Hello everyone, I'm Tang Yihan. When I woke up from the smell of urine in the early morning and tried to go to the toilet, I found that the toilet was ...... Someone.

I crouched at the door, knocked on the door, and shouted inside, "Bastard, you'd better hurry up......"

Tang Zhihang's voice came from inside: "I just came in and you let me out less than a minute ago, this makes me feel very embarrassed, okay?"

"Are you big or small?" I asked Tang Zhihang.

Tang Zhihang said: "You don't know my size, don't ask about this." ”

"My cnm's ...... I didn't ask you about the size of your enoki mushroom!"

Tang Zhihang also shouted: "You should know from my state, right?

"But I can't hold it anymore......" I said to Tang Zhihang, "I'm a girl, it's very difficult to hold back." ”

"You tell me what I can do...... It hurts, and I shouldn't have eaten so spicy yesterday, and I died of pain. ”

"If it hurts, get out of here. ”

"Can't you just go next door?"

"Just like Wu Xuan and Liu Lang, do you think they will be able to hear my knock on the door?"

"Then go upstairs. Syrup and Huang Yurou got up so early, they must have woken up. ”

"I'm afraid I can't help but leak out when I take the elevator. ”

"You're going to die if you take the stairs? ”

"Walking up the stairs will leak out even more......"

"Why are you so hard to serve......

Tang Zhihang said that he heard the sound of flushing water from inside, and thankfully this guy finally came out.

The toilet door opened, and Tang Zhihang was dragged out by me before he could move, and I hurriedly rushed into the toilet to release the urine that almost suffocated me.

Tang Zhihang, who was outside the door, said: "Speaking of which, I had a nightmare last night, dreaming that I was ...... at today's party."

At this point, he suddenly stopped talking, and I wondered, "What's wrong? Did something happen at the party?"

"I dreamed that I was poured four catties of liquor - liquor. Tang Zhihang sighed and said, "I think I need to bring hangover medicine when I go today." ”

"Cut. I said, "It's just that you've been drunk, and I thought you said you were blown up." ”

"Can't you hope that I'm okay?" Tang Zhihang scolded: "You girl should come out quickly, aren't you okay?"

I sat down on the toilet and said, "What? I'm not allowed to sit in there yet? It's still early anyway." ”

"I still have to go to the toilet!" Tang Zhihang shouted: "I was suffocated halfway through, and I am still holding it now." ”

I gloated, "Go next door, go upstairs." Didn't you just tell me that?"

Tang Zhihang knocked on the door and shouted: "Sister, sister! I beg you! Am I wrong? Hurry up and open the door, I really can't hold back." ”

"It's okay, the big ones are better than the small ones. "I took out my phone to look at the news, but no one in the group spoke, so they should all be still sleeping, right?

"Sister...... No, Mom...... Dad, I was wrong, I don't dare again, please. ”

I opened the door and said, "Are you so spineless?

Tang Zhihang hurriedly pulled me away and rushed into the toilet and said, "Anyway, it's calling myself, it's okay!"

That's right, but ...... Do you call yourself that?

After washing up, I went back to my room to look for clothes, when someone suddenly sent me a message.

I took out my phone and saw that it was Yu Zhou who sent it to me.

Of course, this Yu Zhou is the one who was deceived and almost arrested when I was deceived by the stranger who stole my phone, but she didn't know what I was going through at that time.

"Soup, when are you going to go to the meeting place? ”

"I'm not ready here, I'll tell you when I go out. ”

"Okay, then I'll go ahead and farm the copy. ”

Early in the morning, you get up and brush up the copy...... It's a game nerd.

I searched in that closet for a long time and couldn't find the right clothes—I always felt that I didn't look good in any of them, but didn't all of them look the same? Did I have this strange disease like those girls?

"Hey, I said......" Tang Zhihang pushed open my bedroom door directly and walked in, but at this time I was taking off my pajamas and rummaging through the wardrobe - of course, I didn't wear a bra, except for a pair of underwear.

I hurriedly pulled up the quilt to block myself and said, "What are you doing?!"

Tang Zhihang showed a lewd smile for a moment and said, "It's really pitiful, I'm sorry for A-." ”

"guna!" I shouted at Tang Zhihang, "Do you want to die, I don't mind making a hole in your head." ”

Tang Zhihang didn't mean to go out, he leaned against the door and said, "You didn't open the door for me just now, did you? I won't close the door for you now—I'll see how long you can shrink in that bed." ”

Bastard...... I'm angry, but I can't do anything about him. Speaking of my pajamas...... Ah, I threw it to the ground, and it happened to be at Tang Zhihang's feet, I hope this guy didn't notice......

