尻: read kao third tone, 嚴: strict traditional Chinese characters. I just don't look good in simplified Chinese!

Chapter 3 Urban Demons

vs 1 God will be Taibao

Last time, Ye Yan was completely sleepy after listening to Taibao's words, and thought to himself What the hell is going on? Why does Sister Lin Xi's house have the breath of a fox demon? Why can't I feel it? There were many doubts in his heart, but in the end, he felt that it was right to stay by Sister Lin Xi and Xiaohe anyway, fortunately, before he arrived in the mortal world, Yu Lei said that he would go back to the underworld to inform his brother Shen Tu about the Pan Tao Society, and he originally planned to take Ye Yan back, Ye Yan also promised Yu Lei before going to the heavenly realm, but Ye Yan looked at Lin Xi and Xiao He looking at him with blank eyes, he had to refuse again, otherwise it would be something again. And Yu Lei seemed to be used to being rejected by Ye Yan and didn't get angry, he just said that he would come back to find him if he told Brother Shendi! And Tai Bao saw Ye Yan so flustered and said: "God doesn't have to be so flustered, just rely on God's ability to be afraid of a thousand-year-old fox demon?" Ye Yan heard it: "I'm not afraid, I suddenly remembered Sister Mio!" When Tai Bao heard this, he thought to himself, I thought that you were not afraid and would be careful about the safety of Lin Xi's mother and daughter, but I didn't expect you to be thinking about other women, you really saw the wrong person! But after thinking about it, why did Ye Yan think of the woman who called her Sister Mio when he mentioned the thousand-year-old fox demon? Curiosity is not only cats and rabbits, so Tai Bao asked: "Who is Sister Mio that God is talking about? Does this have anything to do with the fox demon we are talking about?" Ye Yan shook his head and said, "No!" Tai Bao really wanted to go over and knock Ye Yan out with a move, but unfortunately she didn't dare to hit the key or couldn't beat it. Then I heard Ye Yan say: "Although it doesn't matter, but Sister Mio is also a fox demon, and she has nine tails, and she said before that she was going to cover me, I ignored her, I don't know what is going on now?" Thinking of this, Ye Yan was a little puzzled, why the usually clingy little sister Ye Yuan didn't come to him until now, when she handed over the little sister to her, did she take good care of the little sister? From time to time, I felt a little lost. Tai Bao was confused by Ye Yan's inexplicable loss, and he didn't know what to say, so he said casually: "What's so strange about the nine-tailed fox, the Qingqiu Bai clan is a nine-tailed fox!" After speaking, he also looked at Ye Yan's reaction. Ye Yan listened and said: "Oh! But her surname is not Bai, her surname is Tushan, just like Dayu's wife!" Taibao was just about to speak, Ye Yan suddenly thought that something was wrong! How did he talk about sleeping? So he said: "You better go to sleep quickly, I can just watch the matter of the fox demon, and I can't sleep anyway!" Taibao turned his head a little embarrassed and said: "It's not that I don't want to sleep, I'm just a little scared!" At the same time, the two hands were crossed together, and the two thumbs kept turning, but the ears were deaf! Ye Yan said when he saw this: " What are you afraid of? Aren't you a god general? Besides, you can call me if I have something outside!" Tai Bao said a little squeamishly: "People are girls, there is such a big fox smell inside, don't you know that rabbits are naturally afraid of foxes and wolves?" Ye Yan urged Tai Bao to go back to sleep, and Tai Bao was so anxious that he didn't call Ye Yan a god! Ye Yan thought to himself, "Girl?" Why didn't you say that she was a girl when she was going to fight with Yu Lei before? But she said it all, and it's not good for you to force others to sleep, so she said:" What should I do then? Sleep on the sofa with me?" Tai Bao nodded happily and said, "Is it okay?" Ye Yan was helpless to see Tai Bao so happy, so he had to say yes! Ye Yan saw Tai Bao lying on the opposite side obediently and really fell asleep, nothing was covered, Ye Yan wanted to cover her with a blanket, but after hearing Tai Bao say that there was a fox smell and gave up, and waited until the middle of the night because of the fox demon Ye Yan did not sleep, but saw Tai Bao curled up in a ball, it turned out that although the mortal summer has not yet ended, but the night is indeed a little cold, Ye Yan had no choice but to wash the blanket with some vanilla soaked water, and then use the talent of water to pull out all the water and cover Tai Bao. The next day, Lin Xi got up and saw Tai Bao sleeping alone on the small sofa, still covered with Ye Yan's blanket, but there was no trace of Ye Yan on the other sofa, Lin Xi was trying to find where Ye Yan was going, when he heard the sound of water coming from the toilet, and saw that the door was also open, although Lin Xi thought that it was not good to peek in the past, but curiosity still prevailed over reason. Lin Xi quietly went over and looked dumbfounded, there were soap bubbles everywhere in the toilet, Ye Yan didn't know what he was washing and didn't find Lin Xi, Lin Xi saw it and asked: "Ye Yan, what are you washing? There are soap bubbles everywhere!" Ye Yan heard Lin Xi's voice and was so frightened that he dropped everything in his hand on the ground, Lin Xi saw that there was only a thin piece of soap left, the key was that it fell to the ground, to pick it up or not to pick it up? Thinking about it like this, Ye Yan had already picked it up and said: "Hey! It's dirty again!" Lin Xi saw Ye Yan washing the soap he had just picked up again, and then he understood where the foam in this place came from, so Lin Xi hurriedly said to Ye Yan: "Don't wash it, come out quickly, you see that the clothes are wet!" Ye Yan said a little embarrassed with the soap in his hand after listening: "Sister Lin Xi, do you look at my ......?" Lin Xi saw that he was embarrassed about the soap, so Lin Xi said to Ye Yan: "It's okay, just change it, you can come out quickly!" Ye Yan came out after listening to a little bit, and Lin Xi said to him again: "You see that the clothes are wet, change them quickly, I'll go get my father's clothes for you." As soon as Ye Yan heard it: "Don't bother!" After speaking, Lin Xi saw that there was no trace of water in the place where Ye Yan had just wetted, and Lin Xi thought to himself how to forget that he had this ability. At this time, Taibao also woke up, and found that the blanket on his body was a little unexpected, but when he got close to his nose and smelled it, he found that there was no fox smell, and a lavender fragrance was still mixed with the bitter taste of herbs! Taibao