Chapter 31 Soy sauce is not allowed to have dreams
After making several mistakes, seeing a mistake in the opposite soy sauce, Zhou Beibei shouted, "It's now, him!", and Gu Xiaoqi didn't disappoint Zhou Beibei this time, not only hammered it, but also walked without a teacher, and almost maximized the output, if he didn't grab people's heads in the end, Zhou Beibei should be more satisfied, but thinking about being angry, it is easy to get acne, easy to wrinkle, easy to become unbeautiful, Zhou Beibei endured it.
But when Gu Xiaoqi snatched someone's head with the Ice Arrow again, Zhou Beibei finally couldn't help it, pointed at Gu Xiaoqi's nose and said: "Gu Xiaoqi, you have to recognize yourself clearly, you are just a soy sauce, and soy sauce can't have dreams......"
"So what should I do?"
"Mend the knife, point to the person opposite. Zhou Beibei originally wanted to say that you don't know this, and he doesn't have any eyesight, but after thinking about it, this may be Gu Xiaoqi's first double-row, and it is estimated that he is quite confused, and this animal has not even touched DOTA ten days ago, and he should be more generous as his life mentor, so he does not despise Gu Xiaoqi.
But not long after, Zhou Beibei suddenly screamed, so that many animals in the Internet café all looked over, and thought that it was an ignorant girl who was deceived into the Internet café to give up after the chaos, when it was clear that this girl was so charming and charming, many male animals felt that the softest place in their hearts seemed to be touched, and even some of the animals were ready to move, with concern or rather lewd expressions. These animals are thinking that this time is the time when the girl's heart is empty, and they take advantage of the weakness with their personality charm
But Zhou Beibei's sentence "Get out, what are you looking at, I haven't seen a beautiful woman!" made these animals feel very hurt.
Zhou Beibei has long been used to it, in his freshman year, Zhou Beibei likes to take Xiaomi to the Internet café to surf the Internet, and there are often some old animals in the third and fourth years of college who talk to each other under various excuses, wanting to leave a phone or QQ or something, but in the end all he can get is Zhou Beibei's white eyes. Later, Zhou Beibei found out that this was not possible, so he simply provided the number, and specifically instructed him not to answer the phone during the day, and to wait until twelve o'clock to chat, so that those animals were excited.
Because of the phone number left by Zhou Beibei, during that period of time, the phone rang non-stop at a crematorium on the outskirts of the provincial capital at twelve o'clock in the middle of the night, and the uncle on night duty at the crematorium was also very depressed, and because the pressure on college graduates is quite high, and many freshman and sophomore animals are still relatively shy, so the number is all the livestock who are about to graduate from the junior or senior year, so many times the conversation becomes like this.
"Hey, is that the beautiful woman in the morning?"
"What beauty? ”
"Isn't this the phone call left by that beautiful woman in the morning?"
"Oh, there was a beautiful woman in the morning, but it's a pity. ”
"Go in, where do you go in?"
"Crematorium, you asked me about the phone call. ”
The animal who called was also quite dizzy, and after thinking about it for a while, he couldn't make a call in vain, so he said: "Crematorium? You have to be on duty to answer the phone so late, the income is quite high, right?"
"It's okay, it's more than 20,000 a month. "The person who answered the phone in the crematorium was quite bored at night, and he didn't say a word.
"More than two thousand, big brother, do you still need people in your unit?"
The goods on duty were also happy when they heard it, so they said: "Our unit needs people 24 hours a day, do you want to come in? 500 people, send packaging." ”
Then the older animals died......
"Gu Xiaoqi, you must have done it on purpose!" After sending away the blind-eyed livestock, Zhou Beibei slapped the mouse on the table hard, making the proprietress of the Internet café feel very distressed.
"What's wrong with me? Didn't I make up the knife as you asked and crush people?"
"You...... You...... You!" "Zhou Beibei originally wanted to say that I asked you to make up the knife is to make up for it, and I asked you to press people to let you press the person opposite, not for you to take all the positive supplements, so that you can't make money, but after thinking about it, if you say this, it means that you admit that the mending knife is not as good as Gu Xiaoqi, so I pointed at Gu Xiaoqi's nose for a long time and endured it.
Some people only need a short period of time to be worth the effort of someone else's lifetime, just like DOTA, it really depends on talent.
Zhou Beibei had to admit that in less than ten days, in terms of the level of mending the knife alone, Gu Xiaoqi had gradually caught up with him, and he also surpassed many people in the Electric Academy, and the time to calculate and attack the amount of blood was simply outrageous.
"You go to the wilderness, and I'll clear the monster later. Zhou Beibei had to find a reason to take Gu Xiaoqi away, anyway, with her Zhou Beibei's strength, she could go sideways in this area.
"What is Rano?"
Looking at Gu Xiaoqi's innocent and eager eyes for knowledge, Zhou Beibei had no choice but to patiently explain, the wild monsters in DOTA are refreshed every minute, and when you are at 51 to 53 seconds, he will run as soon as he pulls the monsters out, and it will refresh again.
Gu Xiaoqi said "oh" and went into the woods. As a novice, Gu Xiaoqi is based on the principle of watching more and learning more, and he will watch the operation of other teammates when he has nothing to do in the free time, and he feels a little wrong after watching it for a while......