Chapter 0277 - Crazy Revenge Against the Saber!
00
In the hazy mist, Ruoxi closed her eyes, leaned against the wall, her feet hung in the air, her chin was on my shoulder, and her fingers were in her mouth, babbling
After a night of indulgence, we went to sleep.
The next day, Maple Grove's evening retaliation against the saber began.
During class time, the door of a boy's dormitory in the third year of high school was kicked open, and Leng Mo took out a high-pressure water pipe from the fire hydrant, connected the water source, and opened the valve with maximum power.
The men's dormitory is full of water
One, two, the entire floor was not spared
At noon, the senior high school students returned to the dormitory one after another.
"Fuck me"
"The pancakes I brought from home are all soaked in water"
"My mustard"
"Give me back my old godmother"
"What are you guys, the Razer keyboard I just bought got into the water, too"
"My i74790, my 4G independent display, which grandson with water in the brain did it, I'll try it when I power it on"
"Okay, let's get through your sister, there's water in the socket."
bang
The electric spark exploded, the circuit burned out, and the dormitory caught fire.119 Fire trucks arrived to extinguish the fire, and it was not finished until the afternoon.
The senior high school students jointly asked to find out the culprit, but the monitoring was destroyed and could not be found at all, and everyone could only make their beds and sleep after scolding.
After the lights went out at night, twenty members of the Maple Grove evening were masked, each holding a dry powder fire extinguisher in their hands.
This time, we chose a dormitory where the saber members were densely distributed, and each dormitory was assigned a combat unit, after each was in place, Leng Mo in the walkie-talkie gave an order, and the sound of kicking the door came and went, and after the man in black rushed in, he sprayed wildly regardless of the three-seven-twenty-one opening the valve, someone was masturbating in the bed, and fell directly from the top bunk to the ground shivering, someone was watching a small movie, and it was refreshing, and then he was confused, and someone took a bath in the bathroom and was coated with talcum powder
“”
"Cough cough"
"Eyes My Eyes"
"My balls, my balls, don't spray my balls"
"My gentleman's orchid, my chrysanthemum, woo"
"I was wrong, I'm never going to take my girlfriend back to the dorm again, stop spraying"
"Lao Bai is in shock, and he is about to pinch people"
"Who the did I mess with"
"If it's short-circuited, it's on fire, it's on fire, and then spray it fast, just spray it on me"
"Damn, I'm just taking a shower to get in the way"
"Your sister, who is in the way of my shit?"
"The school leader is here, withdraw" In the headset, Leng Mo's voice came.
One after another scolding came from the dormitory building of the third year of high school, and in a dark miasma, the members of the masked Fenglin evening evacuated in an orderly manner.
A car under a tree on the side of the road
Tips: Please pay attention to the rest of your eyes when reading for a long time. 00 Recommended Reading:
In the chartered bus, I calmly smoked a cigarette.
Li Nezha said: "Brother Feng, wouldn't this be a little too much?"
I smiled and said, "Hehe, I originally wanted to put my own aphrodisiac in the thermos of each of them, if it weren't for the fear that innocent girls would suffer, I asked the senior high school dormitory students to call a night today"
At this time, Li Xiaofeng said with some embarrassment: "Brother Feng, I have a date tonight." ”
Leng Mo said: "How do you pick up a girl, is it from your Lin Zhi Branch?"
Li Xiaofeng: ""
Leng Mo laughed and said: "Good boy, the fat water does not flow to outsiders, Xiaofeng, hide it deep enough"
Li Xiaofeng finally said: "No, it's not from our club, it's from the third year of high school."
Li Nezha: "Oh, if you have younger siblings, you won't bring them to let everyone see, is it reliable?"
Li Xiaofeng said: "She's shy. ”
Listening to their conversation, I lit a cigarette and looked at Li Xiaofeng, who was blushing with embarrassment.
Li Xiaofeng squeaked a little and whimpered: "Brother Feng, I"
I smiled slightly, then patted him on the shoulder and said gently, "First love"
Li Xiaofeng blushed and nodded.
I said: "Bring it when you have time, let the brothers give it to the staff officer, everyone is a senior in this regard"
Li Xiaofeng nodded solemnly.
I said, "Go ahead, the rest of the business, you won't need so many people."
Li Xiaofeng had a smile on his face, and after solemnly thanking him, he got out of the car, and several of us looked at his back and stopped laughing.
I said, "Do you think Xiaofeng has the charm to attract girls?"
