The Poison Bar Forum is a well-known online novel discussion forum in the Chinese online literature circle, and its original review version is the highest level of discussion and commentary in the online literature circle.

It can be said that with the status of the rivers and lakes of the poison bar, a novel has become famous in this place, and basically even if it is successful, it can be scolded and praised, and it can be praised and praised!

In one sentence, the Poison Bar Forum can be summed up - pretending to be a holy place, and it lives up to its name. Tearing up the holy land, it lives up to its name.

Recently, the drug bar forum has been a little dull, mainly because the online literature industry is calm, and occasionally a few small waves have quickly subsided, but this afternoon, the release of a post by a person with an ID named "Xiao Ma Xiao Erlang" quickly attracted attention, and then swept the entire gambling forum.

The name of the post is "The most dramatic tear-up war in history - this war was meant to be funny from the beginning]

"This afternoon,A very interesting thing happened at the origin,The cause of the matter can be traced back to a few days ago,A book friend commented on Mu Shen's new book "The Legend of Xianwu Strange Heroes" and claimed that the plot is old-fashioned,The moderator of the Mu Shen book review area replied sharply,The book friend sharply counterattacked:The new book "Covering the Sky" is uploaded, ID: thieves don't steal. Remember the name!Please remember the name!Please remember the name!Say important things three times! Then the moderator of the Mushen book review area pinned the reply, which attracted the attention of Mushen book fans, but I didn't expect "Covering the Sky" to cause a sensation as soon as it was uploaded, and what was even more terrifying was that the author of "Covering the Sky" did not steal hundreds of thousands of words in just a few days, and then he squeezed the new book of Mushen off the altar and topped the new book list! The author is bought, and there is another grievance here, so I won't mention it here, and I'm interested in poking the link below. Now continue, here the two parties have formed a bond, and then a book friend of "Covering the Sky" went to the Mushen book review area and published a book review "Warmly celebrate the top of the new book list of "Covering the Sky", the war officially began, and the reason for war was five stars - the wood god book friend claimed to drive "Covering the Sky" off the top ten of the new book list, and then became the top three, welcome all experienced gentlemen of the poison bar to watch, I will continue to update. ”

As soon as this post was issued, it instantly aroused onlookers, if the poison bar is the place with the highest level of discussion in the online literature circle, it is a chess player, then the origin is the chessboard, not to mention that it involves Mu Shen, a well-known writer, so many passers-by quickly replied.

"I'm rubbing, this is to catch up with the live broadcast, "Covering the Sky" and "The Legend of Xianwu" have been added to the bookshelf, not for anything else, just for onlookers. ”

"Ibid., I am a conscientious war correspondent. ”

"It's so funny, a little god is fighting for a new book list that is meaningless to him, and he wants to squeeze people out of the top ten on the new book list, make me play!"

"I'm contacting the old driver of the drug bar, waiting for the update. ”

Not long after, the person with the ID name "Xiao Ma Xiao Erlang" posted another post.

[The battle declaration of the author of "Covering the Sky"]

"Due to the large number of words, I only present a poem by the author of "Covering the Sky", and the original text is linked below. ”

When autumn comes on September 8, I will kill a hundred flowers after the flowers bloom.

The heavenly incense array penetrates Chang'an, and the city is full of golden armor.

Ask the great god for a review!

The original had already caused a sensation before, and there was more attention to this post, and as soon as this poem was moved, there was an instant reply.

"This, this is a bit of a 6!

"Domineering, it's too domineering, both domineering and atmospheric, just rush this poem, no matter who is right or wrong, from then on, passers-by turn to fans, thieves are mighty. ”

"Didn't the great god come out to comment?"

At this time, a person with the ID name "Dr. Tea" sent a message replying:

"Since there is no one, then I will be ugly, just talk about it, please don't laugh. ”

"It turns out that the doctor is here, don't be modest, as the most educated person among the known celebrities in the poison bar, no one is unconvinced!"

