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Village.

When Lu Liangren came back, Bian Baixian was using the computer in his room to receive the documents sent by Kim so-min.

Seeing that the door of the room was suddenly opened, and then a tear-eyed creature pounced on him wantonly, Bian Baixian asked calmly and quietly, "Say, what's the trouble again?" ”

Look, wiping this fool's ass all day long is the value of his life.

"For nothing, can you lend me some money?"

Bian Baixian turned his head to look at Lu Liangren very strangely, and pulled her off himself: "Stand up straight, I'm not a father and mother, don't want to use this trick to be coquettish." You make it clear, what do you want money for?"

"I'm going to buy medicine for the volcano, he's sick, very sick, and I want to cure him. ”

Bian Baixian sighed, it wasn't trouble, it was just a normal stupidity, it's okay.

"I don't borrow. He simply refused.

"In vain, you can lend it to me, you can keep accounts, all accounts. ”

"Bookkeeping, what kind of accounting, is it useful? Can you afford it? If you want to borrow money, you can first pay back all the money you owed me before, and then I will approve a new loan for you." ”

"I, I will pay you back, I will definitely pay it back! I can't afford to pay it back in this life, and if I can't pay it back in the next life, I will definitely pay it off anyway!"

Bian Baixian looked at her with a strange expression: "I don't want to see you in this life, are you going to pester me for three more lives?"

Lu Liangren: "......"

Seeing that talking well can't solve the problem, she only has a big move - splash and roll!

Lu Liangren turned around and threw himself on Bian Baixian's bed, rolling around with his blanket, and shouting in his mouth: "I want money, I want money, I want money, if you don't give me money, I won't leave your bed!"

Bian Baixian's forehead was full of black lines, what is this, how can there be a sense of déjà vu that family disputes arise due to economic disputes after cheating.

"Lu Liangren," Bian Baixian spoke slowly, his voice cold and cold: "Who taught you to roll on a man's bed?"

Belch...... It seems that Baibai is going to get angry.

After getting this realization, Lu Liangren immediately stopped rolling, sat up with messy hair, and looked at him with a blanket full of grievances: "I don't roll, but if you don't give me money, I won't leave, and you don't want to sleep." ”

Bian Baixian was silent.

With such a big family, he will lack a place to sleep?

Probably only this fool would have come up with such a stupid threat trick, but......

"Tell me, how much does it cost?" Bian Baixian gritted his teeth.

Paying for it, how can you not grit your teeth for this kind of thing of cutting his flesh.

Lu Liangren lowered his head and thought about it, then hesitated: "Hundreds of thousands, or hundreds of thousands? I don't know too well, and I haven't had this disease." ”

"What's wrong with him?"

"Sexual impotence. ”

"Ahem......" Bian Baixian choked on his own saliva, he stood up nervously, walked to the side of the bed and stared down at Lu Liangren and said anxiously: "How do you know that he has this disease, don't you ......?"

Lu Liangren lowered his eyes and whispered with sympathy: "It was he who told me yesterday in person, and asked me if I disliked him, but how could I dislike my friend because of this kind of thing, I just want to help him, I want to think about it very much." ”

Bian Baixian clenched his fists, his eyes flashed with anger, and his knuckles were squeaked by him.

Is he too relieved about the NPCs in this game? I always think that like ordinary online game NPCs, they stand there day and night to give tasks and rewards to players, and they are hardworking and willing to work without wages, which is simply a model in the labor world, but as an NPC grabbing players and saying that they are not good at that aspect, what kind of trouble is this?

Bian Baixian took a deep breath: "He told you personally?

Lu Liangren raised his head and said seriously: "Yes, he is sick, so I want to help him heal." ”

Bian Baixian: "......"

Spend hundreds of thousands to help an NPC heal - it's not him who is sick, it's you!!

However, when Lu Liangren got serious and wanted to do something, it was difficult for Bian Baixian to resist her, crying, making trouble and hanging herself, and after letting the cigarettes on the table of Bian Bian's father and mother be filled, Bian Baixian added a strong stroke to the account book and finally dialed the phone.

"Hey?" a crisp and capable female voice sounded.

"Gong Xiaotong, I'm Bian Baixian. ”

"Hehe, I gave you the front desk phone number last time, just contact them if you want to eat takeout. "Mother, this is not an order phone!

"......" Nima Jin Zhongren did a good job, why did the black pot want Lao Tzu to carry it, "You sell tiger meat there, right, do you have tiger whip and tiger bones?"

