The old cow lays eggs, and the duck gives birth to a donkey's foal, which is called a strange thing. The world is so big that there are no surprises. Since Wolongzhai is in this world, there will also be strange things happening. In the first two years, the people in the village made up the four strange things that happened in the village, and they talked about it at every turn. People talk about it a lot, and it seems vulgar, and it hasn't been talked about in the past two years. However, if anyone likes to inquire about the four strange things in the Wolong village, and pull someone over in the village, whether old or young, he will definitely be like eating jumping beans, and he will tell you what four strange things are in this village when he opens his mouth, and he will never stutter when he talks about it-" The half-hung horn sounded outside, the money woman's trouser belt, and the cannon's mouth was like a broken shoe, and Zhang Daxian's ghost and god would come when he closed his eyes. "At first glance, you don't feel anything strange, but after careful inquiry, you will feel really strange. Although the half-hung horn is not very strong, but he has not been a master or a craftsman, and he can blow the tune when he picks up the horn, although it is a little like crying and mourning at first, but the guy who has studied with the master for two years may not be able to blow his level. The half-hung hand is a monster in the stockade. The second blame is the money woman's trouser belt, let's talk about the last two monsters first, and finally talk about the money woman's trouser belt. Zhao Dacang's mouth is like a broken shoe, which really makes people compare to the idea. Zhao Dacang's body and bones are not good, but his mouth, sitting down and talking nonsense, puff and puff for three days will not be the same. The heavenly, the earthly, the first five hundred years, the last eight hundred years, the clouds and mountains covered in mist, through his mouth, can be stirred like a pot of porridge. When people heard that he Zhao Cannon could talk nonsense like this, like a broken shoe with a penetrating bottom, they simply said that his mouth was a broken shoe. Zhang Daxian's ghosts and gods closed their eyes and came to this strange, which not only looked weird, but also made people feel evil. It is said that after Zhang Daxian crawled out of his mother's womb, he meditated, muttering words that no one could understand, and at that time he scared the midwife to sit on the ground, urinating incontinence and urinating a crotch. After Zhang Daxian chattered like this for a while, he opened his eyes and looked around, saying that he was reciting a spell. The midwife who peed a crotch gave birth to a woman for half her life, and she had never seen such a formation, and after that, she changed her pants eighteen times a day, until the day she died of old age, and the problem that scared Zhang Daxian was not cured. Zhang Daxian not only recited mantras when he was born, but also recited mantras for a while when he was eating milk and peeing in the future. Slowly, Zhang Daxian grew up to be three years old, and someone asked him to ask the gods to exorcise ghosts. Not to mention, many people who have invited Zhang Daxian say that Zhang Daxian's invitation to God to exorcise ghosts is very effective, and there is something evil in the family, as long as Zhang Daxian arrives, it will not be evil. Zhang Daxian's monster is not only a monster in this village, but also a monster when he walks out of this village. Let's finally talk about the money woman's trouser belt, people say that the money woman's trouser belt is a monster in the village, not that she has a strange trouser belt, but refers to the strange place where she gave birth to children. Of course, the strange thing about her birth is not that it collapses from her legs and stomach, she is also like other women. It's no wonder that among the eight hundred women in Qian'er, she can't pick out her to have a child like that. According to the legend of the woman in the village, when she gave birth for the first time, the midwife was so stunned that she blinked. When the midwife helped her give birth to the baby and took care of the baby and prepared to wash her hands, she shouted that it seemed like she was going to give birth. When the midwife heard this, she smiled and said that she was going to give birth to twins, and then she was busy helping her deliver her second child. After the birth of the second child, the midwife took a breath, washed her hands and prepared to go out, but she heard her shouting that she seemed to have another birth. This can confuse the midwife, in the half of her life, it is not uncommon to deliver twins, why this woman is like an old sow giving birth, giving birth to two is not over. She blinked her eyes and didn't believe that the woman with money would give birth to anything, and just when she blinked her eyes and was confused, the woman with money urged her to hurry up, saying that the child would come out soon. Although she didn't believe it, she immediately turned around and prepared to deliver the baby after looking at the posture of the money woman. Sure enough, the woman with money gave birth to another child. This made the midwife even more confused, she had been delivering for half her life, and she had never seen such a woman who could give birth to three children at once. The midwife was afraid that the woman with money would give birth to a fourth child, and the woman who was waiting for money was shouting for the birth of a child, but as a result, she looked at the old woman for a long time, and the woman with money did not move. The woman with money seems to have a child, and then in the second and third years, she has another child, and each child is three. Nine children cried together, and the whole house was as lively as hungry piglets. At present, these nine children have just left their hands and feet, and the woman with money is like a tired and panting breath, and her belly is growing again. Judging from the situation of her previous three children, people looked at her big belly and wondered that the fourth child would give birth to three more children. As far as her ability to give birth to children is concerned, this village is unprecedented in history, so it can be regarded as a strange thing in this village. Of course, her ability still makes some women in the village greedy, and they are still unconvinced.

