When I woke up, I found that I was still in the hotel, and I subconsciously got up, but unexpectedly I grabbed a soft thing in my hand, and I was also missing all my clothes.

"Hmm......" A woman's moaning sounded in my ears, and I looked at it suddenly, and my whole body was petrified.

Because at this time, Miss Tang was sleeping next to me, she turned over lazily, at this time my hand was on a certain ball of softness, yesterday I did drink some wine, could it be said that I did something bad in my sleep? But something is wrong, I am not drunk, I am drunk, basically sleeping, but I have never done drunk and disorderly things!

I jumped up and found that I still had pants, so I was relieved, but Miss Tang looked like she was about to wake up at this time, and I panicked, and without saying a word, I immediately rushed out of the hotel with my clothes in my arms.

"That...... Guest, guest, you have a hundred dollar deposit!" the proprietress shouted after me.

But at this time, my mind was already a mush, and for a while I began to run wildly without regard for a reason, and suddenly at this time, I passed by a news car, and a female reporter poked out of the window, she took the microphone and said: "This gentleman, why did you choose to run naked in the morning?"

"Naked ...... "I took a quick look at my body, and then I realized that I was running barefoot and wearing only a pair of pants, and I was holding my clothes, and the passers-by around me were stunned.

"Don't look, it's corns!" said a mother who covered her daughter's eyes.

"Yo, brother, are you also bathing in this free air, indulging in the excitement of youth?" came a big man with chest hair from behind me, and it was outrageous that he was wearing a woman's bra and a pair of T-shaped panties!

It turned out to be a women's clothing boss!

"I, I...... I ...... "I couldn't explain it at this time, but unexpectedly, the sound of a police car came from behind me."

"Stop me with the two naked guys running in front!" An angry policewoman leaned out of the car window and yelled at us.

At this time, the women's clothing boss gave me a thumbs up, and he said, "Youth...... It's about to burn, are you ready, boy?"

"What?"

Before I could react, the very soft women's clothing boss sped up, and even rushed out towards the front at a very strong speed, like a go-kart.

And I suddenly stepped on something slippery, and when I looked down, it turned out to be a piece of fresh stinky shit, and at this time my whole body fell down at an angle of 90 degrees, and the last thought in my mind was only two words: "It's over!"

……

"Sister, I really don't know that person, you believe me!" I was very aggrieved in the interrogation room, looking at the policewoman and said.

This is a handsome policewoman, she pulled her hat and said: "Don't be close, the man who runs naked with you is a repeat offender, you are a college student, I hope you can correct your three views and put an end to contact such people!"

I knew that no matter how much I explained, it was useless, I was wrong, and I was to blame for stepping on that piece of shit, so I made a note and silently took a taxi back to school.

But I didn't expect that just standing at the school gate, I was almost petrified.

I saw that Shi Xiaolong and Zhang Xiaoworm were already waiting at the gate of the campus with a large group of people, and after I walked out of the car in a gloomy manner, the two suddenly shouted in unison: "Welcome to the throne of the naked king!"

"You, you ......" I was so angry that I almost fought with them, Xiaolong said: "Now your name has spread in the school, and people say that you are performance art, using an unrestrained way to promote the freedom that college students crave!"

"Free ghost, don't follow me. I angrily walked towards the dorm room.

Xiaolong said from afar: "Hey, Li Baitian!

"Mention that girl to me again, I'm not done with you!" I shouted.

Xiaolong burst into a shocking laugh: "Brother, brother, I swear to you, if that girl comes to you, I will broadcast live in front of the whole school, swallow a pound alive......!"

When I came to the dormitory, I turned on the computer and found that the entire campus forum had exploded, and at this time there was a photo of mosaic, which turned out to be a photo of me running on the road with the previous women's clothing boss.

Only then did I know that the original women's clothing boss had a lot of background, it seemed to be the spirituality of a certain worker group, and then he had exhibitionism, and he was an Internet celebrity, and the title read: "College student Li Baitian and women's clothing boss Niu Dingtian performed performance art, using naked running to continue the college students' yearning for a free life." ”

The following are all messages, but what I didn't expect was that there were only a small number of scolding people in it, and the vast majority of them were praising me.

"Li worships a naïve man, and uses such a self-sacrificing way to describe the freedom that college students crave, instead of being constrained by social rules!"

"Li worships the gods and people, self-harming his body, straining his muscles and bones, and preaching the equality in our minds for those of us who are about to step on the quagmire of society!"

"Li Baitian is so handsome, look at the figure, look at the figure...... He's in such a good shape, woo wow, it's like touching his biceps!"

When I saw these descriptions, I suddenly couldn't help but start giggling...... It's still quite enjoyable, and it seems that running naked is not a bad thing!

But when I had this idea, I immediately gave myself a slap in the face, and it hurt me so much, how could I have such a dangerous idea? This time I was lucky, and I was mistaken for performance art, so next time I will be directly considered a hooligan!

Just as I was about to close the computer, I found that someone posted a sentence on the forum: "Look at the snake tattoo on Li Baitian's back, it's so cool!"

"Tattoo?" I was shocked, when I downloaded the photo, zoomed it in, and found that sure enough, on my back, there was a colorful snake, the snake was very realistic, it looked like it was alive, could it be that when I was sleeping at night, Miss Tang tattooed it for me?

It doesn't make sense, because she was asleep at the time, how could she get a tattoo, and I am particularly disgusted by tattoos, after all, in China, tattoos are not recognized by the public, although this is also a way to promote personality, but if you go to work or something, others see this tattoo, do you dare to accept it!

I came to the bathroom, looked in the mirror, and suddenly I couldn't believe the reality in front of me, there was a pair of exaggerated red wings on my back, but it was real, what the hell was going on?

I tried to rub the tattoo with my hands, but I couldn't get it off anyway.

Just then, the door of my own life opened, and two of my best friends, Xiaolong and Xiaoworm, entered.

The worm saw me and smiled: "Shout, now reveling in your own nakedness, sure enough, you are a pervert!"

"By the way, how about the two girls you dated?" I said.

Xiao Worm was very proud: "My words, you know, have a girlfriend, so I just chatted with that girl, and I didn't go directly to the real knife, but Xiaolong's words...... This guy did it seven times in one night!"

"!" I was very surprised, but Xiao Worm is indeed different from Xiao Long, Zhang Xiao Worm is still very attentive to his girlfriend, and he usually only chats with other girls, of course, in the eyes of others, Xiao Worm and Xiao Long are both masters of the love saint level.

The worm threw me a cigarette: "What about you? How many times did you come last night?"

I was stunned, the corners of my mouth began to twitch, and my heart said that if I didn't say it once, they would definitely gossip, although it was indeed a loss, but at this time I still had to lie.

I coughed, lit my cigarette, and held out three fingers.

"Three times?" the worm was stunned, "That's not bad, that girl is pretty upright!"

"Whaha, it seems that your Taoism is still not as good as mine!" the little dragon froze.

I glanced at him: "I don't care if you believe it or not seven times at a time, this thing is about time, not quantity, not to mention, I haven't eaten breakfast yet, Ya's police station doesn't even care about food!"

New book address

Title: My wife is a big guy

It's already 300,000 words, please feel free to read!