I played the online game for 2 hours and was absent-minded, because my mental side was always thinking about the arrival of the beautiful tenant. Damn, I just don't see the phone ringing, aha! I forgot to write my mobile phone number on the rental notice. I hurriedly ran downstairs, and when I ran to six or seven meters away from the gate of the community,

A woman with a brick face, bucket waist, elephant legs, less than 1.5 meters tall, and digging out the boogers appeared in front of my eyes, looking at the rental revelation posted ----- me.

Seeing this scene, I stopped, lowered my noble head, and felt a chill in my heart, Mom! Dad! Grandma! Why is my life so miserable! I can't give it to the goddess, why should I give an ugly monster to disgust me!! this is 108,000 miles away from the goddess I imagined! Damn, if this kind of ugly girl is in the same room with me, just castrate me!

After a chill, I looked up, the brick-faced woman was gone, and a beautiful woman in a pink dress appeared. My mouth said uncontrollably: Wow!

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Although I only see the side, I am sure that she is definitely a superb woman, look at the long black hair draped over the shoulders like a waterfall (I really want to touch a handful), look at the round breasts like a big bun (I really want to take a bite), look at the thin waist like a willow branch (I really want to tease it), look at the slender legs like an elongated ham sausage (I really want to do something).

Which beautiful woman is standing in front of the rental notice I posted, frowning as if to say, this stupid person, write the rental notice and don't write contact information.

It was quiet, but I heard it anyway. I walked over and walked behind the beautiful woman before asking, "Do you want to rent a house?"

The beauty probably looked too seriously, I walked over and was not found, I was frightened by my sudden words, shivered, turned around, and said: "People are scary, scared to death." Don't you know?"

If it was just speculation, then now I can give you a very firm thumbs up and say that she is definitely the best of the best.

The moment the beauty turned around, my seven souls and six souls were all hooked away, staring at her fairy-like face like a puppet, and I watched it for 30 seconds before I was awakened by her next sentence.

"Have you seen enough?

I shook my head stupidly, feeling something was wrong and nodded again, indicating that I had seen enough. (Actually, I can't get enough of it in my life, I just don't dare to say it)

The beautiful woman saw that I was stunned, so she asked again: "Did you just ask me to rent a house? Do you have a house to rent?" ”

Damn! I really didn't have any interest at all, so I said it so quickly. "yes, yes"

"What kind?" asked the beauty.

I pointed to the notice on the bulletin board. The beautiful woman laughed, and after laughing, she did not forget to say something that surprised me." The idiot who writes the lease revelation and doesn't write the contact information is you!"

After I fainted for a while, I straightened my chest and said, "It's me!

The beautiful woman smiled and said, "No problem, can you take me to see it?" ”

Damn, you actually call me a big fool, I don't care about you now, a gentleman takes revenge, it's not too late for ten years, when you are in the same room with me and take down your fortress, when you slap your little ass a few times, you will know if I am a big fool. After muttering a little psychologically, he took the beautiful woman to the rental house.

After the beautiful woman came in, she looked here and there, as if an inspector was searching for drugs.

After a while, the beauty said: "The house is not bad, but what the price says." ”

I smiled and said, "3,000 yuan for a room." ”

The beauty was stunned and said, "I've seen the black, but I've never seen you so black." You're from Africa, right? 2,500 yuan is okay?"

When I heard the words of the beautiful woman in the front, I felt weak for a while, but when I heard the words in the back, I felt that the statement that the hair is long and the knowledge is short, and the statement that the milk is big and has a low IQ is not bad at all, and I will not cut the price! I only cut 500 yuan. The price of this two-bedroom apartment is 3,000 yuan, I just joked that a room is 3,000 yuan, I really didn't expect the beauty to say 2,500 yuan a room to rent, I really want to agree to a mouthful,

Damn, I was educated and nurtured by Confucianism since I was a child, so I really can't do such a thing. So I smiled and said, "I'm kidding you, 1,500 yuan a room." ”

When the beauty heard this, she smiled. He gently slapped my arm with his little hand. "Are you telling the truth?"

I nodded, and the beauty quickly paid me the money, for fear that I would joke with her and change my mind after a while.

After the beauty paid me, I went into my room and took a key for her. After that, she said she would move in tomorrow. He smiled at me as he left, and then turned to leave. I'm just fascinated. I watched her charming back disappear from my sight with an indescribable sense of loss, for fear that she would not come tomorrow.

After the beauty left, I lay on the sofa in the living room, crossed Erlang's legs, and swayed and thought, Damn, is this a dream? If it is a dream, why is it so real, I took out the check given by the beauty from my pocket and shook it in my hand, Mom, it is real, you can not believe anything, can you not believe the money?

Thinking that I can be in the same room with a beautiful woman tomorrow, my mood is extremely good, and I started singing: If you marry someone else, don't marry someone else, you must marry your brother, take your dowry, take your sister, and marry your brother together。。。。。。

I don't know how many times I've sung this lyric, but I'm still singing it, and the more I sing, the happier I become, the more excited I am, the more excited I sing, and the more I sing, the more I feel that everything will become a fact. Two years of waiting, two years of intoxication, two years of pursuit, two years of forgetting, should be an end.

Thinking of this, I habitually took out a cigarette, lit it, and smoked it.

Maybe it's the smoke and the nicotine smell that numb you. I don't think about it, I was young and ignorant, and I was confused about the love that I couldn't grasp.