Chapter 268: Wang Er Mazi
As soon as they heard the hoarse ghost cry like a donkey's courtship, everyone on the boat was also shocked, because just three or five feet away from the side of their own boat, a large boat painted with yellow paint stopped.
The black ship put down the big stone, and then stopped steadily on the river, this water is quite deep, just relying on the anchor hook is useless, everyone got up, looked at the figure on the opposite boat,
Hu Zi roared angrily, "Wang Er Mazi, I'll suck you, don't you think about me, you quickly kneel down and call Dad, I can still love you for a while, otherwise Brother Bao will tear your cheap nephew alive when he is angry." β
The others were also dumbfounded, and Zhang Fugui and Zhang Changshou on the side were in a daze, "Big brother, if we go to the cabin to eat some more meat, why is my stomach rumbling again, Lao Tu, what are you doing, you have to do something earth-shattering as a cook." β
Zhang Changshou kicked Fugui with his foot, "Why are you so bold, this will make you think about making friends, if you flash, they can still play with you with the beard, my silver is still in Brother Bao's hand, besides, what are you doing with Chu Jingjue, don't tie the rope and throw it down, don't you really drown, isn't it blind." β
Fugui twisted his neck and blinked, and whispered, "Big brother, what are you talking about, Chu was shocked that you haven't seen that watery, you can run as fast as a calf when you throw it in the water, so how can you drown, who are you, no matter how good the beard is with you, it is impossible for you to warm your wife, why are you so naΓ―ve." β
Changshou didn't move, and kicked again, "As the old saying goes, those who drown are water-based, and there are a lot of chicken feathers in the water, you see less, I'm worried about shocking the little brother, I'm not leaving, I'm here to watch the excitement." β
Zhang Fugui was uncomfortable when he said this, and with a wave of his big hand, he slapped Zhang Changshou on the back of his neck, "You are really heartless, you still watch the excitement, okay, I will also watch it for a while, I just want to see how the water drowned, and it is also a long knowledge." β
The two heartless people just craned their necks in place and looked at the opposite boat, not taking it seriously at all, in Fugui's words, no matter how frightening the battle was, it could be more terrifying than on Song Tai's boat.
Jiang Bao got up, looked at the boat opposite, and said in a cold voice, "Wang Er Mazi, you want to try martial arts again, just your number, you can find a place to hide from the wind and rain in Fengbei City, you will be content, why do you want to come out and avenge the hemp, I will stand here, if you want to do it, you can come, I will gouge out your pockmarked face for you with a knife, and it can be regarded as transforming for you." β
Brother Bao's words came out, but they caused the Jiang family bandits on the side to laugh one by one, and the noise was not stopped, and they didn't look nervous at all.
And Tao Qi, who was standing at the corner of the boat and wanted to jump into the river, was in a dilemma, this is jumping, or jumping,
But just when he was a little hesitant, someone on the boat opposite yelled, "Can you jump or not, do you dislike that the river is not deep enough or what, hurry up and jump, it's over, let's do something easy, it's too ink, are the people of the Jiang Bao family so afraid of death, jump, we will help you raise your wife and children!"
Tao Qi, who said this on the other side, blushed again,
As soon as he was about to take a step, he heard Jiang Bao behind him say in a cold voice, "You are still dancing a fart, if you really want to go down, go down early, come back quickly, don't be embarrassed there, it's really annoying, I always praise you for your clever brain, it's all over the calf." β
His authentic Liaodong dialect is very authentic, and he learned it from Zhang Fugui, and Fugui was a little distracted when he heard it, and sighed, "It's over, this boatload of people has been my apprentice, and they are all beaten up one by one." β
Tao Qi walked back and sighed,
I only heard Jiang Bao say, "When the time comes, you kowtow to others and admit your mistakes, I can't control you." β
Tao Qi stood behind with a sad face,
Speaking of which, the feud between Jiang Bao and Wang Er Mazi is also a bit of a story, if there are two Mazi, there will definitely be a hemp, that is, Wang Ermazi's eldest brother, who used to be a famous big thunder in Fengbei City, because I heard that Jiang Bao's boat was mixed well on the Sichuan River, and the silver was loud, so I was a little jealous.