Leng Mo shook his head and said: "He's not handsome, he's not tall, he doesn't, he doesn't understand romance, he is useless in terms of quickly attracting girls." ”
Li Nezha said again: "Yes, unless it is a long-term contact, his inner excellence will be slowly revealed, but the senior high school students usually don't have the opportunity to have close contact with him at all, love at first sight Forgive me for being a very realistic person, I only believe in love over time"
I nodded and said: "I have the same opinion as you, but Xiaofeng is a person who values feelings, either don't talk about it, and if you talk about it, it means that you have moved your true feelings, and you will pay without asking for anything in return, and you will be stuck in it and can't extricate yourself, if the other party really has a problem, there is no doubt that Xiaofeng will be greatly hurt." ”
The two of them listened to my words, frowned and fell silent.
My eyes were cold, I took a puff of cigarette and said, "Leave this matter to Tussaud, check the details of that girl, and if there is indeed a problem, before Xiaofeng falls in, erase it."
At this time, Li Nezha, who was in the driver's seat, said: "Brother Feng, Du Sha just came with the news, and the whereabouts of several cadres of Saber at the moment have been investigated. ”
I smiled and said, "Let's go, collect the bills"
Li Nezha started the car, and the car disappeared into the night.
In the Tiandiren Internet café, a sturdy boy with a purple cockscomb head is holding a cigarette obliquely, playing PP dance with Erlang's legs crossed, and a box of steaming instant noodles is placed on the table.
A song on the screen has ended, Chicken Head
Tips: Please pay attention to the rest of your eyes when reading for a long time. 00 Recommended Reading:
The controlling villain is spinning in circles on the ground, which is a victory pose.
The chicken head looked very proud and said: "Hahaha, Xiao Caibi, don't brag to the master, it's like pinching sweet potatoes so easily, how can you not accept Baxing, the reverse key is good, grandpa will teach you to be a man tonight"
He took a bite of instant noodles, and at the beginning of the second game, his fingers tapped the keyboard like crazy, and it had become a conditioned reflex to see how skillful he was, and without thinking, his fingers moved themselves when he saw the arrow keys, and the smoke was rising, and the crisp tapping sound resounded.
The victory was approaching again, and he said excitedly: "Hahaha, if you win, Min Min will be my wife in the future."
But just when he was in the height of his spirit, a hand holding a cigarette suddenly reached over his head and flicked the ash directly into the instant noodles he hadn't finished eating.
"Shall I Fuck You"
The movement of the chicken head stopped instantly, and I took off the headphones and was about to turn back murderously, but I grabbed my hair directly and pressed my face into the bowl of instant noodles
Hearing the movement, all the saber members around me stood up, but when they saw the formation behind me, they all sat down again.
The chicken head wiped the noodle soup and spices on his face with his hands, stood up in anger, and turned around without saying a word, but the moment he saw the scene behind him, the anger on his face was instantly extinguished
The hundreds of people in the black pressure couldn't see their heads at all, all of them were holding blades and sticks, and the chicken head was carrying only 20 people in total.
However, he was also a bachelor, and quickly calmed down and said: "Tell you, I am the chicken head of the saber, and I planted it today, but I advise you to think about what the consequences are."
The corners of my mouth twitched: "I usually smash the consequences first."
I punched him in the face, and the brothers behind him swarmed him, and the twenty people were quickly overwhelmed by the crowd, and this Internet café was not spared, because this is one of the saber industries
That night, we were not idle at all, and smashed seven saber yards in a row.
At dawn, a phone call came, it was Liu Yuchuan.
The other end of the phone said: "Zhuang Feng, I didn't expect to deal with a few cadres, and you would have to go out in person." ”
I said: "No, no, it's just that I took the lead when I smashed the Internet café, after all, being idle is idle, but I really didn't expect it, I didn't expect to receive your call until the seventh house, and the saber family's great cause really deserves its reputation." ”
Liu Yuchuan's voice was still calm: "I originally planned to use Chen Xi as a bait to lure you into the bait, but I didn't expect that you had the existence of marksmanship in your hand that surpassed Jinhua, which really surprised me, and besides, she turned out to be a policeman, so I advise you to be careful."
I frowned and said coldly, "What do you mean?"
Liu Yuchuan said: "Jinhua hates the police the most, being injured by the police is a humiliation that he can never let go, so now I can't tie him down, he can't rush into the police station, so I can only choose the target to be you, or the people around you, this situation is also what I don't want to see, so call to inform you"
After Liu Yuchuan finished speaking, he hung up the phone, and a burst of hot clothes came
To read, please visit 83 Chinese.com
00