The whole human world is paying attention to Dayan, the entire Dayan is paying attention to the imperial capital, the entire imperial capital is paying attention to the Xianlin Hall, and Li Chuyi, who is the focus, is scratching his scalp.

Scratch all the time.

It's almost bleeding.

"Grass, the master has to kowtow a total of 572 rings, and bow more than 1,400 bows, are you the crown prince or are you going to mourn? After a wave of death, you can directly give me a funeral, and be a fart prince! Don't do it, resolutely don't do it! This is going to do it, how can the master mix in the rivers and lakes after he is done, and he won't be laughed to death if he spreads out! You tell me the truth, is there someone secretly trying to embarrass the master? Fuck him a Taoist priest, the master can't kill him!"

The little monkey was about to cry, he was originally assigned to Li Chuyi as a personal eunuch, and he still felt that he was a beautiful person, who knew that Li Chuyi was going crazy in a few days, and he was going crazy, and there were no rules in the mind of His Royal Highness the Prince-to-be, and he just said one sentence over and over again - this is not good, that is not good!

The sacrificial text is too long to read, the etiquette is cumbersome, and it is troublesome for the people to respect the streets, and even the prince's yellow robe is too heavy and cumbersome, so that it is easier to take it than his broken robe, and now when it comes to kneeling to worship the ancestors and ancestors, he shouts not to do it, and the little monkey really feels that he is not going to be a prince, and he is here to find fault at this time.

Secretly souring his own sorrow, the little monkey persuaded with a bitter face: "Your Highness, this is the rule of the royal family, and all the princes have been like this. It's no one else you're worshipping, everyone is a member of the royal family who has made meritorious contributions, they are your ancestors, so you should worship too!"

Li Chu became angry as soon as he landed, and slapped it down, and there was suddenly another dense handprint on the table.

"I'm the ancestor of your ancestors, you don't know how to read, don't you? Look here, here, what do you read these four words?

The grandson also dares to be the ancestor of the little master? I am the one who killed me, and you let me worship him? Are you sick or am I sick?"

With a shudder in his heart, the little monkey hurriedly lowered his head.

The original Thirteenth Prince Yuwen Xuanli has not been dead for a long time, and of course the little monkey will not forget it. The edict said that Yuwen Xuanli was practicing and went wrong and died, and he always thought so, until today he was shocked to hear that the main master was here, and the little monkey suddenly felt that his errand was a little bitter, and his back was cold.

If others said this, he wouldn't believe it, but as soon as Li Chuyi said it, he had to believe it. The Nine Emperors were beaten to death by him, and many people saw it, is there anything strange about killing the Thirteenth Prince?

Seeing that the little monkey didn't dare to raise his head, Li Chuyi's anger was also suppressed.

He's not targeting the little monkeys, he's just just not used to these broken rules.

originally thought that being the crown prince was a matter of the old emperor's words, at most, it was to make an appointment with the person who should be met in the next edict, and it would be over with a familiar face. Later, I learned that I had to go to the altar of the emperor to hold a ceremony, although the little fat man was troublesome, but he didn't care too much.

What is the Altar of the Emperor's Ancestors?

The place where the Yuwen royal family buried the dead!

What trouble can there be in sacrificing an ancestor, isn't it just to worship two sticks of incense and it's over, at most cry two more throats to get a few tears of "true love", and where can it be troublesome?

As a result, the palace sent the little monkey to tell him, and then he realized that he was very wrong.

From bathing and fasting to ritual details, there are as many as three jade slips recorded alone. The little fat man glanced at the first ten big, except for a few more glances at the picture, he didn't see a word, from beginning to end was the little monkey explaining, and the more he listened, the more annoyed he became, and he slapped a good mixed gold iron pear table into an iron pear pot, and the dense palm prints were speechless even when he looked at it.

Patting the little monkey, Li Chuyi said softly: "Don't be afraid, I'm not targeting you, I'm just not happy with these broken rules." In this way, it is still the old rules, if you go to the palace and tell the old emperor, you will say that the young master has a bad waist and a bad neck, if he doesn't want to have a paralyzed prince, these rules will be waived for me. ”

How dare the little monkey, he knelt down with a poof, and kowtowed like pounding garlic.

"Your Highness, you will spare the minions! The last time I entered the palace, my emperor was furious, and this time I will go again, the minions... Your Highness, you can do well, show mercy!"

The head was slammed hard and hard, and the blood splashed in the blink of an eye, Li Chuyi looked at his forehead and hurt, and he frowned and straightened his teeth.

This kid can't be a demonstration for the master, right?

"Get up!"

"Spare the minions, Your Highness!"

"You get up first!"

"The minion really doesn't dare to go again, Your Highness!"

"No, you get up first! Don't knock, I'm dizzy when I look at it!"

"Your Highness, if you want to force the slave to go again, you might as well kill the slave directly, woo woo woo ~~~!"

“...”

"Your Highness..."

“......”

"Woo woo woo ~~~~~!"

With a bang, the sword was inserted in front of the little monkey, and the crying stopped abruptly.

"If you howl again, your dream will come true!"

Raising his eyes and seeing the fierce light in Li Chu's eyes, the little monkey suddenly became excited, and hurriedly got up and lowered his head to the side, not daring to take any more breaths.

Scratching his eyebrows with a headache, Li Chuyi was full of helplessness.

The last time he came back, the little monkey was like a fried quail, and his face was bloodless for several days, and this time he asked him to estimate that if the old emperor didn't kill him, he himself could scare himself to death.