was in a very girlish mood at this moment, that is, he saw Ye Yan and Lin Xi in the bathroom and didn't know what to do, so he lifted the blanket and walked to Lin Xi and asked, "What are you doing?" Seeing the foam on the ground, he said loudly: "What's the matter?" Lin Xi quickly made a quiet gesture when he heard it, and then said: " Tai Bao quieted up, Xiao He is still sleeping!" Tai Bao quickly closed his mouth and nodded in response, but it was too late, as soon as they finished speaking, Xiao He rubbed his eyes and came out, and asked what they were doing! Seeing this, Lin Xi looked at Xiao He and then looked at the foam in the bathroom, thinking that it would be better to hurry up and say: "Since everyone is awake, then let's clean up! How about I invite you when I finish!" Ye Yan thought to himself when he heard this, didn't you always invite you? I don't care if I eat a big meal or not, Fang Zheng agreed when he was idle and bored, although Taibao looked reluctant, but how dare the little princess not listen to what she said, not to mention that she would have a big meal after the end, and she had already thought about what to eat with carrots. Xiaohe became energetic after hearing this, saying that he wanted to be in a group with his father, Lin Xi nodded when he heard this, and assigned them the task of mopping the floor and cleaning the glass, while she and Taibao were responsible for washing clothes, drying quilts, and tidying up things! Not to mention that more people are more powerful, Ye Yan doesn't know much about modern things, all of them are Xiaohe in command, Lin Xi can't interject, Xiaohe sits on it when sweeping the floor with a vacuum cleaner, and wiping the glass rides on Ye Yan's shoulders where she rubs high, and Ye Yan rubs low. And Lin Xi didn't look at Taibao's reluctance here, he could use the washing machine to be not ambiguous at all, and he was very skilled in washing the clothes and quilt covers that Lin Xi gave her, and helped Lin Xi sort out things after finishing the work, and after a while, only the clothes were washed and not dried, and Ye Yan was finished, and then they sorted out their things and dried their clothes and went out for lunch! After eating, Lin Xi also took them around, and Ye Yan couldn't close his mouth in surprise along the way, but Taibao behaved very normally! Lin Xi asked Taibao when he saw this: " Tai Bao God General Do you have anything on your mind?" Tai Bao heard and said: "Why did the little princess say this?" Lin Xi said: "I see that you look a little unhappy compared to Ye Yanyi, you can follow me if you have something...... Tell me!" Lin Xi looked at Ye Yan riding Xiaohe on his shoulder, running around with Xiaohe like a child, he originally wanted to say that he was talking to me and Ye Yan, but after thinking about it, forget it. And Tai Bao listened and said: "No, the little princess is too worried, I'm just used to it, I've been shopping on this street for hundreds of years!" Lin Xi was a little embarrassed when he heard this, he thought that the gods might be interested in mortal things, but he didn't expect that he was already used to it! Tai Bao saw that his coldness made Lin Xi a little lost, so he hurriedly said: " The little princess doesn't have to think about others in everything, after all, our gods will have been guarding the mortal world since the Jade Emperor was hand-picked, and only when the Jade Emperor summons him will he go to the heavenly realm, if I want to say that I know much more about the mortal world than the little princess! It's not that I think it's boring!" Lin Xi thought to himself when he heard it, and then said: "Don't call me little princess in the future, it sounds weird, just call me Lin Xi!" Tai Bao listened and said: "How can this work, even if you can joke with the Jade Emperor, but this dignity still has to be there, please don't embarrass Tai Bao little princess!" Lin Xi listened to it and said: "Oh, what is the dignity and inferiority, here the Jade Emperor doesn't know!" Speaking of this, Lin Xi thought about it and said: "Otherwise, when you go to the heavenly realm, you are calling me little princess, and we will call each other by name in the mortal world?" Tai Bao heard this and thought to himself, this is not a solution, after all, I will live with them as mortals for a period of time in the future, and I can't call her a little princess in front of other mortals, so it will be easy to attract the attention of others! So he replied: "Okay, but in the future, I will ...... Xi don't call me a god general, we will call each other by name in the mortal world!" Lin Xi also agreed! After saying this, Lin Xi and they didn't take long to go back, although Ye Yan and Xiaohe were still unsatisfied, but it was dark and hungry and there was no way to do it! This time they didn't go to the restaurant but went back to buy vegetables and cook them themselves, of course, the dishes are indispensable to fish! When cooking, Ye Yan wanted to help, but when he saw the things in the kitchen, he was blindfolded, Lin Xi didn't let him do it, just let him watch TV with Xiaohe, and called Tai Bao to help, this Tai Bao is worthy of staying in the mortal world for a long time, it really does laundry and cooking, this is not except for fish soup Lin Xi Lane, other vegetables are made by Tai Bao, and the rice is also made by Tai Bao, Lin Xi admires her a little, and she can't connect with the word god at all when she does housework! After eating Lin Xi and Taibao sorted out the kitchenware, the phone at home rang, it was Lin Xi's parents calling, saying that the mobile phone could not be reached, and no one answered her family to try it here, but I didn't expect to guess correctly, and said that the trip might continue for a month and told her not to be careful, but Lin Xi listened to the phone on the other side of the father's voice was very weak, and asked him what was wrong? Her father just said that it was okay to catch a cold, and asked her mother to talk to her, and her mother wanted to listen to the voice of her little granddaughter as soon as she said it, and Lin Xi also let Xiaohe talk to her grandmother, and then hung up after a few words of greeting! This time I can be tired of myself and Taibao, I really don't know how I have come over these two years, the house is so dirty, I feel distressed to see Xiaohe and think that it is really difficult for my daughter, I must take good care of her in the future and be a competent mother! This cleaning is an afternoon, I am fortunate Lin Xi to see Taibao and Ye Yan are tired lying on the sofa, but the daughter Xiaohe is lying on Ye Yan's body, since meeting Ye Yan Xiaohe is not very sticky to herself, Lin Xi can't help but sigh that it is really a woman's big girl.

