Chapter 547: Lotus Nectar's Joke
Li Qingyun found that it was unusually shaky, but the people at the table were still eating, drinking, laughing, and didn't seem to find anything wrong. He looked at the entrance of the hotel, only more than ten meters away from this table, it was really a devastating earthquake, and he felt that he could rush out with his wife in a few seconds.
Yang Yunu was careful, and when she saw her husband standing up, looking left and right, she hurriedly asked in a low voice: "What's wrong?" The banquet has only started for a while, don't you want to go back? The food in this restaurant is actually pretty good. ”
"No, I'm looking for a toilet. Li Qingyun saw that his wife, a little master of the second realm of martial arts, didn't notice the shaking of the ground, and he began to wonder if it was his own delusion. Due to the weak vibrations, even the chandelier on the ceiling began to return to a static state.
When I went to the toilet, I saw a few rats and hurriedly fled from the direction of the hotel kitchen to the outside of the wall. A flock of sparrows flew through the sky, chirping, as if panicking. Dogs on the street don't bark much, or because the street is so noisy, they are used to hearing noises and are not very sensitive.
Li Qingyun shook his head, he didn't think too much for the time being, the cannon of toasting sounded, the newcomer was ready to toast, and he had to go back to his table.
Generally, in the middle of the banquet, Mao Dan and Xiao Min, as today's newlyweds, began to toast everyone, which is the rule of the wedding banquet, indicating the newlyweds' respect for the guests.
Xiao Min is pregnant and can't drink alcohol, so she uses drinks instead. Mao Dan was happy, holding the liquor in his hand, toasting one by one, although this bottle of liquor was mixed with a lot of water, but after drinking too much, he was just as drunk. The matchmaker's six aunts are respected, the fourth grandfather of the main marriage is respected, the uncle of the family is respected, and the friends who grew up together are respected...... There are also Li Qingyun and Yang Yunu, two great benefactors, who are more respected.
After this round of wine toasting, the high tide of the wedding banquet will be over. A few more meatballs and fruit platters were served until the diners were able to eat enough. After drinking dizzy, everyone gradually dispersed.
Maodan and Xiaomin went back in Li Qingyun's car, and the fourth grandfather, the sixth aunt and a few elderly people with inconvenient legs and feet were all sent back in a car. Ordinary villagers have their own way to go back, anyway, it's not far from home. You can walk back or ride an electric car.
"Brother Fuwa, I can marry Xiaomin today, I have to thank you, you are the great benefactor of the two of us......" Mao Dan was drunk, but he spoke quite clearly. It's just a suspicion that he may have played tricks in the cave room tonight.
Xiao Min's cheeks were slightly red, and she nodded and said, "Maodan's right is right, if it weren't for the strong support of Sister Yunu and Brother Fuwa, today's wedding between the two of us would not be so smooth." It won't be so lively. ”
Li Qingyun drove the car and said: "Maodan is no one else, he is my brother who has played since he was a child, what is there to thank for doing something for his brother." As a family, there is no need to talk about two families. ”
When Mao Dan and Xiao Min heard it, their hearts warmed, and their gratitude had already been remembered in their hearts, and it would be too fake to say any more superficial kind words.
"Cat eggs. If you get married, you have to treat Xiaomin well, she is a good girl. I didn't mention any conditions, and I was pregnant with your child in a daze. For you, she is not a little gossiped. If you have a little conscience, you should know how to treat her. After Yang Yunu finished instructing the cat, he turned around and said to Xiao Min, "Xiao Min." In the future, if the cat dares to bully you, you will tell your sister-in-law, and your sister-in-law will help you clean him up. ”
"Sister-in-law, how dare I. From today onwards, Xiaomin is my Maodan's daughter-in-law, and it's too late for me to be nice to her! You, you, you deduct my salary. "Cat Dan said a terrible punishment that he cared more about.
Xiao Min heard Maodan's promise, covered her mouth and smiled: "If you deduct your salary, even if you are bullied by him, I don't dare to say it to my sister-in-law." It's still affordable for everyone to beat him. ”
Everyone laughed when they heard it, it seems that Xiao Min is also a cheerful person, it seems that he will enter Lijiazhai in the future, and he will be teased occasionally, and there is no big problem.
After a joking, Li Qingyun first sent Yang Yunu and her sister-in-law to the gate of the farm, and then sent MaoDan and Xiaomin to the festive wedding room. After helping the cat egg into the house, Li Qingyun said a few words and went back.
When I entered the farm, I saw my wife Yang Yunu and sister-in-law Yang Yudie sitting at the gate eating watermelon, sitting on a wooden rattan rocking chair with a very comfortable and leisurely expression.
The breeze blows, bringing people a trace of coolness, the wind is mixed with the fragrance of plants and trees, bathing in it, the whole person feels that the pores are relaxed a lot, except for the cries of the lazy cicadas on the branches, it is also quiet and peaceful.
