Chapter 44: Your Uncle, You Did It On Purpose
Beyoncé asks like a student, "Is there any parable in this?"
"The ants moved, the snake aisle, indicating that it will rain heavily tomorrow," Zhao Ping said with a faint smile, "It rained a little today, and now it has stopped, it is said that a few years ago, a foreign scientist discovered a kind of zombie ants that are more than 4,000 years old, which has caused a great effect in the academic world." ”
"I've heard of this zombie ant," Beyoncé said, "as if the fungus was controlling the ants inside, and the ants became puppets, but I think these little ants should be self-conscious, not zombie ants." ”
"If it's really zombie ants, the people who come to the funeral tomorrow will be in danger. Zhao Ping stood up and stretched comfortably, "In short, tomorrow's funeral, you have to be careful, someone must be trying to make trouble." ”
"I'm sure you can handle everything. Beyoncé has a bone admiration for Zhao Ping, and her eyes are affectionate, "Because, you are the first heavenly master of Shenzhou." ”
"Isn't it the first in the world?" Zhao Ping combed his handsome hair with his hand in the wind, and chanted a poem in the wind, "The big waves are washed away, how many heroes ·····"
Beyoncé was overjoyed when she heard it, she had already liked the 5,000-year-old culture of Shenzhou, and when she heard Zhao Ping's magnetic voice and vicissitudes of life at this moment, her heart beat faster.
Involuntarily, Beyoncé hugged Zhao Ping from behind, her big breasts were pressed fiercely, squeezing, and Zhao Ping's originally calm heart suddenly became a little excited.
He shouted in his heart: "Stop, stop, don't get excited, be calm, this is seduction, you can't fall into the way of the girl." ”
"Miss Beyoncé, you're pushing too hard. In the end, Zhao Ping couldn't help but say.
Beyoncé said, "It's fine. ”
"You're fine, I'm fine. ”
"You can't be hard about what you have to do. "Beyoncé Wave cold water. "I just want to hold you like this, if it rains, it would be great. ”
"What's so good about raining?"
"In the rain we can wanton men and women in things; Beyoncé said wistfully, "But, if you can't, I'll find a way." ”
The corners of Zhao Ping's mouth twitched, "Beyoncé, your words hurt me a lot." ”
Beyoncé also seems to know Zhao Ping's character: "If it was other men like this, they would have given up on themselves a long time ago, but you Zhao Ping are not, you have always been a super strong person, and you will not give up on yourself because of such a small thing." ”
"Know me,. Zhao Ping smiled and said, "God closed a door for me, and he will definitely open another door for me." ”
"I know. Beyoncé became the driver of the little train. "Zhao Ping, your fingers are so slender, it's very suitable for playing the piano. ”
"Do you think so too?" Zhao Ping shook off his coquettish hair, "A lot of people say that. ”
Zhao Ping was very embarrassed to show Beyoncé his finger.
"You can do something other than play the piano. Beyoncé said. "Especially your middle finger that makes my heart beat. ”
Zhao Ping instantly blushed.
Female hooligan.
Big hooligans.
Zhao Ping smiled a little dryly, "This, I, I don't understand what you say." ”
"You don't understand, I can teach you. Beyoncé said patiently.
Zhao Ping said, "Let's talk about something else... Hey, it's amazing, these ants actually come into the living room??"
Zhao Ping's eyes were very sharp, and he saw the group of ants moving towards the villa hall one by one for a long time.
"What's so strange about that?" said Beyoncé, "ants like warm places. ”
"It's a little weird. Zhao Ping walked over quickly, stood on the steps, and then called Beyoncé a chopstick.
Beyoncé handed the chopsticks to Zhao Ping.
"I'll see if it's really purposeful. ”
Zhao Ping directly stopped the chopsticks in this long line of ants who promised to enter the army.
It's also strange to say that ordinary ants will make a detour when they encounter a blockade in front of them.
But these ants in front of them seem to be very energetic, and they don't hit the south wall without looking back, and crawl over from the chopsticks.
Beyoncé is also curious;" Zhao Ping, these ants seem to be conscious. ”
"You also notice that something is wrong. Zhao Ping smiled.
"What are you doing?"
Gong Mo walked out of the living room.
