Part 2 The Old Eagle's Nest Chapter 5 Three Nerves
Zhao Daya and his son lived in the taro cellar, and he didn't use the things left by Grandma Liu at all.
The story of Grandma Liu also spread in the village, Grandma Liu is not surnamed Liu but Zhao, and has a name as beautiful as a flower - Zhao Rujuan. But people are used to calling her Grandma Liu, so they still call her Grandma Liu according to the previous shouting method.
The old and young masters all felt glorious for such a hero floating in the village, and they all felt honored that Grandma Liu could stay in this village. Especially the people surnamed Zhao in the village, they feel even more amazing. I can't write two Zhao in one stroke, no matter where Grandma Liu's hometown is, the surname Zhao has such a hero, it is the glory of the entire Zhao family in the world. Hearing that Ma Lao Er decided to erect a monument to Grandma Liu, the family surnamed Zhao immediately raised their hands and agreed, and asked to erect a big monument for Grandma Liu, and asked a good stonemason to forge the real name of Grandma Liu on the monument - Zhao Rujuan. The old and young masters who are not surnamed Zhao are also shouting that they should erect a monument to Grandma Liu, because Grandma Liu has written it in this book - "The fathers and villagers in the old eagle's nest are my relatives", Lao Liu's grandmother was a person from the old eagle's nest when she was alive, and now she is a ghost of the old eagle's nest when she is dead. I heard that some people said that Grandma Liu was "the ghost of the old eagle's nest", and many people immediately blamed that a hero like Grandma Liu could become a ghost after death, and he should become a god and an immortal. As a result, people regard Grandma Liu's soul as a god and an immortal.
The clothes left by Grandma Liu were not burned, and Ma Lao Er asked Chen Guozhong to make a box carefully, and asked Chen Guozhong to use the best wood. He told Chen Guozhong that even if he spent more effort, he would make this box delicate and meticulous, just fine workmanship, and the production team would give him a starting point, because he would use this box to store the relics of the heroes in an old eagle's nest.
Chen Guozhong knew what Ma Lao Er meant, the kung fu was called a thin, and he had to hang the line on each board with one eye tilted and his mouth crooked on the side of the board, and the planer pushed and pushed, and he would open every tenon carefully like a doll in the confinement. After the box is closed, he nails it with a bamboo skewer on each tenon, he doesn't use iron nails, saying that the iron nails will rust when they are damp, and the box will not be so solid after a long time. That's it, he still didn't feel at ease, and used two catties of tung oil to oil the inside and out of the box several times, and he said with confidence that the box was soaked in water for ten or eight years, and there would be no damage.
Ma Lao Er looked at the box made by Chen Guozhong, shook his thumb in front of Chen Guozhong several times, and kept saying in his mouth - "Good, good, just good!"
Just when people were enthusiastic about erecting a stone tree monument for Grandma Liu, the three nerves looked at the enthusiasm of the people, rolled their eyes twice, and the corners of their mouths drooped down as if they had been pulled by a few donkeys, and said without yin or yang: "Can Grandma Liu's two little feet carry a gun to fight devils?"
The words of the three nerves were thrown into the hearts of the old and young masters like a stone, and they immediately made people giggle and stare at two big dumbfounded.
"Three nerves, you know a fart, look, what happened to Grandma Liu is written in this book. The old accountant glared at the three nerves, and there was a burst of unpleasant breath in the lung tube like a big stone.
"Three nerves, do you think that people in this world are the same as you? You don't look at what virtue you are, if you open your mouth, you just can't breathe in your ass!" Second Brother Chen disagreed with the judgment of the three nerves, and his eyes were on fire and staring at the three nerves.
"Hey, Chen Er, Chen Er, I don't like to hear you say this! What's wrong with me? Did I throw your child into the well, or did I shitch it on your stove? What kind of virtue do I have?" Seeing that Second Brother Chen was angry in his eyes and said something like that, he immediately asked Second Brother Chen with his hands crossed on his waist and a tense face.
"You know what kind of virtue you have, you don't eat, dogs!" Second Brother Chen also felt sorry for Grandma Liu, if it weren't for Grandma Liu helping to serve the woman's confinement, it would be unlikely that this would have happened. In the past two days, the woman has not been at home well, and she said in a long and short voice that she should not let Grandma Liu see the old madman.