Section 2 Red Qi'er

Lin Xi and they rested after eating after cleaning, and the next morning there was a property to charge, and when they were done, they knew that they had little money left, and Lin Xi wanted to quickly reopen the Internet café, otherwise they would really become immortals! So Lin Xi was ready to take Ye Yan and them to the Internet café, so they could help with the cleaning! But after they went, because they had not been open for a month, the rent of the house had not been paid this month, and as a result, the person who rented the house did not open it, and changed the original locks, saying that they would not pay the money and not give the key. Lin Xi said that the person didn't agree, just pay the money in a word, Tai Bao is not easy to interfere with as a god general, and Ye Yan saw this and took out the peach and prepared to bribe the man, but the man refused when he saw that the peach didn't say a word, and slapped the peach to the ground, saying that he was very angry when he couldn't collect the rent, and wanted to use a prop to fool me? Ye Yan saw that Pan Tao was slapped on the ground and immediately wanted to beat the man, but was dissuaded by Lin Xi and Tai Bao, Ye Yan had no choice but to pick up Pan Tao and glared at the person! The person was furious by Ye Yan's eyes, but he still refused to give in and asked Lin Xi to hand over the money first, but Lin Xi's money had been almost spent, so he had to go back to get the money first! When he returned home, he was thinking about how to get money, the phone rang, and when he received a call, it turned out to be Ye Xuan's parents who called and said that it was Xiaohe's birthday and asked Lin Xi how he lived, do you want to go to them? Lin Xi listened to it and looked at the calendar, after all, today is the eighth day of August in the foreign calendar, Xiaohe's birthday, what should I do? Go to my parents-in-law? But in the past two years, they have rarely contacted, it is nothing more than Xiaohe's birthday They sent gifts, it seems that they still have a grudge against Ye Xuan's death, so of course Lin Xi refused, but she regretted it after hanging up the phone. It doesn't matter if it's your birthday, but it's Xiaohe's birthday, you can't even have a birthday cake, right? It's not good to call your parents, they need more money to travel, just when Lin Xi was at a loss, he heard the sound of someone knocking on the door, and they all looked at the door when the knock sounded, Ye Yan saw that Lin Xi didn't mean to open the door, so he got up and went to the door by himself, and when he opened the door, he saw that it was a fifteen or sixteen-year-old girl, wearing a double ponytail and wearing a little revealing, with high heels, as soon as he saw Ye Yan come out, he pretended not to stand firm, and wanted to throw himself into Ye Yan's arms and said at the same time: "Little brother, my head is a little dizzy, can you let me ......!" Ye Yan was overwhelmed by this sudden girl, so she avoided it, the girl didn't stop and fell to the ground with a bang, Lin Xi heard a woman's voice, and took Xiaohe out to see, and Taibao also followed! Lin Xi asked Ye Yan what was the matter while walking! When she arrived at the door, she saw a little girl lying on the ground in very revealing clothes, and she was more and more surprised, but Taibao saw at a glance that the little girl was not a mortal! Xiaohe let go of Lin Xi's hand and walked over to take Ye Yan's hand and looked at the girl, the little girl saw it and said: " It turns out that you like little Lori!" Lin Xi was puzzled when she heard this, and was about to ask her who she was, when she suddenly heard someone say: "Okay, Piao Piao don't make trouble!" The person who spoke was a man about forty years old, wearing a black and gray suit, followed by a woman about thirty years old, dressed very rich! After the man finished speaking, the little girl suddenly became a girl the size of Xiao He, and called the man Daddy! This change startled Lin Xi, but Xiaohe saw it surprisingly, Ye Yan saw this and asked a little defensively: "Who are you and what are you doing here?" At this time, the little girl named Piao Piao ran over and took the woman's hand, and the woman just shook her head when she saw it and said that she was naughty. The man saw Ye Yan and asked him to answer: "It's inconvenient to talk outside, can you let us go in and talk about it?" Ye Yan looked at Lin Xi after listening, Lin Xi was looking at Tai Bao, Tai Bao nodded Lin Xi agreed, so Ye Yan let them in, and when he arrived in the living room, the man came forward and saluted Tai Bao and said: "I've seen the Rabbit Divine General, I didn't expect that mortals can also see the Divine General, it's really rare!" The woman and Piao Piao also saluted, and Tai Bao saw this and said, "You're welcome!" After the man finished saluting, he turned to Ye Yan and said: " This time I came to look for you, Brother Horse Monkey!" Ye Yan heard it and thought to himself, is I looking for me again, am I so popular? Why didn't I know before? Seeing this, Lin Xi also thought where he was going to take Ye Yan this time? The man saw that they didn't speak and continued: "Oh, I'm sorry, I forgot to introduce myself as the Bull Demon King, these two are my wife and daughter!" Lin Xi's eyes were about to pop out when he heard this, and he said in surprise: "Bull Demon King?" The man nodded, and then Lin Xi said: "Then this sister is the Iron Fan Princess?" The Bull Demon King said: "Exactly!" Lin Xi said excitedly to Ye Yan that he didn't expect the Bull Demon King of the mythological novel to also see it, Tai Bao saw it and said: "Why is the little princess so excited, I will see a lot of things you can't think of in the future!" Lin Xi heard it: "That's right, ah~ No! Didn't I tell you, don't call me a little princess in the mortal world, Tai Bao, have you forgotten?" Tai Bao stuck out his tongue when he heard this, and made an apologetic gesture! As soon as the Bull Demon King heard it, he said, "Little princess? Even the gods have called you that, it seems that the information I got is true, the Jade Emperor really recognizes mortals as his sister!" Lin Xi just smiled when he heard this, and Tai Bao said: "That's true! The Jade Emperor will announce this on the birthday of the next Queen Mother!" The Bull Demon King nodded! Lin Xi saw that he hadn't let them sit down for a long time, so he hurriedly said: "Don't talk about this, please sit, please sit!" The Bull Demon King listened and motioned for his wife and daughter to sit down, and he also sat down, and just sat down when he heard Lin Xi say, "You sit down and I'll pour tea for you!" As a result, as soon as they sat down and stood up, the Bull Demon King also said: "How dare you bother