In the last century, there was a special slogan called "Don't look at crooked nuts", because at that time, foreigners were fresh, and big guys were rarer than monkeys. Pen | fun | pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 ｉｎｆｏ

Although the current situation is different, in remote areas, foreigners are also "rare animals" that can be put into cages for exhibition.

But as soon as a few pets appeared, they immediately sucked away all the foreigners' limelight, there was a circle of people next to the budgie parrot, and a group of children around the fat dog, as for the young people in the village, they stood in front of the alpaca with a strange smile on their faces, observing this Internet celebrity-level mythical beast up close.

"10,000 heads of *** rush through the hearts of labor and management!"

This is the most famous mantra about it, Huang Mao often uses it on weekdays, and has always felt very imposing, not only expressing his emotions, but also setting off the momentum of "ten thousand horses galloping", extremely heroic.

But the real alpaca in front of him slapped him hard and told him how wrong this sentence was.

Rushing by? 10,000 heads?

When the alpaca runs, his sister jumps and jumps! It's like a military parade in the Northern Dynasties!

10,000 whistling by, his sister jumped and jumped "whistling by", her expression was all on the comic, how could there be any momentum at all!

If that's all it takes, that's it, Huang Mao won't be so embarrassed.

It's just that he is used to his casual temperament on weekdays, and when he saw the divine beast in his heart, he couldn't help but take a second look at it closely, and this look is a bad thing!

The unique head shape of the alpaca, when viewed from the side, seems to be born with a sense of joy, natural emojis, yellow hair is interesting to see, attracting the attention of the alpaca, and a person and a camel look at each other.

Being stared at by an alpaca, Huang Mao couldn't help laughing, like the people around him, laughed, and at this moment, the alpaca spit out directly, strong and powerful, and spit out his trouser leg directly!

And even spit?!

The yellow hair is directly on fire, and the wolf on the trouser leg makes him want to go up and intimidate him, the fat dog himself doesn't dare to provoke, and a *** is not ready to be caught?

It's just that this time it's even more miserable, the alpaca on the opposite side seems to sneeze, and a mouthful of thick green liquid is sprayed out by it, spraying yellow hair and a whole body!

This is its undigested blade of grass, as well as gastric juice.

The alpaca eats grass, and there is no means of counterattack, spitting has become its means of driving away the enemy, but I didn't expect to come to the mainland in the first game, and sprayed the yellow hair all over.

Seeing that Huang Mao was angry, Lin Mu hurriedly asked Wang Peng to take him to take a bath, change into his clothes first, and couldn't help wiping a cold sweat on his head.

The head of the divine beast really lives up to its name!

Concocted in the same way, Xiao Hei stepped forward and snorted twice, and after intimidating him, the other party was honest, and was led to the stable with peace of mind, eating grass with the white dragon horse, seeing that he was not as long as the other party's legs, he settled down to be a little brother.

……

The children of the village were so happy that they gathered around a few animals to feed them, and they were very busy.

The old people are also very lively, talking about homely things, while watching foreigners, it is very rare.

The village party secretary broke into a cold sweat and quietly called the township chief at his superior, telling him that when the ambassadors of several countries came here, the other party still didn't believe it? Fortunately, there were photos taken by himself, and after sending them over, he waited for two minutes, and then saw that the other party had let him entertain him well, waiting for the news that the leaders from above had come.

This is the rhythm of provincial and municipal leaders, but I don't know if it is Li Dakang or Gao Yuliang?

These nonsensical thoughts didn't appear in Lin Mu's heart, he just felt a strange mood, a feeling of wanting to look up to the sky and smile.

At the beginning, the Eight-Nation Alliance invaded Beijing, and now there are envoys from the Eight Nations gathering in Zhongzhou, but now it is different from the past, and this river and mountain is no longer a cake to be slaughtered on a plate!

In Lin Ye's bedroom next to him, Lin Muxin set up a table and banquet, and asked Wang Dezheng to accompany them to talk first.

I am just a flat-headed ordinary person, and the most important thing today is to do my brother's marriage, and it will be beautiful, and the guests and hosts will be happy!

After being busy for most of the day, she finally sent off the last wave of guests, except for the cook at the end of the yard, there was only a group of children and the elderly in the neighborhood chatting.

Seeing that Lin Mu came out of the house and had to help him clean up his things, he couldn't help but pat Lin Mu's back angrily and motioned him to hurry back to entertain the distinguished guests.

Entertain a yarn!

Lin Mu was too lazy to go back, Ba Tie was fine, knowing that no good thing would leave them behind, so he wholeheartedly helped himself speak. The other seven countries are constantly witty, talking about righteousness, interests, relationships, and threats, and they will change their faces once in a while, and they will be very painful to see themselves.

The matter of purple potatoes, developed to the point where it is today, is no longer something that can be decided by oneself, such a sharp weapon of the country, and it can even be said to be a strategic-level basic technology, is in the hands of rabbits, and it can almost affect the international situation, it is too hot!

"It's okay! They came today, just to show their attitude, let's leave this matter alone, just follow the country and eat some meat, a group of wealth boys, don't worry about them!" Lin Mu looked very open, confident, it was better to help sweep the floor with his little brother and sister.

Mother Lin sighed, and looked at the new mouths added to the family worriedly: "This gift is heavy, how can you feed it?" A little black dog can eat two steamed buns in one meal, plus this fat dog, you can know that it is a willing to eat when you look at it, and it is sad!"

Lin Lin, who was sweeping the floor next to her, covered her mouth and snickered, she liked the white cockatoo much so much, and she was looking forward to teaching it what to say.

Pour the remaining chicken and pork into the egg soup left over from half a basin, known as "egg soup", and bring it to the fat dog, Lin Mu rubbed its soft fur, he liked it very much, and he didn't know what this big fat dog could look like after experiencing Lingzhu washing and nourishing his bones.

If she grows to two meters tall by then, will she ride a dog around every day? This is so majestic, Xiao Lori probably thought of this scene in her heart, and if she doesn't go home after dinner, let the fat dog take her back?

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Between the mixed thoughts, Wang Dezheng asked the mayor to chat with him, and after he came out to make a phone call, he breathed a long sigh of relief.

Seeing Lin Mu looking at him, he couldn't help but be embarrassed and said: "The ghost knows that they came here directly?, but the above seems to have known about this situation for a long time, and dozens of spies have been arrested some time ago, this time Xiaolin, what do you want, don't be polite to them, except for Ba Tie, everyone else can add conditions as you want!!"

After speaking, he also pointed to the sky with his finger, which means that these words are the meaning of the above.

Neither of them said "why give it to them", purple potatoes are different from nuclear and weapons, they belong to the most basic and humane things, just like domestic rare earth resources, it is taboo to monopolize and not sell them to foreigners, because foreigners also have many monopoly resources, and if they don't sell them, the market will be over, which is a basis for acting that is recognized by all countries.

Of course, if you want to seek some benefits for yourself, then there is no problem, Lin Mu takes a fancy to this!

After washing his face, Lin Mu was in good spirits and returned to the house with Wang Dezheng.

It's time to rip off customers!

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