Chapter 50: Do you want a monthly plan?
"Yo, father-in-law, where did you start with this? My son-in-law has been keeping to himself recently, why has he become a loser in your eyes?" Fang Yuan asked very aggrievedly as he gnawed on the chicken legs.
Luck from Luo Qingsong +31+32+33......
"You, don't pretend to be pitiful to me! Aren't you a loser enough now? Tell me what these are!" Luo Qingsong pointed to a table of big fish and flesh, trembling all over.
Fang Yuan blinked his eyes and said seriously: "Sixi meatballs, vinegared fish fillets, braised pork ribs, braised bamboo shoots, roasted chicken with lotus incense, Bawang buckle bowl......"
Qi luck from Luo Qingsong +44+45+46......
The green tendons on Luo Qingsong's forehead bulged, he slowly closed his eyes, and he didn't spit it out for a long time, and the whole person was about to explode!
In the end, Luo Qingsong finally couldn't help but scold: "Don't report the name of the dish again! I'll ask you how much this table of food is!"
"Oh, you're asking for the money for the dishes!A table of banquets is one hundred and eighty-eight taels of silver, but the son-in-law is a long-term monthly subscription, so now it only costs one hundred and sixty-eight taels of silver! and a pot of good daughter red!" Fang Yuan shook his head and said.
"Bastard! You kid actually has a long-term monthly subscription!Why don't you just subscribe to the year!" Luo Qingsong's anger skyrocketed again!
"Well, my son-in-law also wants to pay for the New Year, but I'm worried that I'll get tired of eating for too long, so I'll order a three-month trial first, if you like it, my son-in-law will also order a monthly package for you, right?
Qi luck from Luo Qingsong +76+77+78......
"You! You! You immediately go and cancel the monthly package for Lao Tzu!, otherwise the family law will serve!" Luo Qingsong was really worried about Fang Yuan losing his family at the moment!
"Hmm, father-in-law, why are you suddenly angry? Do you want a year's subscription? It's okay! The son-in-law has no problem ordering you a lifelong package!" Fang Yuan said very seriously.
Qi luck from Luo Qingsong +89+90+91......
"Get out! Get out of here immediately! Our Luo family can't afford to raise you as a loser! How far can you give me, how far can you get out!"
Luo Qing was so relieved that he almost fainted, and Zhou Dahai on the side hurriedly stepped forward to help.
"Father-in-law, do you have any misunderstanding about your son-in-law? Where is the son-in-law ruined? If you really want to kick me out of the house, just ask my wife to write a letter of resignation, you really can't be so angry! You are not young, and you have a body of injuries, if you are really angry, it will be even more worthless!" Fang Yuan said bitterly.
Qi luck from Luo Qingsong +106+107+108......
"Little rabbit, you actually taught me a lesson! Lao Tzu has eaten more salt than you have ever eaten!" Luo Qing's neck stretched out a lot, and he almost screamed!
"Oh, you can't eat too much salt! Eating too much is not good for your kidneys! You better drink more rice soup, diuretic!" Fang Yuan said seriously, because this was originally the truth!
Qi luck from Luo Qingsong +199+199+199......
"I! I don't want to see you again! You disappear for me! Disappear for me now!" Luo Qingsong clutched his chest, he was really angry at the moment, and his speech became weak.
"Father-in-law, why is your complexion so ugly? your complexion is pale, your qi and blood are lost, and your forehead is not enough oxygen supply for night sweats! If you continue like this, you are really prone to big problems! Hurry up and lie down and rest for a while!" Fang Yuan saw that Luo Qingsong was sick, so he quickly and kindly admonished the other party to lie down and rest on the spot!
"Don't curse Lao Tzu here! Lao Tzu is a great master! Good health, good ......"
Before Luo Qingsong finished speaking, he was stuck in his throat and couldn't breathe! The corners of his mouth kept twitching, and his eyes rolled up vigorously! Obviously, he was about to die!
"Master, what's wrong with you, master! Come on, someone! The master is going to be angry to death! Find a doctor!" Zhou Dahai was at a loss for an instant, and he didn't dare to move when he helped Luo Qingsong, but the other party's appearance became more and more terrifying!
"Steward Zhou, my father-in-law is in a hurry, please hurry up and let him lie down and rest. Fang Yuan shook his head helplessly, this person is too stubborn when he is old, he doesn't listen to persuasion at all, if he had listened to persuasion just now, he wouldn't have gotten sick at this time!
"What! Lie on the ground? How can this work! Let's send it back to the room to rest first!" Zhou Dahai said nervously.
"If you want your father-in-law to die quickly, send him straight back to his room. "Fang Yuan was very helpless, no one in this Taiwei Mansion didn't take him seriously at all, otherwise how could this kind of thing happen?
At this time, Zhou Dahai had already run out of ideas, so he could only obey Fang Yuan's command and lay Luo Qingsong flat on the ground in the courtyard.
At this time, Fang Yuan squatted beside Luo Qingsong, pulled up the other party's two hands, and then used his thumb to massage the meridians at the tiger's mouth of the other party's two hands, which could greatly relieve the pressure on Luo Qingsong's inner veins.
At this time, the entire Taiwei Mansion had become a mess, the courtyard was running around like a headless fly, and Luo Yihan, who had just fallen asleep in the east courtyard, was also woken up, when she heard that her father was about to be angry to death by Fang Yuan, the whole person was instantly furious!
"Alas, don't gather here! Keep good air circulation, this is not a monkey, gather here to see what kind of excitement!" Fang Yuan saw more and more families gathering here, and immediately let everyone disperse.
However, at this moment, an angry roar came from the crowd: "Fang Yuan!
As soon as the words fell, a white shadow flew over everyone's heads, and Fang Yuan looked up and saw that it was Luo Yihan rushing over with a long sword!
"Oh, I'll go!, what are you going to do with this stupid woman!" Fang Yuan quickly pulled out and dodged to the side.
"I'm going to kill you!" royhan roared angrily.
"If you kill me, who will save your father-in-law?" Fang Yuan asked directly.
"I've already asked people to go to the doctor, I don't need you to worry about it!If it weren't for your waste!How could my father be so angry!" Luo Yihan couldn't help but say and continued to slash towards Fang Yuan!
"If you don't want to send your father-in-law to the end of your life in advance, don't delay me in saving people!" Fang Yuan said as he hid.
When he heard this, Luo Yihan hesitated slightly, and finally slammed the long sword nail in his hand on the pillar of the corridor in front of the door, and then said coldly: "If my father has three long and two short, I will let you pay for your life!"
"Hey, it's really hard to be a man!" Fang Yuan shook his head with a wry smile, and had to squat on the ground to continue to massage Luo Qingsong's meridian acupoints.
After a while, Luo Qingsong slowly opened his eyes, although he still looked weak, he was out of danger.
"Master, you're finally awake!" Zhou Dahai shouted excitedly.
"The sea, what's wrong with me?" Luo Qingsong didn't realize that he had almost entered the ghost gate just now!
"Dad, you're finally awake!, my daughter is scared to death!" Luo Yihan burst into tears and threw herself in front of Luo Qingsong.