Fortunately, this group of people has long known that Zhou Beibei's jokes have always been very lethal, so when Zhou Beibei told jokes, Gu Xiaoqi and his group didn't eat anything, only XCZ didn't understand Zhou Beibei's power, and he also picked some fans from the dish to pad his stomach, and after listening to Zhou Beibei's jokes, XCZ sprayed at that time, and four or five fans came out of XCZ's nostrils.

XCZ didn't even understand how the joke told by this gentle and charming trumpet mm could be so fierce.

Feeling XCZ's somewhat frightened gaze, Zhou Beibei immediately pretended to be very ladylike, and Li Fei's group, who were very familiar with Zhou Beibei, sweated profusely. I thought that I should never trust girls easily in the future. Look at the current Zhou Beibei to know how good a girl is at camouflage animals, no wonder many men think that their girlfriends before marriage are like gentle kittens, but after marriage, the kittens seem to have suddenly grown up and become lions. In fact, it seems that this lion's camouflage is too good, and he has to guard against it in the future.

Zhou Beibei didn't sit down immediately after finishing speaking. I have to say that Zhou Beibei's appearance of leaning on the chair so casually is really a little amorous, and the graceful little waist makes all the men who see it feel a little hormonal. A group of people suddenly felt that they would find a lioness to be their girlfriend in the future, as long as there was half of Zhou Beibei's charm, they would be open to recognition.

Zhou Beibei glanced at Gu Xiaoqi and said, is it time for you. Gu Xiaoqi suddenly remembered Xiaoying again at this time, thinking that Xiaoying would never be like this, but Gu Xiaoqi found that this kind of noisy Zhou Beibei did not make him feel annoying, but felt a little cute.

Gu Xiaoqi was stunned for a while and then came back to his senses, patted XCZ on the shoulder and said, My joke is also about pork stewed vermicelli.

"Ah, what a coincidence. XCZ was quite excited when he heard it, so he said you should talk about it.

Looking at XCZ's innocent appearance, Gu Xiaoqi was a little embarrassed to start, but thinking that this product looks harmless to humans and animals now, and it will be a ruthless animal when he competes tomorrow. Gu Xiaoqi was ruthless and said that the joke was like this:

A long time ago, there was a shop where pork stewed vermicelli was particularly famous, and there was an endless stream of people who came to eat every day, and even many beggars came to admire it, but this boss was particularly picky, and even the guests were unwilling to give the leftover soup and water, so those beggars could only walk around the door of the store every day to see if they could meet the kind man who gave a bowl or something.

On this day, a beggar ran into the shop again, and the boss thought that he was coming to beg for food again, so he was about to take action to drive the beggar away, but the beggar had nothing to eat, so he just asked the boss if he could give me a toothpick. A toothpick was not much money, so the boss gave him a toothpick. After a while, another beggar came, and he asked the boss, "Boss, boss, can you give me a toothpick?" After a while, a third beggar came, and he asked the boss: Boss, boss, can you give me a straw?

The boss was a little strange when he heard it, so he asked, the first two beggars want toothpicks, why do you want a straw?

The beggar replied: Just now one of your guests vomited in the corner of the wall, and the first two beggars took toothpicks to eat the dried food, and I could only drink it with a straw.

"Holy. Although they were all prepared in their hearts, a group of people were about to vomit after listening to Gu Xiaoqi's joke.

Xiaomi looked at this group of people with sympathy, thinking that fortunately, Zhou Beibei and I had already listened to it once on the way to the Little Sunflower Cup with Gu Xiaoqi, otherwise it would not be much better than you.

"You, you still won't let me eat. Xcz was the most devastating of the group, and it was at this time that a voice rang out nearby.

"Sir, please slow down the pork stewed vermicelli you ordered. ”

A steaming pork stew of vermicelli was thrown in front of XCZ.

"I.... XCZ only glanced at it and felt a tumult in his stomach, and finally restrained the feeling of wanting to vomit.

"What? Isn't it good? Then I'll tell you one. It seems to be complaining that Gu Xiaoqi's joke is not funny, so Zhou Beibei said. "Why don't I tell you a story about two brothers who get motion sickness?"

"Sister Beibei, let me go. "XCZ was crying. "When I hear the word motion sickness, I know what the story is, and if I listen to it again, XCZ thinks he can vomit all the food he ate at noon. ”

"Ah, what's wrong with you. Zhou Beibei looked at xcz very strangely and said. "It's okay if you don't listen to jokes, it's good if I don't talk about it, you haven't eaten yet, hurry up and eat." ”

After speaking, Zhou Beibei dragged the steaming pot of pork stewed vermicelli over and pushed it to xcz, saying. "Come, you're welcome, eat hot. Eat more, it won't taste good when it's cold. ”

"I.... xcz looked at this large pot of pork stewed vermicelli, took the chopsticks in his hand and put them down, his face was blue and white for a while, and after a while, he finally couldn't help but cover his mouth and said. "I, I'll go to the last C first. ”

looked at xcz's crumbling back, and then looked at Zhou Beibei and Gu Xiaoqi, CT and Yao Xuekong and the group, all sweating profusely.

"Look at what I'm doing. Seeing that a group of people were all staring at him and Zhou Beibei, Gu Xiaoqi muttered in a low voice, and quickly said to the proprietress that this pot of pork stewed vermicelli was ordered by my friend, and he was a little urinating. You help him bring it out and warm it first, and when he comes back, you bring it out for him.

Li Fei and his group looked at Gu Xiaoqi, and they were all speechless. feels that Zhou Beibei and Gu Xiaoqi are really a pair of perfectly matched "adulterers and adulteresses". If these two people were placed in the old society, they would definitely be feared, and I am afraid that even Zhang Qing and Sun Erniang, who sold human flesh steamed buns in the Water Margin, could not compare to the two of them.

XCZ stayed in C alone for a quarter of an hour before coming out, Gu Xiaoqi's joke with a large pot of pork stewed vermicelli is too powerful, if you don't feel that the bitter gall will be spit out if you continue like this, xcz estimates that she can vomit in C for another half an hour.

Xcz thought to himself for so long when he came out of C, this group of people should have finished that thing, and I'll order something to eat later. After vomiting for so long, I emptied my stomach, and although I didn't dare to think about that pork stew vermicelli, I could think about anything else to eat, and XCZ felt that he had regained a little bit of appetite.

When XCZ returned to the hotel lobby, Gu Xiaoqi and the others all held a toothpick in their mouths, holding their stomachs with an expression that was as satisfied as they wanted. XCZ stared at the table for a moment, making sure there were no pork stewed vermicelli on the table before he breathed a sigh of relief.

XCZ thought to himself that it was rare for someone to have a treat, so he must order a few expensive dishes, like a big fish and meat, otherwise he would be sorry for the crime he had just suffered.

"You're all done. XCZ pulled another pair of chopsticks and sat down. After drinking a large cup of hot tea to warm up his stomach, XCZ was ready to find the proprietress to order two more dishes or something.

XCZ was reading the recipe when he saw the proprietress quickly come over with a basin. Xcz stared at the basin, both eyes reddening.

"You ......"

Without waiting for XCZ to finish, the proprietress put the steaming basin in front of her.

"Sir, your fan, help keep you hot. Hurry up and eat it, if you don't eat it, it will be steamed. ”

"Ahh......h