the little princess to serve tea!" Lin Xi said that it would be okay not to bother you to sit, but the Bull Demon King had been polite to Lin Xi, but Lin Xi was angry and said loudly: "Don't bother, this is my house, you sit down for me! I'll make tea, you sit still!" The Bull Demon King sat down obediently by this, and looked at his wife helplessly and then looked at Ye Yan and them, Ye Yan smiled when he saw this and said: "It's okay, Sister Lin Xi didn't treat you as outsiders, not angry!" After listening to Ye Yan's words, Princess Tiefan covered her mouth and smiled and said: "My old cow is usually not so obedient, and today the little princess has become obedient!" At this time, Piao Piao said: "Daddy is afraid of women!" The Bull Demon King said embarrassedly: "I'm not afraid, I respect women and love you!" Tai Bao also laughed when he heard it, and said embarrassedly: "You talk about me going in to help." Seeing Tai Bao entering, the Bull Demon King turned around and said to Ye Yan: "I heard that Brother Horse Monkey came out, so I sent someone to inquire about your whereabouts, but I didn't expect to find it so quickly!" Ye Yan heard it: "What are you looking for me?" and call me Ye Yan!" After hearing this, the Bull Demon King said: "Okay, it's not a big deal, I heard that your tail is lost, if you need my help anywhere, feel free to find me!" Ye Yan listened and said: "There is no need to bother Brother Niu, I already have a clue about this matter, but there are some things that need to be dealt with and I can't leave for the time being!" The Bull Demon King was about to speak, Lin Xi and Tai Bao came out with tea, and after Lin Xi handed them the tea, he said: "Brother Niu, I've been thinking just now, don't you and Sister Tiefan have only one child called Red Boy in mythological novels? Lin Xi and they were all surprised when they heard it, the Bull Demon King and the Iron Fan Princess listened to Lin Xi's words, their cheeks turned a little red, and then the Bull Demon King said: "What is said in the novel is true, I blamed my unrighteous sworn brother at the beginning, otherwise I wouldn't let the red boy do any good money boy, it is better to be at ease with others than to occupy the mountain as the king!" The Bull Demon King took a sip of tea and continued: "It's true that Piao Piao said that she is not a child, and her current appearance starts from ten years ago, when she learned that she had an older brother ten years ago, she was just five years old at that time, almost as old as this child!" As a result, we wanted to see her brother, but we had no choice but to send her to the red child, this time it was ten days, after coming back, ten years have passed in the mortal world, and everyone who is the same age as her has grown up, and she is still like a child, so she will become the same as she was just now and tease others, and I hope you Haihan!" Ye Yan and they all said that they were okay and didn't mind anything! Lin Xi heard it but said: "If it's okay, let Piao Piao play with Xiaohe?" The Bull Demon King and his wife looked at each other, and the Bull Demon said, "Is it okay? Will it scare her?" Lin Xi heard it: "Don't worry, as long as Piao Piao doesn't bully her, Xiaohe has played with Golden Horn, Silver Horn and Green Bull before, right, Taibao?" This is really good, the little princess doesn't know, we live in the mortal world and live a human life, I really want to integrate into it, but other people's children avoid her as soon as they know Piaopiao's identity, although their parents don't believe it, but their children don't want to do it, so Piao Piao has not been able to find a playmate, maybe she wants to see her brother is also the reason!" After speaking, he asked Piao Piao to play with Xiaohe, although Piao Piao was reluctant, but seeing that Xiao He wanted to play with her, he reluctantly agreed, and said: "Okay, my sister will take her to play!" In fact, she still hopes to make friends. So Piao Piao walked over and took Xiao He's hand and said: "You play with me, you are my sister, I am my sister, my sister will cover you in the future, who dares to bully you and tell my sister!" Xiao He nodded and agreed, Piao Piao planned to take Xiao He to play, but Xiao He looked back at Ye Yan and Lin Xi, and only after they agreed did Xiao He follow Piao Piao away! Although Piao Piao's words made Lin Xi and them want to laugh a little when they heard it, they didn't laugh, and they didn't think she was joking, think about her brother Red Boy to know that her sister will definitely not be an idle person!

Section 3 The Bull Demon King

In this way, Piao Piao took Xiaohe out to play, although the age difference is very different, but the heart is the same, the key is that the head is almost natural and have fun! But just as Lin Xi and they were chatting about what they planned to do in the future, Piao Piao ran in and said to the Bull Demon King: "Daddy, Daddy will buy me a big cake, the kind that is taller than me!" Lin Xi sighed in his heart when he heard this! The Bull Demon King wondered when he heard this, he usually didn't eat enough, and he was taller than you? I want to give Xiaohe's sister, she said that today is her birthday, let me celebrate her birthday with her, I want to give her a gift, but I don't know what to give, there must be a cake for the birthday, so I want to give her a big birthday cake!" The Bull Demon King smiled and said: "Okay, you can be as big as you want!" After speaking, he took out his mobile phone (Huawei is domestic, who said that the local tyrant has to be Apple) and was about to call, Lin Xi said embarrassedly: "This ...... Not very good?" Ye Yan and Tai Bao didn't think anything about it! Seeing this, the Bull Demon King said, "It's okay!" But seeing Lin Xi's embarrassed look, he asked again: "Does the little princess feel inconvenient?" Lin Xi shook his head, and the Bull Demon King was even more puzzled when he saw it, and then asked: "Or have you already ordered a birthday cake?" and are you going to give your little niece a surprise?" Lin Xi still shook his head! This made the Bull Demon King and the Iron Fan Princess also embarrassed, and this call is not a no-call. At this time, Taibao smiled and said, "You don't have to care, little ...... Xi She was forced by life, embarrassed to say!" Lin Xi was completely stunned when he heard Tai Bao, but Ye Yan laughed on the side, although he didn't know what the situation was, but it was very funny to see Lin Xi's appearance! Then Tai Bao told him what had happened in the morning, and the Bull Demon King said after hearing it: "What's so embarrassing about this, this kind of thing is something that everyone will encounter, although I haven't encountered it (because he is not a person), but since the