The first trick to flirt with girls: wall knock...... Consider the scene and automatically convert it into a couch dong!

Move analysis: Be positive, be strong, and be man!

Lu Liangren looked at the volcano that suddenly knocked him down, and his mouth that had not been closed until now was struck by a heavenly thunderbolt opened wider and wider. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 ｉｎｆｏ

Volcano propped his hands on the sides of her skull, and her charming peach blossom eyes were full of affection: "Lovers ......"

The man's hot breath sprayed all over her face, and the very magnetic subwoofer voice stepped on the beat of the heartbeat and said word by word: "Stay by my side and let me spoil you." ”

And Lu Liangren's reply was-

Hit the volcano under his armpits, then took advantage of the gap between his arms and pushed the person directly off the sofa, and fell on the hard floor with a loud bang.

"Ouch!" The volcano, which hit the "tender buttocks" unsuspectingly, couldn't help but let out a grinning "coquettish cry".

Lu Liangren hurriedly got up and jumped away from the volcano, and looked at him with some fear when he wanted to go over to help, and said cautiously: "Does it hurt?"

Try your sister's fall once!...... The volcano man's breath was full and he squeezed out a strong smile that didn't matter: "It doesn't hurt!"

Lu Liangren breathed a sigh of relief and explained timidly: "Volcano, I'm sorry! But I told me in vain that when you are struck by a man with both hands, you must find your armpit and attack it with a hand knife, hit your heart with one hand, and punch your chin with your forehead. ”

Lu Liangren waved his small fist to make a demonstration as he spoke, looking at the sharp fist style that was completely different from the usual sluggish and slow, Volcano understood that she had definitely practiced this set of moves.

Volcano sat silently on the floor and thought about it—Bian Baixian, the adoptive parent's son who occupied all the family property in Lu Liang's mouth, and the nominal younger brother, didn't seem to be really that indifferent to her sister.

"That...... It's cold on the ground, do you want to get up first?" Lu Liangren asked in a low voice.

By the way, he's still sitting on the ground!

Volcano plays a handsome carp and fights.

Click!

…… The waist is twisted.

Volcano VS Lu Liangren Game 1: Lost, the score was 0:1.

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The second trick of flirting with girls: affectionate eye contact!

Move analysis: According to the survey, if a man and a woman look at each other for no more than 1 second, then they have no good feelings between them. If you look at each other for 2 seconds, it indicates that there is a little favorability. If you look at each other for 3 seconds, it means that the two are already in love. Look at each other for 4 seconds to show that you have a deep affection for each other. Looking at each other for more than 5 seconds indicates that the two can enter the marriage hall. It can be seen that looking at each other is a good way for two people to exchange feelings and experience each other's feelings.

Volcano touched the back of the plaster, and then smiled at the handsome self in the mirror: "Little Nier, don't think I'm unattainable just because Oba is handsome, in fact, I can accept all rivers!"

After speaking, the big peach blossom eyes blinked cutely.

OK！

Full of power.

Walking out of the bathroom, the volcano first coughed lightly twice to attract Lu Liangren's attention, and then under her blank gaze, kept her shoulders stable, used her waist to drive her crotch, and used her crotch to drive her legs, and walked up to Lu Liangren sexily and charmingly, lowered her head and looked at her affectionately.

All I have in my eyes is you!

I have you in my heart, too!

Eyes are the windows to the soul, so I think my heart should be able to reach your heart through my eyes, My-baby!

One second, two seconds...... The two looked seriously.

Five seconds, six seconds...... Volcano's face is hot.

Nine seconds, ten seconds...... The volcano's heart beats faster.

Fifteen seconds...... Volcano palms sweat uncontrollably.

Twenty seconds...... Volcano panicked and looked away.

"Ha! You lost!" Lu Liangren stroked his palms and laughed: "I have never lost a game of eye viewing." ”

Quack Quack ...... Arrogant crows flew slowly past the volcano's eyes, leaving behind a row of blackened and bold ellipsis.

"Look at each other...... Game?" Volcano opened his mouth wide and looked at Lu Liangren in disbelief.

"Yes!" Lu Liangren said with a smile: "Bai Bai and I can look at each other for three minutes without smiling or blinking, right?"

Volcano stiffened: "Huh...... Heh......"

He couldn't stand it for twenty seconds, and he looked at each other for three minutes, is this going to be fateful for three lives?

Bian Baixian, right?

You're so ruthless!

In fact, the reality picture that the volcano would never have expected is that Bian Baixian has always stared at Lu Liangren!!

Volcano VS Lu Liangren Second Game: Lost, the score was 0:2.

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The third trick of flirting with girls: touch your head and kill!

Move analysis: Touching the girl's head will kill her in seconds.,I can't bear !! comfort action when the girl is sad/worried/painful.,Touching the head to kill with the mouth cannon.,The effect is outstanding.。

"Whew-" With a long exhalation, Volcano turned off the faucet, patted his water-stained face in the mirror, and cheered up, "Come on! Work hard! Believe in yourself, you will always be invincible in front of women." ”

After tidying up his appearance, Volcano walked out of the bathroom again.