In front of the gate of the farm is a pond, after the freshwater fish in it were emptied by Yu Jun, Li Qingyun originally wanted to breed turtles in it, but in the end, somehow, he poured a few eels into it today, a bucket of Goya fish into it tomorrow, and occasionally a few red carp...... In the end, he found that except for the black fish, which was not specifically thrown in, even the baby fish seemed to have thrown two into it.
The corners and edges of the pond are planted with lotus flowers, and half of the fragrance of plants and trees in the air at this time comes from the fragrance of lotus flowers. The aquatic plants that are a little exuberant are clustered with green lotus leaves, which are very beautiful, and the red flowers in full bloom are swaying in the wind, like a young girl dancing.
Li Qingyun went back to the house and washed his face, and also pulled a wooden rattan chair and put it beside Yang Yunu. Then a small tea machine was moved, and two or three slices of cut watermelon were brought to the top.
"Wife, come, let's eat some watermelon again. Li Qingyun took the cut watermelon and sent it to Yang Yunu.
"If you don't eat it, if you eat it again, your belly will be fried. Yang Yunu patted his big belly, and suddenly pointed to the lush lotus leaves in the pond in front of him and said, "Look at how beautiful those lotus flowers are, there are so many little bees on them, but I'm curious, why haven't I eaten lotus nectar when they grow so big?"
"Haha, lotus flowers don't have nectar, it's strange that you can eat them. Li Qingyun was eating watermelon while laughing at his wife's lack of knowledge.
"No wonder. But since there is no nectar, why are these bees still busy in the lotus?" Yang Yunu asked curiously.
"Eat pollen or collect pollen. Li Qingyun replied.
Yang Yunu was a little embarrassed, and suddenly said, "So that's the case...... When I was a child, I always thought that when I grew up, I would plant a pond of lotus flowers, which would be beautiful and I could eat lotus roots. You can also raise bees and eat lotus nectar that you have never eaten before...... It seems that the wish to eat lotus nectar cannot be fulfilled. However, lotus root has always been my favorite dish, boiled, cold, and fried...... No matter how you eat it, you can't get tired of it. ”
"So your wish is so ambitious. Except for changing the genes of the lotus flower, either I will become the creator, or I really can't get you lotus nectar. In addition to this lofty wish, it is not difficult for you to eat lotus root. As long as you want to eat, I will make you lotus root to eat every day, and you can eat as much as you want. Li Qingyun quipped.
Yang Yudie, who was silent on the side, was not happy, pouted, and said, "Sister." Brother-in-law, the two of you are there again to show affection, talk about ideals and aspirations, have you considered the feelings of my single dog?"
Yang Yudie's words made Yang Yunu's face blush slightly, and Li Qingyun couldn't cry or laugh.
"What is this called showing affection, do you still use the affection between me and your sister to show off? ”
Yang Yudie pursed her lips, turned her head and glanced at the courtyard of the No. 1 Bamboo Building, the expression was so exciting, and a thousand words were in that glance. Then the wind said lightly: "Okay, you are very affectionate. But. When you show affection in the future, you can also take care of my feelings. Now as compensation, you go and cut me a watermelon, and ask for a large piece. ”
Li Qingyun pretended not to see the disdainful gaze of her sister-in-law, and said lazily: "You are not pregnant, and you are not injured. Isn't it a matter of minutes to cut a watermelon?
"Sister, look, look at my brother-in-law, he bullied me again!" Seeing that Li Qingyun refused to give in, Yang Yudie moved out of her sister Yang Yu's minion, knowing that she was Li Qingyun's nemesis. Especially in these extraordinary times.
Sure enough, Yang Yunu was just about to speak, and Li Qingyun hurriedly said: "Don't, wife, I understand what you mean, I'll go and cut a watermelon for Yudie." ”
Yang Yunu didn't need to speak, Li Qingyun knew what she was going to say. Yang Yunu, who has been sisters since childhood, loves her sister very much. If she doesn't do it herself, it is estimated that his wife will have to hold a big belly to help her get watermelon.
"Hehe, it's still a good sister, you don't have to open your mouth, my brother-in-law obediently went to cut watermelon for me. Yang Yudie pulled her sister Yang Yunu and said, coquettishly.
"You...... You've been so willful, which man would dare to ask you in the future?"
"Don't worry, there are many men chasing me, but I don't like them. Yang Yudie proudly showed off.
At this time, Li Qingyun came with a plate of cut watermelon and said, "Eat, so much, it's enough for you to eat, right?"
Yang Yudie grimaced at Li Qingyun, picked up the watermelon on the plate and ate it.
The watermelon is taken out of the mysterious space, sweet and fragrant in the mouth, the melon flesh is sweet, and the water is also abundant, and the first bite is eager to take a few more bites. After a while, Yang Yudie wiped out the plate of watermelon in front of him, if it wasn't for eating a little bit, Yang Yudie, who was still unsatisfied, wanted to have a few more pieces to try.