Tang Zhihang looked down and said, "Why do you throw away the clothes you are wearing?" Do I have this habit?"

"Don't touch it!" I hurriedly called out to Tang Zhihang, who was going to bend down to pick up my pajamas, and said, "Go out! Don't touch anything! Otherwise, I'll ...... I'll tell them what you've done, and they'll all look at you with perverted eyes in the future. ”

"Don't be so vicious, okay?" Tang Zhihang was really still cowardly, he hurriedly exited the bedroom and closed the door and said, "This is going down, isn't it? Isn't it just to see your body, I stared at it for a long time when you weren't conscious." ”

It's true, but I just feel very uncomfortable, this guy ...... Anyway, Tang Zhihang is me, I am Tang Zhihang, even if the two people are different, it doesn't matter if they are seen, right?

No, no, no, why did you have this kind of thinking again? I'm not Tang Zhihang, I'm Tang Yihan. Although the memories are the same, we are two people completely. What's more, Tang Zhihang is the kind of hungry wolf who has already tasted blood, so he can't be careless in front of him in the future.

So I hurriedly found the white dress in the closet - the dress that Zete had changed from the "belly pocket of the Great God of the Three Altars of the Sea Society" that River City gave me. In this case, I am still looking for this dress that is more convenient and practical to wear.

Speaking of which, how did I get into that space and get to know River City? Who's supposed to ...... Who? Can't remember. Forget it, don't think about it, it's something you want to forget anyway.

So I got dressed and took my things out and said to Tang Zhihang, "What did you want to tell me just now?"

Tang Zhihang said: "I mean, can you drink?"

"Why do you ask this?" I asked warily, "Do you want to pour me wine then?"

"Why should I pour you wine? It's so troublesome to take you home. Tang Zhihang said: "I'm saying, if you can drink, help me drink a little when the time comes—you know that I can't drink." ”

I was a little amused, "What are you thinking? Let a girl block the wine for you, aren't you afraid of jokes?"

"It's better to laugh than to be a fool, right? When you can't even walk, it's too late to regret that you've been a hero." Saying that, Tang Zhihang suddenly said to me with disgust: "Also, when did you have the illusion that I treat you as a girl?"

"Eh, no?" I said, "You didn't think of me as a girl?"

"I really can't accept the ......fact that a person who is holding a computer and a mobile phone and shouting 'wife' to the anime characters on the screen all day long like me is a girl," Tang Zhihang said: "I have always treated you as a brother. ”

As if stimulated by something, I straightened my chest and pointed to the airfield in front of me and said, "That's what you mean, right?! I'm flat here and can be a brother to you, right?! I see! You want to fight, don't you?"

Tang Zhihang suddenly slapped me in front of me: "Are you sure you want to fight?"

The arrogance I had just now dissipated in an instant and said, "I'm not sure, I'm talking nonsense." ”

"Alright, let's go when you're ready...... It's still early. Tang Zhihang looked at the time and said, "It's breakfast time...... I'll go down first to play Tai Chi with the old people. ”

I smiled at Tang Zhihang and said, "Why do you suddenly like to play Tai Chi? Do you use this method to miss the other self you have never seen?"

Tang Zhihang said: "No, it's just because I'm used to doing morning exercises every morning over there, but there is no one here to accompany me for morning exercises......

Saying that, Tang Zhihang's eyes dimmed a little more, and he shook his head a little helplessly and said, "Forget it, you can't get it if you think about it anyway, it's better to forget it completely." ”

What is he thinking? I should know--Lin Moxi? Tang Zhihang will show this appearance now, is there anyone else besides Lin Moxi? As if he would not show such an expression because of anyone other than Zhao Min before, now that mood has been transferred from Zhao Min to Lin Moxi, there is no trace of it.

"What a merciless guy...... "Why do I think Tang Zhihang is unkind? I don't know very well.

At this moment, Huang Yurou walked down the stairs and saw Tang Zhihang, who was about to go out after opening the door, and said, "Yo, such a coincidence, go down now?"

"Quite a coincidence...... Why did you come down again?" Tang Zhihang said to the syrup in the back.

Syrup took her teapot and smiled: "Downstairs iFi is faster, and the tea brewed is better." ”

"Don't make a pot of radiant tea, right?" Tang Zhihang said: "By the way, syrup, it is said that drinking too much tea will cause insomnia - do you drink too much tea when you get up so early every day?"

Syrup said angrily: "Is it because you don't so early every day lately?"

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