because you don't look good!" she yelled at last, a little annoyed.

Chu Yu was amused by her puffing up appearance, and couldn't help but reach out and pat her shoulder.

"I'll know next time I try it, my boyfriend is delicious. ”

Seeing his confident expression, Xia Han couldn't help but purse his lips.

"Wang Pogua, boasting. ”

After the two of them quarreled, Xia Han really restrained her habit of praising everything and became quiet to eat.

However, she seemed to be indignant that she hadn't said anything about Chu Yu just now, holding her mobile phone and sending messages to people, as if she was begging for help.

Chu Yu glanced at it with his spare eyes and found that it was a circle, so he ignored her.

Anyway, the circle is her own person, and she still has to take her salary from herself, so no matter what idea she has, she has to go to his side.

Now Chu Yu is extremely confident, but she didn't know that Xia Han didn't want to circle up, but told her about one thing she was more concerned about just now.

- What does it mean to play each other's babies in circles?

-, Xia Han, do you want to do this? As soon as you come, you can drive, without a single notice, you are worthy of being a dirty woman.

Xia Han looked at her answer, with a somewhat strange look on his face.

- Is it dirty?

When she saw Chu Yu talking about mutual petting before, she looked a little wrong, and told her that she was not allowed to talk to others about mutual petting babies, so she kept it in mind.

I wasn't going to ask the circle now, but who let Chu Yu offend her just now, she must ask clearly, if there is anything wrong, she can take it out and fight back, but I didn't expect that there was really a problem.

- What do you think you mean?

Messages continued to come from the circle.

- It's what it means to stroke each other's hair.

- Hahaha, don't tease, it's the meaning of chirping with each other.

- Hey, hey, I'm a fairy, you have to force me to write that kind of dirty words, which fool told you that stroking each other's babies means stroking their heads.

The circle was laughing at Xia Han to the fullest, obviously speechless for her casual cronies.

- Xia Xia, there are too many bad people these years, and they are all on Douban, deliberately misinterpreting your stupid and sweet worldview.

- Some people are teasing with good intentions, and some people are just bad contempt, don't take that stupid thing seriously.

Seeing that the ridicule on the other side of the circle seemed endless, Xia Han decided to shut her up.

- It was the fish baby who explained it to me, and he was touching my hair.

After she sent these words, the circle suddenly became dead silent.

- Xia Han, you're going to kill me, you've become bad, you actually tempted me to speak ill of my boss, tat

After a minute, Huanhuan sent a message to accuse her, and begged her not to tell Chu Yu.

"Baby fish, you liar, big liar!"

Xia Han put down the phone and ignored her, but put down the chopsticks and shouted at Chu Yu.

Chu Yu, who was about to send a message to spy on the enemy, was a little confused by her sudden accusation.

"Why did I lie to you?" Chu Yu saw that she put down her chopsticks, and immediately felt that the matter was very serious.

Let foodies be able to put down chopsticks in the face of a table of dishes, how big is this matter, it should be bigger than the sky.

"What did you mean by petting each other? I just asked, and it doesn't mean that at all. ”

Xia Han raised his chin slightly, making a look of contempt for him.

Chu Yu originally thought it was a big deal, but when she heard her say this, she suddenly cried and laughed.

"That's not what it means, what does that mean, you explain it to me?"

Xia Han wanted to speak, but he closed his mouth suddenly, as if something was difficult to say.

"Phew, you want me to drive, so I won't be fooled by you!"

Chu Yu is an actor after all, so when he really wants to act, he will definitely take the fake as the truth, not to mention that now is the time for him to coax his girlfriend, he must appear more powerful, otherwise his girlfriend will be angry, and he will not please himself.

"I really don't know which you mean? besides, this kind of word, there is no fixed meaning, Chinese is very broad and profound, sometimes the same word can have both positive and derogatory uses. The gourd baby I understand is the meaning of masturbating each other's heads. ”

Chu Yu suddenly turned into a scholar, if he had a pair of glasses on the bridge of his nose, he would probably look more like an expert.

But even without the foil of glasses, he looks very cultured at the moment, and looks extremely much like a high-level intellectual.

Xia Han's face showed a somewhat skeptical expression, obviously still not very convinced.

