In this village, there were originally four big families with the surname Zhang, the surname Zhao, the surname Ma and the surname Huang. Although the ancestors of the family surnamed Ma once had a prime minister who was honest and honest, but when it comes to official luck, it is not as prosperous as the family surnamed Huang. Although the family surnamed Huang has not produced an official as big as the prime minister, the family surnamed Huang has been a government for several generations, while the Ma family is only a generation of illustrious, and there will be no climate in the future. Although the family surnamed Huang said that the official fortune was prosperous, but I don't know why, the people were not prosperous, and in the last years of Xuantong, there was only one man in the family surnamed Huang. As a result, this man was not enough to settle down, and after studying in the foreign school for a few days, he followed the characters to make trouble with "democracy" as soon as his braids were cut, so that there would be no news as soon as he left, and the Huang family was left with Ma Laoha's grandfather and a few other long-term workers. Later, I heard that the descendant surnamed Huang had done something in Jinan Mansion, and legend has it that he planned to come back to repair the tomb and worship his ancestors. However, legend has it that for a long time, I haven't seen the descendant surnamed Huang come back. In this way, the family surnamed Huang has completely cut off the incense in this village. The people in the village also felt sorry for the people surnamed Huang, so they asked Mr. Zhang Daxian to look around the Yin and Yang houses of the people surnamed Huang. After Zhang Daxian saw the Huang family's yin house and yang house, he twisted his thin goatee with one hand and felt sorry for the Huang family and said that the ancestral tomb of the Huang family occupies the leading feng shui and should have been the son of heaven, but the Huang family's birthdays were not in time, and they were all the lives of the government. The life of the Huang family can't suppress the feng shui on the ancestral tomb of the Huang family, that is to say, the life of the Huang family is not as hard as the feng shui of the ancestral tomb, so it is naturally determined that it will not be prosperous, on the contrary, the feng shui occupied by the ancestral tomb of the Huang family destroyed the people of the Huang family. Removing the Huang family, among the three remaining surnames in this village, the surname Ma is the oldest, and it is said that in the Ming Dynasty, the surname Zhang and the surname Zhao entered this village to be tenant farmers for the family surnamed Ma. However, after the family surnamed Zhao and the family surnamed Zhang entered this village, I don't know what was going on, Ding Tewang, during the Shunzhi period of the Qing Dynasty, he simply put aside the Huang family, who had no gas, and divided this village with the family surnamed Ma. The Huang family has no people, and they don't care about the industry in the village, so they will divide it. Although the family surnamed Ma felt that it was very unauthentic for the family surnamed Zhao and the family surnamed Zhang to divide the property in the village in this way, the family surnamed Ma was not in the Yuan Dynasty after all, so they had to knock out their front teeth and swallow their stomachs, and reluctantly gave up a lot of homesteads and acres. According to the history of the Huang family and the Ma family, the people in the village summed up a very important lesson, no one allowed their descendants to be officials and eat imperial grain, otherwise, this big surname family would be unlucky. As for children who want to read and write, they can, but they can't read for too long. If you read the book for a long time, you may be able to get a mansion or a county magistrate, which will prevent people with the same surname from suffering disasters. Therefore, there are not very few people who have read books in this village, but there are very few who can really write. Ma Laoha's eldest grandson, Jin Hammer, went to junior high school, and he tossed Ma Laoha's family enough. When Jin Hammer graduated from junior high school, Ma Laoha would burn incense and kowtow every 369 days, explaining to the gods that Jin Hammer was only a child who had participated in the township examination, not even a showman, let alone a house.

