Chapter 201: First place
1st place
"It's so awesome, why is it the second place?Who is the first?" I spat "bah", the most annoying hair inch head is so self-righteous to show superiority*.
"The first place is, of course, a combination of beauty and wisdom, a combination of heroes and narrow senses, fashionable, beautiful, dignified, and generous little princess!"
"Do you dare to take out the insoles in your mouth and talk well?" At this moment, the front row of the classroom was in dire straits, Wang Zhuo led a group of so-called "bad students" to raise the "Mao Cuntou" and beat it ruthlessly, the old pedantic English teacher was so anxious that he scratched his ears and cheeks and shouted and screamed next to him, and finally he really had no choice but to rush out of the classroom.
And I hid in the back row of the classroom with a round face as if nothing happened, drinking Coke, chewing crisp noodles and commenting on the conversation from behind.
"Hey, classmate Zhang Jingtian, it looks like you're in trouble this time..."
"It seems that you are also one of the conspirators, don't worry, if the teacher asks, I will definitely tell the truth and will not be partial!" I took a sip of Coke, sat down on the table, and asked casually, "By the way, when I saw you last time at the bar, what about your classmates? Why didn't any of them look at it?"
"Huh... In fact, it's Xue Yang that you want to ask the most, right?" the little round face sniffed, like a dexterous little flower cat.
"Of course, if you are willing to answer, in fact, I still have time to listen!" suddenly realized that it is quite a good thing to play with this girl's paper bickering.
"Actually, Xue Yang, they..."Sister Paper nodded, and as soon as she said a name, the classroom door was pushed open, "Hula..."Several young male teachers with tall and long arms rushed in, and they dragged Wang Zhuo and his party apart.
"Dabo" The head teacher also pushed open the classroom door, and shouted in a flaming scream, "What the hell is going on? Li Ziyu, how did you get into a fight with your classmates?"
"Teacher Zhou, this group of scumbags have joined forces to bully me, you have to call the shots for me?" Looking at the head teacher, "Mao Cuntou" Li Ziyu instantly seemed to have found a relative, snot and tears fell down, the snow-white school uniform was torn several times, the back and chest were full of footprints, the cheeks and eye sockets were also swollen and scary, and she was a angry little daughter-in-law's face.
"Fuck you, you're still scolding the street, aren't you?Tear your mouth inward!" Wang Zhuo was so angry that he was about to pounce on Mao Cuntou, but Mao Cuntou was so frightened that he "rubbed..."
"Wang Zhuo, what are you doing?" the head teacher scolded with two frowns.
"Don't you listen to what he scolded us just now? Poor academic performance is scum? Without our group of scum with bad grades at the bottom, what advantage do you show your mother? Without our group of scum students to pay the school, what will the teacher pay for? Fuck your grandma, little coward! What kind of ability do you have to come out for me and hide behind a woman?" Wang Zhuo spat and scolded emotionally.
Sixteen or seventeen years old was originally the age of rebellion, blood and passion were a little bit, with Wang Zhuo's evil roar, a group of bad students who had already calmed down, and suddenly pointed to Mao Cuntou to surge.
"Actually, I think this is the best opportunity to buy people's hearts, what do you say?" the round-faced girl glanced at me slyly, and then pretended to have nothing to do with herself, "Whoa..."
I glanced at the little round face with great meaning, this sister paper is very smart, she should have guessed that Wang Zhuo and I were not students before, but to be able to figure out what we are doing at school so quickly, her IQ is extremely high.
"Ahem, Brother Zhuo! It's almost over, it's not normal for classmates to have a little quarrel between classmates, we can't hold on to it, can we? Mom and Dad didn't teach him how to speak, and you can't wake up even if you slap him a few times!" I walked up to Wang Zhuo and glanced at him.
Now the group of troubled students in the class are basically looking forward to Wang Zhuo, Wang Zhuo has stopped, and they naturally don't say much, everyone understands the truth of "shooting the first bird".
