123 The baby is hungry
The son of the old woman selling vegetables looked at Qiao Shanshan and was directly shocked by Qiao Shanshan's beauty.
As soon as he heard his mother say, he immediately glared at Li Xu and hissed: "Little bastard, are you fucking tired and crooked, don't you?
Li Xu smiled slightly, it was great to give him hard food, he was really not afraid of hard ones!
Without the slightest hesitation, he rushed forward with a vigorous step, Li Xu snatched the kitchen knife from the fool's hand, and then threw him to the ground with an over-the-shoulder fall.
The kitchen knife slammed into the ground, with a crisp click, and the kitchen knife was inserted between the fool's legs with unmistakable accuracy, and he was almost castrated directly.
"Give me a hard blow, isn't it. Believe it or not, I won't be able to get up in the future!" Li Xu said indifferently staring at this fool.
The fool was scared stupid directly, it was not an exaggeration at all, he was scared to pee directly, damn it, he didn't expect Li Xu to dare to give him really. If you don't agree with each other, you can do it directly, and you can kill it so ruthlessly!
Li Xu walked up to the old woman selling vegetables, threw two tickets on her, and said indifferently: "In the future, you will not be able to get rich if you take the right path and follow the crooked way." Do you understand!"
After speaking, Li Xu took Qiao Shanshan's hand and left.
Then I bought chicken, duck and fish, and Li Xu and Qiao Shanshan, who had big bags and small bags, had them all in their hands.
When he got home, Qiao Shanshan was sweating all over, and he directly soaked the T-shirt on his body, and his figure was even more exquisite.
Li Xu's mouth was dry, but he was stunned......
Qiao Shanshan panted tiredly, and suddenly found that Li Xu was staring at her, and immediately shouted: "Li Xu, what are you looking at, you rascal!"
"Look at you!" Li Xu said shamelessly.
"Get out!" Qiao Shanshan scolded with a slightly red face, and then went upstairs directly.
Li Xu looked at Qiao Shanshan's posture, and subconsciously swallowed his saliva, and then turned around and went to the kitchen to cook.
Li Xu was washing the dishes, and suddenly a voice came from behind him, which directly startled him.
"Oh, okay, I've bought so many vegetables, it seems that it's time for me to come today!"
Li Xu hurriedly turned his head to look, who could it be if it wasn't Qiao Linlin!
Qiao Linlin was wearing a burgundy long dress, which was very sexy, and Li Xu was hot in her heart.
"Ahh
"Oh, what are you talking about, what's the matter, I can't come!" Qiao Linlin smiled charmingly: "Brother-in-law, you don't welcome me before you get married, so if you get married, I can't even come!"
"It's not...... No......" Li Xu hurriedly said: "I didn't diswelcome you, I'm just surprised, don't get me wrong!"
"Brother-in-law, why are you still stammering!" Qiao Linlin stepped forward, licked her lips and looked at Li Xu, and said angrily: "We don't have any unsavory secrets, don't be nervous!"
"Is it ......?"
Qiao Linlin looked at Li Xu with a wicked smile and said, "Could it be ...... Brother-in-law, you ...... Got a crush on me?"
"Hu ...... Say ......" Li Xu said weakly: "Don't dare to say this, I have never thought about it!"
"Brother-in-law, do you hate me?" Qiao Linlin looked at Li Xu aggrievedly, her pretty face suddenly darkened, and it seemed that she might cry at any time.
"No, I don't hate you!" Li Xu hurriedly said.
"Brother-in-law, do you like me?" Jolene's face became faster than flipping through a book. In an instant, it turned cloudy and sunny, and he looked at Li Xu expectantly and said.
"I like it, but ......" Li Xu was about to say that he liked his sister like him, but he was directly stopped by Qiao Linlin.
Qiao Linlin looked at Li Xu and said loudly: "Brother-in-law, I like you too." ”
Li Xu was about to say something, but Qiao Linlin said again: "Brother-in-law, I'm still going to go on a blind date today, but now I'm not going to go." ”
"Don't, how can you not go, you have to go, maybe you will meet your favorite, you can't miss it!" Li Xu really wanted to send away Qiao Linlin's time bomb, otherwise it might explode at any time if he kept it.
"No, I won't. Jolene shook her head.
"Ahh
"I thought that there would definitely not be such a good man as my brother-in-law, and it would be in vain to go. Qiao Linlin said seriously.
"That's just as well. Li Xu said with a smile.
"Brother-in-law, I'll discuss something for you!" Qiao Linlin looked at Li Xu and said with a smile.
"What's the matter?" asked Li Xu.
"Otherwise, I'll live with you!" said Jolinlin.