"Look at the ants, come and see. Zhao Ping beckoned.
"Boring. Gong Mo felt that Zhao Ping was not doing his job.
"Boring," Zhao Ping snorted. "You don't understand the fun of ants. ”
Beyoncé: "Miss Gong Mo, come and take a look, these ants seem to be organized and premeditated towards the hall. ”
When Gong Mo heard Beyoncé say this, he hurriedly looked over, and it was true, there were about thirty or forty ants in a row who entered the living room at a very slow speed.
"What's going on?" Gong Mo felt strange,
"Someone is playing the game again." Zhao Ping said hehehehe, stood up, "If you want to play, I'll play with you." ”
Zhao Ping said, and quickly returned to the utility room.
Took out his own close-fitting backpack.
Then he took out a bottle of potion.
"What's in here?" Beyoncé asked.
"Scented water. Zhao Ping said. "It's more fragrant than perfume. ”
"Bragging again. He smiled, Gong Mo said. "Water smells too?"
"Make a bet. Zhao Ping blinked. "If it's scented, you can kiss me, and if you're shy, I'll kiss you. :”
Beyoncé kicked Zhao Ping away, 'Take me as air?
Zhao Ping smiled: "I forgot, I forgot, but, Sister Mo, do you dare?"
Provocative eyes.
Gong Mo sneered, "Zhao Ping, you can't do it anymore, you are still thinking about dirty things,"
"It's because I'm unfortunate that I'm mouthful. Zhao Ping said.
Gong Mo originally wanted to tell Zhao Ping to get out, but when he thought of what the leader said before leaving, his eyes rolled and he said, "Okay, I promise you, if I win, you will promise me one thing." ”
"What's the matter?"
"No matter what, you just promise, I won't kill you. ”
"A gentleman is hard to chase after a horse,"
Gong Mo said, "Okay, you can open the bottle now, I don't believe that water has a fragrance,"
Beyoncé was a little sympathetic;"Miss Gong Mo, you are wrong, when Zhao Ping is playing hooligan, you will lose if you are serious,"
Gong Mo's mouth stiffened, "I still don't believe it." ”
"The time has come to witness the miracle. ”
Zhao Ping said hehehe, opened the bottle, and then, the bottle emitted a burst of human fragrance.
Well, it's really more fragrant than flowers.
But there's a strange smell mixed in with it.
It's hard to tell.
"Is it a big appetite?"
Zhao Ping said hee-hee, "That's right, this fragrance also has a great appetite, and animals also have a sense of smell, now, I will introduce these ants." ”
"Some people do it, let the ants come in and swarm them," Zhao Ping said, "don't trample the ants to death, otherwise, the ants will unite and be very scary." ”
The ants that were about to enter the living room in groups seemed to smell this magical fragrance and stopped at once.
"It's amazing, Zhao. Beyoncé said a little excitedly. "Your means are divine. ”
Zhao Ping smiled modestly, "Generally, generally, don't look at me with such adoring eyes, I will be very proud." ”
"Zhao, in this way, you can control these ants. ”
"Of course. ”
Beyoncé was brainstorming, "Well, you can make these ants crawl on top of me and make me feel that tickling feeling." ”
Zhao Ping petrochemical.
"Don't make a fuss. Zhao Ping said, "I'm doing the right thing." ”
As he spoke, Zhao Ping slowly walked back.
While blowing the fragrance from the bottle, he beckoned: "Come, come, ants, go home, this is not your home, I will take you to a fun place." ”
"Zhao Ping, it's so fragrant, what are you holding in your hand?"
Wei Yun also smelled the smell and came out to ask.
"Shhh Zhao Ping said.
Wei Yun went over, "I'll take a look." ”
"Teacher, I'm going to get down to business. Zhao Ping said, "Don't make trouble." ”
"What is this, it smells so good, I'll take a look. Wei Yun seemed to be a little hungry, immune to the smell, and wanted to go over and grab the bottle in Zhao Ping's hand.
There was a thud.
The bottle in Zhao Ping's hand fell to the ground.
"Ah, I'm sorry, I'm sorry. Wei Yun looked apologetically.
The ants that came out immediately turned around.
"Grass, you did it on purpose. "Zhao Ping is a little angry.