In the eyes of many people in the village, there has been a lot of trouble these days, and many things are unpredictable. The words of Zhang Daxian'er, who had a few goatees, were omensical words in the stockade, combined with what happened in the stockade for a while, made the old and young masters in the stockade begin to worry with disbelief. What happened in the stockade is not a good sign, and I am afraid that a big mess in the stockade will break out in a short time. In fact, it doesn't seem that there is a big deal for the people on the outside, isn't it that the 250 big lock wants to follow the half-hanged Hu Dashun to learn to blow the trumpet? What is there to worry about the old and young masters in the village to worry about what is going to happen in the village? Since everyone knows what the real relationship between the 250 and the half-hanger is, we will no longer shy away from it, and this is just a matter of dragons giving birth to dragons and phoenixes giving birth to phoenixes and mice learning to make holes, which is called genetics in medicine, and it is a very common thing. In the eyes of the old and young masters in the village, they feel awkward, and the skills of the 250 are not easy to learn, but they have to learn to blow the trumpet, and they also learn from the half-hangers, isn't this clearly screaming to embarrass Zhang Lao Donkey? The old and young masters in the village also have a certain reason to ponder like this, and it is for Zhang Lao Donkey to consider being a man in this village. What made the old and young masters in the village even more uneasy was that the 250 was not energetic, and they became obsessed with half-hanging and blowing the trumpet. Let anyone talk about this, everyone will say that 250 lacks tendons and strings and has no heart, so why will he be fascinated by the craft of blowing the trumpet half-hanging, which must be a particular thing before something big in the village. The old and young masters are not too worried, the most worrying thing for them is that 250 followed the half-hanged trumpet, and it turned out to be very dexterous, which made them unpredictable, will 250 be a kind of spirit to get out, or else, why is it so dexterous? Maybe one day he will be able to blow the whole village into chickens and dogs jumping and the old sow climbs the tree, all the spirits are like this, first it makes people feel that there is nothing to do, and once he is majestic, it will be amazing.

The old and young masters in the village are so strange, but it's not surprising, 250 is obsessed with half-hanging and blowing the trumpet, and no one can persuade him. He said that the half-hung horn blows well, and no one else, no matter who it is, can't catch up with the half-hung horn to blow the horn so well. Don't say it, don't look at the two lips of his 250 mouth can't cover the two upturned long front teeth, but as soon as the little horn whistle is put in his mouth, the two lips are tightly tightened, and he doesn't run away from the wind and doesn't leak air. It's strange enough, although he has brute strength in 250, he looks clumsy and unfavorable in any work, which makes people feel that his hands and feet are not able to bend when they look at it. No one thought that he would not look clumsy when he blew the little trumpet, and the fingers on both hands were as lively as anointed oil, and a few horn eyes gave him a wall and changed emphasis. No matter how carefully I listen to the tunes he blows, I can't feel that he usually doesn't speak well, and I always feel that his tongue is very good at spinning in his mouth, and "A Hundred Birds and a Phoenix" blows him really like a lot of birds together. Besides, Hu Dashun, a half-hanger, after all, is a 250 big lock who eats sweets and ignores his sour father, and teaches the big lock to do his best, and points out a technique around the big lock left and right. Half-hung to teach hard, 250 to learn hard, not a long time, 250 not only will play "Hundred Birds and Phoenix", but also learn to blow "Lifting the Flower Sedan Chair", "Hitting the Golden Branch" and other jokes, and can blow the look and look like a board and have eyes, and happily make people feel happy to listen to the heart.

The old and young masters in the village feel worried about the big lock and the half-hung Hu Dashun learning to blow the trumpet, but the women in the big lock don't worry about anything, as long as the family is not short of food and clothing, no matter what he does with the big lock, one is to save him from being an eyesore at home, and the other is to prevent him from being locked at home and playing tricks with himself.

Although the woman in the big lock doesn't care much about the big lock and the half-hanged son learning to blow the trumpet, but for Zhang Lao Donkey, the face is not so good-looking, after all, the old and young masters in the village all know that the half-hanger has such a leg with his own woman, and they all know that the big lock is the fruit of the seeds he sowed in the half-hanging, these two people are tossing together, undoubtedly in front of these old and young masters in the village to pee on their faces. Although he felt embarrassed on his face, he was very frank in his heart, Da Suo followed the half-hung son to learn to play the trumpet, and he was rarely at home, and he didn't have to worry about it all the time when he went to drink Da Suo's Liangzhou. Since the last time I scratched my own woman because of the blind date with the small lock, I also thought about not being able to provoke the woman with the big lock, but this file is addictive, I can't help myself, not to mention that the woman in the big lock is younger than my own woman, and it is more interesting to do things than with my own woman, plus my own mind to fight young marriage has not been in my own woman until now, and I can't help but think about being greedy for others' cheapness. The mind is not on his own woman, nor is his woman looking sluggish, his woman is as beautiful as a flower when she is young, far more angry than the woman who is half hung Hu Dashun now. The cutting plotter couldn't tell what it was, and I kept thinking about the jade girl with a bun on her head. It's been so many years, and I can't forget what Yu Nier looks like, and many times Yu Nier still talks to herself in her dreams when she was young.

