How can I often stand by the river without getting my shoes wet, Zhou Beibei has lost in the rivers and lakes for so many years, but even if he was abused by five black shops, he didn't have the depression of being so despised by a few rookies this time.

Zhou Beibei was so angry that he forgot that this was not in the girls' dormitory, and couldn't help but scream three times as usual to express his depression.

Zhou Beibei had just finished shouting, and someone upstairs shouted: "What time is this, do you have a sense of public morality?"

Some people shouted at the same time, "What are you doing, you won't stuff a towel in your mouth, and the shouting is not professional at all, how can you shout like this, there is no fun at all, watch more films and learn!"

Although Zhou Beibei, a little woman, opens her teeth and claws, and sometimes plays hooligans, she is actually a kitten pretending to be a tiger, and when someone said this, she remembered that there was such an animal as Gu Xiaoqi behind her, and Zhou Beibei's face turned red all of a sudden.

Zhou Beibei sweated profusely, but Gu Xiaoqi opened the window without changing his face and shouted to it: "My family has opened a cattle farm." ”

"What's the matter with me that your family has a cattle farm?" the scolding livestock upstairs was a little baffled.

Gu Xiaoqi: "I want to ask you to help." ”

The livestock upstairs was even more dizzy: "I don't know how to raise cattle!"

Gu Xiaoqi: "It doesn't matter, just go to that station, so that the cow will grow faster when it digests it......"

The livestock upstairs is quite happy, thinking that the goods downstairs should be beautiful and delicious, now the employment pressure is so great, college graduates on the career This sentence is not in vain, so I said: "Thank you, I'll think about it later......"

"Okay!" Gu Xiaoqi closed the window when he said this, and when he saw Zhou Beibei's stupid and cute appearance, he explained: "Cows eat to ruminate, ruminant knows...... Uh, that's what it means to spit out, you get the ......"

Zhou Beibei was immediately amused, and then drank two sips of water, ready to play another game. Gu Xiaoqi said that you will let me play for a while, let me play......

"This classmate!" Zhou Beibei glanced at Gu Xiaoqi and said, what do you mean by me letting you play with it, making the old lady look like something. Isn't there a TV outside, you go find a random midnight program to see first, and I'll let you after this game.

"......" Gu Xiaoqi looked at the time, it was only seven o'clock, which one

The midnight show is now on the air, and at this time it's all about cartoons except for the news, and it's all about sheep or bears, which doesn't mean anything to a physiologically healthy male. However, Gu Xiaoqi still ran to the living room very interestingly, after all, the small bench was far less comfortable than the sofa in the living room, and it was time to rest for a while after a busy day.

"Pigs! Are you pigs!

"Are you Paige or George! Thirty minutes without even a wild fight?"

"Ahh......hh

Listening to the voice, Gu Xiaoqi knew that this game of Zhou Beibei must be extremely miserable, and it must be another 1V9 game. In fact, in many cases, the lethality of a pig teammate is not necessarily less than that of a professional opponent, and the probability of encountering four pig teammates at the same time in the rookie room is quite large.

I don't know how long it took, after killing the Quartet several times, Zhou Beibei came out of the small room contentedly and prepared to pour a glass of water to drink, just like a prostitute who had just come out of the kiln. When Zhou Beibei poured water, he saw Gu Xiaoqi sitting on the sofa watching a football game.

"Scored, scored!" At this time, the picture of scoring a goal happened to appear on the TV, but Gu Xiaoqi didn't look excited at all, which was not at all different from the performance of a few animals that Zhou Beibei knew who liked to watch football. So Zhou Beibei asked, why aren't you excited, at least you have to cheer.

'The goal was offside. Gu Xiaoqi said expressionlessly.

"Damn, you know this, you are better than the referee?" Zhou Beibei obviously didn't believe it, because the score on the TV screen had already been changed. But after Zhou Beibei took out a cup, poured a glass of water, and drank it, he saw that the score on the screen was really turned back, and the commentator was also saying that it was a pity.

"Is it really so powerful?" Zhou Beibei was a little dizzy.

Gu Xiaoqi naturally wouldn't say that this game was a video, I had already watched it yesterday, so I not only knew that the ball was offside, but also knew that a little JJ of a livestock would be kicked bad when a free kick was taken. Gu Xiaoqi smiled indifferently and put on a master's appearance, of course.

Gu Xiaoqi felt that Zhou Beibei would definitely admire him to death, but he didn't expect Zhou Beibei to just leave with a word. Gu Xiaoqi said: "Isn't it my turn, I watched TV for two hours." ”

Zhou Beibei looked at the sky in surprise and found it outside

It's already dark. When he was in class, Zhou Beibei always felt that time passed so slowly, an hour was like a day, but when he played games, time was really like flying.

Zhou Beibei felt that if he didn't let Gu Xiaoqi vent again, this animal would probably be furious at night, and it would be difficult to touch it at that time. After all, the door of the room was not secure, and it couldn't prevent a sturdy animal like Gu Xiaoqi from touching it while he was asleep...... So Zhou Beibei said, "Go, go." ”

Gu Xiaoqi smiled shamelessly, and immediately got up from the sofa and sat in front of the computer. Originally, Gu Xiaoqi thought that Zhou Beibei would definitely watch TV outside like himself, and he wanted to take the opportunity to flip through a few hard drives on the computer to see what the good things Zhou Beibei just said. But Zhou Beibei directly poured a cup of hot water and sat on the small bench behind him with the water cup.

"What are you doing?" Gu Xiaoqi asked weakly.

"Look at you playing the game, see if you will change your body or something when you play the game, just like the Monkey King in Dragon Ball, switch battle forms. Although he knew that Gu Xiaoqi's strength seemed to have surpassed him a lot, Zhou Beibei still couldn't believe it, and felt that Gu Xiaoqi must be a pervert, just like a Super Saiyan.

"......" Gu Xiaoqi was a little speechless, but this feeling of being watched by people was still quite refreshing, and she was such a charming and beautiful girl.

"By the way, what did you mean by offside just now?" Zhou Beibei took a sip of hot water and asked.

Gu Xiaoqi originally wanted to say Zhou Beibei, are you a pig, you don't even know what offside is, but as soon as he saw Zhou Beibei holding a cute water cup and looking at him innocently, Gu Xiaoqi quieted down. Explained: "When you play football, ......"

I have to say that girls' understanding of sports is still worse than that of boys, Gu Xiaoqi said a lot, and his mouth was a little dry, but Zhou Beibei still didn't understand what you were talking about. So Gu Xiaoqi thought about it and said: "In other words, for example, you and your boyfriend are on a team, and your girlfriend is the goalkeeper of the opposing team, when you pass the ball to your boyfriend, your boyfriend is closer to your girlfriend than anyone on the other side, this is offside!"

"Oh...... I see!" Zhou Beibei suddenly realized, nodded his little head and complained, why are you talking about such a simple thing, why are you talking about such a simple thing, wouldn't it be over if you said it earlier......

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