Chapter 834: Change Places and Continue Squatting
It wasn't until Li Chuyi's figure disappeared for a long time that everyone in the Taixu Peak Danfang came back to their senses, looking at each other one by one, their eyes full of disbelief.
"What did he just do?"
"It looks like I'm peeing ......"
"Did you pee? Didn't I read it wrong?"
"It looks like it's really peeing, but the root of the wall hasn't dried yet......"
"This ......"
No one knows what to say, everyone is a monk, a person who has been cultivating all his life and wants to fight for the immortal path. It is inevitable that there will be hatred and injustice on weekdays, but you can scold people, you have seen arrogant shouting, forbearance, and all kinds of people who start a war on the spot, but I have never seen someone pee at the door of someone's house without saying a word, what kind of person is this!
Not to mention the monk, even among the mortals there are not many who can do this, is he a child?
"Master, this person insulted my Taixu Peak Danfang so much, and he didn't take Taixu Feng in his eyes at all, this matter can't just be left like that!" Jia Xing said indignantly.
Li Chuyi was very disagreeable to Qingli's disrespectful remarks, and now this fat man dared to pee at the door of the Danfang in front of so many people, which is simply equivalent to urinating on their faces, this is simply a slap in the face!
I just hate that he was stupid just now, if he can wake up early, he will definitely take him down on the spot.
"No, I need to get him back!"
Jia Xing snorted angrily, and was about to chase after him, but Yu Qingli hurriedly reached out to stop him.
"Catch it, you stay honest with me!"
"But Master, he..."
"It's nothing, that's it, don't worry about it and don't spread it, what should you do, it's all gone!"
With a wave of his hand, Yu Qingli turned around and walked through the door, leaving a group of people looking at each other.
Although Yu Qingli is gentle, he is by no means a person who is afraid of things. It stands to reason that he couldn't just be so surprised by being ridden and peeing on his head, but he turned out to be so unexpected that it was really hard to figure out.
Yu Qingli, who walked into the hospital, finally showed a wry smile after seeing that there was no one left and right, if he could, he really didn't want to just forget it, but there were some things in his identity Taixu Palace that he still knew, he knew very well that Li Chuyi was not only Ye Zhichen's eldest nephew, but also had a deep relationship with the Hundred Tribulation Daoists.
How can this matter be investigated? Whether it is Ye Zhichen or the Hundred Tribulation Dao people, can they still abolish him?
Not to mention the two of them, it is estimated that Lu Heng will be able to suppress the matter himself.
Xiaoyu followed Li Chuyi's obedient appearance Yu Qingli saw in his eyes, can Xiaoyu be so obedient, can their relationship be simple?
Although this matter will definitely damage the face of the Taixu Peak Danfang, Yu Qingli doesn't care about this.
Even if you lose face, what can you do, this is the Danfang of Taixu Peak, responsible for the distribution of pills for the disciples of the entire Taixu Peak, who dares to talk nonsense in front of him, is there no fear that the people in the Danfang will get angry and secretly deduct their rations?
What's more, Yu Qingli himself didn't want to cause this trouble.
Bai Jingdi's matter hasn't been long ago, and with Bai Jingdi's experience, he doesn't want to be a gas bag anymore.
This thing is indeed inappropriate for Danfang, although it is for a reason, but people treat people like this without doing anything, and they dislike others like chasing cockroaches, Li Chu is angry, and he can understand it.
In contrast, a soak of urine as a tribute, Yu Qingli is still acceptable, it's better than letting this kid stay at the door and not go, right?
If he doesn't leave for a day, the Danfang of Taixu Peak will have to be closed for a day, and it will be just a day or two, and after a long time, Taixu Peak will not be completely chaotic!
So it's good to be able to send this little grandfather away, and if possible, it's better never to come again.
Thinking of Li Chuyi's appearance of urinating on the wall, Yu Qingli, who has lived for so long, is also the only one in his life, and he can't help but shake his head with a smile when he thinks about it, and secretly sip.
"Stinky boy, it's just a child who hasn't grown up!"
Fu pondered Li Chuyi's intention again, and remembered that Xiaoyu seemed to have mentioned the word "senior sister" before leaving, and Yu Qingli thought about it for a while.
Frowning and thinking for a moment, he walked back to his room quickly, closed the door and opened the prohibition, and after confirming that no one would overhear him, he turned over his hand and took out a topaz plate, and one eye loomed in the sea of clouds and thunder.
"Li Chuyi of Shenjian Peak is here, it should be for Yu Yao's business, notify him to be more vigilant, and never let him have anything to do. β
The topaz brand flashed slightly, and a divine thought wrapped in many prohibitions instantly disappeared into the void, and I don't know where it was going.
"Why are you so shameless? Do you know how to write the word shame!" Xiaoyu said weakly in a voice that was almost *, even if she was so far away, the flush on her pretty face still couldn't disappear at all.
She thought that Li Chuyi would definitely not just forget it, but she never thought that the little fat man would retaliate in such a scoundrel way, how could he be embarrassed to do it!
"How do you write it?" the little fat man asked innocently, his expression more than he owed.
Grinding her little silver teeth, Xiaoyu finally couldn't help but burst out laughing, and then she felt that something was wrong, and she took a few deep breaths to suppress the smile.