When Zhang Lao Donkey was seventeen years old, just after the New Year's Festival, Zhang Lao Donkey went to his grandmother's house with two catties of fruit to pay New Year's greetings to his grandmother. As soon as the two of them met, there seemed to be something unfamous in each other's hearts, which made both of them very enthusiastic. Luo Fengpo, the girl named Yu Nier with her hair in a bun on her head, glanced at him from time to time, and he also glanced at Yu Nier from time to time, and when the eyes of the two people met together, they would blush and warm their hearts beat. When they went home, the two of them happened to be on the way, and the two of them talked all the way, and finally made an appointment to go to Luofengpo on the fifteenth night of each month to find Yu Nier to come out and talk. Later, Yu Nier made the decision for her father and mother to marry the lame two hemp eggs on the donkey pile, and after Zhang Lao Donkey heard the news, the whole person almost went crazy. After that, he felt that he had been tricked, and he held back his resentment. Later, there was an incident where people chased around the eighteen and a half acres of sorghum field with iron poles several times, and then married the current woman and started a family. Although his current woman is more likable than that Yu Nier when she is young, Zhang Lao Donkey can't let go of that Yu Nier in his heart, although he still has that resentment in his heart, he still has no enthusiasm for the current woman, and his whole mind is no longer on his own woman. To put it bluntly, because Yu Nier flashed his mind at the beginning, from the beginning of the fight, in his heart, he was somewhat jealous of women. Later, the daughter of Dasuo's second aunt, who is now the woman of Dasuo, got an evil disease, and she didn't get better despite all the medical treatment. Later, the family begged the divine doctor who sat on the altar, and the divine doctor took a compass and took a picture in the direction of the second aunt's house, saying that their daughter had committed a crime and had to avoid their family for a while to get better. So, the second aunt's family arranged for this girl to go to Zhang Lao Donkey's house to hide from this evil disease. Zhang Lao Donkey was forty years old, and his heart was still booming, and he slowly got involved with this girl, knowing that this girl's belly was getting bigger and bigger, and they couldn't hide it from others, so they thought of the big lock that lacked heart and eyes, and let the big lock marry this girl. Da Suo grinned widely, and became the groom's official with great joy, which can be regarded as an emergency to help Zhang Lao Donkey and this girl cover their faces.

Although Zhang Lao Donkey didn't think much about his own woman, but after all, it was his woman in appearance, and the half-hung Hu Dashun had never provoked his woman for many days, which made him feel a little more spacious in his heart, but now, half of the two people were blowing the horn in the house together, which made him feel a little bit of a nest in his heart. He listened to the sound of the trumpet in the distance in his yard, his stomach bulged with anger, he pulled out the old cigarette pouch from his mouth, fluttered on the ground in front of him and knocked the cigarette pot a few times, and then pinned the old cigarette pouch to the waistband of his trousers behind him, got up and fluttered out of the yard.

Seeing Zhang Lao Donkey coming out of the yard in such a huff, Da Suo Niang frowned and pondered for a while, and immediately chased Zhang Lao Donkey out. However, it seems that she is not as light as Zhang Lao Donkey's legs and feet, and she chased her own yard, but she failed to catch up with Zhang Lao Donkey's figure. Why is this ass gone? Will it fly away? How can it be so that you can't see it in the blink of an eye in the middle of the day? Could it be that this ass will go to the big lock in the front yard again? She pondered like this for a while, and then went to the big lock house in front of her. She didn't expect that Zhang Lao Donkey's age would be so neat, and when he chased after Da Suo's house, Zhang Lao Donkey was already on fire with Da Suo's woman. She stood there dumbfounded, one was her own man, and the other was her own niece and nephew. Just as she was shouting and not scolding or thinking, the big lock came back from outside with a horn in her hand.

The big lock lady picked up the big lock and hurriedly stopped the big lock from entering the house. Seeing that his mother didn't let him enter the house, Da Suo also figured out what would happen in the house, and the stubborn temper that the two cows couldn't pull back suddenly came up. He stretched out his hand to open his mother, and kicked the door open with a bang, and what appeared in front of him was his father and his own woman who were naked and pressed on top of each other. Even if he lacks a heart and eyes, he knows what his father is doing with his own woman.

Zhang Lao Donkey was having a hot quarrel with the woman in the big lock, and he didn't expect that the big lock would catch them at this time, and then he wanted to cover up his ugliness, but it was too late.