"Wang Zhuo, Zhang Jingtian, you two are really good, you caused such a big mess for me on the first day of the report, my four-class temple is too small, I can't fit your two big Buddhas, you better change classes!"
It seems that we are really angry with her today, I pondered for a few seconds, and suddenly looked up and laughed, "Haha, change classes, change classes, I thought you were a good teacher who was sensible, but now it looks no different from those mediocre teachers, the same is looking at people with colored glasses!"
The so-called "Thousands of clothes are worn, but sycophants are not worn!" After buttoning her up with a high hat, I continued: "The four big characters that I see most often in school are people-oriented, I would like to ask the teacher? What is people-oriented? I think it is based on the top students, right? Since it is a contradiction, it cannot be a person's problem, and besides, it is still a conflict between a boy in half a class and an honor student in your eyes, is it all our problem?" An unreasonable teacher probably can't teach anything decent, so please help us go through the transfer procedures for the class teacher!"
"Yes!"
"That's it, give me a transfer too!"
"I'm not in Class 4 either!"
As soon as I said a word, the students in Wang Zhuo's class who had just participated in the group beating Li Ziyu all shouted.
"What do you want to express?" the head teacher's face changed instantly, and he looked at me and raised his voice.
"Teacher, let me ask you! The most fundamental reason for the existence of the school is to teach us literacy and human life, right? Is it true that in your eyes, a machine that can only brush marks and has no morality is an honor student? Have you ever asked why a class of students would beat your top students in groups?" I knew that I was now sure that I was now victorious, and the speed of my speech gradually slowed down.
"This..."The head teacher obviously hesitated, and looked back at Li Ziyu behind her, "Ziyu, what is the reason?"
"Because... Because... Because they insulted the English teacher, I couldn't see it, so... That's why I scolded them!" Li Ziyu's face was blue and red for a while, and finally he told such a lie with a cheeky face.
"Hehe... Teacher Zhou, what happened was that Zhang Jingtian's classmate ate snacks in class, and then the English teacher punished him to go out and stand at the door, Zhang Jingtian also admitted the punishment, and then Li Ziyu insulted Zhang Jingtian and other classmates in the class, everyone can testify!" At this time, the little round face sitting in the penultimate row closed the book and stood up.
"An Ran, you fart..."Li Ziyu couldn't help but curse with a red face.
"Look, Teacher Zhou! You say, if I were a boy, I wouldn't have to slap him! Li Ziyu relied on me as a girl, and often said similar ugly things to me..."
"Teacher, I don't have it, and she let it go... She spewed blood..."Li Ziyu hurriedly explained, the more he spoke, the more he stammered, and finally burst into a foul sentence in anger, ", what do you mean, it's all aimed at me?"
"Li Ziyu, let your parents come to the school to see me in the afternoon, I think we should strengthen your ideological education, and the other students should all go back to their seats and continue to class, similar to today's events, don't happen again! Li Ziyu, you go out with me..." The head teacher glanced at the little round face, looked at me again and didn't say anything more, dragged Li Ziyu out of the classroom, and several male teachers who stopped the fight also walked out of the classroom.
"You guys study on your own!" the old pedant glared angrily, and Wang Zhuo and I slammed the door and walked out.
After all the teachers left, the students in the class instantly cheered together, "Brother Zhuo is mighty, hang the sky!"
"Shhh
"Brother Zhuo is awesome..."
"Brother Zhuo is domineering..."
"Brother Zhuo, I'm going to give you a piglet..."
"a DJ, the fat man who said he was going to give birth to a pig for Lao Tzu, you don't have a drink..."Wang Zhuo looked like the boss of the class, and pointed to a fat man with a similar figure to him near the corner and teased.
"Haha..."The students in the class all laughed instantly.
[When I wrote this chapter, my brother remembered the theory of poor students in the eyes of the teacher when he was in school, heheda, many grades were not good in school, and when they went out of society, they were still better than the top ten in the class!