"Chen Er, I haven't offended you, today in front of the old and young masters, you have to make it clear, why am I so bad, I don't eat the?" The three nerves stuck to Second Brother Chen, reached out and pulled Second Brother Chen's shoulder, still puffing out his nose and staring at Second Brother Chen's temper with no yin or yang.
"Go, go, don't talk to you!" Second Brother Chen shook off the hand of the three nerves, and glared at the three nerves with a blushing neck.
"Hey, if you don't talk to me, I'll talk to you. "The three nerves are so unrelenting.
"Forget it, forget it, what's the matter?" Zhao Chang came over to persuade the three nerves and Second Brother Chen.
"What's the matter? This is a big deal!" Zhao Daya next to him riveted and interjected, "Old Grandma Liu is a hero, why is he confused in his heart? Old Grandma Liu's words written in the book The old accountant has not finished reading, after reading a few pages, I am sure that she is a hero who is not discounted!"
"Hey, I said Big Tooth, why is there a multi-mouthed bird coming out again? I sell cow cage mouths here, which door are you inserting?" Seeing that Zhao Daya was also dissatisfied with himself, the three nerves rolled his eyes at Zhao Daya and smiled contemptuously and said, "Do you think that your woman fell to Grandma Liu, so she talked like this?"
"Look, look, are you talking like a man? like a mad dog, catching and biting whomever you want. Zhao Daya's anger suddenly hit his head, "It's that crazy woman who threw Grandma Liu, what does this have to do with Grandma Liu being a hero? ”
The three nerves didn't expect that Zhao Daya, who was worried about himself on weekdays, would have the courage to speak to himself with his nose and glare, and he said such angry and angry words. He suddenly stretched out a hand, and opened his slap to fan Zhao Daya's face.
Zhao Chang's face saw that the three nerves were about to make a move on Zhao Daya without asking, grabbed the wrist of the three nerves, glared at the two eyes and asked the three nerves: "What do you want to do?
Seeing that Zhao Chang's face moved, the three nerves trembled in their hearts, it seems that they have made the old and young masters in the entire village unhappy today. He smiled embarrassedly at Zhao Chang's face and said, "I just wanted to scare Zhao Daya, and I didn't mean to hit him." ”
"Three nerves, you can't talk nonsense, how can you conclude that she can't carry a gun to the battlefield to fight just by relying on Grandma Liu's two little feet?" The old accountant walked over and looked at the three nerves, and said with a straight look, "In the past two days, I have read the book left by Grandma Liu at home, and I haven't finished reading it yet, what Grandma Liu has passed by is really a big deal, don't believe it!" I just wondered if I couldn't get out of work on a cloudy day and rain, and the old and young masters in our village would sit together and learn from this book of Grandma Liu. ”
"Old accountant, old accountant, why do I hear what you say so piercingly, you mean that I am going to commit a thunderbolt!" As soon as the old accountant heard that he was shocked like a thunderbolt, he immediately stopped the old accountant's words.
"No...... I don't mean that, I mean you have to give Grandma Liu a frightening thing about a woman's house, and the old man broke out in a cold sweat about what she passed by. "The old accountant is still nailing and riveting, looking at the three nerves.
"What are you arguing about? Idle, have you been idle like this for three days without work?" At this time, Ma Lao Er walked over with a pair of donkey splints on one shoulder and a donkey on his neck on the other, and looked at Zhao Chang's face and three nerves and asked a few of them.
The three nerves scratched their heads first and said, "Let's have fun here, it's nothing." ”
The three nerves didn't believe that Grandma Liu was a hero, and said that it was impossible for Grandma Liu to carry a gun to fight the enemy with a pair of small feet. Zhao Daya said as if complaining to Ma Laoer.
"He still doesn't know how many of you are in the way of God and God all day long, do you care about this with him?" Ma Lao Er looked at Zhao Daya and Zhao Chang's face, glanced at the three nerves again, and said, "People call him three nerves, how many of you don't know why?"
