The students shouted in surprise, as if a muffled thunder had slashed Principal Tan from head to toe. Pen Fun Pavilion wWw. ｂiquge。 ｉｎfo

It was as if he heard the sound of his own heart breaking.

Nima!

He turned his head angrily and glared fiercely at the little chirping cub.

Then, his eyelids twitched.

You don't even need to shout at foreign devils, you still use your fingers, and you laugh so much!

Laugh Nima, laugh!

When the three students saw Principal Tan's face clearly, they were suddenly startled, and instantly ran away like rabbits seeing eagles.

Principal Tan quietly glanced at Minister Liu beside him, only to see Minister Liu's expressionless face, and gave him a meaningful look.

This kind of egg-sore expression that gives you a look and lets you experience it yourself makes Tan Wenzheng feel miserable in his heart.

At this moment, there is only one hope in his heart.

Of course, it is not world peace, but a prayer that the four foreigners do not understand Chinese.

He can fool the other person, and the student is actually greeting them, although the movements and expressions are a little exaggerated.

"Bray, what did the student just say?"

Obviously, the mission was headed by Mr. Carter, and Mr. Bray was part of the team and also worked as a part-time translator.

Mr. Bray's face was very ugly, he touched the beard on his face, and said to Mr. Carter: "He said that we are foreign devils, and there is a foreign ghost woman. ”

Principal Tan wanted to interject and clarify: It's not a foreign ghost woman, it's a foreign woman......

Carter: "......"

Louis: "......"

Ms. Janet covered her mouth, and her voice came from between her fingers: "Oh my God!"

Mr. Carter had a dark face, and some regretted that he should not have investigated secretly.

This group of impolite little rabbits deserve to let them stand in the scorching sun, let them blow the military trumpet, and let them stand on the playground against the sun to listen to the leader's endless words.

"Aha......" Principal Tan laughed awkwardly, and explained weakly: "Mr. Bray, your Chinese is really very good, but my Chinese words are broad and profound, the pronunciation of each word is different, and the meaning is also different, and your understanding is a little biased." ”

"Oh, Dear Principal Tan, if there is a mistake in my translation, please point it out. ”

Mr. Bray said with a blank face, he wanted to see what else the other party had to say.

Principal Tan pretended to laugh heartily and said, "The student just now didn't mean to scold you for being devils, the foreign devils he just said were actually foreign nobles. The sudden sight of you four noble foreigners made him very pleasantly surprised and surprised. ”

Mr. Bray blinked, and for a moment he couldn't tell if what Principal Tan said was right or wrong. Anyway, when he learned those damn Chinese, he almost didn't drive him crazy. Like what:

"Xiao Ming, there is bird poop on the windowsill, can you wipe it?" I rub!! I don't rub!!" ――Q: Does Xiao Ming wipe the window sill?

"Xiao Ming, there is a meditation class tonight!Do you want to go?" "I'll go!" I'm not going!!" ――Q: Does Xiao Ming go to meditation classes?

"Xiao Ming, who were you holding yesterday afternoon? Your sister!! My sister!!" ――Q: Who is Xiao Ming holding?

Since then, Mr. Bray feels that Xiao Ming is the most terrifying person in China, and he is also the most hated Chinese person among all foreigners who learn Chinese.

Of course, there is something even more terrifying, Mr. Bray still has lingering palpitations when he thinks about it, and he remembers every exam question clearly.

What is the difference between the following two sentences?

1. There are two reasons for the leftover men and women, one is that no one can look down on them, and the other is that no one can look down on them.

2. I heard a girl in the subway probably calling her boyfriend, "I've arrived at Xizhimen, you come out and go to the subway station." If you arrive and I haven't arrived yet, you just wait. If I arrive and you haven't arrived, just wait. ”

3. Two kinds of people are easy to be dumped: one doesn't know what love is, and the other doesn't know what love is.

4. There are two reasons why you want to be with someone: one is to like someone, and the other is to like someone.

5. There are two reasons why the girl asked the boy to be late: a. I slept over. b. I slept.

The other three couldn't help but wonder when they saw that Mr. Bray was hesitant and miserable as constipation, and that they didn't speak for a long time.

Mr. Carter urged, "Bray, is Mr. Headmaster right?"

Mr. Bray's expression became more and more sad, and he felt that he was about to cry, and said, "Well, probably, maybe, probably." ”

Fortunately, Mr. Carter didn't want to pursue it, and being confused is sometimes a kind of cleverness, after all, the truth is sometimes cruel and can make the atmosphere extremely embarrassing.

He nodded suddenly in realization, his blue eyes flashed a hint of roundness, and said to Minister Huang: "Minister Huang, your Chinese is really broad and profound, no wonder it is known as the most difficult language in the world." ”

"Haha, haha. ”

Minister Huang smiled awkwardly, glared at Principal Tan without a trace, and then said enthusiastically: "Mr. Carter, for foreign friends, we do have some difficulties in Chinese, but we Chinese people are the most warm and sincere, so please don't misunderstand our students." ”

Several people laughed and continued to walk forward, pointing out and laughing at the school's landscape along the way.

Mr. Louis was curious to see two hundred-year-old trees in front of the school toilet. Seeing this, the others also followed.

Principal Tan hurriedly introduced the age and history of the big trees, which existed before the establishment of the school, which can be said to have witnessed the history of the school and aroused the interest of the four foreigners.

Everyone walked around the tree as they spoke, and suddenly found that five or six boys were squatting in a circle behind the tree, each holding a cigarette in their mouths and intoxicating the clouds.

……

The sound of laughter and laughter came and went, and even the sound of leaves falling on the ground could be heard clearly.

Five or six intoxicated fluttering classmates finally noticed that something was wrong, and when they looked up, they saw Principal Tan's face as black as coal, and they were all stunned.

I don't know who shouted, everyone woke up, threw away the cigarette butts and ran away, and soon disappeared from everyone's sight.

Language is sometimes pale and weak, and reality always makes people hopeless.

Principal Tan didn't look at the faces of the others, he didn't dare to look.

The scene was so tragic that he just wanted to poke himself in the eye now.

Principal Tan looked up at the sky and felt that the whole world was dark.

During this time, all his efforts turned into floating clouds, he wanted to cry, but he couldn't cry, he had to be strong to face this bleak life.

"Liu Xi, do you know the source of the reading comprehension of this English test?"

“Shall I compare thee to a summer's day?/Thou art more lovely and more temperate……”

Just when Principal Tan was desperate, two young and beautiful girls in school uniforms walked over talking and laughing.

Suddenly seeing a group of people behind the big tree, the two of them were slightly stunned, a sweet smile naturally appeared on their faces, and they greeted everyone very politely, and then walked into the toilet calmly.

Luo Luo is generous like a well-educated aristocratic lady, her delicate and moving face is filled with the sweetness of youth and sunshine, and the picture of the two talking and laughing side by side is as beautiful as a freehand classical picture.

"Shall I compare thee to a summer's day?" Principal Tan, do you also teach European classics in Huaxia Middle School?"

Janet asked with interest.