Chapter 61: Surprise

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When he was a child, Xie Changqing felt that he had a very cute mother.

Because she never tells herself the truth of life in an old-fashioned manner, but always maintains a childlike heart and can communicate with herself on the same channel, which makes him very happy.

As he grew up, he learned that the reason why his mother would always be like a girl was partly his father's favorite, and partly and most importantly.

That is, his mother has been obsessed with Mary Sue for decades......

He originally thought that there was nothing, and the sequelae of this problem mainly affected his father, for example, using Aunt Qiong Yao's classic lines to accuse his father of changing his mind and the like, so that his father didn't even dare to have female subordinates, but in order not to be sued for gender discrimination, he couldn't help but recruit female employees, and finally learned from the pain and decided to retire early, and threw the mess to his eldest sister Xie Zhiyan early, and the old couple went away.

However, now he realizes the problem with this sequelae.

Looking at Mother Xie, who had an exaggerated expression, questioning herself, Xie Changqing felt a little tired.

"Mom, you can't kill a boatload of people with a stick, the chaos in the live broadcast circle doesn't mean that there is no self-cleanliness, she doesn't specialize in this, she just gets off work or has time to play occasionally on vacation. ”

Mother Xie snorted with a proud look of "I don't listen, I don't listen".

"You tell me honestly!How did you meet her?Did you just meet her by watching the live broadcast???

Mother Xie's idea is accurate, if he really met through this broken live broadcast, her guess is eighty percent true, and when the time comes, no matter how unhappy he is, she will also pack him back and educate him to brainwash him.

However, Xie Changqing shook his head.

Her mind settled slightly, "Oh, how did you meet?"

"In a hotel, she accidentally broke my figure and paid me for it. ”

Xie's mother's gossip nerve was activated again.

"What? What are you doing at the hotel?"

Xie Changqing's face flushed, and he quickly explained that he just stayed for one night when he went to S City, and the other party went to the hotel to find someone.

Even if he hadn't studied any language arts, he knew that if he said that Yan Xiaojiu was beating up his ex-boyfriend at the time, he was afraid that his mother would change her face immediately.

Xie's mother was still not very relieved, and asked carefully again, and listened to almost every opportunity for the two to meet since they met (of course, not including in the game). Finally, a strange and kind old mother's smile was revealed.

She patted Xie Changqing's hand, "You said that you kid, wouldn't it be good to tell your mother the truth?"

Xie Changqing said aggrieved, didn't you give me a chance to explain well, I directly preconceived that people are bad women, what can I do?

The misunderstanding of the bad woman came to an end, and the mother and son were a little embarrassed, after all, the girl was scared away just now, and she hasn't been contacted yet.

At the same time, Xie Changqing's mobile phone was still silently playing the live broadcast of Yan Xiaojiu.

He casually glanced at it, and saw that her Yue Ying'er makeup had already taken shape, and at this time it seemed to be blushing or shadowing, and he couldn't figure out anyway.

Mother Xie also watched with him with great interest, and commented from time to time.

"Oops, this brush is very comfortable, I have it too, it's affordable and easy to use"

"This shadow powder is not good, expensive, and not easy to use, it is still a complete set of commemorative editions that your father bought me, and if you don't pull a few stupid ones, you will know that you have been cheated of money"

Xie Changqing: "......."

He wanted to snatch the phone and turn it off, but due to his mother's obscenity, the good baby Changqing didn't dare to move at all, so he had to just watch her on the small screen while painting things on her face and chatting with the audience with or without a match.

"Anyway, it's incredible that I found out for the first time today that there are so many girls in my live broadcast room. I always thought it was a big man who picked his feet hahaha didn't despise the big man who picked his feet, I was just curious, these girls mainly watched me play Musou or other games? Oh, Wushuang, no wonder......"

"Alright, this makeup is almost finished, are the guests still satisfied with what you see?"

Yan Xiaojiu winked at the camera.

Otherwise, finding something to do to divert her attention is conducive to mood healing, and she now feels that the embarrassment she felt just now has faded a lot.

Fortunately, her fans still buy this "Yue Yinger":

Wow, wow, wow, this is the moon in my mind

I'll go! Labor blows you up! Why did you turn yourself into an aunt before!

I'm so angry, I finally found a female technical anchor, and today I found out that she is actually more beautiful than this fairy, crying and chirping

Ten thousand people are asking for ninety-nine cos, Qin Hongyi, and Hailan are big

Women like to be praised by others, and although Yan Xiaojiu is a rough man, he is no exception.

She smiled and said, "You don't have to praise me so much, really, if you think my skills are okay, please hit me with bones, you don't need to praise me, just scold me."

Then it triggered a new wave of love offensive:

Ahhhh

Trembling and saying what he thought in his heart, the anchor is so cute, he must be a blue child, right?

This conjecture trend is a bit weird, Yan Xiaojiu doesn't care if they say she has plastic surgery or not, but she doesn't like to be misunderstood about her gender.