"Captain Ma, I think this is necessary, when it rains and it is cloudy and rainy, we will organize the old and young masters to learn the book left by Grandma Liu, so that the old and young masters know that she is a hero!" The old accountant glanced at the three nerves, then turned his head to look at Ma Er, and said, " Grandma Liu's two feet are small, but Grandma Liu's two little feet are not the little feet in people's hearts, let the old and young masters learn to learn the small book left by Grandma Liu, and the old and young masters will be convinced. ”
"You read word by word, when will you learn? Ma Lao Er smiled.
"That's easy to do, a cousin of mine in Wolongzhai has studied for a few years, and when the time comes, I will invite him to come over and read it to everyone, isn't it just a meal for him." Second Brother Chen took over and said very formally.
"That's good, wow, when the time comes, the production team will solve two catties of grain for your family. When the old accountant saw that Second Brother Chen said that he was looking for his cousin in Wolongzhai, he immediately took over the conversation, and after speaking, he turned his head to look at Ma Er, as if he was asking for Ma Er's answer.
"What's the matter, we can't let Grandma Liu make people wonder!" Zhao Daya agreed with the old accountant's statement.
Zhao Chang also glanced at Ma Lao Er, meaning that he also agreed to solve two catties of grain for Second Brother Chen's family, and let Second Brother Chen take advantage of the rainy day to go to Wolong Village to find the cousin who had read.
Ma Lao Er saw the meaning of the old accountant and Zhao Chang's face, so he nodded his head and said, "Also, there is such a hero in our village, why can't you make others wonder." ”
"Captain Ma, I'm thinking about this stone monument for Grandma Liu for three days, I'm afraid it's too late, in my opinion, it's better to rush in Wuqi, in that case, we won't be so busy. Zhao Chang nodded when he saw Ma Laoer, and discussed with Ma Laoer about building a stone monument to Grandma Liu, "Our village has not produced such a hero for many years, why do we have to do this matter brightly, we can't be so rough." ”
"I think so!" the old accountant took Zhao Chang's words, looked at Ma Lao Er and said.
Ma Lao Er listened to the words of the two, looked up at the sky, and blinked his eyes to ponder the words of the two people. The words of the two people are very reasonable, the three-day round grave, the stonemasons invited can't get out of the delicate work, the old Grandma Liu's affairs can't be sloppy, so according to Zhao Chang's face and the meaning of the old accountant, hurry up to the old Grandma Liu's five or seven years to set up a stone monument for the old Grandma Liu.
The three nerves looked at the leading cadres of the production team who rushed together, frowned a few times and wanted to say something, his mouth moved a few times, but he still didn't say it, he glanced at Ma Lao Er and a few of them back and forth, lowered his head and turned around and left.
"Three nerves, where are you going? Leave the work under your hands and stop doing it?" Ma Lao Er took off the donkey splint and donkey sleeve neck from both shoulders and handed it to Zhao Daya beside him, and then turned his head and told Zhao Daya that he wanted Zhao Daya to put on his livestock and plow the piece in front of the village in the next few days, and arrange to plant some sorghum in this field in the next few days.
Hearing Ma Lao Er shouting at him, Sanneri stopped his steps, turned back to Ma Lao Er and smiled, and said, "I'll go and relieve my hands." ”
"There is a lot of feces and urine on the lazy donkey!" Ma Lao Er looked at the three nerves and said, "If you push and pretend to urine, let's solve it here." ”
"Others can't figure it out. The three nerves smiled embarrassedly.
"It's all big men, who doesn't know what whom, and they can't solve it!" Ma Lao Er looked at the three nerves.
"I'm sick of it. The three nerves put their hands into their waists, pretending to untie their belts, and said, "When I was a child, I scared the weasel, and I fell into this problem. Speaking of the weasel, I am also scared in my heart now, a big man like a calf, with green eyes glowing. ”
"Go, go! Don't be foolish, hurry up!" There is an old saying, if you control the heavens and the earth, you can't control the shit and fart, and the king of heaven and Lao Tzu can't control a person's Lasa, whether his three nerves are really shit and pee, or blame, no one has an explanation for this shit and pee, although Ma Lao Er is the captain of the production team, he can't control his three nerves, and he can only let his three nerves go to pee.
"I'm not being blind, really, that weasel is as big as a calf, with two eyes like eggplant, and his eyes glow green when he looks at people, which is terrifying!"