On the sofa, Lu Liangren was browsing the web with his mobile phone, and when she heard the door opening the bathroom, she said without raising her head: "Volcano, why do you always run to the toilet today, do you have diarrhea?"

Finally cultivated the emotion, and the volcano, who was walking towards Lu Liangren with coquettish steps, twitched the corners of his mouth, and the peach blossom face with a smile was almost not saved.

Simply this demon is profound, but in the end, he still didn't break the work, sat down next to Lu Liangren and looked at her and smiled: "Little Nier, stop playing with your mobile phone, how about chatting with Oba?"

Lu Liangren played with his mobile phone mainly because he was bored to pass the time, and since someone was willing to chat with her, of course he gladly accepted it: "Okay, what are we talking about?"

Volcano touched his chin: "Hmm...... Just talk about the unhappy things between you and Bian Baixian, so that Oba will be happy when he hears it. ”

"Huh?"

"No, it's so that Oba can comfort and comfort you, and Oba has a good technique of comforting people. "Especially when he was in bed with those resentful women, everyone was comforted and satisfied by him.

"......" looked at the volcano's smug and obscene smile, and Lu Liangren silently moved to the side.

"Is your brother usually good to you?" Volcano reached out and touched Lu Liangren's head, and with a smile he hooked her back.

Lu Liangren, who had been brought into a sad mood by the volcano's words, did not notice that the distance between the two was getting closer and closer.

"Not good. She shrugged her head and whispered, "Because I often get into trouble, you don't like me for nothing." ”

"How come? You are as beautiful as an angel, and it took all my luck to meet you. The volcano ambiguously touched Lu Liangren's head for the second time.

"I always let him buy things for nothing, and it cost him a lot of money......"

"What's this, as long as you stay with me, mine is yours, if you empty the cart once and you're not satisfied, then twice. The volcano touched Lu Liangren's head domineeringly for the third time.

"I'm still sick all the time, and I have to take care of me for nothing......"

"Let me cover and protect you for the rest of your life, okay?Don't look at my rough hands, but I'm actually a very considerate and careful Oba!" Volcano gently touched Lu Liangren's head for the fourth time.

"Because you hate me, you don't smile at me for nothing......"

"Then I'll only laugh at you alone in the future, okay? Don't look at me before, it's all because I haven't met the right person. In fact, my feelings are very simple and extreme, liking someone is either zero or 100 percent. The volcano infatuated and touched Lu Liangren's head for the fifth time.

"I always don't listen to vain, and I didn't even tell him when I came out to look for you this time, he will definitely be angry again......"

Volcano suddenly smiled, hugged Lu Liangren into his arms and leaned on his chest, and stroked her hair more gently: "It's good that you're here, it's good that it's you." Because it's you, I can forget all the unpleasantness. After meeting you, it seems that the world is slowly becoming better. ”

Volcano's look was serious and didn't look like a lie, but in fact......

After a long time, Lu Liangren didn't speak again, and the volcano's serious and affectionate eyes narrowed, and the corners of his charming upturned mouth revealed his true face.

A serious love story + a spoiled head touching kill = no girl who can't be picked up.

can actually make Uncle Ben make a trick, it really deserves to be the woman I "liked" inexplicably...... Hahahaha......

The villain at the heart of the volcano was laughing wildly.

But in the next second, the sound of silent sobs extinguished all his arrogance.

"Asi, Nier, why are you crying again?" Volcano helped Lu Liangren up, only to realize that the clothes on his chest were already wet.

"No...... I'm sorry to ......" Lu Liangren saw that he had damaged the volcano's clothes again, lowered his head apologetically, and said with a sob: "I, I really can't help it, I want to be in vain." The last time I disappeared, there were police and newspapers looking for me in vain, and this time I didn't explain to him and ran out, he will definitely look for me everywhere, and he will be worried and scared, obviously I am a sister but I can never be a sister, I ...... I...... I deserve to be hated for nothing, to be rejected by him, because I will never be able to do what he wants, woo woo woo ......"

Running around without saying a word, his younger brother was worried about looking around, once upon a time he also had a sister who was so unconscious, but once he left and never came back...... Volcano sighed, wasn't that why he returned to save her in the first place?

Hey...... Wait a minute!!

Volcano suddenly sat up straight, looked at Lu Liangren's tear-stained face, and slowly opened his eyes: "Could it be that you were crying when you didn't speak just now, weren't you moved by me?"

"Moved?" Lu Liangren's eyelashes, which were wet with tears, were black and long, and he slapped twice.

Volcano: "...... girl, what kind of trouble are you playing cards so unconventionally!"

"I've just said so much, don't you have a little bit of a heartbeat?" The subwoofer-like deep male voice was full of disbelief.

"yes, what did you just say, what did you just say? I was just thinking about it in vain, and I didn't pay attention to it. ”

“…… Then I've been touching your head for so long, don't you feel it at all?"

Lu Liangren looked at the volcano in a daze: "Everyone likes to touch my head except for Baibai, I'm used to it." ”

Volcano also looked at Lu Liangren in a daze, no matter how powerful the killing move is, it can't match the word habit......

Volcano VS Lu Liangren Game 3: Lost, 0:3.

Game over.

Someone...... Defeated!