"I don't know what's wrong with us, why don't we have her ability, like, pulling her legs together, three by three?"

"If you don't accept this, you can't do it! Just your broken door, if you can get three out of it at once, the sun will come out of the west and run to the east sky. The urine jar lady who lost a front tooth rubbed the sewing needle in front of her forehead, and stared at the weigher with a smile, "This thing is incomparable." People are dung, and the ground is strong, so there is a good harvest. As far as your broken door is broken, it is all broken and missing, and the wind leaks like a broken ship, can you compare with others?"

"What's the matter? I'm not convinced!" Weighing Niang pouted and said unconvinced, "Jiang is still old and spicy, let the man flicker a few more times on his body, and he can't believe that he can't get three out of one at once." ”

"At what age, let a man flicker five hundred times a night, and there is no one who can do it. The urine can girl pouted and smiled.

"Hey, I've heard that there was a lot of movement in the big mouth fork this time. Liang Yan Niang seemed to want to prove that she could give birth to three children at once at this age, and said with a straight face.

"What age is the big-mouthed fork, more than forty, how much movement can there be when she is pregnant?"

"I heard that sometimes children move in their stomachs like pigs in the ring, and sometimes they move like a rolling field. I thought that if I was pregnant with a child, there shouldn't be such a big movement. The weighing lady glared twice, and judged very experienced.

The urine jar lady who lost a front tooth laughed and said, "Sometimes the fart is like a pig in the stomach." You're fooling around. The surname Zhao has a recipe, and after eating that recipe, the man's guy is a son's nest wherever he stabs. None of us have that recipe, so don't think we'll be like others. ”

"This time, whoever gives birth to more children will suffer. In the past two days, haven't the cadres of the brigade always mobilized people to go to the Donkey Dui'er Hospital for sterilization? I heard that the dictatorship team of the geldings is very ruthless, and they can make the men so unruly that they can no longer hold their heads up. The second aunt who was sitting next to her and had been speechless suddenly inserted this sentence at this time.

"Whoever wants to go to the gelding, who will go to the gelding, cut the bird, and go with the knife on both legs. Liang Yan Niang immediately took the words of the second aunt of the urine jar unhappily, puffed up her mouth with a whole face, and said without being salty or indifferent.

"That's it, whoever wants to be stabbed will be stabbed, don't stop here and talk about this. The cat girl next to her immediately followed the words of the weighing lady, and rolled her eyes and looked at the second lady of the urine jar.

The second aunt of the urine jar didn't seem to expect that her such a sentence would immediately attract the displeasure of these women, she looked around, wanted to open her mouth to say something, but couldn't say anything, so she had to blush, pouted her ass and stood up and left the field.

The urine can girl seems to think that the women's words are a bit too much, and wants to open her mouth to say a few words of explanation for the second aunt of the urine can, but she doesn't know how to play this round, so she has to smack her mouth a few times, swallow her saliva and stop talking.

The cat's mother squinted at the second lady who was looking at the urine jar and walked away, and then she came back to her senses and looked at a few women around her, pouted and said, "It is said that stinky farts don't make sounds, and loud farts don't stink, and it's true." Don't look at her usual words, her words can make people angry. You say, this gelding's dictatorship team people don't know how to hide, she's good, at this time she said that the gelding's dictatorship team is talking about, and I'm not afraid that the dictatorship team will give her to the gelding first!"

Listening to the words of the cat, the urine can mother was stunned, no matter what, the second aunt and herself are concubines, and the cat's words are a little bit not to take themselves seriously.

"Why are you stunned? I'm not afraid that at this time, there will be something that you don't care about, and you can't pick it out, and a monster with three eyes, seven arms and eight legs will grow in it?"

The women smiled when they said something to the weighing lady, and suddenly, the atmosphere in the whole field seemed relaxed. The women leaned back and laughed for a while, and then pulled up the dustpan and said the words of the girls.