little princess is in trouble, I will definitely go to the soup and fight the fire!" At this time, Lin Xi said: " Brother Niu, it's not that serious, I'm just a little tight on money lately!" The Bull Demon King said even more generously when he heard this: "This is easy to do, you see the little princess, do you like euros, dollars or yuan? No, I still have gold bars, bronze coins, and silver tickets." I have all the human currency, I can do anything!" Lin Xi was shocked and funny when he heard it, how could you borrow money like this, seeing that Lin Xi didn't answer the Bull Demon King and said: "Forget about money, I think the little princess also thinks it's vulgar!" When Lin Xi heard it, he thought to himself, I don't think it's vulgar, you don't plan to borrow it? When he was anxious, he heard the Bull Demon King say: "It's better to give people fish than to give them fish, so why don't I buy the place where I open an Internet café and give it to the little princess, how about it be a birthday gift from Lao Niu to my little niece?" Lin Xi thought to himself when he heard it, but he said: "Brother Niu has received his kindness, I'm very embarrassed if you want to give me a cake, it's not good to be like this!" The Bull Demon King listened and said: "The little princess doesn't have to be polite, just like my own family, Lao Niu, I am still rich in addition to money!" At this time, Piao Piao also said: "Well, my father is very rich!" Princess Iron Fan also nodded in agreement! The dinner was Western food, and it was sent from a five-star hotel, saying that Boss Niu had ordered the closure to make a birthday dinner for Xiaohe, and the birthday cake was still being prepared...... Not long after dinner, someone pushed the cake in, Lin Xi and Xiaohe were really stunned, there was really a person tall, not higher than Piao Piao but taller than Lin Xi, after the cake was pushed in, the Bull Demon King signaled the maid to go out, Xiao He saw the cake happily ran over and kissed Piao Piao's cheek, Piao Piao brought a birthday hat to Xiao He (let's call that hat here), let her make a wish to blow out the candles, at this time the Bull Demon King snapped his fingers more than one person on the cake The candles were all lit up, and a group of people sang HAPPY around Xiao He ALTHOUGH YE YAN DIDN'T UNDERSTAND, HE ALSO HUMMED, BECAUSE XIAOHE WAS REALLY HAPPY TO WATCH! BUT THEN THE PROBLEM CAME, BLOWING OUT THE CANDLE WAS A BIT EMBARRASSING XIAOHE, NOT TO MENTION BLOWING SUCH A TALL CAKE, IT WAS A LITTLE DIFFICULT TO EAT! XIAOHE LOOKED AT LIN XI AND SAID A LITTLE WORRIEDLY: "MOM, WHAT SHOULD I DO IF I CAN'T BLOW IT?" WILL MY WISH NOT COME TRUE?" LIN XI WANTED TO SAY THAT I WOULD HELP YOU BLOW IT, BUT AS SOON AS I SAW THE CAKE, IT STOPPED, THIS IS DIFFICULT TO DO! FLUTTERING HEARD XIAOHE SAY THIS, SHE TOOK OUT SOMETHING FROM HER MOUTH AND SAID: " Don't be afraid, Sister Xiaohe, my sister's wish for you will definitely come true!" Just as Piaopiao and Xiaohe were holding the fan together and preparing to extinguish the candle, Lin Xi hurriedly said loudly: "Wait a minute, stop, stop, stop!" Hearing Lin Xi shouting to stop in such a hurry, everyone else looked at her together with curiosity, and Piao Piao and Xiao He also stopped! Then Lin Xi asked: "Piao Piao, what kind of fan are you?" Piao Piao scratched his head and said, "The banana fan, my mother gave it to me!" Lin Xi heard it: "Ah! Can you fan it? Don't you fan us all away?" Ye Yan quickly protected Xiao He and Lin Xi when he heard this, and the Bull Demon King quickly said: "Hey! The little princess doesn't have to panic, my lady's treasure fan fan is a recipe, but this fire doesn't need to be extinguished without a fan, so it won't fan anyone, you are too worried!" The princess of the iron fan also said: "Well, I also explained it to her before giving the Piao Piao fan, and she is also very proficient in using it, the little princess doesn't have to worry!" Lin Xi was embarrassed when she heard it, and it didn't be explained on TV, Sun Wukong was fanned away as soon as he fanned it, hey, it's a big shame! Lin Xi listened and looked at Piao Piao and Xiao He nodded and signaled that they could fan! Then Piao Piao and Xiao He used their strength to really extinguish the candles, so everyone broke the embarrassment and shared the cake together! After eating the cake for a while, Ye Yan whispered to Lin Xi: "Sister Lin Xi, since Brother Niu is so generous, we also have to return the gift, don't you see this peach?" Lin Xi was right when he heard it, but Lin Xi wanted you to tell me what to say? Do you want me to agree? In the morning, you said that you didn't tell me and took it out, fortunately, the person didn't know the goods, otherwise he would lose a lot, Lin Xi remembered that the Jade Emperor told her about the peach, it is really not a treasure that can be bought with money! It must have agreed, so Ye Yan took out the peach, Lin Xi took it and said: "Brother Niu, thank you for your birthday cake, this little gift is not a tribute!" After speaking, he handed the peach to the Bull Demon King with both hands, Tai Bao was very surprised when he saw it and said: "Little princess, this ......!?" Lin Xi said: " It's okay, this is given to me by the Jade Emperor, I should have the right to decide!" Tai Bao didn't have much to say. The Bull Demon King was excited when he saw that, and said: "This is a peach, I didn't expect the Jade Emperor to give you a peach?" Lin Xi nodded and said, "Well, ten years later, the Queen Mother will invite us to the Peach Club!" The Bull Demon King and the Iron Fan Princess were surprised when they heard this, and the Bull Demon King continued: "I don't mean the Pan Tao Society, I mean you really plan to give it to us?" Of course, this is a return gift to the eldest brother, the cake given by the big brother Niu looks happy to my daughter Xiaohe, this is as it should be, and I don't have anything to take it for!" (In fact, there are a few gourd elixirs given by Taishang Laojun in her bracelet, but I didn't think about it!) The Bull Demon King took the peach excitedly and really cried, Lin Xi said suspiciously: "Brother Niu, why are you?" The Bull Demon King wiped his tears and said: " It's okay, I just saw the peach and remembered some of the past, oh, thank you for the little princess's peach, to be honest, my wife and I haven't eaten anything for so long, and I really haven't eaten this peach!" After eating the peach cow demon king, he talked about the past by himself, and the iron fan princess wanted to stop the bull demon king but said: "Hey! It's okay, the little princess, they treat people like this, it doesn't hurt to talk about it, some things are uncomfortable in your heart, you might as well say it and it may feel better......!"

