445. The Best Old Dick Silk!
"Okay, let's go!" After downloading, the old dick cheered, rubbed his hands, and pointed at Tu Shen: "Xiaotu, go and bring the box of state banquet special for 80 years of Moutai sent by Chairman Cao, I'll check if it's really ......"
Tu Shen glanced at Qinghu with jealousy and depression, and spread his hands, the meaning was obvious: You see how sad I am, I have monstrous skills, and I am here every day to play with the old man!
He ran downstairs aggrieved, picked up a box of wine, and put it on the coffee table.
The old dick took the tablet, scanned it on the barcode curiously, looked at the tablet, and smiled: "Alasββ, alasββ, not bad, the price is out, more than a thousand bottles!"
Pushing the wine to the side, he said to himself with a fluttering eyebrow: "This old man Cao still has a little conscience, he didn't shake me, put it back, none of you are allowed to drink it secretly! I'll ......keep it and drink it slowly."
Ye Fan stood aside and waited for a long time, the old dick still didn't look at him, Ye Fan almost wanted to run away, this old guy, born a tyrant who lacks two things, he knows how to collect and pamper his meager family property when he is idle!
However, Ye Fan also knows the truth that people can't look good, on the Xiuzhen Continent, Ye Qingmei told him, on the rivers and lakes, he is most afraid of three kinds of people - the elderly, children, and monks.
"Who stole your wine?" Butcher went down with a box of wine on his face of grief and indignation, and after a while, he came up again, still standing respectfully behind the old man.
"Master, I've brought the No. 1 Lingnan Divine Doctor here, why don't we see a doctor first?" Qinghu cautiously reminded.
The old dick was still deaf and unmoved, smashed his mouth, and glanced at Tu Shen with a twisted expression: "What, Xiaotu, I'm tired of the Oriental Aiwei you downloaded for me a few days ago, can you update it for me?"
God Tu's black face instantly turned into black charcoal, and he almost wanted to cry, old man, there are outsiders here, can you respect yourself a little?
What a shame on people!
Seeing that Tu Shen hesitated, the old dick immediately glared at him, and said with foam: "What's the matter? The wings are stiff and you don't take the teacher in your eyes? Sue you, I still have a set of boxing techniques and two sets of cultivation exercises here that I haven't passed on to you! Don't give me a hundred Ai Wei films, don't want to learn these earth-shattering skills!"
"Okay, I'll give it to you!" God Tu took the tablet with a humiliated look on his face and opened a piece of software.
Looking at those hot pictures, the old dick was so excited that he almost jumped up, poked his head and said interestingly: "I want to see this, that'......s it!
The old dick held the tablet and looked at it as if no one was around, and there was a heartbeat moan from the tablet immediately, and a moment later, there was a snapping sound of bodies hitting each other.
Looking at those angry pictures, the old dick was dumbfounded, and he was about to flow out, and muttered in his mouth: "Good-looking, so young, so innocent! Oh, this devil is really perverted, such a young girl, you guys also do it! It's too evil, but I like it!"
Qinghu glanced at Ye Fan apologetically, and the old dick was still there talking nonsense: "When will there be another battle, I will definitely set foot in Tokyo and save them from fire and water!"
"Qinghu, if you don't need me to see a doctor, I'll go!" Ye Fan almost wanted to brush his sleeves away, he didn't take himself seriously.
Before the green fox could speak, the old dick waved his hand first: "Who is rare for you to see a doctor! Hurry up and get out! Bai Lily is just fooling around, no one can see this disease well!"
My ββ, Ye Fan lightly burst into a foul mouth, and walked in the direction of the elevator, but the old dick didn't look at him, still immersed in the hot and evil plot, and his mouth was full of amazements.
Qinghu hurriedly followed Ye Fan, grabbed his arm and said, "Doctor Ye, you can't go!"
"Why?" Ye Fan smiled: "He doesn't need me to see a doctor at all." β
"Master has been ill for a long time, many famous doctors have come to treat his old man, but there is no effect, he has developed a psychology of resisting treatment, please bear ......with me," Qinghu explained anxiously.
"Then you still want to do his ideological work. I'm just an ordinary doctor, not a psychiatrist, so I don't have the time to play with him!" Ye Fan said coldly.
And here, God Tu is also trying his best to persuade the old dick: "Master, he is a Lingnan miracle doctor, we took a lot of effort to invite him, can you let him take a look?"
"The doctors in Lingnan are all a bunch of waste! Wu Zishan has shown me everything, but the result is also helpless? What is he?" said the old dick with disdain while admiring the Oriental Aiwei film.
"Wu Zishan is still working under his medical group, and at this year's Famous Doctor Conference, Wu Zishan even admitted that his medical skills were not as good as Ye Fan......" Tu Shen said bitterly.
"Fuck off! y'all roll me rough!" the old dick looked proud, and raised his eyebrows, "Anyway, I don't believe that anyone can cure the disease!No, to be exact, I'm not sick at all!" He patted his stomach with a smug face, "This is because I am really angry, you still can't learn it if you want to! Bai Lily is a lot of things!"