Ma Lao Er and a few of them looked at the back of the three nerves, and they all shook their heads unconsciously, this three nerves, there is such an unreachable thing in the village, just like tofu falling into the ash heap, blowing is not it, it is not beating, it can only be left to him like this.
Zhao Chang shook his head, smiled helplessly on his face, sighed and said: "This three nerves, there is really nothing to do with him, if it is a kitten or a puppy or something, it will kill him, but he is a big living person." If the old and young masters in the village are all like him, the village will be finished. ”
"How can people be the same, these ten fingers are not the same length when they stretch out. Ma Lao Er also smiled helplessly, "Let's just don't be like him, just like him, we don't have to be angry with him alive." ”
"Yes. The old accountant took Ma Laoer's words, looked at the direction where the three nerves ran and said, "This three nerves, when it comes to arranging him to do some work, it is either a stomach ache, or and peeing, and we can't get into his stomach to see if it really hurts, whether it really wants to and pee." ”
"Big Tooth has tied up with him today, and I'm afraid he will often find Big Tooth's stubble and can't get along with Big Tooth in the future. Zhao Chang glanced at Zhao Daya with some concern.
"I won't mess with him, can't I hide from him?" Zhao Daya put the donkey splint and donkey sleeve neck that he took from Ma Lao's second-hand hand on his shoulder, and said, "Who can afford to provoke him? We can't afford to provoke him, but we can still afford to hide." ”
"In the future, let's try not to arrange the two of them to work in one place. Ma Lao Er smiled.
"It's all in a village, a production team goes in and out, and if you look down and don't see what you look up, you will inevitably bump into each other. Zhao Chang's face was still a little uneasy and said, "This three-nerve ......" he said, he shook his head.
"It's not necessarily as we think, no matter how dizzy the three nerves are, we can't hold a grudge because of this little thing. Ma Lao Er reassured everyone and said, "I'll go to their house at night, and talk about it around the corner." ”
"It's still Captain Ma who thinks it through. The old accountant heard that Ma Lao Er was going to the Three Nerves House to make the matter clear today, and said approvingly, "He is a bastard with three nerves, and then he has to give Captain Ma a face." ”
"Alright, let's go our separate ways, there's nothing to do. Ma Lao Er waved his hand to a few of them.
"Captain Ma, when the time comes, I'll go to Wolong Village to invite my cousin here?" Second Brother Chen asked as if he was afraid that Captain Ma would forget, "If the sky changes one day, I'll go over?"
"Cheng!" Ma Lao Er nodded at Second Brother Chen with a smile and said, "When the time comes, you will find the old accountant to receive two catties of wheat, which can be regarded as the subsidy reimbursement from the production team to your family." ”
Second Brother Chen got Ma Er's consent, and took the shovel in his hand and left.
"Hey, has there been any news of Gazi's mother in the past few days?" After Second Brother Chen left, Ma Lao Er suddenly turned his head and asked Zhao Daya.
"Nope. Zhao Daya's face sank suddenly, "It seems that this time it really ran away." ”
"Don't be sad, let's look for it slowly, I've met acquaintances in the past two days and greeted them, who met Ga Ziniang, or heard the news of Ga Ziniang, I asked them to come over and talk. Ma Lao Er comforted Zhao Daya.
"Fate, whether she is dead or alive depends on her life. Zhao Daya smiled bitterly.
Ma Lao Er looked at Zhao Daya, and there was a feeling in his heart that he couldn't say what a famous person was, Zhao Daya, an honest farmer, has fallen a lot in recent years, first the eldest son is gone, and then the woman is crazy again, and now the crazy woman is gone. He Zhao Daya is okay, he can still stand it in his heart, but fortunately, there is still Ergazi in front of him to look forward to.
"This person's life is destined by God, whether it is dead or alive, God has already given it. Zhao Daya reluctantly comforted himself and said, "These days, I have been tired of the old and young masters, and I can't help it." ”
"Don't say that, what are the old and young masters? You can help each other in things, this is the old and young masters. Ma Lao Er looked at Zhao Daya, "I'll tell everyone in the village, let them also say hello to their relatives, and if anyone knows the news of Ga Ziniang, they will come over and spread the word." ”
"Thank you Captain Ma for your love!" Zhao Daya immediately smiled and nodded to Ma Lao Er with a smile on his face.