Chapter 031: Playing You Like a Dog! (Ask for a book!)
After two hours, the sound of pig killing in the box gradually subsided, and the Michelin tires came out one by one with red faces, seemingly very satisfied!
With their appearance and body shape, it is rare to come out once in a few months in heaven and earth, and today it is rare to meet customers with this kind of fetish, and they naturally want to make themselves cool while satisfying customers!
After all the eight Michelin tires left, Ye Yang, who had been waiting outside, walked into the box.
As soon as I opened the door, I was greeted by a mess, as if I had experienced a war.
On the sofa, the tattered Grim Reaper lay on it as if he had collapsed, his face was as white as paper, his eyes were turned up, and if he looked closely, his body was even much thinner than before, as if he had shrunk in a circle, as if he had been humiliated by a group of strong traitors!
Ye Yang stood aside, condescending, looking at the grim reaper like a dead corpse, but the corners of his mouth were sneering, and said, "How about Brother Li, are you still satisfied with my arrangement?"
Hearing Ye Yang's words, the eyes of the god of death suddenly rolled down, and he returned to his original position, he gasped for breath and said weakly, "You...... What did you do to me?!"
Ye Yang said with a playful expression, "In order to satisfy your desires to the greatest extent, I secretly put a little medicine in your wine, otherwise you won't be able to last three hours, and you won't be able to appreciate the beauty of this!
Death doesn't just want to cry!
Just now when he was humiliated by that group of Big Macs, he even wanted to die!
"You're paralyzed! You're trying to trick me!"
The Grim Reaper sat up from the sofa with difficulty, stared at Ye Yang viciously, and cursed loudly.
Ye Yang smiled, with an undisguised look of disdain in his eyes, and said to the god of death, "What about playing you? Do you really think that I can't see your disguise technique?"
Hearing Ye Yang say these words himself, the face of the god of death suddenly became extremely gloomy, he knew that his identity had been completely exposed!
He stared at Ye Yang fiercely, then quickly stretched out his hand, took out something from the file box he was carrying, and aimed it at Ye Yang, but his mouth sneered, "Even if you see through my disguise technique, you will have to die in my gun today......"
Before he finished speaking, the Grim Reaper suddenly discovered that it was not a pistol but a ...... that was holding his hand Banana?!
it!
How did Lao Tzu's gun turn into a banana?!
The Grim Reaper was immediately stunned, and he hurriedly rummaged in the file box for a while, but found nothing!
Ye Yang sneered, took out a pistol from behind him, shook it in front of the Grim Reaper, and then asked playfully, "Mr. Death, are you looking for this?"
When he saw that what Ye Yang was holding in his hand was the pistol he brought, the face of death changed suddenly, "You...... When did you ......"
At this time, the Grim Reaper suddenly reacted, the pistol in the document box must have been dropped by Ye Yang when he asked him to buy walnuts!
As the seventh existence on the killer list, the Grim Reaper was teased like this, and he felt that his reputation and dignity had been ruthlessly trampled on!
He stared at Ye Yang hatefully, and asked unwillingly, "When did you find out that I wasn't Xiao Li?"
"This!"
Ye Yang took out a walnut from his hand, then crushed it with two fingers, took out the kernel and threw it into his mouth to chew for a while, and then he continued, "Xiao Li, as a backbone employee of the company, has worked with Mr. Lin for three years, and must have a certain degree of understanding of Mr. Lin's preferences, and the real Xiao Li will definitely know that Lin will always be allergic to walnuts, she can't and doesn't like to eat this kind of thing!"
The Grim Reaper was stunned for a moment, and then suddenly realized!
I see!
It turned out that Ye Yang had long doubted himself, so he let himself buy walnuts and verify his true identity in this way!
But there is one thing he can't understand, in addition to not knowing that Mr. Lin is allergic to walnuts, what else is there that leaks in him, which will make Ye Yang suspicious, so as to test himself in this way!
"Why do you wonder why I doubt you?"
Ye Yang could see the confusion in the heart of the god of death at a glance, he looked at the god of death, and his voice gradually became cold and cold, "Because no one can escape my eyes!
Death's face was stunned, what does this guy mean?
Could it be ...... What is so peculiar about his eyes that he can see through himself under the mask?
He didn't believe that there were such strange people in the world, he couldn't figure it out, and he couldn't figure it out.
At this moment, his identity has been completely revealed, so he doesn't need to hide anything from Ye Yang, he stared at Ye Yang insidiously, but there was a sneer on the corner of his mouth, "Do you think that if you see through my disguise technique, you will be able to sit back and relax? Lao Tzu will tell you that before coming here, Lao Tzu dropped a time bomb in your company! Although I don't know how you defused the bomb last time, but this time, no one wants to lift it except me! All the people in your company have to be buried for me!"
Ye Yang's eyes suddenly froze, and he asked in a cold voice, "Tell me, how can I defuse the bomb?"
"Haha!" Death raised his head and laughed wildly, he stared at Ye Yang fiercely, and said, "Although Lao Tzu was drugged by you, and now he is not your opponent, but you can't kill me, unless you want all of them to die with me!