"Yes, yes, the doctor is a professor of the Chinese Department of Yenching University, this is an authoritative person, but who would have thought that a professor of the Chinese Department of Yenching University likes to read online articles?

"Upstairs is the train station in front of the house, right?

Imperial Capital, Yenching University.

Zheng Wen is a professor of the Chinese Department of Yenching University, forty-five years old this year, perhaps very old in the eyes of laymen, but in the eyes of insiders, Zheng Wen, who can become a professor of the Chinese Department of Yenching University at the age of forty-five, can definitely be called young and promising.

In the eyes of the students of Yenching University, Professor Zheng Wen is an elegant and funny tutor, so Zheng Wen has always been very loved by students, but despite this, Professor Zheng Wen's students would never have imagined that Zheng Wen actually likes to read online articles!

The words have to start from three years ago, Zheng Wen at that time had not been rated as a professor, and he was usually not so busy, he had more free time, and Zheng Wen had the idea of writing a novel in his spare time, but he had no inspiration after thinking and meditating for more than half a month, so Zheng Wen thought of visiting a well-known novel forum in China to find inspiration, and by chance came to the poison bar, at first Zheng Wen thought it was a novel forum, but what Zheng Wen didn't expect was that the novel forum was indeed a novel forum, but it was an online literature forum.

Then what made Zheng Wen unbearable was the water friends in the forum, speaking a little rudely, so that Zheng Wen once had the idea of no longer logging in, but the poison bar is indeed a professional novel discussion position, often some novices come to the forum to ask how to write novels, this time Zheng Wen's occupational disease criminal, did not see someone ask questions and subconsciously substituted into the role of the teacher, back and forth, Zheng Wen also became familiar, and gradually also had some popularity, after all, it is a fierce person in the Chinese Department of Yenching University, or can calm the field, and then met some of the great gods of the forum, Zheng Wen did get a lot of inspiration from the forumGradually, Zheng Wen also habitually liked to come to the forum to chat with friends from all over the world in his spare time, and he was forced to deduce his identity by the fierce man of the forum through the surrounding environment in a burst photo, and since then he has become more well-known, and everyone respects Zheng Wen very much.

Today, as usual, Zheng Wen logged in to the forum, but as soon as he came up, he found that he had caught up with the live broadcast, and Zheng Wen learned the word live broadcast in the forum.

Coincidentally, Zheng Wen happened to meet the poem released by the landlord, and took a look at it with curiosity.

"Hehe, since everyone loves each other, then I will analyze two sentences. ”

Zheng Wen in front of the computer typed this sentence, and then began his own appreciation.

"This poem is more like an anti-poem, but I'm not sure that it's very likely to be anti-poem. ”

"Hey, doctor, don't scare me, it's not so fierce, I'm writing an online essay and writing an anti-poem. ”

"Awesome, I also admire the author a little bit, he actually writes anti-poems!"

Zheng Wen was not annoyed when he saw the replies of all the sailors, and continued to analyze.

"There is a good possibility that I say that it is an anti-poem, and there is a reason, you see the first sentence 'stay until the autumn comes to September 8', the word 'stay to' bursts out abruptly, 'suddenly sound like firecrackers', with a sharp, agitated rhyme and a promising affirmative meaning. ”

In the second sentence, I kill a hundred flowers after the flowers bloom, showing an irresistible natural law, with the strong contrast caused by the blooming of the golden chrysanthemum and the withering of a hundred flowers in the frost, showing the tenacious vitality of the chrysanthemum, a bit like a hint that once the storm of the peasant revolution comes, the corrupt dynasty will immediately become dead branches and leaves like the "hundred flowers" meet the frost. ”

"What the doctor said makes sense, but it's too far-fetched to write any anti-poems and hint at the peasant revolution. ”

"Upstairs is really stupid, or rotten wood can't be carved, doctor, I described these two sentences well, right? Besides, you big brother, do poets have to write about their own times when they write poems? How many famous poems are borrowed from the past to satirize the present, and to support things and words, I have a lot of problems with you and the literati, and I am arrogant!"

