Chapter One Hundred and Seven, Jokes

Pursuit, escape, training, guns and ammunition, and the quilt bed in the barracks that became tofu blocks······

Chen Hao seems to have had a dream for a long time, and it is very real, so real that it makes him feel like he has traveled back in time!

At the funeral, some people gave flowers and some people mourned in silence, as well as the rows of gunfire to see them off and the cries of relatives and comrades-in-arms standing next to the coffin.

"When I'm dead, I won't move!"

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When Chen Hao opened his eyes again, what came into his eyes was a white world, and next to the white was a monitor, which was making a noisy dripping sound in the middle of the night!

And the cry in the dream came from Liu Nian by the bedside!

When the monitor emitted a series of ticking sounds that her heart stopped, the little girl panicked all of a sudden, looked at the straight line display, and then looked at Chen Hao lying on the bed, and almost shouted.

Chen Hao had gauze wrapped around his head and smiled at her: "Don't worry, I pulled out the thread!"

Chen Hao was uncomfortable lying like this, sat up straighter, and breathed a long sigh of relief.

Three beds in the ward, the other two are empty!

Look at this monitor again, this guy is just a superfluous presence for a patient with a minor concussion and a broken arm.

And the purpose of its appearance here now should only be to raise some income for the hospital!

Liu Nian took care of Chen Hao and put a pillow on his head.

"Brother Chen Hao, how do you feel?"

Chen Hao raised his hand and touched his head, if it was before, this could only be regarded as a small injury.

If you let those former comrades-in-arms know, you have to wake up laughing from under Jiuquan!

Chen Hao shook his head: "If I hadn't woken up, it would have been a big deal, but I'm awake now, which means it's okay!"

Chen Hao's eyes were red and swollen from crying, and there were traces of tears in the corners of his eyes.

The little appearance that seemed to be worried and aggrieved made Chen Hao a little unbearable.

"Are you alright?"

Liu Nian shook her head gently, because Chen Hao blocked it for her, she was indeed fine.

"It's okay, why are you crying? I should be crying, right?"

Liu Nian wiped her tears again, she didn't know how many times she had repeated this action tonight!

"Brother Chen Hao, I'm sorry, it's all my fault, I shouldn't make trouble for you!"

Chen Hao took a breath: "Why are you good at saying sorry, or are you always busy apologizing?"

Liu Nian had stopped sobbing, she had cried enough tonight, but because of the sobbing, she had become a little less fluent.

"Because... Because I always do wrong things, I always let others get hurt for me, last time it was Lin Xia, this time it's you. ”

"And then?"

"And then... I don't know, it's just me who is not good anyway!"

All right!

Chen Hao felt that he couldn't discuss this boring issue with her, Liu Nianxin was too kind, Chen Hao felt that even if she comforted her with a long novel, she would feel that it was her fault, saying so with her mouth and thinking so in her heart, otherwise she wouldn't have cried so swollen with her eyes.

"I didn't believe that a person could cry dry, but now I believe it, Xiao Nian, congratulations, you have solved a question in my heart that has always been in my heart!"

"Poof!"

Liu Nian finally laughed, but this appearance was more ugly than crying!

"Okay, just smile, go back to sleep, I'm fine!"

Liu Nian looked at the time and whispered: "It's three o'clock in the morning now, I have nowhere to go, and even if there is a place to sleep, I will definitely not be able to sleep!"

Chen Hao really believes this!

The fracture made Chen Hao's hand hurt very much, and he probably couldn't sleep!

"Do you want to hear jokes?" asked Chen Hao!

Liu Nian nodded lightly, didn't speak, she finished her sentence again, because of the guilt of the night, her mind was now full of apologies, and she really didn't know what else to say.

Chen Hao tried not to think about the pain in his hands, sat up a little straighter, and cleared his throat first like the beginning of the radio program.

"Well, listen up!"

"When I went to school with my classmates to fetch hot water, the thermos squeaked on the way back to the dormitory, and I said: It's not good to blow up! This guy threw the thermos out with a whoosh, bang, it really exploded, this guy said with palpitations: It's good that I threw it fast, otherwise it would up!"

Liu Nian first shook his head for a moment, and then thought of the laughing point, and laughed out loud!

"When I was a child, I went to the tailor shop with my mother, and my mother pointed to the iron and said, "This thing is very hot, don't touch it with your hands!"

Liu Nian looked dazed: "Is this a joke?"

Chen Hao waved his hand: "I haven't finished yet!"

"I didn't touch it with my hands, but I licked it with my tongue, tsk, that feeling is more energetic than licking the iron railing of HB Pole Village in the Northeast Desert in winter!"

Liu Nian laughed out loud again, laughing a little loudly, and after stopping in a hurry, he looked at the door, and turned back without any movement!

"Brother Chen Hao, have you really licked the iron with your tongue?"

"Why don't you want to hear it again?"

Liu Nian continued to nod!

"One day, a female colleague made a mistake in the office: I am so beautiful, I am pestered by a group of men every day, and it is difficult for me to refuse others, what should I do?"

I silently poured the water from the glass on her face, and the female colleague suddenly said: I understand, you want me to be sober and calm like water!

Chen Hao paused and continued: "I told her: Beauty is not beautiful, a scoop of water, all ghosts after removing makeup!"

Liu Nian still smiled, but this time, she touched her face unnaturally!

"Don't be stupid, as long as your face doesn't cry, it's beautiful!" Chen Hao said leisurely: "Don't think I don't know you don't even have a bottle of cosmetics!"

Liu Nian looked strange: "Brother Chen Hao, how do you know?"

"Born beautiful, cosmetics are saved!"

Liu Nian smiled again, this time he smiled happily, and his face was still slightly hot!

Although Chen Hao was still lying on the hospital bed, one thing was for sure, that is, she still had complicated feelings just now, which had been almost cleared, and she began to think of some topics to talk to Chen Hao.

In one night, she felt like she had never said so many words in her life!

When the day dawned, she finally couldn't support it anymore and fell asleep on the bed.

Chen Hao looked at his sleeping face, his heart was calm as if he was asleep, his previous birth and death made him want to be comfortable so much!

Of course, comfort is just a legend of self-obscenity, where there are people, there will be contradictions, and it can be seen from the events of last night that no matter where you are, there will be a group of people thinking about how to trouble you.

And this loss, Chen Hao naturally will not eat in vain!