"What?" Li Xu was stunned.
"I'll live with you and my sister. Qiao Linlin said helplessly: "Anyway, I can't find a man as good as you outside, brother-in-law, and I'm not a person who can do anything." So I'll give you a little advice. ”
"Ah!" Li Xu's eyes widened, and he hurriedly said, "Linlin, don't dare to say this!"
Although he said so, Li Xu was beautiful in his heart, if he really could. He really wanted to!
"I'm serious!" said Jolinlyn with a serious face.
"Don't mess around, your sister knows and has to be angry again!" Li Xu said pretending to be angry.
"Brother-in-law!" Qiao Linlin walked up to Li Xu and whispered, "Don't you really want to?"
After a pause, she pursed her lips and said, "Think about it, I'll ...... with my sister."
"That feeling. Isn't it, think about it, isn't it, how exciting, how enjoyable, how much that, how much you think, isn't it!"
Li Xu swallowed his saliva, and a sense of picture appeared directly in his mind. That feels like it...... Energetic!
"What's going on, brother-in-law, isn't it very emotional!" said Jolinlin with a grin.
Li Xu hurriedly suppressed the evil fire in his heart, he knew that Qiao Linlin must be testing him again. Hurriedly coughed and said, "Linlin, stop talking nonsense, I am loyal to your sister!"
"Hmm, yes, I don't believe it!" Qiao Linlin leaned her face over, pressed tightly to Li Xu and said, "I've seen more men than I've eaten, what do you think in your heart." I know all about it!"
"Ahem, cough, ahem!" Li Xu coughed violently, saying that it was not a false heart.
"What's up, brother-in-law, you're exposed!"
Jolene Lynn giggled, "Brother-in-law." I thought you were a perfect man, but now it doesn't seem like you're too daring!"
Slightly stunned, Qiao Linlin squinted her eyes and said, "Brother-in-law, have you ever been in the kitchen with my sister?"
Li Xu swallowed again. It's really upside down, Qiao Linlin, this little girl is too open!
But the man can't say no, Li Xu said stiffly: "Of course, do you still say this!"
"Cut, brother-in-law. When you speak, your eyes dodge, you look like you're lying!" Qiao Linlin looked at Li Xu meaningfully and said, "No, brother-in-law, you won't have nothing to do with my sister at all!"
"How is it possible!" Li Xu hurriedly said: "It's not that I'm bragging, your sister and I are not only in the kitchen, but also in the bathroom, in the living room, and in the car!"
"Wow, brother-in-law. It's really fake!" Qiao Linlin said with a look of adoration.
"Of course it's true, I've never told a lie!" Li Xu said proudly.
"Is my sister really so open? I can't see it!" Qiao Linlin said with a puzzled face: "My sister is usually like an iceberg, how do I feel that you are lying, I don't believe that my sister can accompany you so crazy!"
"You don't know about this!" Li Xu became more and more energetic, and said in a sneering voice: "Your sister is a person who is cold on the outside and hot on the inside. Don't look at her usual appearance, in fact, your sister is quite gentle, of course, it depends on the person. When no one is around, he is a little woman in front of him, not to mention how coquettish he is!"
"Ahh
"Your sister, your sister likes to call herself a baby the most. Of course, you won't be able to hear that, because your sister only said that in front of me!"
Li Xu got carried away and said: "Do you know? Every morning when I wake up, the first thing your sister does when she wakes up is to look at me and say, husband, the baby is hungry and wants to eat!"
"Ah, really, is my sister so cute?" Qiao Linlin smiled exaggeratedly: "My sister will say that the baby is hungry and wants to eat!
"Jolinlin, when did you come!"
Qiao Shanshan's voice sounded, "Also, what did you say that the baby is hungry and wants to eat!"
"Sister, I'm here, hehehehe, I miss my brother-in-law. Hey, no, I miss you, that's why you're here!" Qiao Linlin turned her head to look at Qiao Shanshan and said with a smile.
"That's right. Sister, I want to ask you something. Qiao Linlin glanced at Li Xu, then turned her head to look at Qiao Shanshan and asked.
"What's the matter?" asked Qiao Shanshan.
"I just heard from my brother-in-law that you and your brother-in-law are in the kitchen, bathroom, living room and car......" Before Qiao Linlin finished speaking, Li Xu's face turned green, and he hurriedly stopped Qiao Linlin from continuing, and said with a smile: "Linlin, aren't you having diarrhea? Go to the bathroom!"
After speaking, Li Xu squeezed his eyebrows at Qiao Linlin, the meaning was obvious, that is, don't let Qiao Linlin talk nonsense.
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