This person is also a martial artist, but he is far worse than Jiang Bao, one day he drank too much, and he got on Jiang Bao's boat, and sat opposite Jiang Bao in a grand manner, and asked very seriously, "Your boat is fishing on the river, okay, don't come tomorrow when you pack up, the boat is given to me, I am better than you, you frown and do you, you don't believe it, I Wang Mazi knows what name I am in Fengbeicheng, I am called a ghost and worried, and the little ghost has to kowtow when he sees me, you have no future for this, or I am better." β
Jiang Bao was amused by this, he had never seen such a fool in Fengbei City for several years.
I started it, crushed Wang Mazi's leg bones, who wanted this person to go back and hung up, and I didn't save Lang Zhong in the city, saying that the bird's egg in the crotch seemed to be broken, otherwise it could be saved, this miserable condition, people Lang Zhong didn't move,
Hatred arose, and then a second pockmark came out, and he also got a boat, and went fishing, and then after a long time of pondering, he figured out that Jiang Bao was fishing, it was robbery, so there were two families grabbing each other's land,
Fengbei City was originally also a place where the Qinglong Dynasty didn't care, you are a dead man all day long, and no one cares about it, and it was originally some big thunder that did it with each other, and they all watched the excitement, and it was best to lose both.
Wang Er Mazi stood at the bow of the boat and roared, "Jiang Bao, you must throw my life into the water today, today I have to avenge my eldest brother, in the future, there will be only my Er Mazi on the Sichuan River, everyone else has to watch, you can't get the money, you wipe your neck clean for Lao Tzu, Lao Tzu will go over and cut you now, and the beard, I will slot you, mustache, I will pull it off for you in a while, you dare to scold your grandfather Mazi, you scold me again!"
Zhang Fugui on the boat pulled over the short Si'er and asked, "Si'er, you guys are fighting like this here, you have to roar twice, it's far from my hometown, we never talk at that end, we go up to cut, I really have a long insight, you see, you have to listen to others scold him." β
Said the short four smiled, "Ah, the person opposite is a fool, no way, he may just like this mouthful, what about the beard, what are you doing, hurry up and scold him, people are waiting." β
Hu Zi took a deep breath, he took that pill just now, hey, the pipa bone is fine, it doesn't hurt anymore, his voice is not small, "Wang Er Mazi, you stinky Shabi, I'll scold you, you can smash it, I like you and your wife, what's the matter, the people standing here are your uncle and your second uncle, you guy with sunflowers on your face, dog!"
The words spread far away, and the sound of sunflowers echoed on the river, and in the mist, the two boats were parked side by side, and the two groups of people opened their throats and began to curse.
Wang Er Mazi here stomped his feet when he heard this, "Oh, I'm sucking you, mustache, he just wants to like my daughter-in-law, I can't accept this thing, beard, I also like your daughter-in-law, hurry up and send your daughter-in-law to me, I will save you from death, and let you appreciate the majesty and domineering of your grandfather Mazi, Jiang Bao, you little scoundrel, you wait for grandpa!"
The beard shouted at the top of his throat, "You little sunflower listen well, your bearded father, you haven't married a wife yet, I like your mother-in-law, you thing!"
On Wang Ermazi's boat, that Huang Ajin frowned a little, muttering in his heart, this group of people is bad, don't you just want to fight, isn't it revenge, then start the whole thing is over, what's the point of scolding each other non-stop here, don't you waste time, I still want to go to Fengbei City to collect yin and make up for yang, how wasteful yang is this early morning, these dogs, including this Wang Er Mazi is also a fool,
This Huang Ajin was quite puzzled, and when he turned around, he asked a little minion, "Come on, tell me, whether Er Mazi and his mother-in-law are good-looking, I'll ask, what are you doing with me, I like Hina, I know if I know." β
The man was stunned when he asked, and he didn't know how to answer.
Wang Er Mazi took a cup of tea, poured it down, and roared angrily, "Come on, our soldiers, all get up for me, get Jiang Bao, we are a tyrant on this Sichuan River, and the silver will be in front of you in the future, and the glory and wealth will be in front of you, lean the boat over and cut it for me!"
And Jiang Bao's side, but they were eager to try, only to hear Jiang Bao also roared, "The Jiang family bandits all pulled out their knives and cut down that sunflower for me, I don't believe it, a melon seed, he still wants to be the king and hegemon, there is no one!"