There was silence on the other end of the line for a long time.

"Bian Shao, in fact, I know an old Chinese medicine doctor......"

"It's not me!!!!" Bian Baixian suddenly got up and shouted angrily.

"Okay, it's not you, it's not you, it's better to have a look, don't shy away from the doctor. ”

"He can't go. Bian Baixian covered his face, how did he drag that NPC out of the game?

"Obviously, I don't dare to go ......" Gong Xiaotong muttered quietly, and then quickly replied before Bian Baixian was about to go crazy: "Everything is available, I will ask Assistant Zhang to send it to you, and promise not to let outsiders know." ”

Bian Baixian: "......"

hung up the phone angrily, what does it mean not to let outsiders know, isn't this still suspicious of him, Lao Tzu is alive and well!!

Glaring at Lu Liangren viciously, Bian Baixian closed his eyes and tried to calm his emotions.

After a while, he picked up his phone again, found another number and dialed it.

"Hey, Doraemon, I remember you have a deer farm at home, right, do you have deer blood deer antler whips or something?"

There was a long silence on the other end of the line.

"Bian Baixian, the gun is broken? Actually, I know an old Chinese medicine doctor......

"Smack!" Bian Baixian hung up the phone, not even bothering to explain.

Fuck your sister's old Chinese medicine doctor, why are these people so filthy, does he look like that kind of person???

"I'll go find Old Man Cao. Bian Baixian said.

Old man Cao is a long-bearded old man who prescribes medicine to Lu Liangren every month to relieve menstruation and pain, don't look at him guarding the small pharmacy in the urban village all day long, but his medical skills are first-class, and the aroma of wine is not afraid of deep alleys.

Bian Baixian originally wanted to save money and take some nourishing ingredients for Lu Liangren to fool around, but he didn't expect this province to put himself in it.

Lu Liangren also knew that Old Man Cao was very powerful, and looking at Bian Baixian's ugly face, she nodded happily and fearfully, and said, "Okay, then you come back early." ”

"Why come back early, you won't be able to go until three days later. ”

The anti-addiction system of this game is very interesting, and the situational game will stay for three days at most, and you will have to wait three days before you can go back after it comes out.

Bian Bai Xianqiang held back his distress, took the key and wallet and went out the door, a pair of herringbone splint drags were trampled by him with resentment, and walked to the front of the Chinese medicine hall with a big sun.

There were already other patients in it, and Bian Baixian sat on the long wooden chair outside and waited, wondering while waiting, if he was too indulgent to this fool, and actually agreed to spend hundreds of thousands of dollars to treat NPCs for such a ridiculous thing, and his money was not blown by the wind.

Just as he was in a trance, Old Man Cao's patient walked out and went to the medicine cabinet to get the medicine with a list.

Walking out with the patient, Old Man Cao swept his eyes, skipped the two waiting patients on the bench, and said, "Bian boy, you come in." ”

Chi Guoguo cut in line, but the two patients in front of him dared to be angry and did not dare to speak.

Walking into the inner room, Old Man Cao pecked a sip of tea, and he was still smiling slightly, but after seeing Bian Baixian's painful expression, he immediately straightened his face.

"What's wrong?" "Doesn't it hurt?" I still have to scrape your flesh off!

"It's not uncomfortable, I just want you to open a little bit...... Ahem, that solid medicine for Peiyuan. The more Bian Baixian spoke, the quieter he became.

Old Man Cao's eyes widened, and his beard trembled with anger: "You young people, you just like to indulge in lust and greed, you must know that a drop of essence and ten drops of blood, as far as the theory of our Chinese medicine is concerned, ......"

"Old man, it's not me!" Bian Baixian hurriedly interrupted, the old man has a problem - long-winded, he is not Lu Liangren, he can chat with this old man for an afternoon.

Old Man Cao glanced at him and stretched out his hand: "Come and ask for a pulse." ”

Bian Baixian wanted to vomit blood, so he asked this old man for a pulse at least 3,000, and besides, he had nothing wrong with him.

"Old man, it's really not my !!"

"I will know if it is true after asking the pulse, to tell you, I am an expert in this area, if you say that you can cure this disease in Yunhai City, everyone knows that there is an old Chinese medicine doctor who is particularly accurate - that is me!"

Bian Baixian had a dog's expression on his face, and he still couldn't get around this old Chinese medicine doctor for Mao.