Chapter 59: The so-called exorcism
"Don't, five dollars has its own five-dollar exorcism. For five dollars on my side, I can get a set of rune paper to exorcise evil spirits. The Taoist priest rolled over his sleeves and put the money away.
"Then hurry up and get rid of all the evil in this house!"
The Taoist priest swayed left and right, and Shen's third daughter-in-law followed behind and walked around the house without finding anything wrong. "Hurry up, while no one at home finds out the secret demon hidden by that girl. β
"Don't worry, don't worry, this demon is hidden very deeply, and it will take time. The Taoist priest pulled out the peach wood house and spoke politely to Shen's third daughter-in-law.
"I'm not used to having people around when I cast spells. β
"What a bad habit, I'll go out and take the wind. Shen's third daughter-in-law closed the door and squatted at the gate of the courtyard to watch.
Shen Xiu, now look at you, this little demon still doesn't show his original form!
Shen's third daughter-in-law was frustrated one after another, and thought carefully about everything that had happened recently, this thought was amazing, and it really made her discover something amazing.
Since Shen Xiu didn't starve to death and woke up, the previous angry bag is getting better and better, and she was disgusted by her husband, and her son was sent to a juvenile detention center, although Shen Xiu didn't see any change in her temperament, she always felt that something was wrong.
When she was breaking corn two days ago, she heard the little daughter-in-law of the production team next door say that there was a Taoist priest with advanced Taoism, and she had a plan in her heart.
Hearing the Taoist priests and ghosts among those women, the mystery in Shen's third daughter-in-law's heart was completely solved. She asked the gossipy little daughter-in-law, the Taoist priest, where she lived, and had a rough plan in mind at that time.
Shen's third daughter-in-law has been waiting for the past few days, and her hard work has paid off, and finally let her wait until there is no one at home.
She deliberately left work early from the production team today, and ran a long way to find the Taoist priest, and dragged him to her home.
Old Lady Shen was in awe of ghosts and gods, but she was also afraid of these in her heart, and she generally avoided them.
Shen's third daughter-in-law found a Taoist priest at home without concealment, and it would be good if she could really exorcise evil spirits.
In case there is no evil to drive away, coupled with her behavior in the previous issue, not to mention whether the old lady will let her go, Third Uncle Shen will be disgusted with her, so this will make her really dedicated.
The Taoist priest has a long beard, crane hair and a childish face, wears an eight-strand robe, and holds a peachwood sword in his hand.
He clenched his sword and walked around the room with a compass in his hand, and in a moment there was yellow rune paper pasted everywhere.
Shen Xiu sat in the space, holding Bai Miao in her arms, and slowly brushed her hair.
"Meow, dare to call yourself a Taoist priest with such a little aura?" Bai Miao covered her mouth with her paws and yawned, obviously out of interest.
"After the second cousin entered, the third aunt was a little abnormal. I didn't think anything was wrong with her before, but now it seems that she is really sick. β
As soon as Shen Xiu waved his hand, the picture outside the broadcast in the space disappeared. "Miaomiao, have you been bored lately, how do you think he is your toy?"
Bai Miao opened a pair of blue cat eyes and nodded.
"As long as you don't play dead, whatever you want. The excitement in Bai Miaomao's eyes made Shen Xiu very satisfied, and she left a sentence for her to continue to catch up on sleep.
The Taoist priest finished pasting the talisman paper in his hand and wiped the sweat from his head. "Rest for a while, wait a while and then go out. These ignorant women have the best money to cheat, where are so many demons. β
He sat down on his ass when a room full of runes began to shake, and then flew around him.
"Mom, what's going on?" Although the Taoist priest was not panicked, he rubbed his eyes, seeing that they had not fallen yet, he pinched the trick with both hands, and ran the aura against the rune paper.
The rune paper continued to flutter, unaffected.
After the aura had no effect, the Taoist priest would be so frightened that he would sit on the ground, and his face would be bloodless with fright.
The Taoist priest's surname is Huang, and his nickname is Goudan, his parents died when he was young, and he began to wander and eat hundreds of meals at the age of five. It was also luck that when he was twelve years old, he gave half of the steamed buns to an old beggar and received a book from the old beggar in return.
The cover of that book was so beautiful that he never wanted to throw it away. He was illiterate, and meditating and posing for the pictures in the book opened his cultivation path, and he accumulated some aura over the years.
His path is not right, he relies on his own comprehension, and he doesn't have much aura, but it's enough for him to pretend to be a ghost and eat a full stomach.
He hadn't seen a ghost at all for so many years, and at most he had encountered evil qi, and he had suppressed it with the rune paper that was smeared with his aura. In this way, his reputation as a master of exorcism began.
Shen's third daughter-in-law came to him and said that there was an evil thing in his house and asked him to help, so he naturally had no reason to refuse, so he came with the guy.
When he entered the house, not to mention ghosts, he didn't even see the evil spirit, but he felt that the aura here was strong, and it was really a treasure.
But for the sake of livelihood, the face project still has to be done.
He was busy for a long time to finish pasting the rune paper, and who knew that it flew up in a blink of an eye.
"Meow, you half-baked monk is so timid. A white shadow flashed, and Bai Miao was already lying on the table licking her paws.
When the Taoist priest saw Bai Miao's words, people trembled.
"Fighting, disturbing the cat Daxian Qingxiu, it's the fault of the little kid. He said as he moved his butt to the ground, backing up.
He retreated in a hurry, and suddenly hit the stool, tears rolling in his eyes in pain. In a hurry, half of his long beard fell off.
"Meow meowβ" Bai Miao looked at the fake beard and screamed happily.
"Cat fairy, the kid is 18 years old this year, he has an eighty-year-old mother and a beautiful wife, if there is any offense, please forgive me. β
"Hmph, my third aunt is really blind and found a fake Taoist priest. Shen Xiu has been watching the play in the cute pet space, speaking through Bai Miao's mouth.
A Taoist priest is not worth showing her face.
"That ignorant woman is your third aunt?" the Taoist priest looked surprised and full of doubts.
How could this man have a cat niece?
But there are monsters, so there's nothing impossible.
After convincing himself, the Taoist priest sat up. "I'm not scolding your third aunt for being ignorant, I, I...... The kid left immediately, and the money was returned to the third and third aunts. β
"Who let you go?" Before the Taoist priest could open the door, Shen Xiu spoke again through Bai Miao's body.
"Monster Daxian, don't eat me! I'm wrong, I'm just eating with a mouthful, I didn't kill anyone and didn't set fire, I really didn't do anything bad." The Taoist priest cried with a sad face, begging for mercy in various ways, and sent Bai Miao to kneel.
"Your meat is not delicious, I ......" Before Bai Miao finished speaking, the control of her body was once again in the hands of Shen Xiu. "I haven't eaten the meat of the Taoist priest yet, so I don't know how it tastes. β
The Taoist priest fell directly to the ground and cried bitterly. "You know that you can't be greedy, it's okay to sleep in the broken temple, don't you have to follow to exorcise evil spirits...... I'm still young, I don't want to die. β
Hmph, you know you're scared!
The Taoist priest on the ground made Shen Xiu angry and funny, what about the temperament of the Taoist priest who just came to the meeting?