Just say that the family surnamed Zhao and surnamed Zhang are the absolute big families in this village at the moment, and the words spoken in this village can catch up with the thunder as loudly. The population of the people surnamed Zhao is not as large as that of the people surnamed Zhang, but the brains of the people surnamed Zhao seem to be more than those of the people surnamed Zhang, and they will buy chickens and sell eggs and toss around, and the hands on hand are naturally more spacious than those on hand of the people surnamed Zhang. The family surnamed Zhang has a large population, and the family surnamed Zhao has a spacious hand, so the two families have divided this village in terms of momentum. Now that Zhang Lao Donkey and Zhao Liuyou have become sons and daughters again, the two families with the surname seem to be a lot closer, so that the family surnamed Ma seems to have no place to speak in this village. But Zhang Lao Donkey's eldest son Dasuo doesn't see it that way, and in his Dasuo's words, "Whoever has whom." After thinking about it like this, the family surnamed Zhao and the family surnamed Zhang are still the same relationship as before, but the relationship between Zhao Liuyou and Zhang Lao Donkey is a little closer.

Zhang Lao Donkey's eldest son, Da Suo, people call him "250", he was born stunned, from a distance, with broad shoulders and broad back, very strong. Looking closer, he was still strong, but his face was a little unbearable. His left and right eyes seemed to be reversed, and the corners of the small eyes were long towards the bridge of his nose. Look at his big nose, the tip of which is wide and flat, like a big toad lying in the center of his face. No matter how the two thick lips under the nose were stretched, they couldn't cover the two long front teeth that were forked and upturned. It stands to reason that these two front teeth should not have any grudges with his tongue, but when he speaks, he bites his tongue and leaks. If he commented on the Zhang family and the Zhao family in the original way, I am afraid that ordinary people will not understand, "Xi has Xi (who has whom)", and northerners will not have such a hard time listening to Cantonese.

People say that the big lock is not ten percent of the heart, but this is not necessarily true. Before, people called him two hundred and five, but he was very angry when he heard it, saying that two hundred and five was a curse. When people saw that he was angry, they stopped calling him two hundred and five, and called him two hundred and fifty in another way. Seeing that people no longer called him two hundred and five, Da Suo grinned and said that 250 is better than 255, just like a diesel engine, and the diesel engine of 250 has more horsepower. Although the big lock man is ugly and his heart and eyes are a little lacking, he can do hard work, which is definitely a good way to find in three or five villages. The big lock works, he doesn't steal or cheat, but he works hard with his own strength, even if it is three days and three nights in a row, he will never say that he is tired. It is precisely because the big lock works so hard that no matter who has a tight job in the village, he will ask him for help. The big lock is also called to come, and never takes any posture. Although Da Suo is a little stupid and sincere, he always has a stunned blessing, and Da Suo has a beautiful daughter-in-law. Then again, after all, the big lock is the big lock, not the second lock and the small lock, and he can't see and think about many things like the second lock and the small lock.

"Da Suo, don't worry about eating this dish, you have to drink the wine well! Come, drink one!" Ma Lao brought a full glass of wine to Da Suo, and persuaded him very respectfully.

"Come, Xue (said) drink it! Eyes (I) work Xi Jie (real), drink also Xi Jie (real). Da Suo didn't push, took a full glass of wine, and as soon as he tilted his neck, the full glass of wine went into his stomach without spilling a drop.

"It's still a big lock, it's real!" Ma Lao saw that the big lock was holding his mouth with one sleeve and putting down the empty cup with the other, and immediately gave a thumbs up to the big lock, praised it with admiration, and turned back to a few people on the table and said, "It's good to be so real with the big lock, and I will rest assured that you will eat and drink tonight." This wall and mud have taken a day's effort, and some people will even fake to save our family food and drink. It's all like a big lock, you eat and drink, and I am also down-to-earth. Otherwise, I won't be able to bear it in my heart. ”

The people at the table couldn't help but pout in their hearts when they heard Ma Lao's words. Ma Lao picked this sentence beautifully, but the table was full of radish strips and pickle lumps, which was the reward of his Ma Lao picky for entertaining them for a day.

After Da Suo put the wine glass in his hand on the table, he reached out and put a large diced radish in his mouth with his chopsticks, and chewed it with a clatter, and the two cheeks moved one by one.

"Da Suo, why do I think something is wrong?" Dou Fork's younger brother also took a piece of diced radish on his handle, and looked at Da Suo with a wicked smile and asked.