"It makes sense, it makes sense, it's taught under it, it's worthy of being a literati, it's too **, it's a loss!"

The corners of Zheng Wen's mouth twitched, this sailor was so excited that he even burst out of his hometown, and wanted to praise him, but he was also a literati! Shaking his head, Zheng Wen continued to analyze.

"Although this friend spoke a little rougher, but the words were not rough, and then look at the third sentence, the cupola incense array penetrates Chang'an, this fragrance is not a faint fragrance, not a fragrance, but a 'cupola incense array'. The word "Soaring to the Sky" depicts the extraordinary momentum of the chrysanthemum's strong fragrance and soaring straight into the sky; the word "incense array" shows that the golden chrysanthemum is by no means a single branch when it is victorious, but the group is prosperous, which contains a simple and profound concept of peace in the world; and the word "through" also shows the enterprising spirit of the chrysanthemum's fragrance that refreshes people's hearts, permeates the vast universe, and is all-encompassing. ”

"Look at the fourth sentence, the city is full of golden armor, 'full of cities' means that chrysanthemums are everywhere, all over Kyoto, and 'all belts' means that the chrysanthemums all over Chang'an are all covered with golden armor without exception. The words "full" and "exhausted" copy the spectacle of chrysanthemums when they won the world - the Double Ninth Festival, when chrysanthemums bloom, and the whole Chang'an became a world of chrysanthemums, which fully demonstrated the victory prospect of the peasant revolutionary storm destroying the old and renewing and dominating everything. ”

"I see, but when did the online article become so lofty? The author of "Covering the Sky" is too awesome!"

"Doctor, I would like to ask something, what does the peasant revolution mean?"

"Upstairs is really stupid, looking at ancient and modern times, what else is the peasant revolution except for the Chen Sheng and Wu Guang uprisings at the end of Qin?"

"Okay, then the question is, the capital of the Qin Dynasty is Xianyang, why is it Chang'an here?"

"Sure enough, it's a lack of vertical and conspiracy, I'm with you, although Chang'an is not Xianyang, but it is the inherited Xianyang, do you understand?"

"I understand your uncle! You will follow me again, you are a Hami day. ”

“”

Zheng Wen couldn't laugh or cry when he saw it, for fear that he would be dragged into this scolding war when the time came, and he was about to go offline, when a person named "Xiao Ma Xiao Erlang" posted again.

[The second round of ancient poems, plus the classic appreciation of "Wangyue"]

How is Dai Zongfu? Qi Lu Qingwei is gone. Creation Zhong Shenxiu, yin and yang cut dusk.

Swing your chest and give birth to Zeng Yun, and decide to return to the bird. It will be the top of the mountain, and the mountains will be seen at a glance.

Please see the link for appreciation.

A few minutes later.

"Kneel, really kneel, I've never seen anyone so devastating. ”

"Don't bother me, I'm going to the library to reflect. ”

"Doctor, how about this one? Who is that, I know you want to port with me, this time you port, whatever you want!"

"I have nothing to say this time, I'm going to precipitate, you guys. ”

At this time, Zheng Wengang finished reading Ye Chen's appreciation of "Wangyue" in the book review area of "Covering the Sky", took a deep breath, suppressed the shock in his heart, and replied:

"My statement is the same as this Chinese teacher, a famous sentence through the ages!"

"Hey! It's really a famous sentence for the ages, it's worth it today, I have to copy a copy immediately, and pretend to be forced before it spreads!"

"It's shameless upstairs, but I like it!"

"Two stupid hangers upstairs, by the time you realize this, I have already posted it to the circle of friends!"

"I've never seen such a thick, shameless, shameless, shameless upstairs!"

Zheng Wen has already gone offline, took a notebook, and transcribed these two poems.

"I'll use these two poems to teach the students tomorrow. Zheng Wen thought to himself.