The boat on the opposite side came over, and the big board shook over with a puff.
All of a sudden, two big ships were connected together,
And under the water, a figure rushed out, agile, all dressed in black, with a dagger in their mouths, and climbed up from under Jiang Bao's boat.
The people at the end of Er Mazi rushed forward one by one, and swooped down on Jiang Bao's black boat, there were also martial artists in it, but it was only a condensation cultivation, and it was not higher than the three levels of condensation, and the two groups of people worked on the water surface of the Sichuan River.
Jiang Bao punched a man who was in the opposite group, and the man ate Jiang Bao's punch, and his whole face collapsed, and the whole person flew down to the water, and he died.
It can be seen that when a big Iwa Wufu is facing ordinary people, killing people is really like chopping melons and vegetables.
Zhang Fugui was just about to pull Changshou to hide in the cabin, when he heard a snort, and a figure behind him came with a knife on Fuguide's back.
Fugui's back was cold, the tiger's eyes glared angrily, turned around, and the person who looked straight at him was stunned, only to hear Zhang Fugui say loudly, "What the hell are you waiting for me." β
After speaking, he also escorted Changshou to the house, and did not forget to mutter, "Big brother, you quickly hide in, and leave me some beef to eat, I am really hungry, you know no, you are hiding far away, you are a little lang and what are you mixing with these Jianghu people, don't look at the excitement, you will be honest for a while, you will come out with the medicine box to save people, and each person will have at least ten taels of silver, you see what I said is right." β
Changshou couldn't help but nodded, "Well, Fugui, you are the first time that I have been a little admired, oops, why are you smart, I have to find my medicine box, you wait for me." β
When he had finished speaking, he ran into the cabin,
The man with the knife in the back thought for a long time, went up and stabbed again, and roared angrily, 'I don't wait, just now, immediately and immediately!'
Fugui was stabbed in the back again, and if it weren't for his strong bones, this knife would have cut into the bones.
He turned back violently, and slammed his big fist up, he was condensing qi and cultivating twice, this body's strength was not light, and the nose bone of the opposite person was broken with one punch, spurting blood wildly, and Fugui roared, "You really think I was on a boat, no, why do you dare to cut me twice, come on, let me see which hand you cut it, oh, this one, okay." β
The person on the other side was already in a circle, his nose was no longer good, he felt scared for the first time, and his right hand smashed a punch to the man who was much taller than himself, his wrist bone was broken, and he turned his head to run with a snort.
But Fugui's reaction was very fast, snatched the long knife, and stabbed it in the back of the heart from behind, poof,
The man whimpered, fell to the ground, trembled twice, and kicked his legs.
Fugui still felt unhappy, squatted on the ground and slashed for a while, and the person on the ground was mutilated, so it was not miserable.
But this figure flew over and hit Fugui's back, which happened to be the position of the knife, and he grinned and hurt,
When he turned around, he was about to pick up the knife, but at a glance, the short four kicked people and flew away, and it happened to hit him.
"Fugui, you are very violent, you have practiced, Niu Bi, look at me. β
The dwarf picked up a knife from the ground and rushed out again, but within a breath, he flew back and took Fugui in his hand.
Fugui was very helpless, hugged the short Si'er and asked, 'Si'er, you can't do it, if you can't do it, you can go to my eldest brother and let my eldest brother treat you, you know, he is Langzhong, in your team, this skill is not good, look at the person you beat, and the chest will be broken after a while, you rest, how can there be such a thing as killing, you have to be like me, you see." β
Fortune rushed forward, and when he found a good target, he slashed it with a knife.
And the short fourth in the back said very melancholy, "It's not that I'm not good at it, the guy on the other side is really a little powerful, that person has a small body, who wants to be so fierce, I still don't go to your eldest brother, your eldest brother's Lang Zhong is too dark, I don't have any silver in my pocket, I'll go to the side and hide, I'll go and hide it, I'll go to the cold knife." β
He was still inked, so he pressed Zhang Fugui's big body on his body, so that he couldn't burp all of a sudden.
