There is only one cat and a lot of mice? What do you mean? Does the master want to call someone else to drag racing with him? No...... I suddenly realized the meaning of what the master said - the master is a cat, and the traffic police are a mouse.

Although it is strange, it is true, the master is a kitten, and the traffic police are powerful mice. But no matter how powerful a mouse is, it can't beat a cat - not to mention that the master is a kitten with strong combat effectiveness.

Anyway, the master is not afraid that he will be fined after being caught, and his driver's license will be deducted - even the master who detains something will not worry, she just wants to find this bunch of traffic police to play with herself.

I silently pulled the master's seat belt and fastened it for her, and then sat back in my co-pilot and fastened my seat belt, and then I closed my eyes and waited for the moment when I opened my eyes, I could foresee three situations - one was that the master got rid of the traffic police and took me to a certain place, and then we continued to have fun. The second is that the master was not able to get rid of the pursuit of the traffic police, and when I opened my eyes, I could see dozens of menacing traffic policemen surrounding the car and staring at us. The third is ...... I couldn't see anything, but if I looked down, I might be able to see the scene of me and my master falling into the burning car - this is my ascension to heaven.

Anyway, I don't think it's very good in any situation, and even the first one I feel condemned in my heart - you must know that I, a good baby, have never run a red light in my life, and now I am being taken by the master to run a red light. Why haven't I run a red light in my life? Nonsense, I haven't even learned a driver's license, how can I run a red light if I can't drive?

"What are you doing with your eyes closed, are you afraid of death?" The master's voice came into my ears, and I didn't dare to open my eyes and nodded in response to the master.

"What are you afraid of? Do you think the master will harm you?"

I shook my head and said, "Master, I absolutely believe that you love me, but I ...... I don't believe in your driving skills!"

Before I finished saying this, I could feel that the master had accelerated again, and she said a little unpleasantly: "Then today the master will let you see the master's driving skills and open your eyes!"

I still closed my eyes and said, "No! I don't want to know if my own way of dying is to be hit by an oncoming car or hit a wall—it's always better to close my eyes and not see death coming." ”

"If you don't open your eyes again, I'll crash into the building on the side of the road. ”

"Open up!" I quickly opened my eyes, and by this time the master had given up on the retrograde path and returned to the normal path, and I was relieved at this time - at least then my chances of death would be a little smaller.

Looking back, the traffic police chasing behind me are no longer a person, two four-wheeled and five motorcycles, a total of seven cars are chasing after us, as if once we catch up with us, we will be dragged off the car and beaten - this scene reminds me of the game called GTA for a moment, but fortunately, the master's car skills are not the car skills of the GTA protagonist, otherwise it is estimated that there will be corpses all over the way.

Speaking of which, I used to think that the roller coaster was basically the most exciting game I've ever played in my life, and the last time I was held by Nagi Kobayashi on the road, maybe because Nagi Kobayashi had taken protective measures for me, so I didn't feel that exciting. At this time, sitting in the master's car, I had already secretly written more than ten suicide notes in my heart.

"Listen to the red sedan in front, you are already surrounded by us, hurry up and stop and surrender, we may consider leniency for you. If we continue to be obsessed, we will resort to the last resort. ”

The master wouldn't stop, so she continued to drive and said to me, "Tang, look at the bottom of your seat, there's a horn." ”

Horn? What the hell? Why is there a horn under the master's car? I bent down and groped under the seat, and sure enough, I found a horn from underneath.

The master pressed the button to open the skylight and said, "You stand up and repeat what I said through the loudspeaker." ”

I craned my neck and asked, "Do you really want to do this? Am I going to be shot in the head the moment I poke my head out?"

"Do you think this is in America?" said the master, pat me on the head, "Take a snapshot and do what I say." ”

So I had no choice but to unbuckle my seat belt and stand up, take the horn and say to the traffic police behind me in my harmless voice: "Ah, test, test...... Can the traffic police uncle in the back hear me?"

"Audible, audible. We can accept negotiations, but I still hope that you will stop the car quickly, and we can discuss anything after we stop. ”

I bowed my head to the master and asked, "Master, what am I going to say?"

"Just say...... We do not accept any negotiations, if you want the old lady to stop, you will catch up, and if you can't catch up, you will not be qualified to negotiate. ”

I had no choice but to listen to my master's words and shouted at the traffic police behind me: "My master said! We don't accept any negotiations! If you want us to stop, you will catch up, and if you can't catch up, you will not be qualified to negotiate! If you catch up, let you hehehe!"

"Little rabbit cub, who asked you to add the last sentence!" the master slapped me on the buttocks: "Let those wastes eat the exhaust of the old lady." ”

I was taken aback by the master, and without thinking about it, I shouted at the traffic police: "The master said, let you eat the old lady's ass!"

"Little rabbit, can you pass on the word well?" the master cried and laughed: "Don't always talk with a little erotic and emotional component, do you know that it damages your image? No matter how much you say it, your master and I are also a rich daughter, and I can be regarded as a public figure." ”

"I don't think you care about your image. I muttered quietly.

At this time, the traffic police who were chasing after us shouted: "Miss driving in front, first of all, please respect yourself - secondly, please pay attention to your words and deeds in public, and don't say words that affect the city's appearance." We, the traffic police, are not the kind of filthy and obscene people. And - Jin Jiaqing, a member of our team who has been single for 28 years, asked me to ask you, can you leave your phone number - or WeChat can also be. ”

Looking at the traffic police officer who said such things seriously, I had to wonder if there was a group of serious old hooligans in the traffic police team.

The master didn't speak, but I said for the master: "My master said, if you can catch up, you will consider having dinner together tonight - but I want the man to have a treat." ”

As soon as I finished saying this, I heard a "buzzing" acceleration sound from behind, and it seemed that the traffic police were planning to fight hard.

The master pulled me down and closed the skylight and said, "It's done! It's time to speed up! And ...... You stinky girl is talking nonsense, if you are caught later, I will send you to be the lady of the village. ”

"Don't, master, even if you don't think about me, think about Wu Xuan, for your own sister. I quibbled: "Master, you can't bear to watch Wu Xuan being cuckolded, right?"

"I'd love to see that. There was no angry expression on the master's face when she said this, and the smile on her face became deeper and deeper, and it seemed that she was starting to get excited about finding someone to race with her, right?

But...... We were racing all the way and shouting at each other like that on the road, the content of the shouting must have been heard by the passers-by around us, right?

At this time, my mobile phone rang, and Wu Xuan, who was particularly concerned, sent me a message.

When I took out my mobile phone, I saw Wu Xuan asking me, "You and my sister are racing with the traffic police?"

"Damn, how do you know?" I asked Wu Xuan curiously.

Wu Xuan then sent me a link, clicked in and saw that the title was: "A strong rich girl flirts with the traffic police on the street (the girl on the roof of the car is very cute, does anyone know the contact information?)"

What the hell? This video is just a conversation we had when we were racing, as if someone had just driven along with us in a car. Got online so quickly?

As soon as I wanted to explain to Wu Xuan, Wu Xuan sent another message to complain: "It's too much! ”

"What are you doing here? And you don't have a car, how can you get here?"

"I just rented a motorcycle, where are you? I'll be right over. ”

Finished...... It's endless......