"What's wrong (what's wrong)? If you want to drink and bite too much, you will sleep (if you drink too much, you will sleep)!" Da Suo swallowed the diced radish that was chewed in his mouth, stared at the two eyes, and looked at the amount of wine with some contempt for the liter handle and said, "I just drank two embarrassment (cup) wine, and I felt that it was not right to remember (strength), Xia (what) the amount of wine!"

"It's not that I've drunk too much, I mean, why doesn't that son of yours look like you?" Sheng didn't put the diced radish in his mouth, but pinched it from between the chopsticks with one hand, and put the chopsticks back on the table, still smiling evilly and asking the big lock.

"Like Xi (who)?" Da Suo blinked twice, frowned twice, pondered the joke of raising the handle, and then asked a few people on the table, "Chair (you) look, is it (yes) not (is) like my father?"

As soon as Da Suo's words came out, he immediately pulled down the faces of several of them. Shengzi didn't expect it, he just made a joke with Da Suo, saying that Da Suo mixed water or tofu dregs or something like that when he was a son, he didn't expect Da Suo to come up with such words coldly. If this joke reached the ears of Zhang Lao Donkey, it would definitely overturn the whole village tonight. As for saying that Da Suo's son doesn't look like Zhang Lao Donkey, the discerning people in the village are very clear in their hearts, only Da Suo himself is not clear. The old and young masters in the village knew it in their hearts, but no one broke it down, but no one would have thought that the big lock would be two hundred and five to this extent, and they would tell it themselves tonight.

"Da Suo, drink and drink!" Ma Lao Li heard Da Suo say this, and immediately persuaded Da Suo to drink, he was also afraid that this joke would reach Zhang Lao Donkey's ears tonight, so he hurriedly changed the topic and said, "Da Suo has not worked hard, why don't I have a few more glasses of Da Suo tonight." As he spoke, he picked up the wine glass in front of his face, brought it to the big lock with a smile on his face, showed his respect, drank it first, and then lit up the empty glass to the big lock.

Da Suo saw Ma Lao toasting over, and immediately forgot about the problem he had just figured out. He picked up the wine glass, nodded to Ma Lao, then looked at a few people on the table, and said: "In the future, the chairs will build a house (which of you will build a house), and look for the chairs and aunts (just find me to help you and mud)!" After speaking, he tilted his neck, squeaked a glass of wine and went down again.

"Medium! The big lock is the meeting and the mud. ”

"Success! The big lock will be with the mud, and the mud will get home, so that it will slip smoothly. ”

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The people at the table praised the big lock like this, so that the big lock could forget the joke as soon as possible.

When Da Suo heard the praise of the people, he anointed the wine left on his lips with his sleeve, and chewed a piece of radish lump very proudly.

In fact, people know very well that in the big job of building a house, the most exhausting thing is mud. The piled soil is poured with water, soaked for an hour, and then used a nail rake to go back and forth a few thoroughly, and there should be no raw mud lumps in it. Then use a shovel to toss back and forth several times, to turn evenly, up and down, inside and out. To reconcile the mud of the soil, you have to sweat several times before and after. Generally speaking, few people are willing to do such a laborious job, but Dasuo is willing to do it. The big lock has strength, and the heart and eyes are very impervious, and people always like to leave such dirty and tiring work to the big lock.

"Big lock, come, I'll toast you!"

"Big lock, come, I'll accompany you for a drink!"

"Big lock, come, come with me!"

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"Present...... In...... Eye (I) ...... I can't drink and bite, and my eyes (I) want to ...... Drink cha (tea). Soon, Da Lock was confused by the people's persuasion, and began to collapse and ask for water word by word.

"Come, big lock, it doesn't matter if the wine is good or not, the food still has to be eaten, and the food must be eaten well. Ma Lao asked his family to bring a plate of salted radish gnocchi, and he was very enthusiastic about the big lock.

"Eye...... No...... Suck (eat) bite (up). Da Suo squinted and replied to Ma Lao's words.

"Don't fake, eat!" Ma Lao picked up a large piece of salted radish lump very generously and put it into the soup spoon in front of Da Suo, and then turned around to entertain the two of them to continue to guess the boxing order.

