Chapter 4: I'll just hey, hey, hey
Wei Tingting and Gong Mo looked a little sluggish, this Zhao Ping looked thin, but the amount of food was amazing, this thing ate three bowls of rice and one bowl of white porridge.
Wei Tingting couldn't help but swallow his saliva: "You're not afraid of dying." ”
Zhao Ping smiled: "It's so delicious, I haven't had such a sumptuous dinner for a long time, I can't waste it, right, you girls in the city eat too little, it's not good, it's good to eat more, you just watch me eat, I'm embarrassed." ”
Gong Mo: "Don't be embarrassed, you have to have the strength to protect Tingting." ”
"I love to hear that. Zhao Ping smiled, and took the chicken leg and gnawed it again, which is called a cool.
After eating, Gong Mo brought a bottle of red wine.
"Tubaozi, this is my father's treasured red wine, buy tens of thousands of yuan a bottle outside, you are blessed. Wei Tingting said with a show off on his face, his eyes charity.
"I really haven't drunk tens of thousands of dollars of red wine. Zhao Ping said, "Have a cup, have a cup." ”
Pour on.
Wei Tingting held the wine glass, his eyes were full of apologies, he stood up and said, "Zhao Ping, I have offended you before, here I sincerely say sorry, my father said, you are the master he has worked so hard to protect me, I can't be angry with you." ”
"Miss Wei, it's nothing, it's normal to collect money from people and help people do things. Zhao Ping said, "That, the matter of underwear, you don't doubt me?"
"Although you are a bit dirty and arrogant, you will definitely not do that kind of shameless thing, maybe there is a cat. ”
"There are indeed cats. ”
"Let's have a drink. ”
Zhao Ping and Wei Tingting toasted, and directly drank the red wine in one go.
Then he praised it: "Good wine, worthy of tens of thousands of yuan of red wine." ”
Wei Tingting also took a small sip, his charming eyes, and a sly smile flashed at the corner of his mouth: "Zhao Ping, I will trouble you to protect me in the future." ”
"Well said. ”
"Here, have another drink. ”
Pour wine for Zhao Ping again.
I touched the cup again.
Zhao Ping seemed to be addicted to drinking, and drank it all again.
"Hahahaha. ”
Wei Tingting finally couldn't help it, and let out a burst of laughter that had succeeded in the conspiracy.
Zhao Ping, Zhao Ping, you also have today, my aunt's laxative will work immediately.
When the time comes, my aunt and grandmother will come to a live webcast to make you an Internet celebrity, and let your father know that you are nothing more than that.
"Hahaha. ”
Zhao Ping put down the wine glass in his hand and laughed.
"What are you laughing at?" Wei Tingting asked suspiciously.
Gong Mo also looked at Zhao Ping with very strange eyes, what is this guy laughing at, neurotic?
"Whatever you laugh at, I'll laugh at. Zhao Ping had a harmless smile on his face.
"Tu Baozi, you just pretend, to tell you the truth, I have put down the laxative in the wine just now, this time you are finished, fight with me, you are tender,"
When he said this, Wei Tingting's face changed, and his stomach rumbled.
"Tingting, what's wrong with you?" Gong Mo suddenly asked with concern when he saw this.
"I, my stomach hurts, no, I need to go to the bathroom. Wei Tingting said and turned his head and ran towards the bathroom.
"Zhao Ping, it's too much to deceive people. Gong Mo slapped the table and said.
"Did I do something? What did I do right under your noses? Zhao Ping's face was innocent.
Gong Mo didn't know what to say for an instant.
That's right, Zhao Ping didn't do anything from beginning to end, Wei Tingting gave him a drink, he drank, and he didn't do anything.
However, didn't Zhao Ping drink the laxative? Why Wei Tingting?
"Bastard, I'm not going to let you go, ah. Wei Tingting's screams came from the bathroom, and Gong Mo hurriedly got up and ran towards the bathroom.
Zhao Ping smiled at the corner of his mouth, "This kind of little trick, Lao Tzu has been playing since he was three years old, you are getting an axe in front of Master Zu, but this Gong Mo's buttocks are really elastic, and big, it will definitely be the material for giving birth to a son in the future." ”
Wei Tingting's bedroom.
Wei Tingting, who was lying on the bed, had a pale face, but his expression was very hideous, he looked like a cannibal, and he kept cursing Zhao Ping in his mouth.
Gong Mo had already given Wei Tingting the antidote to eat, but it didn't seem to work, and he went to the toilet every five minutes, looking like he was going to be dehydrated.
"If you can't go on like this, I'll take you to the hospital. Gong Mo said.
Wei Tingting's expression was painful, but when he heard the word hospital, he seemed to have been caught by some devil and said, "No, I don't want to go to the hospital." ”
Gong Mo seemed to sound something, sighed, and said, "Okay, I'll call the doctor to come and take a look." ”
"Otherwise, I'll take a look, and the medicine will cure the disease. Zhao Ping didn't know when he was standing at the door of the bedroom, with a worried look, "You see Miss Wei's little face is white, if you pull it like this, I'm afraid that she will be dehydrated." ”
Gong Mo stared at Zhao Ping and said: "Let me tell you, if Tingting has three long and two short, I will never let you go, don't think that you can do whatever you want if you have martial arts." ”
"Bastard, get the fuck off. Of course, Wei Tingting didn't believe that Zhao Ping would help her see a doctor.
