was so speechless by a stupid woman, Bian Baixian rolled his eyes: "Do you think I like to scold you, you are really ...... Alas, forget it, don't talk about you. Pen ~ Fun ~ Pavilion www.biquge.info Since I talked about this topic today, then I will simply ask more, what kind of man do you like, cold type, ruffian type, practical type, nanny type, sunny type, Zhengtai type, warm male type, gentleman type, tsundere type, domineering type, mature type, middle two type, you women generally like these kinds, right?"

Facing Bian Baixian's serious face, Fairy Lu glanced back at the mosquito coil.

I have difficulty choosing, and I have thrown out so many options for me to choose in vain, what should I do? This fairy is a good prescription!

Seeing Lu Liangren's blushing face, full of small expressions of "begging for help and letting go", Bian Baixian gradually eased his complexion, and the corners of his mouth slightly hooked up and flicked her head: "Teasing you, with your IQ, you still want to pick others, only others pick your share!"

"Whew-" Fairy Lu let out a long breath, it's good to be picked, it's good to be picked, at least she doesn't have to make a choice.

"However, no matter how picky our family is, if we want to be your husband, we must first be able to afford you like me. ”

Bian Baixian rubbed his chin, raised his eyes to the sky, and began to think about his selection criteria for his future brother-in-law for the first time in his life.

"The second must be able to control you like me, the third must be able to protect you like me, the fourth must be able to tolerate you like me, the fifth must be able to wipe your ass like I am for your bullshit things, and the sixth must be ...... like me"

Lu Liangren looked confused, Bian Baixian said too fast, she couldn't keep up with the rhythm at all, and there were only four words left in her head - like me.

"Wow, woo, wow......" Lu Liangren was so frightened that he cried: "I don't want to find a husband like you!"

As soon as she thought that there might be two Bian Baixian in charge of her in the future, Lu Liangren's tears couldn't be stopped, it was so terrifying! It was so terrifying! It was so frightened that this fairy didn't dare to continue to live!

Bian Baixian's face was extremely dark, and he looked at her coldly: "What do you mean! I have wronged you like me! You want to say that I am not worthy of you anymore, right?"

Bian Baixian screamed higher than one, and soon sprayed Lu Liangren so much that he couldn't raise his head.

"Am I bad?" asked forcefully.

"Very good......" replied weakly.

"You don't like it?" asked forcefully.

"I like it very much......" replied weakly.

"Do you still have problems with a husband like me?" asked forcefully.

"No problem......" replied weakly.

"Hmph, look at you stupid! Go back and pack your things, and then go to the end of the world to brush up on the mission. Didn't Lu Han say that there are the most tasks in that game, hurry up and take more tasks to brush survival, if you can't brush more than 30 days of survival value, you will die!"

"Yes. Lu Liangren lowered his head and turned around and ran into the house, packing up her small backpack.

Seeing Lu Liangren hurriedly running back on her little short legs, the corners of Bian Baixian's mouth hooked again, at this moment he was even a little selfish, hoping that this fool could stay by his side so well-behaved forever, rely on him, trust him, not resist, and not leave.

……

Ten minutes later.

Lu Liangren packed his backpack and walked out, and Bian Baixian stood in the courtyard waiting for her, still carrying a bag of buns in his hand.

"Now I'm going to go out in a hurry, you'll eat buns this morning, and after eating, you'll go to the apocalyptic crisis by yourself to brush up on the task, that volcano has a little brain problem but has good ability, you have to listen to him more, don't make decisions casually, understand?"

"Understood. Lu Liangren took the bun and asked casually: "What kind of filling?"

"Char siu. ”

"For nothing, I can't eat meat. ”

Bian Baixian glanced at her coldly: "Who told you that the barbecued pork is meat?"

"Isn't it?"

"Really?"

“…… Well, if you say no, it's not. ”

Bian Baixian smiled secretly in his heart, but he still didn't give up: "I haven't looked good since I had a stomach problem last time, just like this, you still want to learn from others to be picky eaters, do you have the right to be picky eaters?"

Crackling and being counted down again, Lu Liangren hurriedly changed the topic: "In vain, what about Xingxing and the GM gods?"

"I went out to buy groceries. ”

Market.

Zhang Yixing took advantage of Lu Han's appearance to kill all sides.

"Lu Han, no, this is my friend, and he looks very similar to Lu Han, right...... What? Why is his expression so melancholy? Hey, isn't it the plastic surgery murder serial murder case that made a lot of noise some time ago, and this kid has been wronged for a long time...... No, of course it's not him, he just happens to look alike, and besides, isn't the murderer dead, but my friend is still alive...... How much does this food cost a pound? Ah? Give it to me! How embarrassing is this, good, enough, thank you, sister!"

Next Booth.

"Lu Han, no, this is my friend, and he looks very similar to Lu Han, right......"

After walking around the vegetable market, I don't know why Zhang Yixing deliberately selected all female stall owners, but in order to soothe the heartbreaking sadness of the deer beauty, they came back with a basket of vegetables without a penny.

On the way home, facing the passers-by who frequently exclaimed, Zhang Yixing smiled unabatedly: "This is my friend, not Luhan." ”

"It just looks like it. ”

"Is the deer ugly? Look at the forehead lines, look at the little scumbag, look at the wrinkles on the face......"

Lu Han: "......" Lu Meiren, who couldn't shave without a razor, said that he couldn't explain.

After entering the alley, the roots of the ears were finally cleared.

After walking silently for a while, Lu Han suddenly spoke: "Why?"

Zhang Yixing said with a smile: "Little hidden in the wild, big hidden in the city, in fact, few people really believe that big stars will appear next to them, if you go out with sunglasses and masks to be more conspicuous, it is better to show them generously like this, anyway, there is a difference between wearing makeup and not wearing makeup, and you can be confused by saying that you look like it." ”

Lu Han stopped and looked up at him: "You know. ”

Zhang Yixing was noncommittal, and said in a voice that only the two of them could hear: "Have you ever seen GM snoring when he sleeps?"

"!!" deer with a black line.

Zhang Yixing laughed again: "Although the voice is not loud, it is enough to judge whether it is a real person or a program." ”

"No way, I don't snore at all when I sleep. Lu Han said with certainty.

"That's usual, yesterday you were tired, although you only spent a few hours physically, but mentally you spent several days, and every day you have to think about how to break the game, naturally as soon as you lie in bed, you immediately fall asleep, and you don't know anything behind. ”

Lu Han stopped talking, it is not easy to find Liu Chuqing, the evil ghost, from the complex character relationship that has no clue at all, so Zhang Yixing is right, he was really tired yesterday, and he actually did such a thing that does not conform to the identity of an idol, he is really ashamed of the world's fans...

Lu Han thought for a while, and suddenly smiled: "You acted well, but I see that Jin Xiumin has a clever face, and Bian Baixian is also very shrewd, if you want to continue to cheat, you still need to practice your acting skills." ”

Zhang Yixing glanced at him: "Thank you for reminding me, but no matter how much I practice, I can't compare to you, in the end, I am professional, and I can get in without knowing anything." ”

Lu pursed his lips and smiled, just like Zhang Yixing said, when it comes to acting, he is a professional!