vs 4 Knots

Ye Yan was naturally not interested in anyone's past, but it didn't hurt for the Bull Demon King to hear about Sun Wukong. Lin Xima is full of curiosity, after all, the TV and novels are somewhat fake, and it must be better to hear me say gossip! Taibao is also interested, after all, the twelve gods did not participate in the encirclement and suppression of Huaguo Mountain, although they are responsible for the demons and monsters in the mortal world, but there is no need for the twelve gods who directly sent troops from the heavenly court to come forward, so they only heard about Sun Wukong and did not know much about it. Xiaohe and Piao Piao, someone tells a story, so naturally listen carefully! In this way, the Bull Demon King said from him and Sun Wukong to borrow a banana fan, and the middle was all about Sun Wukong's not, just take Ye Yan to give the peach to them who met for the first time, when Sun Wukong made a big fuss Pan Tao will bring back the peach did not give him a few sworn brothers, he wants to fight against the sky brothers, said that the good is blessed to share, he went to heaven to be an official, we are demons on the ground, and if there is a difficulty, he just takes the monkey Sun to escape, regardless of whether the other brothers live or die, and the book of life and death is only changed to monkeys, and he doesn't take other brothers seriously at all. The Bull Demon King didn't care much about this, after all, the catastrophe came and flew separately, although only he escaped, the four brothers were sent to the demon slaying platform, Sun Wukong couldn't behead and use the gossip furnace to refine, but in the end he made a big fuss in the Heavenly Palace and was pressed under the Five Elements Mountain, five hundred years I heard that no old friend went to see, the Bull Demon King sighed and said: "I wanted to visit my former brother, but looking back on his various things really hurt my heart!" Then he talked about how the Tang Dynasty monk learned scriptures after Sun Wukong came out, and in the middle he gave his son Red Boy to Guanyin as a boy, which is at least a civil servant! But later, in order to cross the Flame Mountain, he moved the iron fan princess and killed his concubine Jade-faced Fox, he really couldn't bear it anymore, and made up his mind to break off the brotherly relationship with Sun Wukong and no longer recognize him as a brother. Lin Xi felt so bored after listening to it, isn't this the same as a novel? Tai Bao also felt bored, just when the Bull Demon King became more and more angry the more he spoke, Ye Yan said thoughtfully: "Brother Niu really wants to cut off the relationship with the Monkey King you said?" As the saying goes, brothers and wives can't be bullied, in order to borrow a banana fan, the monkey didn't remember the brotherhood of the past, embarrassed my wife, and beat my little concubine Princess Jade to death, how can you get such despicability?" At this time, Princess Iron Fan listened to the words of the Bull Demon King, pulled the Bull Demon King's ear and said, "I think you feel sorry for your fox spirit!" Hearing Ye Yan's words, Princess Iron Fan let go of the Bull Demon King, and the Bull Demon King saw his wife backhand and turned to Ye Yan and said, "I haven't made it clear!" Ye Yan hasn't said it for thousands of years when he heard this, do you still want to open this heart knot or don't want to open it? Ye Yan listened and said: "Since Brother Niu is like this, I will forgive the little brother for being rude!" As soon as these words came out, everyone wondered, why did Ye Yan be like this? Could he want to do something with the Bull Demon King? But why? However, seeing that Ye Yan didn't move, the Bull Demon King didn't take precautions, he just felt that this brother had something to say, and everyone stopped talking, and the scene seemed a little cold. At this time, Ye Yan continued: "I didn't want to care, but after listening to what Brother Niu said, I think Brother Niu is running away from some things, and the result in your heart is really difficult to open." The Bull Demon King lowered his head when he heard this, and Princess Iron Fan didn't speak, leaving Lin Xi and Tai Bao with a confused look! Then Ye Yan said: "There are six of you who are worshipping, among them you are the eldest brother, and Sun Wukong, who does not talk about brotherly righteousness in your mouth, is the youngest, that is, he is not very old, in short, he is not as experienced as you, so the way of dealing with the world is not as good as you, and he caused trouble because of his youth and frivolity, you as a brother, also want to fight for him, but who expected him not to appreciate it, but why didn't he appreciate it?" It's not that he's afraid of death, it's not that he's not righteous, but his instinctive reaction is that he should save his monkey grandson more than you, after all, you are also a demon king who is not under him, because he is young and ignorant, I have been thinking in the process of listening to you, is Sun Wukong really so ruthless and unrighteous? My master often taught me how to behave in the world, and before he taught me, I also came by temperament, and liked to bully others (at that time, no demon in Huaguo Mountain could beat this horse monkey), from what you said, I heard that your sworn brother was self-taught, and his ability was talented! That is to say, no one taught him how to behave in the world, and he was young and vigorous at that time, how could he know these trivial things? As the eldest brother, what do you think of what I said?" After that, Ye Yan looked at the Bull Demon King with his head down, the Iron Fan Princess was comforting him, Piao Piao and Xiaohe also passed, Lin Xi was a little worried when he heard this! This Ye Yan clearly put all the responsibility on the Bull Demon King, will it anger the Bull Demon King? Tai Bao listened to it surprisingly, thinking that it was really like that compared with before! The atmosphere fell into embarrassment again, the Bull Demon King raised his head and wanted to say something, but was interrupted by Ye Yan again, Ye Yan said: "Wait a minute if you want to say something, I'll finish talking first, it's not too late for you to say it!" I don't know what you think, but I know what Sun Wukong thinks. Everyone felt divine when they heard it, you haven't seen Sun Wukong's face and said that you know what he thinks? At this time, everyone's idea was to listen to what Ye Yan said next, Ye Yan continued: "You said that Princess Jade Mask is your concubine? Why do I think my sister-in-law doesn't seem to agree?" And from what you said, I heard that Sun Wukong killed Princess Jade Mask after meeting his sister-in-law, that is to say, Sun Wukong knew the situation between you and his sister-in-law at that time, generally speaking, the fan was in the hands of his sister-in-law, why did he have to run to kill Princess Jade Face, and transfer you to his sister-in-law? You said that the sister-in-law lent him a fake fan because