Zhang Fugui got up, his face was blue and swollen, he looked down at the short Si'er, and said very embarrassedly, "Si'er, what kind of opponent did you say, that person is his Da Pan Triple Cultivation, you are not dead, I am a little curious." β
He bent down and picked up the little four and ran to the cabin.
And followed by a person wearing a purple robe who seemed to be a Taoist priest, this person was Huang Ajin, he also participated in the group fight, but he spat three times in a row to a short man, and it was all on his chest.
Whoever gives him anger, chasing the short fourth is a beating, if he hadn't thought about Taoist doctrine in his heart, Lao Zhuang's remarks, he would have beaten the short fourth to death with a palm,
Later, a stunned blue came up, and it was a knife when he came up, if he hadn't dodged in time, this good cheek would have been disfigured, that person was Zhang Fugui,
He kicked Zhang Fugui away, stunned his eyes, and yelled, "Jiang Bao, I'm sucking you, where did you go, I'm going to kill you, I'm going to kill you, you get out of here!"
And this will be that Wang Er Mazi is entangled with his beard,
He didn't look for anyone else, so he just looked for a beard to beat, because he really couldn't beat Jiang Bao, so Jiang Bao was left for Huang Ajin, but he hid far away.
And Hu Zi has been scolding himself just now, how can he not be angry, he hit Hu Zi's face with a mouth, and spit out again, "Hu Zi, today your grandfather Wang will pull out your black beard for you one by one, why the hell will I let you scold me, come and hand your face over, see if I don't kill you." β
And the beard is notoriously resistant to beating, although his pipa bone still hurts a little, but he can't forgive this Wang Er Mazi,
Fighting with Zhang Fugui before, if he hadn't accidentally fallen to the ground, and even found an iron rod for Fugui, he wouldn't have fallen to Fugui no matter what, this beard is very tall, full of strong muscles, not afraid of the Wang Er Mazi opposite,
Although Wang Er Mazi is already the peak cultivation of martial arts condensation, his cultivation is still obtained by taking tonic pills, and the real cultivation is far worse.
In this world, martial artists practice martial arts, which still depends on tempering, and there are mainly two aspects, one is to hone the muscles, bones, flesh and blood, that is, hard kung fu, and the other is to practice qi, the so-called qi is the qi remaining in the human body, true qi, which is related to the exercises practiced.
And this Wang Er Mazi will not have such a big chance to get any exercise cheats, it is nothing more than because he bought some supplemental pills, which he has reached the condensation of qi cultivation, and his own ability is just some chaotic fist and foot kung fu in the market,
Hu Zi grinned and punched over, but he gave Wang Er Mazi a stumble, but this person didn't dodge Hu Zi's punch, and spit out a tooth in one mouth, and his mouth was full of blood.
Hu Zi laughed, "Er Mazi, your daughter-in-law is comfortable, you know no, I'll tell you, just last month, your daughter-in-law and me, hehehe, hahaha, that guy ......"
This Wang Er Mazi also has a problem, that is, the suspicion is too serious, although he is greedy for money and lustful, but there is a very domineering mother-in-law, the mother-in-law system he is all served, Wang Er Mazi is a little afraid of guilt, because in some aspects can not get a wolf-like girl, this is the pain in his heart,
Otherwise, how could he think of learning some skills from that Huang Ajin, didn't Huang Ajin say that he would learn yin and supplement yang, then he must be old.
But when he saw Huang Ajin, he still looked down on the thin Taoist priest in his heart.
Now as soon as he heard the head of the beard full of words, his heart hurt very much, and he asked in a low voice, "Where, beard, where do you say, what are you doing, beard, I suck you,"
The beard laughed, and another long fist came over, hitting Er Mazi's chest, and the straight hit Er Mazi stumbled back,
"In the northern suburbs of the city, in a straw pile, on the day you weren't at home, I told you that your mother-in-law is really good, and I also thought about introducing him to my brothers, and your mother-in-law really agreed, haha, it's really good. 'γ
The beard is actually nonsense, just to be angry with this Wang Er Mazi, he rushed forward and hugged Er Mazi's waist, and bent down to Er Mazi and fell to the ground.
Er Mazi is very embarrassed, but he has nothing to do, no matter how he says it, he is also a martial artist, and Hu Zi is just a man with natural strength,