Chapter 347: The Most Authentic Fuck Off (Plus Update)
Early the next morning, Angus woke everyone up and started the day's work. Pen fun and pavilion www.biquge.info
"Today we must build a raft, and tomorrow we can float down the stream to the next camp. ”
Angus instructed the group to build rafts made of bowl-thick logs juxtaposed, then twisted into ropes with vines and tied together.
"Boss, is this raft reliable? it won't fall apart halfway, right?" asked in a low voice as Goyan glanced at it.
"No, the water in this stream is not very urgent, and the program team must have explored it early in the morning, and there will not be too many rapids and dangerous shoals. The audience watched the thrill, but in fact, as long as they didn't fall into the water, nothing would happen. Liu Mang analyzed.
"Mr. Liu Mang, our food is still handed over to you today. Angus walked over and said.
"Am I alone?"
"Oh, Mr. Chen Shusheng can help you, and everyone else will build a raft with me. ”
"No problem, Mr. Angus. Liu Mang nodded: "Then, any food is fine, right?"
"That's right, but it's best to be able to replenish a lot of protein, after all, after a lot of work, our players need to replenish their energy. ”
"Protein? Okay. ”
"Boss, what kind of protein, don't you just want to eat meat? After Angus left, Five Eyes said.
"Well, only meat has a lot of protein. ”
"Actually, we have a lot of options, you can catch fish or rabbits. ”
"There were one or two rabbit meat left over from last night, and some smoked boar intestines that weren't eaten on the last show. But there are many people without staple food, and it is difficult to eat enough just to eat these. ”
"Boss, do you care if you're full? The five eyes rolled their eyes: "Do we still carry a wild boar back for them?"
"It's still early, let's go to the woods first, anyway, it's just one meal a day, so it's very well arranged." Liu Mang replied.
"Also, let's fill our stomachs first, and then let's get some for Yang Yan by the way. Five-Eyes replied.
"Mr. Liu Mang, you bring this. Seeing Liu Mang and Wuyan preparing to enter the mountain, the bearded cameraman came over with a suitcase.
"This is a small camera, please film your footage along the way. ”
"That's a lot of trouble. "Five-Eyes is a little unhappy, isn't this just like following someone to spy on him?
"It's not a hassle at all, this camera is head-mounted and one of you can wear it on your head. The videographer opened the box and explained.
"Xiao Wu, bring it, this is a show after all, and we have to obey the arrangement. Liu Mang said.
"Okay. Seeing Liu Mang's speech, Wuyan only put a headband-like thing on his head.
"Don't worry about it, you should just wear a miner's lamp. ”
"This button is a switch, press it to start shooting, and the camera's battery only lasts for three hours, so you have to come back early. ”
"Dude, you're so long-winded, I know. Five-Eyes was impatient, and walked forward without finishing his words.
"We'll be filming all the way and will be back soon. Liu Mang smiled at the bearded cameraman, turned around and followed Wuyan forward.
Coming to the grassy slope where the rabbit was caught yesterday, Liu Mang and Wuyan stopped.
"Boss, why don't you go ahead and catch rabbits, it's a lot easier. Besides, the roast rabbit last night was so good, one meal or two is not enjoyable at all. ”
"If you want to catch it, you can't catch it here, yesterday was such a fuss, and the rest of the hares must have run away with their families. ”
"And where are we going?"
"Let's go over this hillside and look at the other side. ”
"On the other side?" Five Eyes took out the map and looked at it: "Boss, there is a meadow behind this hillside!"
"Meadow?" Liu Mang took the map in Wuyan's hand and looked at it: "It's okay, let's walk around the edge and not go inside." ”
In the three eastern provinces, meadows refer to undeveloped wastelands, pastures, and more often to swamps.
After Liu Mang and Wuyan discussed, they climbed up the hillside, and when they climbed to the top of the hillside and looked down, there was a vast sea of grass in sight on the opposite side.
Half-man-tall grass is now luxuriant, dotted with wildflowers, and occasionally unknown birds swoop out of the grass. The breeze is light, and the green waves are surging, which is a pleasant sight.
"The scenery of this place is really good, I should have brought Yang Yan to sit yesterday. Five Eyes said with some regret.
"It's not too late now, let's finish it early, and I'll go to Yang Yan's class later, so that she can come here to watch the sunset with you." ”
"Really?" Five-eyed's eyes lit up.
"Of course it's true, I'm not here to fulfill the two of you. ”
Five-eyed grinned and walked to the front of the slope: "Boss, let's go down?"
"Roll down?" Liu Mang looked at it and found that the drop of the grass slope was not large, it was very gentle, and it was full of short grass, and there were no stones at all, so he agreed.
"Okay. Liu Mang rarely went crazy with five eyes, he squatted down and tied his shoelaces: "You get down, the camera is fine, right?"
"It's okay, I played with this thing when I was bungee jumping, and it's solid. Five Eyes said disappreciatively.
"Okay, let's compare and see who rolls to the bottom of the slope first. Liu Mang made the five eyes amused childlike.
"Boss, then you can't win, don't you know that the heavier it is, the more lumpy it will roll?" Five Eyes hugged his head, arched his body, and rolled down the hill like a leather ball.
"You wait for me. Liu Mang immediately lay down and rolled over, chasing after Wuyan.
After rolling on the grassy slope for about three or four minutes, Liu Mang and Wuyan rolled to the bottom of the slope.
"Dizzy?" Liu Mang staggered to his feet.
"Dizzy. "All five eyes are rolling.
"Of course I'm dizzy, you just did that, let me know what it means to be an authentic fuck off. ”
Five-eyed hehe laughed: "Boss, when I rolled down just now, I seemed to see a lot of wild ducks and wild geese." ”
"There are quite a few. Liu Mang nodded.
"Get two to eat?" said Five Eyes as he turned off the camera and laughed.
"No, this is a show, pay attention to the impact. Wild ducks and geese now seem to be nationally protected animals. ”
"Isn't that closed? Five Eyes pointed to the camera on his head: "We will relieve our hunger ourselves, and we will not bring it to them." ”
"Okay. Liu Mang thought about it and agreed.
Unless it is a particularly rare animal, such as a black bear, a flying dragon and the like, Liu Mang will not eat it. A large number of wild ducks and geese like those in the meadow are just a kind of food in his eyes.
Besides, eating one or two will not affect the reproduction of its population at all. So there is no guilt in my heart at all.
PS: Today's fourth update, tomorrow will continue to add more, and I still owe 11 chapters, thank you again for your tips and tickets.