Turning his head to look at Li Sinian on the side, the little fat man put on a big smile and called sweetly: "Dear four ......"

Before he finished speaking, Li Sinian put on a crying face, and said in a loud voice: "Your Highness, you can spare the villain, woo woo woo ~~~"

"Grass, fuck off!

Haha, Li Sinian shook his head without hesitation and said, "Don't go!"

"Don't you still want to go into the palace to see? What a good opportunity, don't you go?"

"Get out, Lao Tzu entered the palace to see the situation, not to do this kind of drudgery!

"He knows you're my friend and won't kill you. ”

"What if?"

"No in case. ”

"What if?"

"I'll grave you today next year!"

"Cao, Lao Tzu's marriage is not concluded, you just let me send him to death, do you have a conscience? Why don't you call Lao Fang to go?"

"You also said that I have no conscience, let Brother Fang go, and you go and tell Sister Xiu'er yourself?"

"Then you can't just catch me alone!"

"Don't worry, I won't cheat you, it's really fine. Even if there is something really wrong, I will burn a few more paper figures for you tomorrow today, men, women and children, to ensure that your children and grandchildren are full!"

"Your uncle, even if the old party can't do it, why don't you let Xiao Erhei go?"

"Do you think it's appropriate to send it to the old emperor?"

"You... You're the and you're bullying me! Eh, what about Lao Fang? Xiao Erhei is not here, it seems that I haven't seen them in the past two days?"

"Well, that's true. ”

Thinking about it carefully, I really haven't seen Fang Junnan and his wife and Xiao Erhei in the past two days, and even Diemeng rarely shows up, only Li Sinian and Sanjo accompany him to "suffer".

Stretching out his hand and beckoning three, the little fat man asked, "Where is your second brother?"

"Chirp~~Twitter~~Xiu~~~"

Swinging his wings and making random gestures, no one knows what Sanjo said.

"Stupid thing!"

Laughing and scolding, Li Chuyi shook his arm to let the three fly, and then stood up: "Go, lead the way, let's go find them!"

"Your Highness, the minion hasn't finished telling you yet..."

"Can't you be distracted? I don't know if you combine work and rest? You really want to drive me crazy, don't you?"

After a spittle sprayed on his face, the little monkey suddenly wilted, stood honestly in place with his head down, and let Li Chuyi and Li Sinian get up and leave.

Following the three, the two came all the way to Fang Junnan's door, knocked on the door and no one answered, the two looked at each other and thought that there was no one inside, and were about to turn around and leave, but when they heard the door open, a fluffy little head poked out, it was Xiao Erhei.

The little fat man was stunned for a moment, and wondered, "Why are you inside? Brother Fang, are they also there? What are you doing?"

"Are you done?" Xiao Erhei asked without answering.

"Not yet, come out and take a breath. ”

After speaking, he took a closer look, and saw Xiao Erhei's mysterious appearance, the little fat man was suddenly suspicious, and grabbed it.

"What are you doing, how are you sneaky?"

"Shh~~!!"

Raising his little paw and making a quiet gesture, Xiao Erhei cautiously closed the door, and then took a breath.

"What the hell is going on?"

Li Chuyi was even more puzzled, and so was Li Sinian, the two had never seen it like this.

didn't answer immediately, Xiao Erhei first closed his eyes and pondered, and waited until Li Chuyi's hand touched the Jianhua Sword before he hurriedly opened his eyes and approached with a serious face.

"You are busy these days, Brother Fang and Sister Xiu'er don't let us disturb you. But now that you've found it yourself, I think it's better to tell you about it. ”

Looking at its solemn face, Li Chu felt bad, grabbed his neck and asked urgently, "What's wrong? Is it that Brother Fang's cultivation has gone wrong? Or Sister Xiu'er, has there been a problem with her cultivation?"

"It's not. ”

"What's that?"

"I told you not to get excited, but to be steady. ”

"Grass, say it quickly! Don't say that the master chopped you, eat dumplings with dog meat stuffing tonight!"

This time, it was said that it was the dog Xiao Erhei, but he didn't get angry, he still looked serious, stretched out his paws and solemnly patted Li Chuyi's shoulder.

"Big White Pig, you're going to be an uncle. ”

"Huh?" Li Chuyi didn't understand.

"I said, you're going to be an uncle. Not only you, but so are you!"

As he spoke, Xiao Erhei looked at Li Sinian.

Li Sinian reacted quickly, only pondered for a moment and instantly understood, and suddenly looked at Xiao Erhei with an excited face.

"You mean...?"

Xiao Erhei nodded heavily, and the dog's mouth grinned happily.

"What are you talking about? Can you stop playing dumb riddles and have fun, what kind of uncle and aunt?"

Before the little fat man could understand, Li Sinian laughed and put his arms around his neck and stuck in his arms.

"Silly boy, you still don't understand? Sister Xiu'er is here, Lao Fang is going to be a father, you and I are going to be uncles, hahahahaha!"

Li Chuyi was stunned for a moment, looked at Li Sinian stupidly, and saw him nodding desperately at him, his mind was blank.

After a long time, he took a long breath and exclaimed in surprise: "Sister Xiu'er is pregnant?! What am I doing, oops, Sister Xiu'er is pregnant!!"

"Silly boy!"

Rubbing Li Chuyi's head vigorously, Li Sinian couldn't stop laughing.

Xiao Erhei also took advantage of the chaos to join in the fun, jumped to the top of his head and scratched hard.

"Big white pig, you idiot, hahahaha!!"