Hearing this, Ye Yang smiled, he took out a transparent pill from his arms, and stuffed it into the mouth of the god of death, while jokingly saying, "I can't kill you, and of course I don't want my nurse to die in the fire, so I give you a chance, a chance to atone for your sins." ”
The Grim Reaper had a look of horror on his face, he desperately gritted his teeth and didn't let Ye Yang stuff the pill in, what made him feel horrified was that when Ye Yang pressed a certain point on his throat with his fingers, his mouth actually opened by itself, and he couldn't close it!
Then the pill ran down his throat and into his stomach!
The Grim Reaper coughed, and then asked Ye Yang with red eyes, "You...... What the are you feeding me?!"
"Of course it's poison, do you think I'll feed you candy?" Ye Yang touched his nose, and then continued, "After five hours, you will bleed to death, your whole body will turn into blood and water, and disappear without a trace, how about it, are you scared? But you don't have to worry, as long as you tell me how to disarm your bomb, I will give you an antidote." ”
As he spoke, Ye Yang took out another transparent pill, which was exactly the same as before, and then shook it in front of the god of death.
The face of death was extremely ugly, although he didn't believe Ye Yang's words very much, but it was about his own life, even if Ye Yang was scaring him, he didn't dare to take this risk!
Wait a minute......
This poison did not attack until five hours later?
"Haha!" Death laughed arrogantly, he was suddenly no longer afraid of the poison that Ye Yang fed him, but sneered and said, "Stupid! Lao Tzu's bomb will explode in three hours! Lao Tzu will still be alive to see you tortured! Hmph! If you don't give me the antidote, you just wait for the woman surnamed Lin to be blown to pieces!"
"Okay, okay, since you want to take medicine so much, I'll give it to you!" Ye Yang waved his hand helplessly, and directly threw the pill in his hand to the god of death.
The Grim Reaper was slightly stunned, he didn't expect Ye Yang to soften so quickly, it seemed that he really cared about that woman, but this was also in his arms!
As long as his bomb can threaten that woman's life, Ye Yang doesn't dare to do anything to himself!
In this way, he still has a chance to kill Ye Yang and get a reward of 30 million US dollars!
The god of death was overjoyed, and he didn't think much about it, so he swallowed the pill directly, and at this time, Ye Yang said a word that almost choked him to death again!
"Well, what did I feed you just now, it's not poison at all, and you don't need to detoxify. ”
Damn! What the fuck is fucking fucking fuck?!
"You're paralyzed!What the hell are you giving Lao Tzu to eat?!" Death's eyes were on fire, and it was the first time he had been teased so repeatedly!
"Good thing!I won't kill you anyway!" Ye Yang winked at him mischievously, and then said, "Since the bomb won't explode until three hours later, it seems that I still have a lot of time for you to tell me how to defuse the bomb!"
The Grim Reaper sneered and said, "Lao Tzu is the seventh existence on the killer list, what kind of cruel methods have you not experienced, you can come! Lao Tzu screams bitterly and counts Lao Tzu as losing!"
"Alas, Mr. Death, you misunderstood me, I am a civilized person, how could I torture you?" Ye Yang sat beside the Grim Reaper, poured a glass of wine and handed it to him, and then said with a smile, "I want others to tell you that there are many ways to know what you want to know, and torture to extract a confession is the next step, what I want to do now is to please Mr. Death, as long as I make you happy, you will naturally tell me, right?"
Hearing Ye Yang say this, the Grim Reaper knew that Ye Yang had done everything to save that woman, and it seemed that he had completely pinched him in his hands!
But you think you'll get away with it by currying favor with me?
It's a dream!
The body of the god of death is still extremely weak at the moment, and he still needs a little time to recover, and now Ye Yang does not dare to make a mistake to himself, so he took the wine glass very reassuringly, thinking in his heart that when Lao Tzu recovers his strength, it will be your death.
Thinking so in his heart, he said, "I want to know, how do you want to please me?"
"Don't worry, I know what you want most right now. Ye Yang winked at him for a while, as if the two of them were not enemies, but close friends, and then saw Ye Yang get up, walked to the door of the box, and clapped his hands outside.
Immediately afterwards, Michelin tires that had just been red walked into the box again, and their eyes were full of desire and dissatisfaction as they looked at death!
it!
Still coming?!
The god of death was so frightened that the wine glass in his hand fell to the ground, and then he was shocked to find that a certain part of his body was once again expanding rapidly, like the infinite expansion of the universe......
He stared at the door hatefully, Ye Yang, who was smiling, scolded, "Aphrodisiac! Fuck you, you fed Lao Tzu an aphrodisiac?!You fucking give it to me...... Ahh
Before the Grim Reaper finished his words full of hatred, one by one the female Tarzan pressed on him!
Leaving behind the sound of killing pigs one after another, Ye Yang walked out of the box, with a sneer on the corner of his mouth.
7th on the killer list?
Playing you like a dog!