"I don't know if you've ever seen the news of a man who picked up an inflatable doll that he had never seen before, thought it was a god, worshipped it every day, and dressed her cleanly. You see, in the eyes of people who are innocent in heart, everything in this world is innocent. If there is a devil in the heart, the devil can be seen in the eyes, and when there is lust/affection in the heart, only in the eyes can you see lust/affection. I'm an innocent person at heart, so I understand the word like that, what's the problem?"

Chu Yu talked eloquently, and what he said was the Tao.

Truth be told, he himself was going to be impressed by this truth.

The example he gave was also particularly flattering, because Xia Han had also seen the news, and it was indeed true.

"Okay, barely count you through! Don't lie to me in the future, I'll find out and beat you!" she said, raising her fist and making it look like she was really going to hit him.

Chu Yu shook his head a little helplessly, with a somewhat wry smile on his face.

She lowered her head and sent a WeChat message to the circle: You are the dirty woman, you yourself are dirty, and everything is dirty.

- The baby fish said, the person with a pure heart sees that everything is clean, and he thinks that the mutual pet baby is the meaning of the hair on the head, you don't chirp and chirp, what is the dirt to the point, tsk.

Huanhuan has been paying close attention to the dynamics of the mobile phone, and as soon as he heard the sound of WeChat vibrating, he immediately picked it up and looked at it.

As a result, when she saw the message sent by Xia Han, she was about to vomit blood.

She can bear anyone who is pure, but when she says that Chu Yu is pure, she resolutely can't bear it.

I've been following him for so long, I don't know what he's like, the well-dressed ** is him, he drove the car, and he couldn't sleep for three days and three nights. You've only known him for a long time, can I get to know him?"

Circle by word, each word is typed out.

When I finished writing the whole sentence and wanted to send it, suddenly a phone call came.

When she saw that the caller ID was the words "Invincible Male God Boss", her hands trembled.

As a result, as soon as she pressed the answer button, she hung up the phone over there, and before she could go back, she >

This time it's not Xia Han, it's Chu Yu.

- Help me coax my girlfriend.

A concise and clear sentence, very bossy.

But the circle was stunned for a moment: Does the baby fish have a girlfriend?

She's not stupid, and after a moment of stunnedness, it's a huge horror.

Chu Yu sent her this kind of text message at this time, which could only prove that the boss's girlfriend was Xia Han who was messaging her.

Huanhuan quickly deleted all the long list of WeChat content that she had typed before, but fortunately this one was not sent, otherwise she would have been unlucky.

- Xia Xia, are you by the boss's side?

- Yes, we just finished soaking in the hot springs and were eating.

- Oh, I envy you!

Circle Circle rolled her eyes, damn it, the two of them fell in love and no one informed her, kicking over this bowl of dog food!

Xia Han frowned, his ten fingers flew, and he quickly sent her a sentence.

- Circle Circle, this is not like you. Shouldn't you be bombarding us indiscriminately, even taking you to the hot springs and eating delicious food?

- Bah, a fairy like me wouldn't do that kind of tasteless thing!

- I'm a fairy, fairies are invited to come out to the hot springs for dinner, you are a housegirl at most, or no one cares.

When Huanhuan saw the news that Xia Han came back, a mouthful of blood blocked his throat.

- Xia Han, you are ruthless enough, take a knife and stick it directly into my heart, you are so poisonous!

- Thanks for the compliment, you filthy woman. I'm going to spend the world with my boyfriend, and when you see me in the future, remember to praise me, and I'll ask my boyfriend to give you a raise.

Xia Han finally had a smile on his face, and even full of pride.

When Huanhuan saw her last message, his heart was suddenly complicated.

Ask: My best friend's little has become her own boss's wife, and her boss is still in her previous dream**, although she is not now, she still belongs to the scope of the male god, what should I do?

The circle was indignant for a while, lamenting that God was unfair, and because the male god Mao didn't love her, he went to Zhihu and posted a question post, and immediately replied countless times.

——The landlord went to Taobao to search for golden dog food.

——The landlord went to Taobao to search for ** artifact.

- The landlord went to Taobao to search for a suicide artifact.

——The landlord went to Taobao to search for plastic surgery artifacts.

The circle is angry, a group of little are smashed, and she is going to be so angry that she wants to take revenge on society.