"Aren't you afraid that Grandpa Qing will be angry? He wants to tell Uncle Ye about this, and see how Uncle Ye cleans you up!" Xiao Yu said angrily.
The little fat man scratched his head puzzled: "Why did Uncle Ye clean me up?"
"Knowingly, you are like that, Uncle Ye can not be angry!"
"What's that?"
Seeing Xiaoyu silently touch the knife, Li Chuyi hurriedly smiled, not daring to tease her anymore.
"Don't worry, Uncle Ye won't clean me up even if he knows, at most he will scold me. Besides, it's not a big deal, it's normal for people to have three urgencies, and it's understandable that the master can't hold back and find a nearby place to facilitate it!"
"Why isn't it a big deal, it's Danfang there! You're insulting them, you know?"
"What's wrong with Danfang? If you want to say that the humiliation is also the first thing they insulted me, the young master has always been a gentleman, and a gentleman must take revenge, I just do this with a tooth for a tooth!"
Xiaoyu held her forehead weakly, she couldn't understand it with Li Chuyi.
The little fat man was especially puzzled, looked back at the direction of the Danfang and smiled coldly, and said hatefully: "Don't they think I'm unlucky? Okay, the little master left the boy to pee for them! Urine is like a person, if you are unlucky, they have the ability to don't make alchemy for the rest of their lives!"
Xiaoyu was completely speechless, turned her head and twisted her face to the side, she was too lazy to look at this shameless fat man.
The feeling of soaking urine is not just a tooth for a tooth, he still has such evil thoughts in his heart.
Not to mention, Li Chuyi really guessed correctly.
At the door of the Danfang, Jiaxing and a group of Danfang disciples were looking at the urine stains with sad faces, wondering whether to find someone who was not afraid of death to go up and sprinkle it clean, or directly push the wall and rebuild it.
"To be on the safe side, let's rebuild the wall!"
Secretly made up his mind, Jia Xing took a group of Danfang disciples and began to get busy, and the hot appearance made the disciples of Taixu Peak who were passing by nearby look at each other, wondering if the Danfang had added any powerful prohibitions.
"So where are we going now?" Xiaoyu asked.
"In addition to the Danfang, where else are there many people?"
After thinking about it, Xiaoyu said: "If you want to say that there are many people, except for the Danfang, then it belongs to the Spirit Treasure Hall and Wanshi Hall." β
"Which one is more?"
"It's supposed to be Wanshido. The Lingbao Hall is the place where the disciples of each peak exchange or refine the magic weapon blade, and Wanshitang you know, compared to Wanshitang, the flow of people coming and going is much more than that of Lingbao Hall. β
"That's it!" Li Chu slapped his face, "Go to Wanshi Hall first, and then go to the Lingbao Hall when you get tired of squatting, let's go!
yawned, Xiao Erhei ignored him as usual.
"What if the people from Wanshitang also kick you out?" Xiaoyu asked worriedly.
The little fat man immediately reluctant: "What are you talking about! The master is just a Dan Dao has no chance, and he is not really a moldy star! There are more people who like me, and the group of turtles in the Danfang are not respectful to the master, how can others drive me away!"
"Tease you, look at you, let's go!" Xiaoyu showed a wicked smile, pushed the depressed little fat man and walked in the direction of Wanshitang.
Not long after, the two came to the door of the Wanshi Hall of Taixu Peak again.
Looking up at the four-storey pavilion, the carved beams and paintings were gorgeous and vulgar, Li Chuyi couldn't help but pick his nose.
"Girl, how do I feel that the Wanshi Hall here is much bigger than ours in Shenjian Peak?
"Of course, this is too void peak!" Xiaoyu said proudly with his hands behind his back.
Li Chuyi pouted: "What's wrong with Taixu Peak? Tianmen Nine Peaks, except for Ling Xiaofeng, where a group of old immortals live in the town, haven't the other eight peaks always treated equally? I said that your father didn't use power for personal gain, right? Your family is like this, and it's also like this here, this is obviously a show!"
"Bah, bah, you are using your power for personal gain, don't talk about my father like that!"
Angrily slapped Li Chuyi, Xiaoyu said: "You also know that my father is the head of the house, and Taixu Peak is the most important peak among the nine peaks, and this is the faΓ§ade of Taixu Palace, so it is naturally necessary to arrange it exquisitely." What's more, there are only so many disciples in Divine Sword Peak, and there are more than three times as many disciples in Taixu Peak as there are in Divine Sword Peak, so the mission hall will naturally be built a little bigger!"
"Okay, you are reasonable, but what do you say about my Uncle Ye's cottage? Compared with your family, my Uncle Ye's cottage is probably not as big as your thatched house, right?
Xiaoyu sighed: "You really misunderstood my father, the mansions of the masters of each peak are arranged according to their own preferences, Uncle Ye's grass house was built by himself, my father once persuaded him to build him a better cave or mansion, but Uncle Ye refused, and my father had no choice." β
Li Chuyi knew this for a long time, so he just said it casually, but when he heard Xiaoyu's explanation, he felt a lot of emotion in his heart.
Uncle Ye, Uncle Ye, why can't you think about it like this?
is also an official, look at Lu Heng, why are you so thrifty?