"Wife, what are you staring at the pond all the time? Do you want to get a few lotus flowers? But if you want to eat lotus nectar, I can't do it. Seeing that Yang Yunu kept looking at the pond, Li Qingyun thought that she wanted the lotus flowers in the pond, so she joked by the way.
"you, you know there is no lotus nectar, and you keep making fun of me. I didn't want to say it, but you forced me...... In fact, I suddenly wanted to eat lotus root, obviously my stomach is so full, and I still want to eat it so much, it must be that the baby in my belly wants to eat it. Yang Yunu smiled like a flower, and a hint of cunning flashed in his eyes.
Since it is the baby in the belly who wants to eat, even if it is dragon liver and phoenix brain, Li Qingyun has to find a way to get it. Although he knew that it was his wife's little excuse, Li Qingyun was still "convinced"
"Wife, since you want to eat lotus root...... No, no, our baby wants to eat lotus root, so I'll go into the water and dig it for you. Li Qingyun said, about to take off his clothes and go into the water.
Yang Yudie suddenly said: "Brother-in-law, you are still a farmer, at this time, the lotus root has not grown well at all." Even if you can dig it, it's a very small lotus root bud, how can you eat it?"
Yang Yunu was noncommittal, not knowing if he was retaliating for his joke about lotus nectar, or if he heard Michelle's movement in the small courtyard of the No. 1 bamboo building, he stared at Li Qingyun with a smile to see what he did.
"Why isn't there any? As long as my wife wants to eat, I'll dig a few up if I don't have it!" Li Qingyun said unashamedly.
"Then you get a bucket of lotus nectar and come up......" Yang Yudie's words have always been sharp.
Li Qingyun suddenly couldn't continue to show off, and went back to change his swimming trunks in a gray manner. Anyway, the water in the pond is clear, and his skin is thick and thick, and the aquatic plants can't hurt his skin.
"Husband, you, how can you take it seriously. Yudie is right, the lotus root has not grown well this season, and it can't be dug up. Just kidding you, you take it seriously. That being said, Yang Yunu saw that her husband was busy working for her words, and the sweetness in her heart was better than everything.
Sister-in-law Yang Yudie didn't let go of Li Qingyun so easily, stood up and said with a smile: "Sister, you just let your brother-in-law go down and dig it, I don't believe that he can really dig up lotus roots! Someone is about to blow the cowhide! I see what he can dig out." ”
Li Qingyun smiled and said: "Jade Butterfly, you don't understand this, there is a saying that the power of love is great, maybe God will really let me dig up the lotus root!"
"Hmph! lotus root sprouts don't count. I don't believe it, if you can dig up a normal lotus root in the pond, I'll eat one raw in front of you!" Yang Yudie crossed her waist and shouted domineeringly.
"Jade Butterfly, don't make trouble, you can't dig lotus roots this season. Husband, forget it, go back and change your clothes, I don't want to eat lotus root, and the baby doesn't want to eat either. Yang Yunu felt sorry for Li Qingyun, afraid that he would suffer in the water, so he hurriedly spoke out to stop him.
Yang Yudie's face was raised, and she said with a smile: "It's okay, my brother-in-law said, the power of love is great! ”
"Okay, if I dig up the lotus root, don't forget what you said. Li Qingyun looked at Yang Yudie with a smile, and felt that his treacherous plan had succeeded.
The more confident Li Qingyun looked, the more Yang Yudie wanted to see him lose.
"Okay, my sister will testify to me! What if you can't do it?" Yang Yudie asked.
"You open the conditions. Li Qingyun said.
Yang Yudie thought for a while, and then said naughtily: "If you can't do it, how to be good to my sister in the future, you have to be good to me." ”
After speaking, Yang Yudie felt a little weird, and hurriedly remedied: "I mean, if there is anything delicious in the future, you give it to your sister, and you have to eat it for me." My brother-in-law is the most angry, the mulberry fruit of the day before yesterday didn't give me all the fun, and today's watermelon is also ...... I had to beg him to cut me into a few small pieces. ”
"Come on, you don't speak with your conscience at all, and every time you eat, you didn't stop eating until your belly was about to burst. Li Qingyun didn't think too much about it, and defended disdainfully.
"Then you just say yes or no?" Yang Yudie was too lazy to be reasonable, Miss Yi had such an arrogant attitude.
"Okay, that's what I've always done anyway...... Never less than you eat. Li Qingyun wanted to hit her sister-in-law a few more words, but when she saw that her sister-in-law was mad, she hurriedly stopped nagging.
In summer, the water temperature is just right, the surface is a little hot, and the middle is warm, so you don't feel cold. When he got into the water, he scattered a group of frogs and some toads, and when he walked into the lotus leaf group, Li Qingyun was still thinking, there seemed to be too many toads and frogs today, right? Why did they all focus on the river? Could it be that the noon vibration was not an illusion? (To be continued......