"It's useless for you to ask for a doctor. Zhao Ping said honestly.
If you add a little bit of something to the laxative, even the most awesome doctor will be helpless when she comes.
Gong Mo's murderous eyes: "Zhao Ping, are you the ghost?"
It stands to reason that after taking the antidote, the side effects of the laxative have long stopped, but the laxative still works.
Zhao Ping's innocent eyes, "I don't understand what you say, if you are willing to let me make a move, I will make a move, if you don't want to, then I will just go, but Miss Wei will be unlucky." ”
"Okay, you help Tingting heal. Gong Mo chose to believe Zhao Ping.
Zhao Ping is arrogant, but he also has the ability.
"Yes. Zhao Ping took out a box carved with a phoenix from the cloth bag he carried, and when he saw that the box was very old, he opened it and cooperated, and more than a dozen needles of different lengths were exposed.
Gong Mo looked at the numbness of his scalp, these acupunctures are much longer than some hospitals.
"Zhao Ping, let me ask first, do you have this medical certificate?" Gong Mo asked.
"Nope. ”
Gong Mo: "Without a medical license, you dare to practice medicine?"
"Eldest sister, who stipulates that you can't practice medicine without a medical license. Zhao Ping asked rhetorically, "You people in the city are very troublesome, whether you want to be treated or not, if you want to be treated, believe me." ”
Wei Tingting gritted his teeth: "Sister Mo, treat this beast, if something happens to me, call my father." ”
"Miss Wei, are you ready?"
Slender fingers slid over a row of needles, hands up and down, three or four needles already clasped in the hands.
"Untie your clothes. Zhao Ping walked in front of Wei Tingting and ordered.
"Zhao Ping, it's all so severe, you are still playing hooligan against Wei Tingting. Gong Mo was angry again.
Zhao Ping was very helpless: "Eldest sister, my silver needle has to be pierced on her belly, I can't pierce it through my clothes, I don't have such a big ability." ”
Wei Tingting's face was a little hesitant, I don't know if Zhao Ping's words are true?
"Rest assured, I'm not interested in the airport. Zhao Ping mended the knife again.
"You. "I can't wait to kick Zhao Ping, but Wei Tingting doesn't have any strength now.
If eyes could kill, Wei Tingting would have killed Zhao Ping no less than a hundred times.
"You have half a minute to think about it. Zhao Ping said with a serious face, "Otherwise, you will go to the toilet again." ”
"Good. Wei Tingting gritted his teeth and didn't want to go to the toilet anymore.
Wei Tingting is also a heroine among women, and she directly unbuttoned her clothes.
Then quickly cover the twin peaks with both hands.
Zhao Ping said angrily: "My chest muscles are as big as yours." ”
"You. ”
Wei Tingting almost spurted out a mouthful of blood.
"Zhao Ping, you're enough, don't be angry anymore. Gong Mo also felt that Zhao Ping's words were too much.
"Okay. Zhao Ping smiled and turned around. "I like women with big breasts, like you. ”
Gong Mo sneered, "I like a pig, I won't like you." ”
"I'm from the pig zodiac. We're really fateful. ”
Gong Mo: "••••••••"
Zhao Ping sat down while teasing, and put his hand on Wei Tingting's flat lower abdomen, uh, it's so slippery, this girl's skin is so good.
Wei Tingting's whole body trembled, his eyes looked at Zhao Ping with despair and a hint of hatred, his whole body trembled, and he trembled with anger.
"Rest assured, you'll be fine soon. ”
Zhao Ping gathered his mind, his hand rose and fell, and a needle had quickly pierced near Wei Tingting's navel. Three or four needles had all been pierced into Wei Tingting's delicate skin.
Strange to say, these silver needles went down, Wei Tingting only felt a wave of warmth permeating each of her organs, and she felt as if she was soaking in a hot spring, which was refreshing. The whole body is indescribably comfortable, and there is no longer the pain of the cold drill heart before.
Wei Tingting's eyes changed when he looked at Zhao Ping.
"Tingting, how do you feel?" Gong Mo asked as he looked at Wei Tingting's sluggish appearance. 、
Although he didn't want to admit it, Wei Tingting gritted his teeth and said, "It's not uncomfortable." ”
"I didn't expect you to have some skills. Gong Mo said to Zhao Ping.
"Go down there and pour a glass of warm boiling water. Zhao Ping said.
Gong Mo went downstairs and poured a glass of warm water.
After Zhao Ping took the cup of warm water, he took out a spirit rune from his backpack with his other hand.
Seeing this, Gong Mo subconsciously said, "Isn't this a ghost hunting talisman?"
Zhao Ping rolled his eyes: "Spirit runes have many functions, and they can also cure diseases, and a little higher, pray for rain in the sky, and it is useless to talk to you, anyway, you don't understand." ”
Gong Mo glared at Zhao Ping: "I don't understand, then do you understand the Matthew effect?"
Zhao Ping: "I understand the piston effect. ”
Gong Mo: "••••••••"
Wei Tingting grinds his teeth.
Zhao Ping pinched the spirit rune with two fingers, and then, swiping in the void, with a bang, the spirit rune automatically burned, and this hand made Gong Mo and Wei Tingting stunned.
Then, Zhao Ping put the burning spirit talisman into the cup of warm water.