of the red boy's matter, and let him burn his buttocks, if he didn't care about the righteousness, he could snatch it from his sister-in-law, with his ability to make trouble in the heavenly palace, I think it can be done, but why did he go to great lengths to do so many things? In the end, you took Hongqi'er to drink tea and chat with us, why did he want Princess Jade Mian to die, Brother Niu and I have talked about this, how to do it in the future, you can decide for yourself, this matter is over, don't worry about this matter anymore! If you really can't let it go, find time to make it clear, I also have something to ask him to do it for you?" The Bull Demon King heard it and said: "No need, Brother Ye has everything to say about this, what else can't I let go of and can't untie, no one dares to say this to me for thousands of years, some won't, some don't dare, some are gone, and some ......" The Bull Demon King looked at his wife, and the Iron Fan Princess also looked at him, and then said: "Some can't bear it! What else can I say?" Brother Ye is right, this matter is over, and it has begun, I can do it myself, thank you Brother Ye for your guidance, I have never been so comfortable today by this dead monkey in my heart for thousands of years, hahaha!" After speaking, he laughed, Ye Yan saw this and said, "It's a good effort!" Lin Xi and Tai Bao couldn't describe it when they heard it, they were stupid! This Ye Yan put what Lin Xi said in the clouds, and before they eased up, the Bull Demon King and they were ready to go back, Xie Yeyan, who didn't stop leaving, even the Iron Fan Princess, who didn't leak much expression at first, had a smile on her face when she went back, talking and laughing with her daughter and husband! After the Bull Demon King and they left, Lin Xi said: "Yes, I usually look like a stuffy gourd, this opening will alarm the heavens, tell me how did you hear it? I also learn!" Ye Yan looked at Tai Bao after hearing this, only to see that Tai Bao also nodded to know what he wanted, so Ye Yan took a long breath and said, "I'm also blinded!" Lin Xi was a little disappointed when they heard it, but Ye Yan read: "Love is single-minded, happiness is coming, stick to beat mandarin ducks, and the present world will report!" After reading it, he turned around and went in to drink tea, Lin Xi muttered after listening to it: "I won't let you say this!" Tai Bao looked at the Bull Demon King and their departing figures, turned around and took Xiao He, who was still waving to Piaopiao's back, and said, "Let's go, go back, and play with her in the future!" Xiaohe nodded and followed Taibao in.

Section 5 Horse monkeys go to school

The day after the Bull Demon King left, Ye Yan saw Lin Xi sneakily lying on the table and didn't know what to do? So he walked over and asked, "Sister Lin Xi, what are you doing on the table early in the morning?" Lin Xi listened and said: "I'm writing a diary, I want to record all the mythological characters I meet in the future and collect them!" Although Ye Yan didn't understand why he wanted to collect it, he felt very powerful! Just as Ye Yan wanted to say something, there was a knock on the door! Tai Bao just passed by and went to open the door, and after a while Tai Bao came in and told Lin Xi that he was looking for her, Lin Xi asked her who she was, and Tai Bao just said that she didn't know Pan Tao! Lin Xi heard that she had no money and said that why did she come to her without money? But Lin Xi still went out to see him, Ye Yan also followed, and Tai Bao just woke up and was about to wash his face and brush his teeth. Ye Yan followed Lin Xi to see the person who didn't give them the key, and as soon as the man saw Lin Xi, he smiled and said: "Hehe, Ms. Lin said with a smile the day before yesterday, I didn't know Taishan, this is the key you want, hehe, please forgive me for offending!" Lin Xi was really confused when he saw it, and said: "Why are you giving me the key? I really don't have any money!" The man quickly said: "No, no, no, how dare you ask for your money! Now the whole street is yours, you can open it as you want!" Lin Xi was even more puzzled when he heard it, and asked: " Why is the whole street mine? I don't understand if you make it clear!" The man listened and said, "Well, you don't know? Last night, a boss surnamed Hong bought the street where you opened an Internet café, and said that the street would be yours in the future, and said that whoever dares to embarrass you will let the world evaporate! I won't give you the key as soon as it is dawn, the key will be given to you, I wish you a good business, I'll leave first, hehe!" Lin Xi ignored him when he heard this, thinking to himself The boss surnamed Hong? Could it be the Bull Demon King? After hearing this, Lin Xi said to Ye Yan: "Am I dreaming?" Ye Yan said: "You haven't woken up yet?" Lin Xi heard it: "Hey! I won't tell you, what should I do now, we are ready to open in the afternoon!" Ye Yan listened and said: "What kind of business?" Lin Xi said: "Oh, it's the Internet café that I planned to open before, and now I have the key, I'm ready to work!" Ye Yan said after listening: "Work? why?" Lin Xi said helplessly: "For money!" Ye Yan replied: "Oh! are those little pieces of red and green paper?" Lin Xi nodded and said, "Well, you've seen it before!" Ye Yan thought of what he had promised Lao Jun before, and this thing had to be done with the money Lin Xi said, so he asked: "Does that thing have to work? How do you work?" Lin Xi explained when he heard it: "Well, work is just labor, I just need to do some physical strength!" Lin Xi thought to himself that it would be difficult for me to ask you to do anything else! Lin Xi saw that Ye Yan still wanted to ask, so he hurriedly said: " Oh, don't ask, I'll take you to teach you how to do it in the afternoon, right?" Ye Yan stopped when he saw this. In this way, Lin Xi's Internet café opened again, although it was a little smaller, but one person was really too busy, fortunately, Taibao and Ye Yan finally opened smoothly on the first day! On the first day of work, Taibao was okay, after all, he had been in the mortal world for a long time, and he didn't have to do anything, Ye Yan was speechless and asked endlessly all afternoon, and Lin Xi's head was about to explode, but although there were many problems, he did everything he did seriously, and he cleaned it cleanly. He learns things quickly, but he is a problem child, and he can't even ask for a rag, so Lin Xi's head is about to explode, but because of the reason why Ye Yan was sealed, he knows that he doesn't know anything about the world, and curiosity is natural, Lin Xi also came one by one, because of this, Lin Xi's head was buzzing at night! (Temporarily closed at night) After Ye Yan and Tai Bao inexplicably became Lin Xi's small workers, Lin Xi sometimes thought at the counter, oh my God, I am now a monster and a god's boss, and I can call them casually, if this kind of thing is put aside, I dare not think about it, no! But then again, why is the Internet