"What are these words? Have you ever seen a blue kid who is less than 1.6 meters tall and looks cuter than a girl? If I were a man and I was like this, I would immediately go to Thailand for a month of deep travel...... Okay, if you want to take a screenshot, please hurry up, count down to one minute, I'm ready to remove my makeup. Why? Because I'm afraid that the overrun will really say that I use non-compliant content to delay the time, and then close my little dark room...... What? One minute is not enough? Uncle, is the network in your village from the last century? Okay, okay, it's almost time, I'm ...... You ask me why I don't take a selfie? Why do I want to take a selfie? Do I want to take a selfie if I'm a woman? Why don't I like to take selfies? Okay, don't talk nonsense, I'm going to remove my makeup. ”

The cotton towel dipped in makeup remover was wiped a few times on his face, and the results of half an hour of hard work were instantly ruined.

The originally cute and lovely Yue Ying'er disappeared, leaving only a refreshing palm-sized face in front of the camera, and you can see a strand of hair wet with makeup remover at the sideburns hanging softly, she is completely a pure sister next door. If it weren't for her hoarse voice and serious dark circles today, I'm afraid that the otaku confession in the barrage area would be bursting at this time.

Yan Xiaojiu was still in the mood to joke while cleaning up the mess on his face in the mirror.

"This so-and-so brand of makeup remover is particularly easy to use, yes, it's really a certain brand. It's gentle and doesn't hurt the skin, and the effect is immediate, it's like a green tea's magic potion of seeing light and death. Sisters, if you are unfortunate enough to encounter a plastic fake girlfriend, a green tea mistress, or the like, please remember to keep a small spray bottle in your bag at any time, put this on it, and slap it twice in her face, and immediately light up the eyes of the blind scumbag...... What, you said I took the money to play hard? I covered the logo, okay! Effect you have seen now, if you are really interested in the makeup party, please search for it yourself, and I won't necessarily tell you why I don't say the brand? because the manufacturer didn't give me an endorsement fee, and I'm a little green dragon, hahaha, I won't tell you."

Xie's mother interjected: "What kind of makeup remover is this? Why haven't I seen this packaging? Son, you have good eyes, help your mother see what brand it is?"

Xie Changqing: "......"???

I have to say that Xie's mother has raised this good son as a little girl since she was a child, and she is not worried about whether her son will become crooked after being nurtured by herself for a long time.

He looked at the excited Mother Xie speechlessly, opened his eyes for three seconds, and spread his hands to express helplessness. Yan Xiaojiu used his fingers to cover the key information of the bottle of makeup remover, except for the milky white translucent bottle and the blue printed font, nothing else could be found.

"Or, I'll give you WeChat and ask her directly?"

After all, Mother Xie has read too many online articles, and there are many turns in her heart, so she hurriedly blocked it.

"It's still not necessary, so as not to scare her. ”

On the small screen on the phone, the panda-eyed anchor smiled and waved his hand.

"Okay, today's live broadcast is almost over, the anchor suddenly remembered that he hadn't eaten dinner yet, it's time to go off the air, thank you for today's financiers, bye bye, what, I shouldn't have set up a playback today, just now I didn't have a screenshot, don't think about threatening me with today's black photos, it's really down, in vain. ”

Mother Xie suddenly felt guilty.

Originally, the little girl should have wanted to come over and have dinner with her son, but she was disturbed.

She looked at her son half with a weak heart and half ashamed, only to see that he was unmoved, and immediately made a tiger face again: "Look at you, other girls haven't eaten so late, and you don't say that you deserve to be single for so many years!"

After thinking about it, she proposed, "There are leftovers for us to eat here, but it's not easy to give them away." Isn't it too late to book a delivery meal from the Peninsula now? Oh, do you have food in the fridge? Or maybe Mom will make a little bit and you can send it to her, aren't you neighbors?"

Xie Changqing's eyelids raised slightly, and he replied while playing with his mobile phone: "I already called before you grabbed my mobile phone, it should be delivered soon." ”

Almost at the same time, Yan Xiaojiu packed up the bottles and cans in front of the computer, and was about to go into the kitchen to order noodles, when he heard a ding dong.

Her heart tightened, a little happy, and a little worried.

Could it be him?

When I opened the door, I was an honest-looking uncle.

"Hello, I'm a food delivery, you're Miss Yan from 504, right?"

She hesitated and said yes, but she couldn't help but think of some negative news recently, such as the courier breaking into the house and raping a female customer, the indecent incident of a late-night takeaway delivery person, and so on.

"But, I don't seem to have ordered takeout?"

looked at the other party a few more times, although he was dressed quite neatly, he was not wearing the uniforms of those major takeaway platforms, Yan Xiaojiu was even more suspicious in his heart, and the hand that originally locked the door was also put down.

The honest uncle said that they are indeed not a takeaway platform, but this order is indeed true. Seeing that Yan Xiaojiu refused to open the door, he put the meal at the door aggrieved, told her to take it in time, and entered the downward elevator in front of her.

Yan Xiaojiu relieved his mind and poked his head out sneakily, but no one saw it, so he took the thing in.

Hmm, which kind person ordered her takeout? Could it be him?

Also, isn't the size of this takeaway a bit too big?

A minute later, Yan Xiaojiu was stunned by the delicate and delicious dishes in front of him and the amount that could kill four people.

At the same time, Xie's mother was also stunned by her stupid son.

"What did you just say? Not together yet? Then why are you blushing? Still defending others so much? Falling in love with them? Then why don't you act quickly? Excuse me? You, you, you, you're going to be angry with me!"

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