I don't know when, but the big lock actually fell on the table and snored. I don't know how long it took, and a few of them also poured Ma Lao into his stomach Lao Bai Gan and was so dizzy that he had cramps in his stomach, and Ma Lao asked his family to bring a plate of meat dishes, but no one of them moved their chopsticks to eat a bite.

Ma Lao saw that people didn't move their chopsticks to eat this plate of meat dishes, and smiled and persuaded everyone to eat, not to be polite. Of course, he also understands in his heart that at this time, even if someone is hungry for this plate of meat dishes, he can't eat it, and he changed the way to pour it into these people's stomachs, and Lao Baigan will not allow them to use chopsticks at this time.

People shook their heads and got up and left the table, saying that they would go back early to rest, and that their whole bodies were about to fall apart from the tiredness of the day.

Seeing that people were clamoring to go back, Ma Lao said a few words of gratitude very politely, and then sent him to raise the handle and send the big lock back.

Although he was not very happy with Ma Lao's picking, he worked for a day, and he still thought of a way not to eat, but he couldn't say it, after all, Ma Laoli was his cousin, and he was Ma Lao's junior character.

The handle climbed one of the arms of the big lock, and carried the armpit of the big lock on his shoulder, and the two of them staggered to the big lock's house. He looked back at the big lock from time to time, although the old white gan that he poured into his cousin Ma Lao was as uncomfortable as if it was on fire, but at this time he also felt sour for the big lock. Although the big lock person is ugly and has few eyes, the big lock is honest and kind, and he will not play fancy ideas with people in his heart, and he is willing to help others. is such a good person, but he is unconsciously doing the king, and it is not someone else who makes him the king, but his son Zhang Laodonkey. The old and young masters in the village often bully him for his lack of heart, and it is not appropriate to take his big lock.

As soon as he walked to the door of Da Suo's house, he saw Zhang Lao Donkey pulling the placket of his clothes and walking out of Da Suo's house.

"Who?" Zhang Lao Donkey asked confidently when he saw someone as if he was a master.

"The big lock drank too much and sent him back. He didn't look at Zhang Lao Donkey, but replied to Zhang Lao Donkey, and helped the big lock into the house. At this time, he didn't know what kind of psychology he was coming from, and he really wanted Da Suo to open his eyes and see everything in front of him at this time. However, the big lock that burned Lao Baigan to the point that he was already confused was snoring in a daze at this time, and his mouth was snorting hot air.

The woman with the big lock buttoned her clothes, and when she saw that the big lock was drunk, she didn't say a word, and blamed the big lock in her mouth: "I know that I want to fill my stomach with cat urine, why don't you drink it and come back!"

He put the lock on the bed, bent down to take off the lock's shoes, then picked up the legs of the lock and put the lock in place, turned around and was about to go out to his home.

"This kid, why is it so colorless! What kind of hero can you pretend to be a hero if you can't drink? If this is seen by people, it won't make people laugh?" Zhang Lao Donkey followed them into the house, and counted down the big lock very much, although the big lock couldn't hear his number at all at this time, he still showed the majesty of being Lao Tzu.

"That's right, it's the end of the night, and if it's daylight, this man will lose a lot of money. The woman with the big lock took the words of the old donkey, looked at the big lock lying on the bed, and pouted.

The sheng handle turned around and arranged for the woman with the big lock to get more water for the big lock to drink. He also knew that the woman with the big lock wouldn't get water to drink for the big lock this night, and the big lock's clothes were dressed like the steel knife cloth of the head shaving master on weekdays, and he didn't see her clean up the big lock, not to mention that the third watch asked her to drink the pus water for the big lock in the middle of the night. Despite this, he made such an arrangement, and then went out of the house of the big lock. He couldn't tell if it was because the big lock was not good, or if the old donkey Zhang and the woman with the big lock were not good, but he felt very aggrieved by the big lock in his heart. Such a heart-to-heart person lacks a big lock, others just laugh at him, even his Lao Tzu and his women bully him!