café full every day since it opened, and it's been a week, or is it like this? Lin Xi was a little puzzled! There will be a similar situation before, but it will last for a day or two, and it won't be like this all day, although this is a good thing for her, but curiosity is always fascinating, just as Lin Xi racked her brains to think about this question, Ye Yan handed her a letter, Lin Xi immediately blushed when she saw it, because an arrow was drawn on the envelope through the two red hearts, it was a love letter, Lin Xi thought to herself, wow, I didn't expect that Ye Yan usually looked at the pure heart, and he was so active about this, and he didn't know her for long, so he wrote a love letter to her? Thinking about it like this, his heart beat faster and his face turned red, Ye Yan asked when he saw this: "Sister Lin Xi, why are you so red, and your heart is beating so hard, are you sick?Do you want me to show you?" Lin Xi was still in the fugue, and said casually: "No, I'm not ready yet, after all, shemales have different paths, let me think about it......" Ye Yan felt inexplicably unprepared after hearing this? What kind of mess is there in the different paths of shemales, so he took the love letter and said: "Not ready? Are you not free? Then I gave it to Taibao?" Lin Xi heard that the beautiful moment in his heart was extinguished, and he thought that he didn't expect you to be this kind of person, ah no! It's a monkey, and he didn't even let Tai Bao go? How can he write a love letter and still change hands? A little angry said: "What's the matter with you? A love letter to someone else can still change hands? I didn't say no!" After speaking, he quickly took the love letter and was about to open it, Ye Yan said: "Oh! This thing turned out to be a love letter, and it was quite interesting!" Lin Xi didn't hear it right, Ye Yan didn't know that this was a love letter, so why did he give it to me? So Lin Xi was a little embarrassed and said, "It's not yours? Where did you come from?" Ye Yan nodded after hearing this and said: "A girl gave it to me, I ran away without saying anything, I opened it and couldn't understand what it was, so I wanted to bring it to you to help me see it!" Lin Xi was immediately disheartened when he heard this, it should be the kind of person who pulled out the cold in his heart, but he didn't expect someone to send a love letter to Ye Yan? In a blink of an eye, there were indeed a lot more customers in the Internet café than there were girls in the past, and I thought that these people wouldn't be here for Ye Yan, right? At this time, suddenly a boy stood up and walked up to Tai Bao, handed out a letter and ran away, Lin Xi thought to himself, what age is this, this man is too shy, right? But Lin Xi saw that the boy disappeared not long after, Tai Bao threw away the love letter, Lin Xi looked at it and understood why the Internet café turnover is so good, it is completely thanks to these two! At this time, Tai Bao walked to the counter and said, "The fifteenth machine ordered food." Lin Xi was still thinking about the love letter at this time, when he heard Tai Bao speak, "Don't you take a look?" Tai Bao was stunned for a moment when he heard this, and when he saw that Lin Xi had been staring at the trash can, he said: "There is no need to be some little hairy children, why bother with them!" Lin Xi listened thoughtfully, Tai Bao saw it and said: "Xiao Xi don't care about those mundane things, hurry up and someone order food, you should hurry up!" Lin Xi stared at the love letter of a trash can and said, "Are these all for you?" Taibao nodded, Lin Xi turned his head to see that Ye Yan only had one love letter, and said with a little joy in his heart: "It seems that your charm is not as good as Taibao, after all, my Taibao looks so cute!" Ye Yan was a little puzzled after hearing this, but when he heard Lin Xi say that he was inferior to Taibao, he said: "How can you say this?" Lin Xi thought that Ye Yan understood, so he said: "You see that Taibao has received more love letters than you, and you are not as good as Taibao?" As soon as Lin Xi finished speaking, Ye Yan took out a bunch of love letters from the ring, saying that many women have given them here in the past few days, and after speaking, he looked at Lin Xi and Tai Bao proudly, Lin Xi is really cold in his heart now. It turned out that Ye Yan didn't know what it was because of the love letter that others gave Ye Yan before, and he didn't care that he thought it was a gift from someone else, so he put it away casually, but later more and more people gave it, so he was curious about what it was so like to give away, but when he opened it, he looked confused, and then he showed Lin Xi this scene. And afterwards, Lin Xi noticed that Ye Yan was illiterate, and it was not that he was illiterate, he could understand the ancient texts on TV, which showed that he just didn't know modern simplified Chinese characters, so he considered whether to let Ye Yan go to study! After all, if he taught himself, he might mislead people's children, and he couldn't say it accurately, and there was no time for the opening of the Internet café, but if he wanted to learn, he would have to start from elementary school, thinking that Xiaohe should go to primary school in two years, it would be better to ......! It's better to let Ye Yan go to school with Xiaohe, and by the way, take care of Xiaohe, and Xiaohe likes him so much, Lin Xi thought to himself that this idea couldn't be better, just see if he himself is willing. So in the evening they held a small meeting, the meeting passed Ye Yan to go to school, although the learning process takes more than ten years, but for a demon is really too short, and Tai Bao also suggested that Ye Yan learn more about modern culture, too out of touch is not good, Ye Yan himself is also happy, because he can't understand the modern language and is very square! Xiaohe was very happy to hear it, but seeing that Ye Yan was so much taller than himself, he asked: "Dad also wants to go to study with Xiaohe?" But Dad is so tall not like a student and more like a teacher. When Lin Xi heard this, she thought to herself, this is not difficult for me, she has seen Ye Yan change into a girl before, and she has already had a plan, since he can change and become a child when the time comes, Lin Xi will just say something in Ye Yan's ear, and after speaking, she saw Ye Yan nodding and agreeing: "Okay, just according to what Sister Lin Xi said, I will change it to you to see if it is suitable!" After saying that, Ye Yan's height is about the same as Xiaohe, Lin Xi saw it and said that he was a little taller than Xiaohe, after all, he wanted Ye Yan to be Xiaohe's brother! Taibao saw that Ye Yan had become a child, so he almost hugged him, but fortunately, Ye Yan came back in time. In this way, Ye Yan's school decided to implement the plan a year later, and went to learn human knowledge with Xiaohe!

(Loving someone makes him/her happy, if the world can do it, there won't be so many tragedies!)