Chapter 617: The Hard-Nosed Teletubbies
"Meng, Meng Fan, I'll go to the bathroom, you ...... You should stay away and wait!"
The petite female teacher named Bai Xiaoyi blushed at the sound and turned around and walked towards the bathroom at the end of the corridor.
Meng Fan didn't have a hobby of eavesdropping on this kind of cloud and rain thing, and planned to avoid it for a while, but the sudden sound of talking from inside made him pause.
"School ...... Headmaster, when are you going to expel Bai Xiaoyi's little waveboard?" the woman breathed heavily and spoke with a trill, "Didn't you say that when she left, there was a vacant post, and I could let my younger brother ...... Come to work!"
"I ...... in the morning has already told the surname Bai to let her roll up and leave today. The man seemed to reach out and slap a certain part of the woman, making a loud "pop" sound, and the woman said concisely, "It hurts." β
Then, the man gasped and said: "Lao Tzu wants to sleep with her, because he can afford her, if he doesn't let him sleep, he will get out!"
"Then I...... What's going on?" the woman's voice smirked with a cheesy smile.
"Wave a little more...... I like it more!" The man snorted and took a sharp breath, and there was a loud crackling sound inside, mixed with the sound of tables and chairs colliding.
The short conversation made Meng Fan understand Bai Xiaoyi's sadness at once.
How can such a filthy thing happen on a clean campus!
Sure enough, it's like red dust, it's not what she wants!
Meng Fan frowned, tilted his head and thought about it, and suddenly used the Dream Dao Technique, which didn't even use the perspective function, and directly swam in, standing next to the pair of dog men and women, watching from the wall, intending to help Bai Xiaoyi.
"Come on, try something new I bought online. Some old men, who knew that their dirty things had been broadcast live, took out an oval-shaped thing, which was very smooth and said frivolously, "This thing is wireless remote control, and it can be remotely controlled to you in my office, and the vibration level is adjustable, so you can be cool and crooked." β
"You're so bad!" the plump woman slapped the man, her face full of disgust.
Meng Fan is not a three-year-old child, so he naturally knows what that thing is, it is actually a toy used by adults to help fun.
"Damn, I can't stand it!"
What happened next made Meng Fan very disgusted, and he couldn't bear to look at it anymore, so he hurriedly withdrew from the fugue state, but in order to leave more powerful evidence, he still took out his mobile phone, stretched it high to the small window above the wooden door, and filmed it.
At the same time, he also found a way to make Bai Xiaoyi breathe a bad breath.
After a while, Bai Xiaoyi finally came back, the hair on her sideburns was wet, it seemed that she had washed her face, and she looked more and more cute, and when she heard that there was still indecent movement in the room, she stood in the distance with a red face.
Meng Fan pursed his lips, and suddenly stretched out his hand and slapped it on the wooden door: "The meeting is over, the meeting is over, my brother is going to do something!"
"Ah......" I didn't expect Meng Fan to do such a domineering thing, Bai Xiaoyi opened his mouth in shock, "He's too ...... It's going to offend people!"
"Who's yelling outside!" roared the headmaster in the room.
"Your grandfather!" Meng Fan, who had eaten the pair of dogs and men, showed no mercy, "Let grandpa and I wait outside for ten minutes, can you afford it? Do you know how precious my brother's time is? Open the door! If you don't open it, you will kick the door!"
Bai Xiaoyi's eyes were full of shock, and he covered his mouth with his fair little hand: "This fellow ...... Wow!"
"Your grandmother's, wait for Lao Tzu!" There was a sound of rustling clothes in the room, and after a while, the headmaster who thanked him opened the door, and saw Meng Fan and Bai Xiaoyi standing outside the door, as if he understood something, he pointed at Bai Xiaoyi and scolded, "The surname is Bai, you have a grudge in your heart when I expel you, right? Find a little white face to support you? You are too naΓ―ve! Lao Tzu tells you that you have nothing to talk about, hurry up and get out of with Lao Tzu! Not only that, but I also have to complain to the Education Bureau, so that you will not be able to be a teacher in your life!"
Bai Xiaoyi's body trembled, took two steps back, and shook his head vigorously: "It's not what you think, it's not what you think......
"Little bastard, do you know Lao Tzu's energy in Huyang City, come to trouble me, hum, Lao Tzu let you die and don't know how to die!" The principal glared at Meng Fan again, and reached out to grab Meng Fan's collar.
Meng Fan, who had long been unbearable, stretched out his slap and slapped at the principal's fat face, only to hear a snapping sound, as if it was the sound of firecrackers exploding, the principal's fat body flew up and fell into the office with a bang!
"Fellow, go in!"
Meng Fan took Bai Xiaoyi's slender arm and entered the office, and then closed the door with a "bang".
The plump woman in the room, when she saw that the 200-pound principal was slapped and flapped, she had already screamed and hid next to the filing cabinet in the corner, trembling in disheveled clothes.
"Today, grandpa will talk about things first, and then do things. Meng Fan stretched out his hand on the desk and waved the computer, printer, and paper documents ...... swept his head down, smashed on the principal who was lying on the ground, bleeding from his mouth, sat on the desk, pointed at Bai Xiaoyi, and said to the principal, "You dare to bully her? Do you know who she is?"
Bai Xiaoyi's body trembled, her brain was blank, and she just thought: "Meng Fan is finished, he will definitely not be able to go to school if he does this, it is not worth it for me, it is not worth ......"
The principal struggled to sit up from the ground, but two teeth spit out from his mouth, and Meng Fan, who did not answer, said viciously: "Don't think about leaving today, Lao Tzu will call the security guard immediately! Arrest you to the bureau and let you sit through the prison!"
"It's tough!" Meng Fan smiled at the corner of his mouth, got off the table, bent down to pick up two ballpoint pens, walked to the principal's side, took out a pen, flicked his fingers, and inserted it straight into the top of the principal's smooth head, "Is it still hard?"
The principal screamed miserably: "Lao Tzu will kill you!"
"Very good!" Meng Fan took out another pen and inserted it on the principal's head, two ballpoint pens grew on the top of the principal's head like two antennas, and the fat principal suddenly became a fat Teletubbies, also like two IFI antennas.
Seeing the principal's funny appearance, Meng Fan's female fellow wanted to laugh but didn't dare to laugh.
And the plump woman didn't know whether she had a low smile or was so frightened that she was emotionally distracted, so she laughed with a snort, and then bit her lip and didn't dare to make a sound.
Meng Fan said to Teletubbies, "Do you know who she is now?"
The terrhamboe, who was trembling with fright, no longer dared to be tough, and said with low eyebrows: "She is Bai Xiaoyi." β
"Wrong!" Meng Fan kicked the Teletubbies to the ground, and said awe-inspiringly, "She is a candle that burns herself to illuminate others, she is a gardener with three thousand peaches and plums on a three-inch podium, she is the rain and dew that nourishes the flowers of the motherland, she is a great people's teacher, how can you let such a garbage bully her!"
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