"Give it a try!"
"What are you trying? I don't know Bai Lily's little abacus yet, her own leg disease is not cured, she has no confidence in this doctor, and she doesn't dare to let this bullshit doctor treat her, so she wants me to be a guinea pig first and test his medical skills! No way!" The old dick turned up his voice much louder, smoking a dry cigarette while watching intently.
And here, the green fox is also persuading Ye Fan.
"He is an old man with outstanding achievements, and he has a unique personality, and his personality is a bit eccentric...... Thank you for your understanding. Seeing that Ye Fan was unmoved, Qinghu's face also pulled down.
"With a stunt, I think he's a stupid old tyrant! The essence is an old dick! For the old disrespect, he openly looks at Ivy! Do you still take me in your eyes?" Ye Fanxin said, I think I'm secretly watching Ivy in the dead of night, is it so grandiose?
It's so annoying!
However, although Ye Fan was so mocking in his mouth, he quietly opened his divine sense and quickly swept it over him, and the result made Ye Fan's heart tremble!
In this person's sea of popularity, the true qi is filled to the point that it is incomparable, and the composition of the true qi is extremely complex, there are at least five or six kinds.
Now, the furious true qi in his sea of qi stretched out, stretching the sea of qi to the point of almost exploding. The table is outside, that is, his lower abdomen is high and bulging.
The internal organs were oppressed by the sea of qi, and the displacement and squeezing of the five internal organs occurred, and almost all the internal organs were diseased, and the functions were almost completely abolished.
Strongman!
Ye Fan found that his sea of qi was extremely strong, and it was obvious that his previous cultivation was extraordinary.
Otherwise, it is the master of the foundation building period on the Xiuzhen Continent, suppressed by such a violent true qi, the sea of qi expands and deforms to this point, I am afraid that the next moment, the sea of qi will explode.
Moreover, this person's nature is extremely tenacious, because he could have chosen to let the sea of qi guide it into the meridians, so that the meridians would certainly be impacted and his cultivation would be abolished, but at least he would not need to suffer such a huge pain. Ye Fan looked at his belly, and with a sweep of his senses, he found that his belly was almost translucent, and the meridians and blood vessels were clearly visible.
And the current situation is that this old dick silk with extremely rare perseverance, firmly locks several passes where the sea of qi intersects with the meridians, and does not let the violent true qi pour into the meridians around his body, and he still has a thought - that is, to fuse and absorb these different kinds of true qi for my use!
Under this person's obscene and unserious appearance, there is a great ambition hidden, and there is an obsession and pursuit of becoming a peerless powerhouse in his heart!
While Ye Fan was scanning him, the old dick who was arguing with his apprentice suddenly turned his head, his pupils shrank suddenly, he frowned and looked at Ye Fan, and said with a smile: "You kid is a bit of a door!
And at this moment, Ye Fan also realized that this old dick was actually extraordinary, and he felt pity in his heart, turned around and walked over, pulled over a chair and sat down in front of the old man: "Down, Lingnan Chinese medicine Ye Fan!"
"My name is Lin Jin, it's not a bad name, but they all call me an old madman in private, you can call me that!" Lin Jin smiled kindly, turned off the tablet, put it aside, and commanded the slaughtering god: "Serve the tea!
"Yes! Master!" God Tu hurriedly agreed, glancing at Ye Fan one by one.
Tu Shen rushed to the good West Lake Longjing, and glanced at the green fox, the two looked at each other, shocked beyond words, I can't figure out how the old man and the young who were still tense and despise each other just now, how can they respect each other so much and laugh at each other?
You know, the old madman is notoriously arrogant and uninhibited, a year ago, when Wu Zishan came to see him, the old man asked him to see a doctor while washing his feet, and he didn't even look at Wu Zishan. What is this Ye Fan's ability to make the old madman who has always resisted treatment so important?
"Those who are willing to show others with their true colors, and have Zen heart and concentration, therefore, pseudo-Confucianism is not as good as real name prostitutes! The old gentleman can show people with his true colors, and he is not afraid of people's words, this concentration and Zen heart are by no means beyond the reach of the younger generations!" Ye Fan knew that this old guy was aware of it when his divine sense scanned him, and he couldn't help but secretly admire that this was the first person to discover that he had divine sense since he crossed the seizure.
"Okay, boy, you know me!" Lin Jin stroked his palms and laughed, glanced at Ye Fan with appreciation, and said with a pun.
"Old man, you also understand me!" Ye Fan saw that he didn't ask about the master, his heart felt a little calm, and said with a smile.
Listening to the conversation between the two like playing dumb riddles, Qinghu and God Tu were even more puzzled, it was enough trouble to have an old madman, wouldn't there be another little madman?
Suddenly, Lin Jin leaned out, approached Ye Fan, smiled obscenely, and asked, "Then you also show your true colors and tell me, do you also like to watch this kind of film?"