Chapter 320: Please Eat Chicken
Hongyi said lightly: "It's average, but it's still a little better than others." ”
Ye Tianci looked at the red clothes and asked, "Then compared to you, which of the two of you do you think is smart?"
The red clothes glanced at Ye Tianci and said, "Of course I'm smart, do you still want to talk about this? Do your eyes grow to your buttocks? Such an obvious thing, you still have to ask me, should I be beaten?"
Ye Tianci laughed and said, "Then why didn't you think of such a good idea just now? I originally thought that you must have come up with it first." I didn't expect that you are still not as fast as my military advisor. ”
Hongyi said disdainfully: "I have thought of it a long time ago, but I am too lazy to say it." ”
Ye Tianci looked at the red clothes with a suspicious expression, and said with a smile: "Do you know why it's dark?"
Hongyi was stunned for a moment, he didn't expect Ye Tianci to suddenly ask such a question, shook his head, and said, "I don't know." ”
Ye Tianci continued: "That's because there is a cow flying in the sky, do you know why there is a cow flying in the sky?"
Hongyi was stunned again, thinking about why this Ye Tianci suddenly asked such an inexplicable question, she shook her head again and said, "I don't know." ”
Ye Tianci laughed and said, "That's because you are blowing on the ground." ”
What a smart person Hongyi was, he immediately understood that Ye Tianci was saying that she was bragging.
Hongyi glanced at Ye Tianci and said, "You really can't chat, I'm bragging, but you spoil me, what's wrong? You're a boy, shouldn't you spoil girls? How are you going to find a wife in the future? Even if you find a wife, your wife will run away with someone else." ”
After a pause, he continued: "I'll be honest with you, all girls like to listen to nice things now, especially those boys who often praise them, even if they know that those boys are not serious, they are very happy. Let me give you a suggestion, no matter which girl you meet in the future, you must praise her, and you must always praise, keep praising and never stop. If there is a girl who is willing to follow you, you have to continue to praise, keep boasting, and praise her for the rest of her life, you know?"
"Ah, for a lifetime?" Ye Tianci said with some incredulity.
"Of course, girls are to be pampered and praised. As long as you praise her and spoil her, one day she will be your person. But once you stop praising her and spoil her, then she will leave you very quickly. Listen to my advice. You see, I still want to sleep with you, but if you keep saying that about me, don't say sleep with you, I don't even want to look at you. Redcoat said.
"A girl's heart is fragile, and she needs to be cared for every moment of every day. In this way, the boy who can spoil and praise will not lack a girlfriend. Even if you look ugly, or you're just a poor dick, you will praise girls, you will spoil girls, and she will become your woman. It's just that it may take longer, you, what should I say about you?"
Ye Tianci was very excited when he heard this, thinking to himself, as long as I can prevent you from teasing me, I am very willing to praise you every day, but I am afraid that you will not even be willing to work for me in the end, which will not be good.
Out of this thought, Ye Tianci still said very obediently: "I know, the lesson of the young lady in red is that I will change it in the future." ”
Hongyi said: "What will be changed later, it will be changed now, everything will be put later, then it will be difficult to change in the future, you can change it now." ”
Ye Tianci nodded hurriedly and said, "Okay, okay, I'll change it now, okay?"
Hongyi smiled and said, "Okay, then you can praise me quickly, I see if you have changed?"
Ye Tianci was stunned, he just said perfunctorily, he didn't expect Hongyi to let him praise her now, he couldn't help frowning.
Hongyi glanced at Ye Tianci and said, "Look, you are still a big man, and you don't even talk much." Anyway, you are also the boss of the Little Knife Society, at least you should know what it means to be a man of his word, right? Hurry up, a man must be counted when he speaks, if he doesn't talk about it, then what kind of man is it?"
Ye Tianci was robbed of white by the red clothes, and he didn't know how to answer, so he was stunned for a while.
Hongyi looked at Ye Tianci's reaction, sighed slightly and said, "Since you won't boast, then kiss me." If you kiss me, I'll be very happy. ”
"Huh?" Ye Tianci was stunned again, he really felt that he couldn't say anything about the red clothes, and he lost a mess.
"Ahh Hongyi was a little angry as she spoke.
Ye Tianci looked blinded, when had he been embarrassed like this, it was simply too tormenting him.
However, seeing that Hongyi was angry, he was still very afraid that Hongyi would be angry, so he thought for a while before slowly saying, "Okay, I'll kiss you." ”
Hongyi suddenly raised his mouth and said, "Look at your reluctance." Well, I'll give you two choices, either you kiss me now, or treat me to dinner tonight*. ”
As soon as Ye Tianci heard that he had a choice, he immediately became interested, as long as he didn't have a skin-to-skin relationship with Hongyi, he was really willing to do the rest. So as soon as he heard Hongyi say the choice, he didn't think about it, and said, "I'll treat you to eat*." ”
Hongyi's face suddenly turned red, and she looked even more charming.
At this time, there was a proprietress beside them, and the proprietress suddenly giggled and said to Ye Tianci: "Boss, you have to talk about it, I'm afraid you will talk again this time." ”
Ye Tianci was stunned for a moment, didn't understand what was going on for a while, and said: "Who said that, I will talk this time, I will invite Hongyi to eat chicken X." Red, okay?"
Hongyi suddenly lowered his head, and said in a small voice: "Okay, I'll listen to what you say." ”
The proprietress looked at Ye Tianci who was still serious, covered her mouth and laughed again, and said, "Boss, I really didn't expect that you were a very sullen person." ”
Ye Tianci was stunned for a moment and said, "What are you talking about, I'm not sullen at all, okay? What are you laughing at? Is it so funny?"
Ye Tianci was also very puzzled when he saw that Hongyi suddenly became shy, and he thought, is he so shy about eating chicken, hasn't Hongyi eaten chicken?
The proprietress looked at Ye Tianci seriously, and then asked very seriously: "Boss, don't you really know what Hongyi is talking about?"