Da Suo came to the bed with his eyes blazing, pinched the back of Zhang Lao Donkey's neck, lifted Zhang Lao Donkey from his own woman like a chick, and threw the horn in his other hand to the side, and began to crack and beat Zhang Lao Donkey's big ear scraper. The big lock has strength, and the big ear scraper is also really fanned.

The steel pincer-like thug that Zhang Lao Donkey gave to the big lock pinched the back of his neck and lifted it upward, and his two feet seemed to touch the ground, as if he didn't touch the ground, and the duck paddled back and forth. Although at this time, he still thought that Da Suo was really lacking in heart, and explained to Da Suo with a smile: "I'm playing around with her, don't take it seriously!"

"Small (less) comes...... Jie (this), when I lack the heart and eyes!" Da Suo's slap quickly clenched into a fist, and he punched Zhang Lao Donkey's face vigorously, and roared at Zhang Lao Donkey like thunder in his mouth and asked, "Why don't you (you) add (why) don't you make trouble with Xiao (Qiao) Yi (Ni) Jie (this)?"

"You father, don't shout, what's the matter! Let it go, don't beat him out of the way!" Seeing that Da Suo was noisily beating up the old donkey, Da Suo's mother immediately stepped forward to persuade Da Suo, "Look, blood is coming out of his nose and eyes." ”

Zhang Lao Donkey held the hand that was holding the big lock with both hands, as if he wanted to break the big lock's hand, but because of the lack of strength under his feet, he bared his teeth and cracked for a while, but he still couldn't break the big lock's hand.

The woman with the big lock had already put on her clothes at this time, and the whole person curled up on the bed and covered her face, peeking at the big lock and making a fist at the old donkey, and her heart began to tremble. She knew very well that after Da Suo beat Zhang Lao Donkey, he would do something to her next. If he beats himself hard, maybe he can still break his leg and arm, and at that time he will not only be ashamed, but he will have to count on him to take care of himself in the future, and he will be happy to do what he wants to do to himself.

The big lock is still crackling and beating the old donkey, although the big lock mother is pulling next to him to dissuade the big lock, but how can a woman who is a little older pull the big lock with brute strength. Seeing that she couldn't stop the big lock alone, the big lock lady hurriedly pulled a big pair of pants for Zhang Lao Donkey and handed it to Zhang Lao Donkey, and immediately blocked Zhang Lao Donkey with her body.

Zhang Lao Donkey took the big pants from the big lock girl, covered his lower body with the big pants, and began to beg for mercy from the big lock in his mouth, saying that just this once, he would never dare to do this again.

Although the big lock lacked heart, but he felt sorry for his mother, seeing that his mother blocked Zhang Lao Donkey with her body, she was afraid that her fist would hit her mother's body, so she shook off Zhang Lao Donkey at once, and viciously pointed at Zhang Lao Donkey and said: "According to (you) small (little) to introduce (this) set, I will listen to the snow (early) according to (you) sheep (two) have hooked (ride), I don't believe it, because (you) is fine (is) my knot (father)!"

Zhang Lao Donkey threw the big lock to the ground heavily, and his whole body fell with a pop. He didn't care about the severity of the fall, so he hurriedly put on the big pants in his hand and wiped his face with his hand, only then did he feel that the whole face couldn't be touched, and that kind of terrible pain was the same as mashing the whole face with garlic mortar and then piling it together. He glanced at his face-touching hand, which was covered with bright red blood. At this time, he didn't care if his body was wrestling, whether his whole face was beaten into a rotten gourd by Da Suo, and he hurriedly got up and was about to run out. However, before he could stand up, his whole body no longer listened to his call, and the whole person fell to the ground with a snort, rolled his eyes twice, and ran out of breath.

The neighbors who had been guarding outside to watch the excitement saw that Zhang Lao Donkey was going to die at this time, so they were busy running over, busy with all hands and feet, pulling arms and pulling arms, pulling legs and legs, pinching people, looking for air eyes, and tossing dead dogs on Zhang Lao Donkey.

At this time, Da Suo was very calm, pouted and looked at Zhang Lao Donkey and said: "Pretend to be happy (death) and scare the silver (people)!

The big lock is the big lock, how did he know that Zhang Lao Donkey really beat him to death.

Seeing that Zhang Lao Donkey had beaten the big lock into this formation, her whole body began to tremble, and her two eyes were very afraid to peek at the movement of the big lock.

After a period of pushing and pinching by the neighbors, Zhang Lao Donkey slowly breathed, and his mouth couldn't help but sigh that his whole body hurt. When he woke up completely, he seemed to realize what had just happened, and he couldn't help but hurriedly pull his big pants with both hands.

Zhang Lao Donkey's action made the surrounding neighbors cry and laugh.

Zhang Lao Donkey squinted and beat the big lock like a purple eggplant to look at the neighbors around him, and miraculously stood up from the ground, slipped his big pants in both hands, and rushed out with his bare back very embarrassed.